Alright you idle gits
I've put a load of washing in, been for a run and had a shower all before 8am on a Sunday. Dunno how that happened. Might sit motionless for the rest of the day.

What have you done?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:52, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning
I too have had a productive morning. I'm on the second load of washing - I've moved my car*, cut out the legs and braces for my new guitar workbench, researched couriers for transporting my latest Ebay win** and had a shower wherein I shaved my genitals.
I might have some breakfast now while you guys sit traumatised, staring into space, rocking gently trying to erase the image of my freshly-shaven nethers from your mind. Enjoy!!

*Massive road crew turned up to resurface the car park - only problem is, nobody told the residents so there are a few cars in the way of their massive lorries, diggers etc.
**A Giannini Craviola if anyone's interested.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:26, Reply)

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

also

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Captain Placid likes personally trimming his cojones

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)

It's the Lord's Day
I shall be praying for your eternal salvation.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:31, Reply)

I feel that the Lord would want me to have clean grundies

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Our Lord Jesus Christ went commando.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)

YM

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I've been waiting for Jeffers to finish, now I'm doing YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I'm joining the queue for YM

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I paid an extra 50p for a Disney Platinum Pass so I can jump the queue

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

i avoided the queue by using the rear entrance

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Reppin' the YM kru

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

#YMQKRU

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Had a furious wank and went to the juicer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Needs MOAR horse slashing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

but not necessarily in that order

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)