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There's no Question Of The Week.
Am I supposed to post on this board, instead?
Can someone throw a hissy fit, please?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:22,
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latest was 10 years ago)
No
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:25,
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No, you're not going to get upset, or no, I shouldn't post here?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:31,
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^^upset cos he cant post first on qotw
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:32,
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I'm at the top of this thread, so
I must be
winning.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35,
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but a fly atop a pile of shit thinks himself king
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:36,
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Excellent, I'm the king of this particular shit pile.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:40,
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i dont believe your name was even on the ballot paper?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:43,
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Keep this up, and I'll have to have you executed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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No I'm not going to get upset and no you aren't *supposed* to post here now although you are quite welcome to obviously.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41,
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alright, meaty
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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Alright monster munch
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:44,
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MEATSNAKE
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:06,
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Right won yawself
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:32,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:32,
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1/alright
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:33,
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alright, fod
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:34,
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appropriately enough, that usually stands for "foreign object damage"
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:35,
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This needs more context.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:36,
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such as, for example, that suffered by the insertion of a hamster into the rectum
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:38,
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hey, chill with the bullying
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:40,
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This board is considerably less friendly than I'd been led to believe.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41,
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alright monstero munchismo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45,
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dozers
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:57,
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mz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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dzr
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:10,
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IRONY CHK ON AISLE 3 PLS
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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IM VERY ANGRY AT BEING CRANHAMMERED. IT COMES TO SOMETHING WHEN YOU CANT POST PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT ANOTHER B3TAN.
YOU COULDNT MAKE IT UP.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:41,
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^upset
Thanks for making me feel welcome.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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FURIOUS ACTUALLY
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45,
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Is this something that really happened to you Gayham?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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your Mrs made you bloobloodelete
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:44,
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Ha ha, bothering her about me posting a christian name is pretty fucking pathetic. He could have gazzed me or complained to the excellent mod team here who swiftly removed the pornography he was posting rather than crying to her.
Sad cunt.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48,
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but you obeyed m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:49,
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#redsetterinabinbagwhipped
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:50,
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pussywhipped
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52,
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xactly
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:53,
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Yes, of course I did. Why should she be pestered about it? It's unfair on her being bothered at work by someone who thinks he's the only Gr**** in the world.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52,
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if only there was a way to block all texts and numbers from mobile contacts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:53,
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My Christian name is Mohammed
No, wait......
I'll get this soon....back in a bit
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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Bt subtley changing my name to Grae*e Crossl*y wallop Cranhammered.
You'd sware he owned the site.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45,
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#discussionswithrob
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:45,
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COME TO THINK OF IT HE'S SUCH A PUSSY HE'LL HAVE BEEN TWEETING ROB AND CR3.
I DON'T BLAME RUTH FOR GETTING HER FRIEND TO TELL HIM THEIR SHORT LIVED 100K MARRIAGE WAS OVER I REALLY DON'T.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:47,
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perhaps if you bought an icon
you too could gaz the mods and get any posts you don't like removed?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:48,
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I'LL STICK TO PERSONALLY THREATENING POSTERS UNLESS THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD IF THATS ALL THE SAME THANKS MATE.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:52,
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that's the sort of behaviour that makes people publish private gaz messages m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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THEY'RE THE BEST BITS ABOUT THE BOARD.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:55,
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YOURE THE BEST BIT ABOUT THE BOARD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:56,
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+CH
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:57,
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whatever floats your boat
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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Carry on, nothing to see here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:53,
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I want crisps and I have none
I'm too drunk to drive to the all-night Tesco.
#firstworldproblems
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:55,
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Get in the car you pansy
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:05,
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I've found some crackers, cheese and chorizo ristra
Life is now good again
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:09,
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That'll do I suppose.
But you can make your own crisps if you are really desperate. You need some potatoes, a really sharp knife, and a massive pan full of boiling hot oil.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:12,
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not exactly suitable to be using when pissed
thin slice, spray with oil, in oven, safer
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14,
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I'm quite drunk so boiling oil sounds like a great idea!
If I survive I'll get back to you with the results
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:14,
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Go for it.
Just remember to have a bucket of water to hand to chuck on it if it catches fire.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:17,
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fuck that shit yo
if it all goes to tits just sling the whole thing in the sink and turn the taps on quick
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:20,
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I made an awesome omelette
It was nom
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:24,
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A 'nomelette' hoho!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:26,
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Chorizo, peppers, bacon, sliced new potatoes, cheese and chillis
I will regret this at some time tomorrow.
Pray for me
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:28,
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doesn't sound that bad
depends on the chili content tho
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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Fresh chillis from the plant on the windowsill
Warm on the way in - warmer* on the way out.
*I say 'warmer' - I mean 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHYDIDIEATTHESEFRUITSFROMHELL'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:34,
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You should change your username to 'ringofire' or something
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:36,
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The chillis are a strain* called 'Basket of fire'
*I say strain - after a meal with them straining is unnecessary
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38,
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then you would have 44000 litres to take away the heat
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:38,
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Yeah but, think of the steam
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:43,
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I do like a good omelette, and anyone who says they are shit and for cunts is generally a bent spastic.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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CAN EVERYONE DELETE ANY REFERENCES THEY HAVE MADE TO 'DAVE' OR 'DAVID' PLEASE OR I WILL BE CONTACTING YOUR PARTNERS, FAMILY AND/OR EMPLOYERS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:56,
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what, caMORON?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:57,
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PEOPLE MIGHT THINK ITS ME BECAUSE MY HYPER INFLATED SENSE OF SELF IMPORTANCE LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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SHIT JUST GOT CREAL!
(THIS IS COMBINING HIS NOM DE PLUME AND THE WORD 'REAL' EVERYBODY)
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:00,
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but it just looks like cereal
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:02,
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YOU'RE TAKING THE GRAEME CROSSLEY HERE MATE YOU REALLY ARE
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:03,
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maybe it was a bridge too far?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:04,
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UH-OH!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:04,
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^^^UUPSET
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:05,
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CRANHAMMER = MINE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:03,
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There's a punch up going on outside my gaff right now
Looks like it could be an interesting night!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:36,
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well at least you might get a fruit based alcoholic drink out of it
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:37,
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I see what you did there
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:39,
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subtle is my middle name
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:40,
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Is it still going on?
Has there been a victor?
Has some slag's honour been defended?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:47,
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It appears that there are several slags, some weasel-like scrawny track-suited DNA wastes and a couple of bouncers
This could get interesting.
*opens popcorn, gets deck chair*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:53,
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