Grudge Match!!
Who would you pit against each other in an Aerosmith/Run DMC style music battle?
Im going for The Reynolds Girls and Korn singing "Im Too Sexy"

alt. best cuisine

altalt. best One Hit Wonder.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:35, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wife is home off for a sleep. Night.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Delete this please

( Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)

THIS REPLY IS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Delete this please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)

( Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Debbie Gibson and Rammstein doing "You're the one that I want" from Grease

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)

delete this please

( Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Monty and the barmaid in the Cheese.
The mic skillz face off would be EPIC
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I'm thinking of starting a chain of stores specialising in underwear for trendy, modern black women
called "Knickers With Attitude"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)

There was a sexy qotw week lady who told sexy stories about her sexy escapades, who called herself that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

I'm thinking of starting a chain of dry cleaners specialising in international clothing
called "Ethnic Cleansing"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Cliff Richard and Lionel Blair doing Smack My Bitch Up
alt: Indian

altalt: The Hustle, by Van McCoy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I'm thinking of buying a pub and selling food

( Peej, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I'm thinking of starting a club that teaches young children to play chess
called "Kiddie Pawn"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)

hahaha
third time lucky
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

I'm thinking of starting an ice cream parlour in a 'gay friendly' public toilet
Called "Knickerboker Gloryhole"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Chesney Hawkes I Am The One And Only, innit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Marliyn Manson and Daphne & Celeste doing 'Sunshine Lollipops"

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Elton John and Kiki Dee singing "Don't go breaking my heart".
alt: Italian. This week.

altalt: Joe Dolce "Shaddap ya face".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Chris Rea and Dire Straights.
They can cover the classic playground rhyme 'Diarrhoea'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Isla St Clair and Barry White

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Well aren't you lot a hoot?
Y'All gave in eventually. My threads own your ass.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

A hoot?
Well, that's peculiar
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I was thinking of opening an indoor running track/herb garden.
I shall call it A Stitch In Thyme.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Needs moar racism.
Hmm... What about an all black sky diving company called Chocolate Drops?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Stitch this!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)

stitch what?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Can ye' mumma sew, son?

( Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)

220/6.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

36.7 (rounding to one decimal place)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I was thinking of opening an hasidics only sex club
Called Mountain Jew
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)

Out of office replies are now switched on.
youtu.be/myvo7ef_UkI
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)

BYE!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I have had a hell of a day.
Might be a bit Cranley, but I'm going to the effing pub tonight.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:28, Reply)