Hello, good evening etc
I've peaked too early, I'm all packed for the holiday and now I'm waiting to watch the Cranleys and Nakers on The Apprentice.
What are you up to?
Anything nice for tea/dinner/supper?
Yesterday I had a toasted cheese sandwich made with 'BJ Mature Cheddar'
Cor!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:41, 86 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I'm very pleased that you did this
Because I've been drinking with gleeful abandon all afternoon.

Never spent much time in New York - Chicago is a lot easier and nicer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:45, Reply)

I'm looking forward to airportcans

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)

TD rule number 7
NEVER drink before, or on, Transatlantic flights.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:49, Reply)

This goes against Mcbeefs usually sage advice, I don't know what to think now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

My rules are mine and not empirical
I hate landing and being disoriented, and I hate being imprisoned in seat BB559X.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:55, Reply)

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/empirical
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:59, Reply)

No - could you make the link work?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:01, Reply)

yerr ... if you're a nancy Methodist pissfeeble wet-the-bed

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:52, Reply)

So - flying to the US
You feel that
A - you feel better having scoffed a few drinks
B - you feel worse having scoffed a few drinks
C - you're not sure
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:00, Reply)

whut? everything is always better when you've had a few drinks ... are you even speaky the english?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Davidstow is nice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:46, Reply)

I think you need to understand that packaged cheese is shite.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)

packaged cheese is just cheese in a package
apologies if this revelation spoils the taste of your wax-paper-wrapped artisan ewe's milk gbezna.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Melted cheese or GTFO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

What carrier are you going with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Virgin Galactic

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:56, Reply)

cocktail bar at thirty thousand feet is still my favourite invention

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)

cocktails are for blobbing birds and quenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)

not when they're served by a uniformed dolly bird at five hundred miles an hour

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:00, Reply)

is the uniformed bird a fit currymuncher?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:02, Reply)

I doubt it ... Richard Branson is a notorious racist.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:05, Reply)

what is it with beards and racism eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:08, Reply)

beards instill wisdom and a natural appreciation of the superiority of the white man

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:09, Reply)

my beard is starting to go white, so I'm probably even more superior

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:11, Reply)

lololold

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:13, Reply)

:( I tell people they're blonde really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:15, Reply)

last time I saw Weatherall DJ he looked like Eugene Terreblanche
I'm off to see him again next month. Hopefully he'll be rocking the full Hitler look.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:14, Reply)

I fucking love Weatherall.
He did a QnA with Dave Haslam at Beacons that was like a preview of every old folks home of the rave generation
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:19, Reply)

weatherall is a national treasure
Have you heard his ALFOS stuff?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:20, Reply)

shit ... that prolly means he'll be outed as a fiddler in 10 years

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:22, Reply)

still, another 10 years of legendhood, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:24, Reply)

my knees will prolly have given up by the time he's locked up

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:26, Reply)

also: yes

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:23, Reply)

quality innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:25, Reply)

aye

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:27, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:28, Reply)

I hope you have a crash free journey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Thanks man, me too!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Get dead pissed on the plane.
The booze will be free.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:05, Reply)

I'll get my moneys worth, no worries

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:06, Reply)

alright, mi knotty-headed sex offendaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:56, Reply)

steez yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 20:57, Reply)

I've had a couple of drinks, so I might post some stuff about my bitch ex and call Monty a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:10, Reply)

No don't, it would be a shame if you were hounded from the board too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:12, Reply)

this sounds insincere, but I know you mean it really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:13, Reply)

You're just reading it that way because you're insecure and sad I'm leaving you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:14, Reply)

missing u already xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I never come on here unless I'm staggering like a little beetle
What do I have to do to get banned?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:16, Reply)

it used to be post gay scat porn, but that's alright now. you have to be mean to someone on qotw now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:18, Reply)

My heart isn't in it really

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:21, Reply)

GOOD IDEA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:22, Reply)

it's a prick from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Did he answer my question before the delete?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:25, Reply)

I think he said that you were losing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:26, Reply)

no, that's not what he meant by 'tangles is a loser'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:27, Reply)

my mum says I'm the best :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:27, Reply)

She says that to everyone
Ha ha YM
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:28, Reply)

she said I was rubbish
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:28, Reply)

I don't get it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Okay, that's fine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:30, Reply)

haha I get it my mum haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:37, Reply)

YM gets it!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:43, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Happy hollibobs
I don't watch the apprentice after I saw the first one - unlikeable unemployable self-centred bellends the lot of them. Plus I can't stand Alan Sugar.
I had a takeaway Chinese for supper - it was pretty good. Now I wish I'd had a toasted cheese sandwich made with the Black Bomber I have in the fridge - I may have one tomorrow.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:19, Reply)

They're doing coach trips today, they are terrible people. I hope they crash.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Toasted cheese sandwich, with mango chutney WIN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:44, Reply)

haha, chutney!
Like jaysumz!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:44, Reply)

alright.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)

classic internet bantz!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)

You should totes not come down for a drink on the 15th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:02, Reply)

but if I turned up there would be nobody there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Course there would be.
We would send the bar staff out to the car park with a bag of ready salted and a lemonade for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Dogs die in hot cars!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:20, Reply)

We'd leave a window open a bit and put paper down for him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Really good scottish band, that
one of my favourites.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzQKWKGgs8
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:38, Reply)

I saw them at the poly a few years back ... they might have been alright but it's dead cheap beer so I'm always pissed by the headline

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:44, Reply)

It appears that someone in 'Murrica strangled a woman to death
and then posted pictures on popular internet sociopath haunt b3ta 4chan. Watch for people claiming this is a distraction and we should really be focussing on ethics in gaming journalism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:27, Reply)

You coming to the pub next weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:29, Reply)

15th yeah?
I have gleaned that much from my infrequent visits here lately. A location eludes me though.

I'm finding it difficult to be sanctimonious about the above incident when I'm alternating between the internet and watching the idiots letting off fireworks in the street in the hope they'll lose body parts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:40, Reply)

Apparently the Captain Kidd is looking favourite.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 22:55, Reply)

Fucking Wapping?
This has Stunned's DNA smeared all over it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:14, Reply)

You've got the DNA of Stunned smeared all over your face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:34, Reply)

YM has etc

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 23:36, Reply)

Does anyone care about gamergate? I know I don't
Bunch of blobbing tarts making a problem where there wasn't one. I never saw a woman get told she had to play her games at the back of the bus or go to a different school to white gamers.
( Peej, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 8:13, Reply)