Evening.
How are we?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:46, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

how was Manchester?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Fantastic, sampled loads, bought a nice one , Laphroaig 3Barrels.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Laphroaig's alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Too peaty for me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Man-flu.
Might go to the pub for an hour though, reckon getting out and about will do me good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)

A bit full to be honest

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Just bought a painting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Just bought half a painting

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)

aing

LOLZERS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Get bent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Bit harsh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)

I know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Bit late, more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Money you could have spent on a well deserved week away.
You should have book a holiday instead. I understand that the States are quite nice this time of year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Oh don't worry Jeff, we've already booked a holiday to new york, we are going in eleven days!!!
Also we have plenty of spending sitting in a U.S. dollar account! Hooray!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)

When there, you should find a stereotypical 'Yank' and take the piss out of them.
Apparently they are all really stupid.

Tell then their flag is well bent, and chanting 'USA, USA, USA' at sporting events makes them all sound like a spastic convention in pain.

You'll get away with that sort of carry on as they probably think you know the queen, sound like Hugh Grant and live in a stately home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I'm in Eyam
Apparently everyone has died from the plague or summat.
Typical northerners.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)

The lengths that people will go to, to avoid your lute playing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)

yurtprix?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Been to the pub.
Feel a bit brighter, now cooking sausages.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I had a cake that looked like a pint of Guinness
And a pint of peroni
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Winner^
Only topped by more Peroni.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:23, Reply)