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Time for Cool New Thread mk III
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get involved.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:49, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Aw mine was just getting going

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Perhaps by contemporary standards
but not really, no.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Don't seem that cool yet tbh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)
What you on about m8, look around

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, Reply)
* sees fields*

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Yeah, that's the problem. I see Tangles posting, lowering the coolness by around 40% for a start

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
See what you mean. have you tried looking around after pressing the ignore button?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I'd never ignore tangledupinblueposter, he might not be cool but i like him

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
just a suggestion, I've never put anyone on ignore, don't really see the point. I can just ignore them the old fashioned way

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Yeah but with 2.0 the poster you ignore can't see your posts either.
This usually winds them up good and proper and is mega LOLs.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I'm sure it would be very frustrating to not see any of your posts

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, I suppose it only really works with me.
Soz.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)
nobody reads your posts anyway

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Err ...

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I'd like to be part of the final solution
if that helps
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)
hitlol

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
sian williams y/n?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)
for an old bird shes alright yer. probably give her a go like

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
yer me too m8

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
i survived the not being able to open beefreeteaeh user experience 24/11/2014. Never 4get

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, Reply)
haha let's make badges to put on our profiles!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Imma open a T Shirt pop up shop like that bloke did after the first Folkestone Earthquake

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
^ "angry woman of b3ta"

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
how did that work ? did some plank 'make' a shit picture and invite their internet pals to put it in their profile? Or did people dare to put it there anyway. You guys.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Spot on.
They were like scout achievement badges for cunts.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
alwez in r harts <3

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I bet you were still hovering though.
Refraining from posting so you kept your 'cool'
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
It wouldn;t open so id hoped rob had used all the donations on a prostitute instead of server bills. On checking that reddit was still shit i gave up on the internet altogether

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I had a look at that UsvsThem site yesterday.
First time I've done so. I was just thinking the other day that there' not enough click bait sites on the wildnet. Definitely a bit of a gap in the market old Manuel's filling, there.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
rob really needs to grow up at some point

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Ain't he in his forties and a family man now?
Time to lay off the "heehee poo" jokes, you'd have thought.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Nah, second childhood after the wife and kids kicked him out
#curseofb3ta
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I've seen them write articles that include the sentence 'buzzfeed reported that'
Just to show you the journalistic effort involved on that site.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
You mean about the same as most mainstream papers?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Interviewing for an audio visual job on Friday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:59, Reply)
now this i like!
No work Xmas afternoon booze up this year #lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
No $$$ to £££ money returned to me from the post office yet
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
That postman Pat is a cunt
he has nicked your money and spent it on Latvian whores
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
My car's in for its MOT today
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Booked a hotel at Stansted Airport for next Thursday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Fucking hell, you know how to treat a woman and no mistake.
/oncetookabirdtotheHeathrowIbis
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
She ain't coming, really early flight Friday :(
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Wearing my famous cardigan at work like a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresqbout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Hope it goes well.
Renault, Peugeot or Citroen?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
VW

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Oh OK, wait a minute. This was another "you're French" joke. Soz.
Renault 4, obvs. It's all banged up from where I've been driving around drunk on red wine delivering, oh I don't know, chickens or some shit like that.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Truffles, garlic & onions.
You're not even trying anymore.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)
The renault 4 was designed to carry a basket of eggs across a rutted field
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Look who you're talking to. Obviously I know that.
The Renault 6 had its gearbox on backwards.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Something tells him you're onto something good

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This thread isn't cool at all... :(

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
It'd be cooler with a gay best friend!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
you offering?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
My wife would never go for it. :(

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Good! I never asked her!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Cool.
giving, taking or is it negotiable?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Depends how drunk you get me

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Two appletinis it is, then.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)
h8er's gon h8

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
No smoke without fire M8

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
smoke machines

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
That's not smoke, you flid.
It's dry ice.

*belms*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I think that's the point he was making....

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I know. I got that.
I just wanted to join in.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
uhuh.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is the coolest thread yet I reckon.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)

is was
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Morning.
Apparently, stress has turned me into a raging short-tempered mental.

I fear I may have become cranley.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Don't stress, It's not worth it. pointless emotion like

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I need to take up meditation or something.
You know, if it wasn't a pile of horsewank.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Small amounts of stress may be desired, beneficial, and even healthy. Positive stress helps improve athletic performance. It also plays factor in motivation, adaptation, and reaction to the environment.
Just saying
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
that sounds like it was written by somebody who cries in meetings

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
It's not really worth holding a meeting if no one is crying by the end

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I have the same motto for my sex life

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
^this

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
stress is for the weak
just kill somebody
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm very fucking tempted.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
What's stressful about taking twenty minutes to put some pills in a bag?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Work is the least stressful part of my day.
It's the rest of the whole 'life' business that's winding me up.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
He surely can't hold on for too much longer

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Must be difficult when somebody years older than you gives you the "I WONT tidy my room YOU'RE NOT MY MUM" routine

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
i'm here now
the chill factor just went up
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Shut your legs then.
Hi!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
man a vaginafridge would be cool
i'd never suffer from warm coke ever again
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I think smeg make one

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i have a pink smeg fridge
this is not a euphemism
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
All of your kitchen implements are gay

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)

kitchen implements boyfriends
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Yeah, it would, by its very nature, be cool.
Bit inconvenient though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
'Frigina'

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
frigidaire

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Handy!
A little light would come on when you open your legs, you could use Dettol to wipe it down and as long as you don't bash the back, no dangerous gas would be emitted.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
and it would spray water on the floor if you accidentally caught the little nubbin on the door

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Would start to smell funny if you left the meat in too long.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)
no meat allowed! cucumber only!
wait a minute...
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I dont think you are taking the fanny fridge seriously

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You could put novelty magnets on it.
Someone would need to think of a catchy name for them though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Magnets?
Velcro, surely...?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
VagNets

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)
pubes are sooo 20th century

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Your fridge is fucked mate.
Phone the council.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
lol povvo fridge with no ice and water dispenser

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Frigid

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)
^ Rigid
(+in the mens showers)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Not when you're there...

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)
hahaah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
awww yeah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc9L2RbQkw
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)
hint, when the URL starts https the s means secure and the link wont display
get round this by removing everything prior to the www's
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Remove everything that came before the world wide web?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Yep
I mean should we still be celebrating anything prior to that?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

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