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Shit Thread #3 - Tuesday 7th October 2014(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:24,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Oh I read that wrong but you're still a chicken fucker.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:36,
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Oh here we go, i don't get why you have to be like this. Do we really have to do this infront of everybody?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:30,
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Soz Gonzo, Hey! I just pretended to be Jewish to make someone squirm for making an off colour 'joke' about Jews and money.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:34,
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It's alright, is it me or is it only notherners who make jokes about tight jews these days? Normally when they're being really tight about somthing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:58,
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This websight is a mercy killing in waitingHola Frogger!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:32,
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Tangles is the organic glue that holds this place together, I miss him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:36,
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Has he gone? Aw, I liked him.No flies on that one
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:40,
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He smells too bad for flies(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:41,
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*pours an organic turnip shake on the floor"Fare thee well bro
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:43,
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*nods*Why is it when I dont have beer or wine I feel fucking thirsty all day?
ANSWER ME THAT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:40,
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Because you drank it all the night before?(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:41,
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If you can stop your alkie-hands from shaking long enoughI recommend a trip to oddbins for some thirst sating nectar. The clouds will clear and you will see the light, just tell work you have a bloobloocold and the medicines are making you all 'swizzy'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:49,
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HmmmThis sounds like a good plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:52,
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Because you're an alkie with alcohols issues(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:43,
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True, but I didn't have any(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:46,
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lolI can't fucking afford any beer at the minute
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:52,
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If it helps The missus and I made 6 lts of Sloe gin over the weekend, come Christmas it will be ready and all yummy
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No sloe bushes round our way :o((
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:12,
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Oh man sad times, we picked so many that we have had to give most away. Sloe gin is one of lifes great tipples though
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It really isNever had proper home made stuff before
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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Gin + Berries + brown sugareasiest recipe out there, I tend to use soft brown sugar as it adds a better flavour IMO, but give it 3 months gently shaking from time to time to mix it up and then decant into some nice bottles
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If you don't have sloes you can still have fun having a go with other fruits. Quinces and damsons are quite good. Or even raspberries.
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We have access to good number, but there's competition. This usually leads to people picking them earlier and earlier, a kind of race to the bottom. Then no one has nice sloe gin. The tragedy of the commons.
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I live in the countryside rural temps drop well below that in the city
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he lives in one of those identikit estates in suburbia(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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Fair enough. I don't live in a city, but haven't noticed it getting that cold yet. I have quite a lot at home that I made a few years ago now - still good. I might decant it in to nice bottles and give it away at Christmas.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:19,
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you'll be photographing horrifically deformed and burnt pizzas next(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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Up in the lakes we had first frost last weekendjust enough to get the berries starting to split but due to location we have tonnes of sloes
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Right, well, I'm going to do some work for a bit now. You lot need to buck your ideas up. If you aren't careful you're going to lose me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:46,
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My will is as strong as yours,. And my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.So Nyaaaahhhh!!!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:51,
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The interview is tomorrow. So that's that fucked.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:52,
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Oh manDo they know you turned up looking the cunt a day early?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:54,
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Just tell them you are REALLY keen(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:58,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:58,
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Cranley just text me to ask me to ask you to delete this thread please.(
Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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would you rather lose two feet in height or all your hair?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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Terrible bullying of Battered.alwais in are harts
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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He came back on facebook the same day he topped himself but he didn't say goodbye or nuthin(
Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:24,
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what do iou mean? my thread was excellent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:24,
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