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one for the nonces and parents of OT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29914524
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:02, 96 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I might just build the spoilt little cunts a snowman

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)
What is Minecraft? it looks like an 8BIT thing
Is this retro?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Put a shirt on.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Sickening isn't it?

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
:( i thought he'd grown out of the fat man in a vest look

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
The only thing he's grown out of is his trousers

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
bald, fat, vest, paedo facial hair

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
You are the most palpable closet case here.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
'palpable'
Is this you branching out in the ol' lexicon stakes?

Parklife!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
I have, that's why I took it off.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Wouldn't buy my kids any of that shit
and thankfully they wouldn't want it.

Oi Monty, tell me you've got a letter by now.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
The only thing little "unicorn trouser jam" and "Ulysses Marie-rose" want is emancipation

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
these are better for the normal beeter virgins and spinsters
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29914556
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Little live pets bird cage plz thx

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Are you giving him to DBT to look after while you are away?

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Do I want to leave my feathery best friend in the care of an Internet fantasist and crushing bore? No.
He's going on holiday to the nice pet shop where he will be looked after by people without trisomy of the 21st chromosome, thank you very much.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
yer my cat's going to a cattery at Xmas
Also, I don't remember offering to babysit Lemmy.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
You're aren't the only boring spastic on here mate, stop being so self absorbed
Lemmy might have to go there Xmas too, just as well he doesnt celebrate it really.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Fucking jew fuck

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
He's a Budghist

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Internet fantasist ✔
Crushing bore ✔
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
True, fair point

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Cats hate change. Have you thought about a cat sitter, that way they are in their own environment.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
nah, she has very specific needs which only a professional catter can satisfy

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Cat fingering ent easy

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)
she's used to it.
She didn't even flinch the last time the vet took her temperature.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
they'll let it die and give you a different one
nobody can tell the difference
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
I'd like a bicycle.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Bicyclists are cunts, just saying

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
I have two!!!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Extra time multi-cunt!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
At least I don't do my own gardening old prickdonald

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Do you even have half a garden in West Kensington?

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)
It's not my gaff is it, my gardens are in folky

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Attended to by someone else

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
bit ostentatious lifestyle boasting, eh gazcrannio

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
It's okay I do loads of great work for charity too

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)
you've never mentioned it before

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)
I've been advised not to mention it by my ex wife's solicitor

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)
haha classic internet comedy!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)
I'll delete this when I sober up

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:36, Reply)
I know you used to be the go to guy for irony, but howaaaaaaay

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Join them together and make a car

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 18:57, Reply)
You asked for it.
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/the-inevitable-russell-brand-parklife-full-video-is-here-9841699.html
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:31, Reply)
No I didn't.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:32, Reply)
nobody asked for that

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Nobody asked for your deformed head
but shit happens
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:47, Reply)
no I never

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:47, Reply)
He'll probably kill himself now

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:57, Reply)
A martyr for the causeless

(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 19:57, Reply)
With a new book out to promote
Who'd of thought it, eh?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:01, Reply)

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