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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:24, 111 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
fuck a dozer

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Fuck a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Calm down. Why not have some chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)
tonight we're gonna internet like it's 1999

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 16:49, Reply)
alrite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Haha bants

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)
alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:45, Reply)
yer.
Trying to decide whether to go for a pint or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
My recommendation, based on a full assessment of your investment objectives and existing portfolio, is to 'go out for a pint'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Fuck 2 shits

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
I've been watching road runner solidly for nearly an hour
It never gets old

Beepbeep!
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Real road runners in Arizona may well be the most comedy creatures I have ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
2 eggs now, she's well protective of me taking the box lid off to clean. She pecked me, and Jimmy shouted. Twats.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Hahaha bullied by budgies!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:37, Reply)
It must be painful dropping an egg, they're large in proportion to her bodysize. Like shitting out a Spacehopper 😠

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Surely you mean meep meep
I'm not sure you've been watching it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
it's beep, you fucking infantile tongue wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep,_beep_(sound)
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I bet you wrote that article yourself,
You tragic Internet shut in weirdo prick parakeet
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)
I don't want to mock your stub-tongued mongoloid pronunciation or owt
but you talk like a stub-tongued mong
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Next time I see you, I'm gonna push you in a lake.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:38, Reply)
chimps can't swim, you murderer

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)
It'll be a mercy killing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:50, Reply)
How the b4sh, any fights, flounces or fisting?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Bunch of weird men and one woman talking bollocks and getting shit faced.
It was hilarious. Good fun was had. Lembit Opik was there and all
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)
A real woman? Christ.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)
bet it was a biffer

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)
He shagged one of the Cheeky Girls.
The jammy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
I thought he married one?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Non Sequitur

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)
very generous spirited

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:58, Reply)
New Mexico's commuter rail system, Railrunner, use the sound on their trains
Instead of the rather more prosaic "please mind the doors".

I'd say theirs is "Meep" , not "Beep".

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:37, Reply)
please mind the bores

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:47, Reply)
^^minded^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)
why aren't you dead yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Why are you a virgin, apart from the obvious?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)
It might appear that I'm White Knighting dozer here...
But when I worked in boozers this was the busiest time of the week...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:00, Reply)
his regulars have fallen out with him because he keeps trying to make them drink hipster beer and won't let them smoke outside
he's all alone and drowning his sorrows in the last keg of Camden Fixie Lager
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)
It's been a while
But Sunday 17.00 - 20.00 was the hardest shift by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)
You drink there don't you?
You're doing this to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)
I started smoking just to stand in the doorway and make his life miserable

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Kent?
About 250 miles from me, but I'll smoke there if needed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)
You're the one with paedo sideburns, and a large bum bag then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)
prolly
apart from not having sideburns or a bumbag
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Good disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I've been wearing the same disguise for about twenty years
Don't tell nobody
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Sunday evening has never been a big one here, picks up in a bit for the openmic/awful yurtfolk stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
What's your demographic then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Varies days and hours obv.
Sundays are very much regulas, 40-50, mainly bloke. The open mic gets a wider range in.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Good...good

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Open mic is the devil.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)
To put on, or just as a concept?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)
As a concept. Hated them.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)
They bring in punters, and thereis some interesting stuff on. Some shite though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Busiest are Wed, Fri and Sat evenings. Monday gets quite noisy too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)
That's quite witty for you
Not very fast though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)
quick as I could, m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 19:25, Reply)

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