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#ledgebantzIf you could do any job what would it be?
Alt: A bloke I work with doesn't like Chinese food or "chinky" as I like to call it. My mate's wife doesn't eat cheese. What everyday item do you wierdly not like/eat, you freak?
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I'd be summat to do with shagging RihannaAlt: I can't stand celery, aubergine, Weiss beer or apples with faces superimposed on them.
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I never understand people that don't like Chinese foodMy wife claimed not to but hasn't complained at the many chinese dishes I have served her and just not told her its chinese. THeres hundreds of dishes and they taste different.
I don't like Bananas
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Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:39,
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Haha. I don't like bananas either. Shitty texture, rubbish taste. So your Mrs wouldn't order a Chinese or go in a "chinky"?
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NoOh I finally found you a good place to eat in Falmouth. Bit late I know but if you do end up joining Swipey in September Pandoras is excellent.
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Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:43,
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I read that and thought....Why are Stunned and Swipe going to wear big hats in September?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:45,
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Good to know. I'll deffo be back. I might come down between Xmas and new year.
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I went on a night out in Falmouth once, my girlfriend at the time was from Sennen.Also, a guy from York now DJs in Falmouth and he's excruciatingly bad.
Is it bad form to name and shame?
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Stand-up comedy lolAlt: I ent to fond of eggs. They're just a bit meh. Don't not like em, just don't ... like em.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:41,
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I was actually mocking myself there. I don't think I'm a funny guy.Not deliberately, anyway.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:53,
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Because he wasn't very hungry?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:54,
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Because he had a bowl of hot chocolate, into which he dipped pieces of bread?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:55,
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Please can I have a technical role associated with Bbc Test Match Special, you know, on the wireless? Or maybe a kind of sports analyst sort of thing in cycling or cricket, reckon I'd enjoy that.
Alt: no butter on sandwiches, no raw cheese.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:43,
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I have found most shops do this now with pre made sangers, which has opened up a whole new world of meal deals I previously missed out on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:51,
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Oddly enough, I was about to write exactly the same thing.Sitting about, watching cricket sounds absolutely perfect.
Plus all the TMS team are up to their ears in weapons-grade quim.
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I can't remember that saying properly, the one about finding a job you love and you'll never work again or something.Anyway, that would be mine.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:57,
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Sounds ideal. Followed by a couple of months in Oz, the West Indies, or SA over the winter.Not so sure about shitting through the eye of a needle in India, Pakistan or SL though...
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Sri Lanka is supposed to be a good tour. NZ too, I'd like to go there.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:00,
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One of the benefits of working from homeis that I've got TMS on the radio in the office and the match on the telly through in the living room. Perfect.
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I have it on the radio at work, but I'd like to work from home or have a bit of the old flexi-time so I could do and watch more of the stuff I enjoy, especially cricket related.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:05,
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I was also going to say TMS Unfortunately I missed out on the test match career beforehand,
being a man of great impotence I too have the radio on (THROUGH THE INTERNET IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT WITCHCRAFT)
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That's crazy talkI listen to the radio...get this...on a radio! Whodathunkit?
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I'm thinking about applying for this:metro.co.uk/2014/07/29/its-a-job-of-sorts-sex-toy-company-advertises-for-its-first-male-orgasm-engineer-4813642/
Alt: Nothing springs to mind, no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:51,
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I'd like a job that was a rare skill, so I could do stuff at my own pace, You know, like specialist stone masonry or leather work or something.
Alt: I really don't like curry. I like spicy food, but curry (and I mean English curry) often just looks a bit like slop. And that puts me off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:08,
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Its all going to go off againWe need some meatheads in black bomber jackets to stand around the sides being all intimidating
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I'd be a pastry chefit pays even less than science though sadly. I'd never have to learn statistics though and that can only be a Good Thing.
Alt: celery. It can fuck right off.
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I'd be famous. Singing, acting, whatever. Alt. I have a dislike for melon.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:21,
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A woman for duty / A boy for pleasure / But a melon for ecstasy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:29,
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at least it doesn't talk back, I suppose(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:38,
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Actual sex needs a penis and vagina. We've already established you lot are just wanking each other off with various parts of your anatomy.(
Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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I was about to point out that being famous isn't a jobBut then I realised it is now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:27,
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But I don't want to be famous, it looks like a dreadful business(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:30,
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I know pet, I was just having a giggle. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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I'd like somdthing in medicine. It pays better than the pub trade.(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
The jig is up. You lying, Godless, heathen.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:37,
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I'd want to be a rock and roll guitar playeror a plasterer.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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I rock and roll guitar played YM last night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:35,
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Oh godWhen was the last time you listened to that? I watched the video on the old Youtube very recently. I cringed so much my entire body turned inside out.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:39,
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If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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If you could talk to my wife about that it would be much appreciated.(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
And none of your double capped charm this timeI barely touched the sides after :(
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I've got the single somewhere.Could probably have a fair crack at reciting the lyrics and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:40,
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I have it too!I bought that and 'Anfield Rap' on the same day. Footballers don't seem to make amusing novelty records anymore. They take themselves too seriously I reckon.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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Everton's 'Ere We Go was pretty good and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:46,
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Oh dear. Alright Aldo
Sound as a pound
I'm cushty la but there's nothing down
The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed
We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us
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How long ago was that?Without looking I'm going to guess '87
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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Ah, closeI was 11
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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I enjoyed scaffolding with my old man. Hard graft, enjoyable and fucking well paid.(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
He said it was hard graft, enjoyable and fucking well paid.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:50,
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Me too. Building trade is very well paid, that's why they are in the boozer every night.(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)
You're one of the idiots who would have done a fortnights plumbing course because the papers said they all earn £70k a few years ago(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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I steer clear of Chinese as a rule but it's okay when I have it, just I prefer other cuisinespopcorn is like eating styrofoam peanuts so fuck that.
Not a huge fan of nuts, generally, either.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:37,
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