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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time for Cool New Thread mk III
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get involved.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get involved.
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Yeah, that's the problem. I see Tangles posting, lowering the coolness by around 40% for a start
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See what you mean. have you tried looking around after pressing the ignore button?
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I'd never ignore tangledupinblueposter, he might not be cool but i like him
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just a suggestion, I've never put anyone on ignore, don't really see the point. I can just ignore them the old fashioned way
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Yeah but with 2.0 the poster you ignore can't see your posts either.
This usually winds them up good and proper and is mega LOLs.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)
This usually winds them up good and proper and is mega LOLs.
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I'm sure it would be very frustrating to not see any of your posts
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i survived the not being able to open beefreeteaeh user experience 24/11/2014. Never 4get
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Imma open a T Shirt pop up shop like that bloke did after the first Folkestone Earthquake
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how did that work ? did some plank 'make' a shit picture and invite their internet pals to put it in their profile? Or did people dare to put it there anyway. You guys.
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I bet you were still hovering though.
Refraining from posting so you kept your 'cool'
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Refraining from posting so you kept your 'cool'
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It wouldn;t open so id hoped rob had used all the donations on a prostitute instead of server bills. On checking that reddit was still shit i gave up on the internet altogether
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I had a look at that UsvsThem site yesterday.
First time I've done so. I was just thinking the other day that there' not enough click bait sites on the wildnet. Definitely a bit of a gap in the market old Manuel's filling, there.
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First time I've done so. I was just thinking the other day that there' not enough click bait sites on the wildnet. Definitely a bit of a gap in the market old Manuel's filling, there.
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Ain't he in his forties and a family man now?
Time to lay off the "heehee poo" jokes, you'd have thought.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Time to lay off the "heehee poo" jokes, you'd have thought.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Nah, second childhood after the wife and kids kicked him out
#curseofb3ta
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#curseofb3ta
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I've seen them write articles that include the sentence 'buzzfeed reported that'
Just to show you the journalistic effort involved on that site.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Just to show you the journalistic effort involved on that site.
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Interviewing for an audio visual job on Friday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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now this i like!
No work Xmas afternoon booze up this year #lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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No work Xmas afternoon booze up this year #lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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No $$$ to £££ money returned to me from the post office yet
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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That postman Pat is a cunt
he has nicked your money and spent it on Latvian whores
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
he has nicked your money and spent it on Latvian whores
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Booked a hotel at Stansted Airport for next Thursday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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Fucking hell, you know how to treat a woman and no mistake.
/oncetookabirdtotheHeathrowIbis
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/oncetookabirdtotheHeathrowIbis
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She ain't coming, really early flight Friday :(
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
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Wearing my famous cardigan at work like a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresqbout
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#lifeupdatesnobodycaresqbout
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Oh OK, wait a minute. This was another "you're French" joke. Soz.
Renault 4, obvs. It's all banged up from where I've been driving around drunk on red wine delivering, oh I don't know, chickens or some shit like that.
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Renault 4, obvs. It's all banged up from where I've been driving around drunk on red wine delivering, oh I don't know, chickens or some shit like that.
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The renault 4 was designed to carry a basket of eggs across a rutted field
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout
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#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Look who you're talking to. Obviously I know that.
The Renault 6 had its gearbox on backwards.
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The Renault 6 had its gearbox on backwards.
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Morning.
Apparently, stress has turned me into a raging short-tempered mental.
I fear I may have become cranley.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Apparently, stress has turned me into a raging short-tempered mental.
I fear I may have become cranley.
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I need to take up meditation or something.
You know, if it wasn't a pile of horsewank.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You know, if it wasn't a pile of horsewank.
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Small amounts of stress may be desired, beneficial, and even healthy. Positive stress helps improve athletic performance. It also plays factor in motivation, adaptation, and reaction to the environment.
Just saying
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Just saying
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that sounds like it was written by somebody who cries in meetings
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It's not really worth holding a meeting if no one is crying by the end
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What's stressful about taking twenty minutes to put some pills in a bag?
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Work is the least stressful part of my day.
It's the rest of the whole 'life' business that's winding me up.
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It's the rest of the whole 'life' business that's winding me up.
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Must be difficult when somebody years older than you gives you the "I WONT tidy my room YOU'RE NOT MY MUM" routine
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man a vaginafridge would be cool
i'd never suffer from warm coke ever again
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i'd never suffer from warm coke ever again
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Yeah, it would, by its very nature, be cool.
Bit inconvenient though.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Bit inconvenient though.
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Handy!
A little light would come on when you open your legs, you could use Dettol to wipe it down and as long as you don't bash the back, no dangerous gas would be emitted.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
A little light would come on when you open your legs, you could use Dettol to wipe it down and as long as you don't bash the back, no dangerous gas would be emitted.
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and it would spray water on the floor if you accidentally caught the little nubbin on the door
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You could put novelty magnets on it.
Someone would need to think of a catchy name for them though.
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Someone would need to think of a catchy name for them though.
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hint, when the URL starts https the s means secure and the link wont display
get round this by removing everything prior to the www's
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get round this by removing everything prior to the www's
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Yep
I mean should we still be celebrating anything prior to that?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I mean should we still be celebrating anything prior to that?
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