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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The music of 'Adele' really speaks to DBT.
No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*bangs bar in frustration*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Adele ain't bad for a fat bird.
Still ginger, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
no fat chix

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Bigger tits though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
That is always one of lifes great disappointments when you see a fattie with small boobicles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Fattie=large funbags. It's what the lord created them for.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
There is simply nothing more horrific than a bird who's belly extends further than her jugs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Except maybe a man who thinks looks count more than anything else

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
how's your hair?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Up in rollers RIGHT now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
alright, gran
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No, it's mulberry
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
if only I'd married a desperate climber I'd maybe know what that meant

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
What Chris Bonnington ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
our beards would have Velcro'd us together forever

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
ah well
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
why would she need me to buy her anything?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
romance? surprises? birthday? christmas?
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
a romantic handbag? Christ ... no wonder you've failed to breed

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
failed not to?
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
no need to be defensive ... it wasn't a criticism
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
hardly defensive
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
no offence like
but you could pass for my mum
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
you have no idea what i look like
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
this is hardly an anonymous messageboard after thirteen years
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated

That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
then you know i am hawt
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
yeah ... I'm sure in the shallow pond of humanities dorks you're probably a minor catch

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
at least people dive into the humanities/social science pool
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
said the spinster with the handbag fetish

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
i like jewellery too
and flowers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I'm sure they'll be a great comfort in your dotage
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
it's amazing that the secret services didn't headhunt you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Not 'bants' though is it Mr Internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
pipe down, Albert

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Oh yeah he's the other one you did your weirdo creepy stalking on, Jesus man, you're dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
If this had came from anyone but you Swipey...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My beauty is only skin deep Rev

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
You're going to be chucked like hot coals once your tits sag, big man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
But what beauty it is Meaters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I don't care about looks; just window dressing innit
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Les Dawson is fit as fuck

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
A stiffy with a stiffy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
they had to stand on the lid of the coffin to close it

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
#bernardmanning

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
imagine being the lucky Pierre in a Manning/Dawson sandwich.
Go on. Imagine!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
But which as the anchor?
I MUST KNOW!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
If you like them to be pointing at the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Depends what position they are dangling from dunnit
#ladblog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I've seen a few larger cups and they have without exception been a disappointment.
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
What is yourposition on big arses?
#dothe doggy
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Should have chased more pavement and less cake

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
A bit of hair dye wouldn't hurt, surely.
She ought to have some self-respect. Being ginger isn't the crippling disability it once was. Quick bit of Grecian in the shower and job's a good 'un. No shame, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
There are gingers here too kroney, tell them brother, tell them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Somehow I reckon her millions will console her
Also she could be twice as fat and ginger, somehow I doubt she'd look twice at a group of sweaty internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
ahahhahahaha
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2399417 ^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Of course, there's that God-awful East End market trader voice of hers.
Ain't nobody getting the horn from having sweet nothings whispered to you by Mike Read's sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
there's a massive amount of projection in this post

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
No, just lol'ing at the #ladbantz

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
the thing about genuine #ladbantz is that the horrible chav pricks who use it are generally having lots of awful teenage sex
whereas this lot ... not so much
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
That was kind of the point
A load of shuffling sweaty nerds nudging each other and going, phwoar would, Urgh wouldn't, about women who wouldn't touch them with someone else's minge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
fair point

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)

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