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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:13, 42 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Some cunt has driven into the front of my car and scratched it. Again. And driven off, again.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Sorry, I wuz pissed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Don't worry, he'll blame it on the pakis anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
I'd go for the East Europeans myself.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Maybe you should clear the rubbish off the drive,
And park it on there.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Very good thanks, been putting the new car through paces
Managed to clock up 200 miles between Nuneaton and Sheffield, along the way a great meal, good shopping and half a day spent in Matlock.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Not crashed it yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
No I was very carefully avoiding Peado bearded drivers with chip fat running cars doing 35 miles an hour
on the motorway near Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Apparently some of them don't eat meat. And know about mandolins.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:42, Reply)
How's your Alan partridge car?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)
...it says 'cook pass Bartley Bare'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Sk8tr prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Gregory Riding tosser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Evening ape.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Doc troll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:57, Reply)
*nods*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:03, Reply)
+ off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:03, Reply)
+ wanks

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Very nice ta
I found it quite good fun to turn up the passangers heated seat to full
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Good to see that you're as amusing in real life as you are on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:56, Reply)
the satnav system is bent spastic proof if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Have you tested the cup holder yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Whoa...OMG it has cup holders?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:05, Reply)
I have no idea. Does it hold a pint glass?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
It fucking better do no way am I spilling my pint whilst driving

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Health n safety cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Even worse the centre console screen shows dvds but you can't watch them when the cars engine is running
H&S cunts
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I get my new car next week
It has cup holders
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Sounds good, one can never have to many cup holders
what car are you going for?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Qashqai Tekna

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I don't really get the chelsea tractor appeal, unless you're towing a caravan?
You're not towing a caravan are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Naaah
Lowest BIK vs the amount of toys. Low emissions* too.


Fnaaar - I said emissions
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I bet you can fit a hell of a lot of mandolins in the boot and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
Acoustic guitars
Mandolins are for vegetablists and radical lesbians
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
I want a radical lesbian, they sound gr8

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Tosser, go away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:37, Reply)
^ What he said

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:42, Reply)
Have you gone yet?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 23:57, Reply)

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