While we dont all agree
I think there is a pretty widespread musical appreciation on here so:
Great guitar instrumentals, any you would like to share? while I don't play any instrument I really appreciate the skill of someone playing well so I like Dave Evans Stagefright saw it on the bbc 4 programme a while back.

Alt I also like the Mason Williams classical gas, Am I really shit?

Altalt, favourite thing on your desk (or dashboard if you are a van dweller) mine is my coffee pot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:24, 156 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

do you mean solos, or full instrumentals?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)

well full instrumentals was my first thought but seeing as its you
I would think solos are more your thing..........AH YEAH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Check out Jon Gomm's version of 'Ain't nobody'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I want the tab

( Glovington, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

If you're looking for great acoustic guitarists there's...
Preston Reed
Jon Gomm
Tommy Emmanuel
Andy McKee
Antoine DuFour
Just for starters!
Alt: Check out Tommy Emmanuel's version - it's awesome
Altalt: I hotdesk at work so there's no personal stuff. My home office desk is pretty bare too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Its not so much that I am looking for them
but as a non musician I really appreciate the skill, hence the dave evans mention with the finger picking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)

alt: little bit hectic that if I am honest
I did like the dropping into harmonics at high speed mid flow though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)

fuck this shit

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Dunno soz.
alt. Dunno soz.
altalt. Dunno, soz.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

That bit from Freebird and anything by Chris Rea

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks Bill

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)

That Katie Melua's alright and all.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:43, Reply)

She is fucking not

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)

She would get it
but only up the bum and no kissing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)

the opening of "sweet child o'mine"
i would like to play the flute or the violin. parents being right number 1405236346457373: you'll regret it if you give up the piano - sooooooo true.

alt: yes, but for many reasons, not just that one.

altalt: i have a pencil sharpener like a cat that miaows painfully when you stick a pencil up its bottom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Most real cats would too, I'd imagine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Real cats love it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)

*purrs*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I love piano playing. Nope, not an entendre.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)

The piano, THE piano

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I had you down as an Oboe man to be honest






* yes I know I tried to resist *
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

this could be taken more than one way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:26, Reply)

as could this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Sub par orchestra members
can't tell their brass from their oboe.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Persevere, it keeps getting better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kvJ1aceD6s
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)

My links never work.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)

i have some very shiny 2014 pound coins in my wallet
i will flick them at anyone who can tell me whether this link is worth clicking or not...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Likely the worst cover of Sweet child of mine
ever played. Amazingly bad.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:01, Reply)

remove the https bit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kvJ1aceD6s
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I can't work out which bit of this I like the most.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Cheers!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Gets going past 1:00

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Thats actually pretty funny
they all seem to be playing their own version
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:10, Reply)

MY EARS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:27, Reply)

quantum leap theme tune

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Ooh! ooh!
Buffy!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Oh, boy.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)

That dude what did that While My Guitar Gently Weeps ukelele cover on YouTube.
You know, the slant-eye.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:03, Reply)

anything by guthrie govan

( Glovington, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:07, Reply)

He is no Peter Frampton though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)

pfft

( Glovington, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

gwen guthrie govan
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

damn collectors at my door.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Stan Bush
for being the 80s.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Stan Ridgeway.
"He was an awfully big marine."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Wooaah oh oh oh!
Camel flaarj!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

camouflage, clear, black, mirror

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Is there anything worse than a middle aged gurning prick playing 2 hours of steve Vai style noodling?
no, no there isn't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Cancer
Aids
Ebola

I think its safe to say all of these are worse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Incorrect, the only correct answer would be drone-folk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Two of those things are proof that god exists.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I hope he gives you both of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:27, Reply)

I already got one of them from your mum.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)

tangles' record?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

ike sho nuff got a good choon outta his wailin woman

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Alright Rory/not Rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Hi Al!

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)

BOAT lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)

The Shadows did instrumentals
they were alright.
Alt: Yes.
Altalt: I don't have lolwaki things on my desk so I'll go with my bottle of hand sanitiser as the label says "maybe you touched your genitals".
Ok, I have one lolwaki thing on my desk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

I went to see The Jesus And Mary Chain on Monday.
It were alright. They're dead good at feedback - in a musical way.

By which I mean "I hate The Jesus And Mary Chain, they're rubbish".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Chuck shuldiner is probably the top of the heap for death/black metal.
Did some incredible stuff, inspired most modern heavy metal.
And the guys from bands like emperor and Satyricon, what they did in the early days with tone and just pure noise generation is interesting.
For pure guitar skill I'm with beefo on hendrix being one of the most interesting guitar players ever.

Alt: nah, just a bit shit.

Altalt: my welding glasses that I use as sunglasses because I'm too cheep to buy a second set of sunglasses just for the van.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

🐷
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not a black pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)

how are the bent dogs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I'm gonna guess, bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)

One of them has a heart murmur. Might not see Christmas. Pretty depressed about it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((
poor dog. fingers crossed, sometimes these things sort themselves out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Have you tried mild electrocution?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Fir my depression or the dogs heart?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Just for giggles I assume

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

We'll both I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)

:(((

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I think your phone is in greyscale mode

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I think you should fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I hope you appreciate that I added teh van bit just for you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Danger Zone off of Top Gun

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Where has this "off of" thing come from? It's fucking shit and for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)

^ expert on shit cuntitude

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Indeed, I can spot it in York all the way from london

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)

is it the Nestle factory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)

are you on the packing line?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Promotion slipped through your greasy fingers again eh?
better luck next time champ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)

i work in the mailroom, actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

I worked in a mailroom in my youth.
It was fucking brilliant actually - it'd be my dream job, but unfortunately it would be morally wrong to let one of the finest scientific minds of modern times go to waste.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Christ this is a boring thread, where's the car chat.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Wheeler dealers did a Jensen interceptor the other day only £7k asking price afterwards for a 7.2ltr slice of british automotive history

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Couldn't afford to run one of those things
but I'd have a Scimitar in a heartbeat.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

I'm working in a volvo garage today.
They're all a bit dull.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I dunno the "T" models from the mid nineties had a bit of poke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I had some prat in a T5 try to race me a while ago.
He ended up being most put out.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I'm just not a fan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)

The "lads" down Southend sea front are gonna love this story come "cruise night"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I don't know any "lads" and I don't go to any "cruises".
I do like pissing off behind-the-wheel-hardmen, though.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

The Volvo P 40
Is one of the best looking cars ever made, they should have stuck with that design idea
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Nicked off Reliant.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

really ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Nope, I was thinking of the 1800.
The Scimitar started a shooting brake fashion that included the 1800 and the Interceptor.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Its ok so was I

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I just accidentally had IRL CAR CHAT and I can confirm it's equally as boring as ONLINE CAR CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Can't be any more tedious than grey-head acoustic guitar wankers
blithering on about grey-head acoustic guitar wankers.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

It's about the same, but then I don't like anything anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)

You just wait, I'm itching to bust out some power to weight ratio comparisons
based on metric kerbweight. My trousers are already twitching at the thought of it.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Typical, just as I turn up for a MUSIC CHAT thread, some prick switches it to CAR CHAT #fml

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

It was a music chat thread
that should have been right up your alley too
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Bin busy soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I thought i had left it for long enough that music chat would be over, then it got to cars and I'm thinking I might just go out for lunch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, I've got to get back to work.
Sad times.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Ok text me when your are coming back on the Internet and I will too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

np

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:17, Reply)

How come none of you cunts have mentioned Davy Graham?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I was just born like it I suppose hahahaha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Oh hahahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

What's your favourite car stereo?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Pioneer DEH 77MP

( Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:14, Reply)