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Tell me something. You can't play bass. You can't play drums.
So, what can you play? Any instrument you still hope to learn one day?
Alt: How's your afternoon going?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:22,
257 replies,
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I've just had my haircut by a bender called Jason
Now, I'm not saying that everyone called Jason is bent. BUT, I'm pretty sure everyone called Jason is bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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my brother wouldn't like you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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he prefers his partners a bit more butch?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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I was having a similar discussion with my boss the other day.
He believes the same thing about people called Brian. I'm not sure I see the logic of that one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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Brian Blessed is a famous lover of the forbidden pleasures
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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At lest you know he couldn't sneak up behind you
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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I am the music man b*th, I come from down your way.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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you're from Weston?
that WOULD explaina lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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What, Scotland?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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i was good at the piano as a youngster, but stopped at grade 5 when it got "boring" (my parents were so right that i'd regret giving it up)
now i can barely remember "chopsticks"
i'd like a diamond sax like dolly's.
alt: i just read the first skagra thing i've actually bothered to read. it was fucking shit. that dude needs help.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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i can barely eat with chopsticks, let alone play it on a piano
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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What kind of spastic flid can't use chopsticks?
EDIT: Oh, never mind. I see the answer to that below.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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me too
but nobody wants to be the cunt who asks for a fork
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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which is weird because i have no problem asking for a fork to eat ice cream
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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When I lived in Japan, I would regularly get given a fork in restaurants without asking. This always struck me as a bit racist.
Oh the irony.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Guitar and bass
Both to an "ok" level. I'd like to spend more time playing but these days I never seem to get the chance. I quite fancy a semi-acoustic guitar, mind
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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Semi lob on mate?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Lazylob
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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semi lols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Semi half flat.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:50,
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Do you think I'm swipe?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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I played drums to a reasonable level, probably not so much now.
I had a few bass lessons but I only had a white bass guitar which was a bit bent, also I was rubbish at it.
I wouldn't learn any other instruments now, bit old hat innit, it's all computers now for that repetitive 'boom boom' music kids like, or 'Rap' music, 'CRAP' music I call it!!! LOL
Alt: 'Fucking shit'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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You may be too shit, Froggle,
but you're never too old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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![](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-10/8/9/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-buzz-20067-1412775750-14.jpg)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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What's that chap in the picture supposed to be doing?
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Twangy Rubber, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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Lord's prayer cry wank
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:53,
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I can play bass, it's well easy.
It's true that I'm a bit shit at the drums.
I can play guitar very competently, I have grade seven piano and I'll bash out a tune on pretty much any instrument that is similar to either of those two.
I'm not so good on instruments that require blowing, although I did learn French Horn for about a year.
Kind of regret giving that up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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what if someone offered you a fiver?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Yeah I'd take up French horn again for that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:47,
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I've heard that you'll bash out your instrument at he drop of a hat.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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All guitarists are renowned wankers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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But I can play bass.
I'd like to learn a bit more guitar.
Alt: waiting on an email, send me an email.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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interview go ok?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:52,
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I dunno, 'Jayden' is a name both bent AND council
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:45,
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i'd like to learn to scratch
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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I can play bass and drums
and guitar and ukulele and banjo and piano and mandolin and violin and recorder and tin whistle and harmonica and double bass and more
alt FUCKING SHIT B3TH!
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Peej, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Alt: tell us all about it, Jethro.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:47,
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I can play the pink oboe
But I'm not very good.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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It's a fairly easy instrument to master.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:50,
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I am.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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I used to play the recorder, by ear ironically. Couldn't read sheet music.
In Primary School I used to pretend when it was a concert.
#NoBlow
alt. Ok. I have moaning sale staff because of new data set with not very good details. Powering through
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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Maybe you should have tried putting it in your mouth like everyone else?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:53,
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Anal recordering is a dying art.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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Did you suck or blow?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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Sucked the paint off the mouthpiece
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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Wait, what are we talking about now?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:01,
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HEY EVERYONE LETS FORM A BAND!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:14,
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I'LL BE LEAD SINGER
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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Nah.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:19,
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Is it just going to be Yurtzel music?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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No, I already have a yurt band
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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what music shall we play, i have a a great range
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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Im joining. Every band needs a token gay
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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Which decent bands have a token gay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33,
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Village People
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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I thought they were all straight
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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The red indian one was gay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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The ones that made money.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Decent bands are not usually correlated with making money
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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And you didn't name any
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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Ok, I'll help you out
Hüsker Dü and The Magnetic Fields.
That's about it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:45,
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So you don't want to make money?
You have your Yurt band for "Credibility"
Boyzone, Steps, N-Sync,Bloc Party, Vampire Weekend, Sigur ros, Antony and the Johnsons
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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I didn't say that.
I did, however, ask for examples of decent bands.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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Industry manufactured 'boy bands' that merely perform songs written for them or covers and don't play instruments either wouldn't usually be considered decent bands, I don't think.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:53,
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I never said decent bands, that was Tangles' thing. I want to be in a band that makes dat moneymoneymoney
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:55,
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I'm sorry jase, but you're out of the band
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:56,
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Oh cruel and intolerant world. You have forsaken me again!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02,
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Well given that you are both bent and deaf, the only chance you'd have is in a boy band I'd imagine, although your errr 'unique' looks might count against you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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Oh im far too old now. Maybe a man band like Take That
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:01,
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Isn't there usually a token ugly one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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Not in the ones that make money. See; The Yurtsmiths
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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Nah, boybands usually have an uggo for the plain girls to aspire to marrying
They're quite often fat and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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I thought the uggo was supposed to blossom into a handsome older man, and frankly there isn't enough time in the world for that to happen with jay.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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why are you bullying jason??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:14,
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Because you're ignoring me and I'm sad.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:15,
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i have sent you TWO unanswered texts today!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17,
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Ent got 'em bub.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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*hides behind swipe*
This aint bullying, I know Im a handsome chap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:22,
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Moreso than the pasty shut in's ringing their bells at the minute anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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You know I don't really mean it, Swipey's got a bee in her bonnet about moderating my forum posts, she's trying to control me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25,
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typical woman
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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Jason is a shoe in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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is deserves
+g
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:14,
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There's hope you you and your whispy paedo beard yet!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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'w'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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Whope?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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It's a double you, it's a witty and clever response to you posting 'you you' in error where you meant 'for you'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:12,
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*guffaws*
TYPING ERRORS!!! UH OH!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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NO BAKE OFF CHAT
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31,
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I think noisy and experimental
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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Sounds good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02,
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fancy any of these?
Lambrusco marinated Gloucester Old Spot pork belly, saffron pickled Jersey Royals, broccoli, green pepper relish
Za’atar spiced Goosnargh duck breast, vanilla & pandan braised coco beans, sea aster, caperberry & pomegranate salsa
Preserved lemon, cumin & yoghurt marinated Welsh lamb rack, pea & yuzu puree, daikon, Lebanese cucumber & samphire salad, sesame tarator, lemon & cumin dressing
Roast Cornish monkfish, white wine & fig braised octopus, beetroot & moromi miso relish
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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i'll have them all asied from the fish ta
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:05,
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modern pantry in clerkenwell
looking for somewhere for a client lunch next week, and i'd forgotten all about that place. really really good menu.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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Modern pantry Clerkenwell yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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ha, how did you guess that?
assuming you didn't read my post.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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He could have just googled a menu entry, it's the first hit for Za’atar spiced Goosnargh duck breast, vanilla & pandan braised coco beans, sea aster, caperberry & pomegranate salsa
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:15,
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shhhh, stop exposing my l33t internet skillz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17,
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yeah, but i doubt he cared enough to google it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17,
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oh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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oh well
it's awesome, you should all go. esp you lighty, it's in your sort of neck of the woods.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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Less than a mile from work.
Might give it a look.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25,
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they have a great deli bit too, so you don't have to eat the full menu
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:48,
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Sounds like something served at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:21,
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Makes you wonder what the Mother did to him beforehand
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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I donno, he was gonna do in the sister too, so it could be that he's just wired up wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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Mind you, he got like 99 years, so he might as well have done the sister in too.
Like a two-for-one deal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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99 problems but his Mum aint one
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:44,
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alt. Okay I suppose. What of it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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How much did you win on last night's result Jeff?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:20,
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About a school uniform.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:24,
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ooo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33,
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Can't really play anything anymore but in the past I have played guitar, penny whistle and bassoon.
My brother's the cool one, really. He is very good at guitar, bass and drums.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:22,
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^this, also.
As well as being the highly successful sibling, and the better looking, and the one with the better degree, DJ also taught himself to how to play guitar.
Git.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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If it's any comfort, a guitar is not a difficult instrument to self-teach.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:26,
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I can't make my hadn do that claw thing on the strings and it makes my fingers hurt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:28,
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^this
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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You get used to that.
Though there is an awkward phase when the callouses are still forming where you look as though you've got a highly localised form of leprosy.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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Basically, stop being so gay
The guitar has to be the easiest instrument
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31,
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You spelled 'recorder' wrong
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:31,
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No, I just neglected to include "to get a reasonable sound out of" on the end
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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I found a picture of the guy in "The Bridge" that l;looks like you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:28,
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Go on, then.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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*office smirk*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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Oh, you fucking cunt.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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I didn't know you and Lighty had a son.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33,
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We used the same raddling bint as a surrogate.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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funnily enough he is the IT nerd guy
good program though, worth stealing from the internet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:33,
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That guy's blond. I'm not blond.
Also he doesn't look like me.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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i thought it was a pretty good likeness
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:37,
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K-dog looks more like a nerdier, fatter, hairier, version of Edward Snowden
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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I'm really going to have to get my stabbing on, soon.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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IT'S YOU!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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yTold you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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He reminds me more of Robert Englund than Kroney.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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I'm not so offended that Nakers thinks that guy looks like me
as I am because I think it looks like Chompy and the inference is really fucking offensive.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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If it's any consolation,
that bloke really doesn't look like you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:37,
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There's a scene where he wears a horrid brown/green cardigan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Well, if he'd worn an awesome caramel toffee coloured cardigan, then you might have a leg to stand on.
BUT YOU DON'T
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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I ONLY have a leg to stand on.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:50,
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fanks, b3ff ;_;
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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Who else can find a Kroney on the internet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:02,
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The shit new game sweeping the nowhere.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:17,
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yeah, I now have a google history full of "beardy IT manager"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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You and Battered should both seek help for your weird porn fetishes.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:19,
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*STAB STAB STAB STAB*
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:19,
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Are you jealous of his svelte physique?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25,
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I used to be pretty, you know.
Your looks fade as life goes on and your beauty starts shining from within. Unfortunately my black and wizened heart has corrupted my looks and my inner beauty is ugly.
But I'm still better looking than that fucking cunt. Christ.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:27,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:24,
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Oh man
I thought I'd got a picture of your MASSIVE EVIL TWIN yesterday but it didn't come out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:25,
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Haha I am agog
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:27,
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sort it out cow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:31,
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I was gutted
If he sees me, I'll be DEAD
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:39,
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it's a price I'm willing to pay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:41,
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alT: mUCH BETTER NOW THAT WE'VE GOT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BULLYING IN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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and I have a cadbury snack
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:35,
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and coffee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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In honour of this thread, I have switched my Twitter photo to something that shows my inner loveliness shining through.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:38,
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It's a picture of you shitting in the Louvre
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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It's a picture of me Winston Churchilling in Westminster, ACTUALLY.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:41,
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Fucking GUMBY motherfucker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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WINSTON CHURCHILL
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:47,
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GUMBY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:48,
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Is a Cadbury snack, bullying or coffee your favourite thing?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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oh, bullying deffo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:43,
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Me too! I see myself like the guy from Tom Brown's Schooldays, roasting kids by an open fire.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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You and Ape can roast kids together
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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Is that a euphemism?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:52,
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Yes
Yes it was
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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pink or yellow snack?
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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yellow...what the hell is a pink one?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:46,
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a three fingered wafer affair
like a wonky KitKat
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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BEGONE SATAN!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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Ym can take five fingers.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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and your wristwatch
yoink!
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:53,
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I had some Iced Gems
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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one is shortbread biscuits covered in chocolate
the other is wafer covered in chocolate
fuck wafer though. wafer is WRONG.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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Wafers are pointless.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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like dust
they are dust biscuits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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B3th's post menopausal fanny flaps had dried up somewhat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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one day you too will be poking your withered little prawn into dusty theatre curtains
old age is not kind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:12,
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come on, let's troop over to qotw and show that idiot dozer some support
www.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick2/post2388015
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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Is it worth taking him off 2.0 to read?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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you have dozer on 2.0? ha
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:55,
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He does me too, turns out he's a bit delicate.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:55,
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You've missed nothing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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I'm guessing something dull about his pub, something pastry related he's eating and a selection of 'is this a euphemism?' er, 'jokes'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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i might 2.0 you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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ITBOH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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Now I'm looking at
Febi Rear Right Engine Mount Genuine New OEM Quality Damper Replacement Part (Fits: Golf [MK II])
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:51,
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Would it be quicker to buy a new car?
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Twangy Rubber, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 15:59,
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What're you, then? Been lurking long?
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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alright twangers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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you're the best one here Ed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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I hate you
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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tee hee hee
A long time ago I pondered who here would actually like to hit me if we met irl, looks like it might eb you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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I'd kiss you
With tongues
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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Stop eating leopards!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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\o/
IN YOUR FACE INTERNET
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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Yes, well done
You sure showed the nascent internet from 30 odd years ago that you are well up on the latest skillz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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dammit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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was that just a giant belm?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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it says "YURTPRICK"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:13,
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i suspect most people's faces do that when they speak to/smell tangles
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:13,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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where's the rest gone :'(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:12,
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God no, I'm a terrible pussy
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Kroney, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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