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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me something. You can't play bass. You can't play drums.

So, what can you play? Any instrument you still hope to learn one day?

Alt: How's your afternoon going?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:22, 257 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've just had my haircut by a bender called Jason
Now, I'm not saying that everyone called Jason is bent. BUT, I'm pretty sure everyone called Jason is bent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
my brother wouldn't like you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
he prefers his partners a bit more butch?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I was having a similar discussion with my boss the other day.
He believes the same thing about people called Brian. I'm not sure I see the logic of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Brian Blessed is a famous lover of the forbidden pleasures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
At lest you know he couldn't sneak up behind you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
I am the music man b*th, I come from down your way.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
you're from Weston?
that WOULD explaina lot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
What, Scotland?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
i was good at the piano as a youngster, but stopped at grade 5 when it got "boring" (my parents were so right that i'd regret giving it up)
now i can barely remember "chopsticks"

i'd like a diamond sax like dolly's.

alt: i just read the first skagra thing i've actually bothered to read. it was fucking shit. that dude needs help.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
i can barely eat with chopsticks, let alone play it on a piano

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
What kind of spastic flid can't use chopsticks?

EDIT: Oh, never mind. I see the answer to that below.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
me too
but nobody wants to be the cunt who asks for a fork
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
which is weird because i have no problem asking for a fork to eat ice cream

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

When I lived in Japan, I would regularly get given a fork in restaurants without asking. This always struck me as a bit racist.

Oh the irony.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Guitar and bass
Both to an "ok" level. I'd like to spend more time playing but these days I never seem to get the chance. I quite fancy a semi-acoustic guitar, mind
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Semi lob on mate?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Lazylob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
semi lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Semi half flat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Do you think I'm swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I played drums to a reasonable level, probably not so much now.
I had a few bass lessons but I only had a white bass guitar which was a bit bent, also I was rubbish at it.

I wouldn't learn any other instruments now, bit old hat innit, it's all computers now for that repetitive 'boom boom' music kids like, or 'Rap' music, 'CRAP' music I call it!!! LOL

Alt: 'Fucking shit'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
You may be too shit, Froggle,
but you're never too old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
What's that chap in the picture supposed to be doing?

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Lord's prayer cry wank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I can play bass, it's well easy.
It's true that I'm a bit shit at the drums.
I can play guitar very competently, I have grade seven piano and I'll bash out a tune on pretty much any instrument that is similar to either of those two.
I'm not so good on instruments that require blowing, although I did learn French Horn for about a year.
Kind of regret giving that up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
what if someone offered you a fiver?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Yeah I'd take up French horn again for that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I've heard that you'll bash out your instrument at he drop of a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
All guitarists are renowned wankers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
But I can play bass.
I'd like to learn a bit more guitar.

Alt: waiting on an email, send me an email.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
interview go ok?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I dunno, 'Jayden' is a name both bent AND council

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
i'd like to learn to scratch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I can play bass and drums
and guitar and ukulele and banjo and piano and mandolin and violin and recorder and tin whistle and harmonica and double bass and more

alt FUCKING SHIT B3TH!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Alt: tell us all about it, Jethro.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I can play the pink oboe
But I'm not very good.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
It's a fairly easy instrument to master.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
I used to play the recorder, by ear ironically. Couldn't read sheet music.
In Primary School I used to pretend when it was a concert.
#NoBlow

alt. Ok. I have moaning sale staff because of new data set with not very good details. Powering through
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Maybe you should have tried putting it in your mouth like everyone else?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Anal recordering is a dying art.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Did you suck or blow?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Sucked the paint off the mouthpiece

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Wait, what are we talking about now?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
HEY EVERYONE LETS FORM A BAND!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I'LL BE LEAD SINGER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Is it just going to be Yurtzel music?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
No, I already have a yurt band

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
what music shall we play, i have a a great range

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Im joining. Every band needs a token gay

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Which decent bands have a token gay?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Village People

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I thought they were all straight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
The red indian one was gay.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
The ones that made money.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Decent bands are not usually correlated with making money

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
And you didn't name any

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Ok, I'll help you out
Hüsker Dü and The Magnetic Fields.
That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
So you don't want to make money?
You have your Yurt band for "Credibility"

Boyzone, Steps, N-Sync,Bloc Party, Vampire Weekend, Sigur ros, Antony and the Johnsons
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I didn't say that.
I did, however, ask for examples of decent bands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Industry manufactured 'boy bands' that merely perform songs written for them or covers and don't play instruments either wouldn't usually be considered decent bands, I don't think.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I never said decent bands, that was Tangles' thing. I want to be in a band that makes dat moneymoneymoney

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I'm sorry jase, but you're out of the band

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Oh cruel and intolerant world. You have forsaken me again!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Well given that you are both bent and deaf, the only chance you'd have is in a boy band I'd imagine, although your errr 'unique' looks might count against you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Oh im far too old now. Maybe a man band like Take That

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Isn't there usually a token ugly one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Not in the ones that make money. See; The Yurtsmiths

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Nah, boybands usually have an uggo for the plain girls to aspire to marrying
They're quite often fat and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I thought the uggo was supposed to blossom into a handsome older man, and frankly there isn't enough time in the world for that to happen with jay.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
why are you bullying jason??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Because you're ignoring me and I'm sad.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
i have sent you TWO unanswered texts today!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Ent got 'em bub.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
*hides behind swipe*
This aint bullying, I know Im a handsome chap.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Moreso than the pasty shut in's ringing their bells at the minute anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
You know I don't really mean it, Swipey's got a bee in her bonnet about moderating my forum posts, she's trying to control me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
typical woman

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Jason is a shoe in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)

is deserves
+g
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
There's hope you you and your whispy paedo beard yet!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
'w'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Whope?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
It's a double you, it's a witty and clever response to you posting 'you you' in error where you meant 'for you'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
*guffaws*
TYPING ERRORS!!! UH OH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
NO BAKE OFF CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I think noisy and experimental

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
fancy any of these?
Lambrusco marinated Gloucester Old Spot pork belly, saffron pickled Jersey Royals, broccoli, green pepper relish

Za’atar spiced Goosnargh duck breast, vanilla & pandan braised coco beans, sea aster, caperberry & pomegranate salsa

Preserved lemon, cumin & yoghurt marinated Welsh lamb rack, pea & yuzu puree, daikon, Lebanese cucumber & samphire salad, sesame tarator, lemon & cumin dressing

Roast Cornish monkfish, white wine & fig braised octopus, beetroot & moromi miso relish
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)
i'll have them all asied from the fish ta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
modern pantry in clerkenwell
looking for somewhere for a client lunch next week, and i'd forgotten all about that place. really really good menu.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Modern pantry Clerkenwell yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
ha, how did you guess that?
assuming you didn't read my post.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
He could have just googled a menu entry, it's the first hit for Za’atar spiced Goosnargh duck breast, vanilla & pandan braised coco beans, sea aster, caperberry & pomegranate salsa

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
shhhh, stop exposing my l33t internet skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
yeah, but i doubt he cared enough to google it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
oh well
it's awesome, you should all go. esp you lighty, it's in your sort of neck of the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Less than a mile from work.
Might give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
they have a great deli bit too, so you don't have to eat the full menu

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Sounds like something served at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
lulwut?
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-lost-virginity-mothers-corpse-4404581?ICID=FB_mirror_main
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Makes you wonder what the Mother did to him beforehand

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I donno, he was gonna do in the sister too, so it could be that he's just wired up wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Mind you, he got like 99 years, so he might as well have done the sister in too.
Like a two-for-one deal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
99 problems but his Mum aint one

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
alt. Okay I suppose. What of it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
How much did you win on last night's result Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
About a school uniform.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:24, Reply)
ooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Can't really play anything anymore but in the past I have played guitar, penny whistle and bassoon.
My brother's the cool one, really. He is very good at guitar, bass and drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)
^this, also.
As well as being the highly successful sibling, and the better looking, and the one with the better degree, DJ also taught himself to how to play guitar.

Git.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
If it's any comfort, a guitar is not a difficult instrument to self-teach.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I can't make my hadn do that claw thing on the strings and it makes my fingers hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
You get used to that.
Though there is an awkward phase when the callouses are still forming where you look as though you've got a highly localised form of leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Basically, stop being so gay
The guitar has to be the easiest instrument
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
You spelled 'recorder' wrong

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
No, I just neglected to include "to get a reasonable sound out of" on the end

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I found a picture of the guy in "The Bridge" that l;looks like you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Go on, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

images.kino.de/flbilder/max12/auto12/auto11/12110685/b640x600.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
*office smirk*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Oh, you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I didn't know you and Lighty had a son.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
We used the same raddling bint as a surrogate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
funnily enough he is the IT nerd guy
good program though, worth stealing from the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
That guy's blond. I'm not blond.
Also he doesn't look like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
i thought it was a pretty good likeness

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
K-dog looks more like a nerdier, fatter, hairier, version of Edward Snowden

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I'm really going to have to get my stabbing on, soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
IT'S YOU!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
yTold you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
He reminds me more of Robert Englund than Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I'm not so offended that Nakers thinks that guy looks like me
as I am because I think it looks like Chompy and the inference is really fucking offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
If it's any consolation,
that bloke really doesn't look like you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)
There's a scene where he wears a horrid brown/green cardigan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Well, if he'd worn an awesome caramel toffee coloured cardigan, then you might have a leg to stand on.
BUT YOU DON'T
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I ONLY have a leg to stand on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
fanks, b3ff ;_;

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Who else can find a Kroney on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
The shit new game sweeping the nowhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
yeah, I now have a google history full of "beardy IT manager"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
You and Battered should both seek help for your weird porn fetishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)

politicalblindspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Edward_Snowden_Guardian_016_900x504.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
*STAB STAB STAB STAB*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Are you jealous of his svelte physique?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I used to be pretty, you know.
Your looks fade as life goes on and your beauty starts shining from within. Unfortunately my black and wizened heart has corrupted my looks and my inner beauty is ugly.

But I'm still better looking than that fucking cunt. Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)

static.indianexpress.com/m-images/Mon%20Jun%2024%202013,%2014:13%20hrs/M_Id_396127_Edward_Snowden.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Oh man
I thought I'd got a picture of your MASSIVE EVIL TWIN yesterday but it didn't come out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Haha I am agog

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
sort it out cow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I was gutted
If he sees me, I'll be DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
it's a price I'm willing to pay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
alT: mUCH BETTER NOW THAT WE'VE GOT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BULLYING IN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
and I have a cadbury snack

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
and coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
In honour of this thread, I have switched my Twitter photo to something that shows my inner loveliness shining through.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
It's a picture of you shitting in the Louvre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
It's a picture of me Winston Churchilling in Westminster, ACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Fucking GUMBY motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
WINSTON CHURCHILL

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
GUMBY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Is a Cadbury snack, bullying or coffee your favourite thing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
oh, bullying deffo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Me too! I see myself like the guy from Tom Brown's Schooldays, roasting kids by an open fire.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
You and Ape can roast kids together

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Is that a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Yes
Yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
pink or yellow snack?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
yellow...what the hell is a pink one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
a three fingered wafer affair
like a wonky KitKat
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
BEGONE SATAN!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Ym can take five fingers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
and your wristwatch
yoink!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I had some Iced Gems

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
one is shortbread biscuits covered in chocolate
the other is wafer covered in chocolate

fuck wafer though. wafer is WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Wafers are pointless.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
like dust
they are dust biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
B3th's post menopausal fanny flaps had dried up somewhat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
one day you too will be poking your withered little prawn into dusty theatre curtains
old age is not kind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
come on, let's troop over to qotw and show that idiot dozer some support
www.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick2/post2388015
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Is it worth taking him off 2.0 to read?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
you have dozer on 2.0? ha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
He does me too, turns out he's a bit delicate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
You've missed nothing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I'm guessing something dull about his pub, something pastry related he's eating and a selection of 'is this a euphemism?' er, 'jokes'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
i might 2.0 you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
ITBOH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Now I'm looking at
Febi Rear Right Engine Mount Genuine New OEM Quality Damper Replacement Part (Fits: Golf [MK II])
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Would it be quicker to buy a new car?

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
What're you, then? Been lurking long?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
alright twangers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
you're the best one here Ed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
tee hee hee
A long time ago I pondered who here would actually like to hit me if we met irl, looks like it might eb you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I'd kiss you
With tongues
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Stop eating leopards!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
\o/
IN YOUR FACE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Yes, well done
You sure showed the nascent internet from 30 odd years ago that you are well up on the latest skillz
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply) 



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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
dammit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
was that just a giant belm?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
it says "YURTPRICK"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
i suspect most people's faces do that when they speak to/smell tangles

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
where's the rest gone :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
God no, I'm a terrible pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

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