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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:13,
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Some cunt has driven into the front of my car and scratched it. Again. And driven off, again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:07,
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Sorry, I wuz pissed.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:17,
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Don't worry, he'll blame it on the pakis anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:22,
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I'd go for the East Europeans myself.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:24,
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Maybe you should clear the rubbish off the drive,
And park it on there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 19:34,
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Very good thanks, been putting the new car through paces
Managed to clock up 200 miles between Nuneaton and Sheffield, along the way a great meal, good shopping and half a day spent in Matlock.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:28,
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Not crashed it yet?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:30,
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No I was very carefully avoiding Peado bearded drivers with chip fat running cars doing 35 miles an hour
on the motorway near Coventry.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:36,
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Apparently some of them don't eat meat. And know about mandolins.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 20:42,
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How's your Alan partridge car?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:45,
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...it says 'cook pass Bartley Bare'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:50,
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Sk8tr prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:57,
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Gregory Riding tosser
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:01,
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Evening ape.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:54,
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Doc troll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:57,
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*nods*
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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+ off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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+ wanks
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:05,
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Very nice ta
I found it quite good fun to turn up the passangers heated seat to full
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:55,
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Good to see that you're as amusing in real life as you are on here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:56,
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the satnav system is bent spastic proof if that helps
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 21:58,
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Have you tested the cup holder yet?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:04,
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Whoa...OMG it has cup holders?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:05,
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I have no idea. Does it hold a pint glass?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08,
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It fucking better do no way am I spilling my pint whilst driving
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:09,
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Health n safety cunts.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:12,
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Even worse the centre console screen shows dvds but you can't watch them when the cars engine is running
H&S cunts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:16,
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I get my new car next week
It has cup holders
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:06,
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Sounds good, one can never have to many cup holders
what car are you going for?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08,
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Qashqai Tekna
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:08,
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I don't really get the chelsea tractor appeal, unless you're towing a caravan?
You're not towing a caravan are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:11,
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Naaah
Lowest BIK vs the amount of toys. Low emissions* too.
Fnaaar - I said emissions
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:16,
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I bet you can fit a hell of a lot of mandolins in the boot and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:19,
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Acoustic guitars
Mandolins are for vegetablists and radical lesbians
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:22,
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I want a radical lesbian, they sound gr8
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:34,
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Tosser, go away
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:37,
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^ What he said
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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Have you gone yet?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 23:57,
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