Hey sucker!
What the hell's got into you?
Hey sucker!
Now there's nothing you can do!

I learned all about masculinity from George and Andrew. Who taught you how to be a real man? Or a woman, I suppose, if you're pretending to be one of those.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:25, 162 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

My male role model was George from Rainbow.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:32, Reply)

pretty sure we'd all worked that out already

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I bet your George and Andrew,
Are George Lazenby and Prince Andrew.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:38, Reply)

right so ummm you see ... George Michael was one half of Wham! from whose seminal single Young Guns I took the lyrics in the original post.
I hope this helps.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah I've spotted my mistake here,
I might delete it to save a bit of face.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)

just edit it to a different George and pretend none of this happened
Maybe the George from Man About The House
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Lazenby? He strikes me as a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)

there you go then

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Just get it removed from google search results
No one important will ever know!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Hey!
What's wrong with you?
You're looking kinda downs to me
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)

MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Jack Daniels.

( Muns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:38, Reply)

You'll like this ... not a lot ... but you'll like it.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:38, Reply)

A deep-voiced woman I met in a club in Soho
It was only a week after I left home and I'd never even kissed a woman before, but, after a night sitting on her knee and drinking champagne of dubious origin, she took me home and made me a man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:38, Reply)

lol
a
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Is it true they had to re record it to change the lyrics to cherry Cola to avoid Coca Cola copyright,
I'd Google it myself but I can't be arsed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Yup - LP version says 'Coca', single version says 'cherry'
Or that might be the other way around.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

It's like you're the funny writing on VH1

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Robert Sylvester Kelly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

sylvester kelly llewellyn.

Sci-fi prick
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Suck my sci-fi prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I hope you're glad that this is the first thing you've said to me since you got back.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I am extremely pleased with this fortuitous outcome

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I'm not. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

this explains everything

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Paul Gadd
taught me that you shouldn't let what other people think stop you from following your dreams.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

especially if your dreams are living in a god awful commuter village full of semi-retired stockbrokers

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I want to go and make a cup of tea, but there's loads of people in there.
What do I do?
( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)

fire alarm

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)

YES!

( Kroney, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Travis Bickle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Good afternoon
I has been to the pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I've made a horrible error of judgement, that means instead of finishing at 3 and going down the pub,
I'll be finishing at 4.30
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)

\o/
I am fucking starving but reluctant to eat anything as curry later
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

*pub fives*
Going back later, too
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)