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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the Koreans are blowing each other up againKim Jong Un not seen in a month. What do you thinks happened to him?
Alt. UKIP eh? My father in law is happy about it. HIAFI
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Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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he has gout and fatness, as well as being a slope. the signs are all there.UKIP need Kilroy back.
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Somthing about Stunned being lined up as a replacement. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:11,
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I think he's deadOne of the military leaders will have deposed him but the people of NK will never be told
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:11,
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I heard they chopped him up and fed him to panda bears(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:13,
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I heard they keep him in a cage and siphon off his bile from a tube inserted through this stomach(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:27,
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He'll have to grin and bear it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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that's not what South Korea reckonAnd they very probably have a better idea about it than you do.
No offence.
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I heard they shoved a hose up his anus and filled him with helium until he floated into space, they had a rope on him but someone let go of it and he has floated off 5eva :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:16,
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they are talking about the issues that are important to the man on the street, they're not afraid to ask the difficult questions and face discuss difficult issues.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:27,
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Have you seen the man on the street in Clacton?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:29,
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Clearly he's not afraid to send a message to those fat cats in Westminster that they buck they're ideas up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:30,
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Clacton elected the white male incumbent MP who transferred from conservatives to UKIPThis is obviously a sea-change in British Politics
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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Who are you trying to convince Lighty, the winds of British politics have changed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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yesssssssss you changed the sigalso, answer my text, you giant wang.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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that actually sounds like rather a good night(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:04,
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So, not only are they racist, they are mysoginistic.But they're open about it, so that's cool.
What would happen if we got rid of Government altogether, if the people decided no?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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I'm glad your grasp of the politics is shaped by a man dressed as Gandalf living in a Northampton council flat.(, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Your idol then.I don't know who that is.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:59,
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You've used V for vendetta as a reference point, Mr Potatohead. Alan Moore wrote the dark graf nov. He's a knob, and you're a knobjockey. The end.(, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
he's probably got a spot on his nose or something and doesn't want to face his adoring public(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:20,
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Alt: All that happened was an incumbent MP got re-elected.Come back and boast about it when a UKIP candidate ousts another party during a general election, where the media focus isn't on just one seat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:28,
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looks like someone is scared of party that isn't afraid to tell the truth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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bloody woolly leftiessheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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Who's boasting. Its retarded.That said I think they will have at least one more MP in the generals, there are a lot of retards about. Polls put them neck and neck with the tories in my constituency.
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Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:49,
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Sorry, the boasting comment was aimed at Nige, not you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:56,
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pbs.twimg.com/media/BzlGIcyCcAAZ-cB.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:07,
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He looks like that special needs kid stuck at the top of a slide with a face full of snotsThere's no way at all he's playing with a full deck
Kim Jong Un too!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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Anyone got any ideas why my boss just asked me to take a photo of him holding a piece of A3 paper?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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Photoshopping something onto said paper?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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But......what?
I wouldn't have thought he'd have the first clue about photoshop
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41,
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"I went to Guildford and all I got was this lousy piece of A3"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:41,
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We'll have more respect for the road on which tragic F1 star Mike Hawthorn died, thank you very much.(
Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:46,
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he thought your wankbank needed topping up(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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It wasn't a photo for me to keep close to my heart, he's up to something(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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He is going to photoshop your P45 onto itas proof that he follow the HR rules
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because he's going to shop on a picture of your face with a cartoonish cock coming out of your foreheadand then post it all around the office so everybody laughs at you behind your back and spreads mean rumours and bog flushes your stupid head.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:47,
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What? Er..no. No of course it didn't. haha you're such a prick.;_;
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Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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Can I have a copy of the picture pleaseI promise not to photoshop anything on it.
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Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:50,
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I imagine to show his support for white power. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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I've got teh SKI Sunday theme tune stcuk in my head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:49,
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It was no Be My Boogie Woogie BabyBy Mr Walkie-Talkie
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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It's certainly not the BBC Wimbledon theme.I love the mellow bit in the middle
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Korea is shit and for cunts. Good times. Now Scotland has been put in it's place and it looks like we'll leave the EU in a few years, I think a UKIP government could finally put the Great back into Britain (and hopefully stop us getting overrun with AIDS and Ebola forrins).
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ir could be made much greater if we got rid of you(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:03,
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Maybe he's just feeling a bit shy because someone pointed out he'd got a bit chubby. Alt: I for one am glad we can finally start beating up the wogs and start petrol bombing Paki shops in at least one part of this great country.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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I don't think they have immigrants in Clacton.That's how it is so easy to drum up fear about them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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Xavier has his date tonight, I hope it goes well for him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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Just try not to break it this time Bond.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:34,
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What are you doing?Apart from getting drunk and shagging of course.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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is that when chavs drive their tricked oput motors along F-Town promenade?We should ask Kroney really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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RememberSeat the lady, tuck her chair in, get her to pick the wine (unless she asks you to), eat slowly, talk lots, pay attention, laugh
GUARANTEED BACKDOOR SMASH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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I am a massive gay and everybody hates me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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This is true I have read this on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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Tish and pish. There are parts of the world that don't have the internet. They don't hate you yet.
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I didn't want to jump in at the deep end of this threadso I dun a new one. That's two in two days.
/is on a roll
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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