Where the fuck is everyone?
Waiting for family to arrive. Had to buy everything from nuit st George to variety pack cereal. Frog has been cleaned and brushed. Exhausted already. What are you lot lurking at?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 11:41, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I had my worksim interview yesterday, it was fucking hard, there are so many gaps in my knowledge.... but most of it was because I didn't know their methodology and their setup failed on my usual methods.
But I still finished all the tasks that I was set out, plus the Bonus Tasks, so maybe possibly it was good.

Never jumped through so many hoops, it's the third interview. I geninuely wouldn't bet either way if I got it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Proper made them laugh a lot though, so I have that going for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)

they'd be mugs not to hire a dapper young high-flying Jew like you, double-P

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Cheers bud, I think I would fit in there, they go to tech meet ups and are really social. I don't think anyone there is over 35 years old, 40 at a push.
I'm pretty sure I would actually be happy there, actually want to go in every day. Their projects are proper ones, and I would learn so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)

*sigh of parental pride*

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Hah, only thing I didn't like, is that their English was extremely perculuar, in terms of how they comments stuff.
I couldn't get my head around "You tell them what you just did.... no, not technical, too many words... too little words... no, that's too simple" And I swear what I first suggested was what we ended up with, only with maybe one word different like maybe "User can now [XYZ]" to "Added [XYZ] option".

I can't explain it, i'll learn it, but it was an adjustment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

to be fair, you do have a somewhat creative approach to written English

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Yah', totally, thats why I found that bit hard.
They didn't care if I misspelt words, just that the syntax was right. They were also really tight on tabbing/spacing, but not commenting. I need to see if I can find some kind of auto-filter for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

there's loads of prettifying tools
shame none will work on your boat lololol
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)

lawlawllawl
Ohhh, my IDE already has that, #ThatWasEasy
www.jetbrains.com/phpstorm/webhelp/reformatting-source-code.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Are you sure you'll have the room to spare inside?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)

did they have shit mumsie cereal in the variety packs?
I used to hate that. What self respecting kid wants cornflakes or special fucking K when there's frosties and cocoa pops?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:20, Reply)

8 types of shredded wheat, yum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I'm gonna go and spend about 2 hours in a guitar shop.
It's going to be great.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

NO STAIRWAY

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

but what if he wants to try the bass guitars upstairs?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I went to one in the week with a mate
He bought an electric guitar *shudders*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I'll play all the bass guitars, and buy some new string s and then be sad I'm not rich anymore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I took the kids to a guitar shop earlier to drool at the lovely guitars
Might buy an acoustic bass
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)

🙇
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I went to bed last night at half nine.
I've just woken up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Massive underlying health issues^
Alright Jeff?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Man flu Nakers.
I could die.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Bad times Jeffers, I hope the misses is looking after you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

She left me to sleep and made me coffee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Just went out with mates for a lovely Salt Beef bagel, it was a proper real deal one.
Plus went to Next, River Island etc, and their clothes all fit me nicely, not only that, but I get away with medium.

Gonna get a new coat and some new clothes next week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Shambles, found this, you might like it - some others might too
www.vice.com/en_uk/tag/Cry-Baby+of+the+Week
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Feel a bit better now.
Turns out getting out of bed and having a shower is more of a cure for man-flu than staying in bed and sweating.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Aw Jack Bruce :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Curry ORDERED.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Curry take away is one of those things I've never got in to.
I like curry. I like making curry. I like eating curry, but take away is nearly always Chinese.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Nice one, mission failer for me, they didn't fancy going out in the end.
I have Harribo and pasta though
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)