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I don't think anyone will be surprised by this:
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/coventry-named-top-holiday-destination-7813935

Alt: Good evening.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:27, 229 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
haha! 'good evening'!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Haha like on off topic last night!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Seriously.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
needs moar questions

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I know, I just wanted to post the link

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
oh okay see you l8r

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Beautiful, isn't it?
www.flickr.com/photos/emertont/15300917276/in/photostream/
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Only because dignitas use it as a stop-off point during trips to their clinics.
It helps reduce the possibility of people changing their minds, you see?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
You're only jealous because fewer people are visiting the Robin Hood museum

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
How can there be a museum of something that didn't exist?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Good evening.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Come back in six hours please.
There's a dear.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
We werethinking of Slough, or maybe Runcorn for our next family holiday. That's got us sold!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Basingstoke is top of my list

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Slough is very close to Legoland and Windsor aktually

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
We've always been fans of Scarfolk

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)
The TwoTone thing came out of Cov, that's one thing in its favour.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
It's got a museum and everything:
www.2tonecentral.co.uk/
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
We''ll be sure to visit on our holiday.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)

one the only.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I think there have been far better things to come out of this city

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)
The Luftwaffe, on the return journey?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
^Topical and edgy^

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:43, Reply)
They left the place in less of a mess than the architects did.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
"Coventry is the fastest-growing holiday destination in the West Midlands"
Yes, I can imagine it is.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I just found a pic of my house after it was shelled in WWII, cool eh?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Is the hole in the roof fixed yet?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
my nans house five houses up from mine lost the whole front of the building

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
How much of a house is destroyed and rebuilt before its a different house?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
It's like how many chipolatas equal a sausage. Careful.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Ooh, I know this one!
It's 'just under two', isn't it?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I said careful...

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
He said 'what?'

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Half

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I was talking about ship of theseus just the other day at work
FACT FANS
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
#murdersuicide

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Can they call him a coon in print like that?
Poor Abdul.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
What with him being an eggy-chutney
m.bristolpost.co.uk/articles/news/article/22965155 this should be no real surprise.

RIP Jay.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Poor jase :(
He looked older than 47 though
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
oh you bitch.
Ive been to paradise, but ive never been to Bristol.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
I don't suppose Bristols are your area of expertise

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I dunno I have never known a gay that wasnt obsessed with boobs
Not sexually but just a seeming fascination
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Im not fussed.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I wonder what broadsword's opinion is?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I think we can take that as read

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I read this as 'brownsword' and I LOLled.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Chut chut chut chut chutney
Lay a little egg for me
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
officechuckle

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I found that way funnier
than I should have.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
|Where did you go in Manc then DBT?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Food thing in Albert Square, rib place in Northern Quarter, Chop House, few pubs to check the grub and Bem Brazil. Meated out :))

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I thought the food thing in Albert Square was Ian's Caff?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I love a good meat injection. Glad you enjoyed.
Had it changed much?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I've been up a lot since I lived here.
Visited a few old student haunts.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
aight me niggaz, I'm talkin' 'bout BASE!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
NO BASE CHAT

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
good evening

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
doesn't all of it belong to us?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Motherfucking bass in your motherfucking face!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
How low can you go?
Wait, I know this one, 'sodomising a disabled man'.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
with eggs

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
where did the disabled meme come from?
You plucked that out of your hamster laden arse.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Well, I'm guessing he was - at the very least - visually impaired.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Oi! Im handsome, me! Ish. Kinda.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I imagine you are what magazines would call a 'weird crush'

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)

crush o
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
potat

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
we can't all be moustached debonairs

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I can.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
yeah but you actually do prey on the visually impaired, and the rest.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Fair point.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
:-{D

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Dirty Sanchez!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)


(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Is that backwards?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
couldn't find the forward version

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Gott in Himmel!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I read that as Scott in Himmel then

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Scott in Himmler.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
"I'm going out to invade Poland. I may be some time."

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Excellent work

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Nice fellow
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/disgraced-coventry-amusement-arcade-boss-7705763
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:21, Reply)
And his name isn't even Bob.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
and he was no fun!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Way to kick a man when he's downs
"Fletcher ran the amusement arcade, formerly known as The Buzz, for more than 20 years, despite having learning difficulties and a very low IQ."
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Let's face it. The machines do all the maths.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Both at the same time, poor fellow

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Both thick and stupid

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah they are, I agree

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
who's in your wank bank then?
You can't say 'Gary Cranley'.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Sylvia in Accounts.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Stunned poster

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Gonna need a bigger bank

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Nah, this one's a foot shorter.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
oh ho!
Victor Meldrew - One Foot In The Bin
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I don't below-the-knee-ve it

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Heel be OK

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Give her an inch, she'll want a foot and then I won't have a leg to stand on.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
You patella!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
She gives me femur.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)

she'll want a foot and then I won't have a leg to stand on. for which I can only apologise.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Apology?
Ha! IN YOUR FACE!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
bukkake lols

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
The worst of all the cakes.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Bank of Karabraxos

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
NO STAR WARS CHAT

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
*unchains heart*

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
You geeks love that shit.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Bigger on the inside lols

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
the vampire from the board game 'I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER'

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I VANT A VISCOUNT

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I'm sure they used to be bigger!!!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
My answer for 10
"Things people have said about my genitals"
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I just use internet porn nowadays, saves me having to remember things

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I like 'newsreaderfeetinheels.com'

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I like to make a deposit on YMs back

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Mrs Dozer
8====== D- - -
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
^LOST HIS HELMET

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
yet another foam helmet foamy mouthed spazzer

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)
Yeah, but does mrs dozer eight equals equals equals equals equals equals dash dash dash?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
There you go.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
What does 8 equal?
Stupid post.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
^FOUND HIS HELMET

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Why do people have a wank bank when there's a plethora of porn at your fingetips?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
cockandbumfun.com

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
reversedutchsteamboat.com

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Steamboat willy

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I'd say they are going back to old "money shots"

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
You have to remember that most of these chaps are 40 something Jay, not young chaps like us with our whole lives ahead of us (well, not you with your AIDs), they don't know about the world wide web and all that.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Au contraire, meine kleine knaben.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
you have aids too?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Sex AIDS

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
So, a lollipop stick and some sellotape then?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
lollitape
sellopop
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Brings a new meaning to sex tape

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Alright, slow down brainiac
The world wide what now?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
TURN IT UP!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I don't really know man, I'm bluffing.
I just found a new grey hair.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
UH-OH!
I'm struggling to find non-grey ones
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
borrow some from your missus

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Memories contain far more than pictures and sound
as does the imagination.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Wankmaster^

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Yes, young padwank?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Yeah but give me some hand held HD porn everytime.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I'm still looking for a 'hands-free' option

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Bum a cat

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
That's your answer to everything.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
And let me assure you, mrs tangle did NOT think it was a good idea for her birthday present

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Just try it

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Everyones a critic eh

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
*sings*
What a Manx, what a Manx, what a Manx, what a mighty good Manx
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Is everybody friends again with him, then?
Excellent.

Looove caaaan build a briiiiiiidge
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
G+

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Not as far as I know.
Did I miss a meemeaux.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Oh no stunned what's your cranley bloobloo story.
Did he... call.. you... fat ?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
When will Cranley stop with all these lies?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)
just been to a meeting about insurers
the dude on the other side was trying to claim that poor little underwriters and brokers are delicate gentle flowers who must be nurtured like petals in the sun. ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. raddled alcoholic old perverts more like.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
I am surprised.
I'd have fucked you in the arse and left the meeting room SMOKING A FAG!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
well we did that too
but it took some negotiating to get there
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Plus a strapon

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)
you insisted on the insertion of a "pro boner" clause?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Dunno, the above sub thread made me think it was all love and kisses again.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Good evening.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Wankrupt

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
wankrupt patron wine good evening

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
cor! sounds like it!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I have my first grey bawhair

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
I imagine it has a lot more personality.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Is it the one you piss out of?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Ahahahaha
No wait I mean the other one
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
BOUGHT IT AT THE FIVE AND DIME!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Played it till my fingers were slick

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
officelol

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)
200+ replies on a Cov thread
for shame OT, for shame
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)
We could probably do with a new one though

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Not only that
But we seem to have missed lunch completely.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
A veritable firestorm of replies

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
wankrupt

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
wankrupt

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)

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