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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is only one rule, "pay as little as possible"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:00,
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there are numerous rules:CGT, IHT, trading income, NI, income tax, overseas income, residence and domicile etc etc.
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Yeah but most importantly pay as little as possible(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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the simplest way to pay nothing is to earn nothingI'm not sure that's particularly good financial advice
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Not on hereOh, you mean tax rules
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:09,
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Luckily it's deducted directly from your pay.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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It's to ensure you pay your fair share(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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Bollocks. I got my letter through showing where my tax goes and how much it cost mei wept, openly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:09,
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I hope your bit went mainly towards unemployment benefits(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:10,
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I know right jay's parents are fucking pricks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:13,
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More searching this weekend. We're seeing some nice places, I'm looking forward to it.(
Kroney, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:03,
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Spirits not crushed yet then?Should've bought that barge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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So far the only lesson seems to be that London agents are pricks. (
Kroney, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:27,
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I've just bought a spirograph(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 12:59,
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Special offer on Amazon today£12.99
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:03,
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That's very cheap for an international multi billion $ company(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:05,
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You'll need more than that to silence the screaming(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:01,
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think I might be sat in the quiet carriage by mistakelike a morgue in here
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Commuter trains are always silent, it's lovely (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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I've not touched a drop all weekFeels very odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:05,
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Had it pumped directly up your botty by the missus ehvery clever, plus stops your breath smelling of booze all the time
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Drinking Level: Expert(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:33,
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shame his mum didn't try itabout 67 years ago
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:28,
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ALL ABOARD THE BANTER BUS!!Anyone know what time it starts?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:19,
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the boys inside are bumming each other up the plumbing, it's really quite becoming(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
www.dailydot.com/lol/golden-retriever-dog-competition-fail/?fb=dd
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:22,
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Fuck off with your 'adorable dogs'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:26,
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that was geniusi love golden retrievers. he didn't give a fuck.
shame they make me sneeze like a little genetic fail bitch :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:26,
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I know rite!Its like he's smart and funny and the best one here (after me) yet he made terrible choice in woman.
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Peej, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:36,
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It's a rebound relationship, isn't itRemember when he first came here he was all bloobloo about some bird who'd dumped him and how he was on antidepressants?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:37,
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You're just upset I'm not here todayI forgive you
(Not you tangles)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:41,
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Only forgiveness for you mate, not that patchwork waistcoated smelly hippy Ian(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:43,
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Sorry, I missed the lack of commaDon't kill yourself though, honestly it will sort itself out, she'll probably leave you or something
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Peej, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:46,
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MODS!!!Please can the off topic mod edit out the bit about me wearing patchwork waistcoats?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:48,
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Never mind that, WHERE ARE OUR FUCKING ICONS, B3TH??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:52,
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I just noticed I have a icon despite turning it offMOD CUNTS
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Peej, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:53,
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Where are you then, if you're not here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:42,
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Perhaps you should go and find yourself maybe(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:46,
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You know they'll miss the delivery time and when you phone to complainIt'll turn up, but with a shit excuse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:12,
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Lunchtime was ages agoYou'll have to wait for afternoon tea now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:00,
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Sorry the answer I have on the card is"Fuck it, we'll have the whole bottle"
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Peej, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:20,
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