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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SHUT UP MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:44, 189 replies, latest was 9 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:28, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 2:17, Reply)
yes

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:08, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:56, Reply)
MORNHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 7:58, Reply)
God loves everybody!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:01, Reply)
God can shit off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)
He can't. He is everywhere.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:08, Reply)
omnishit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:11, Reply)
on Two Hats' lawn

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:14, Reply)
But it's OK because He loves us and gave us free will
so keeping a constant eye on everything we do and threatening us with a final reckoning and eternal unbearable punishment for making the wrong choices according to somewhat arbitrary rules is Absolutely Fine.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:15, Reply)
quiet, he'll hear you

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)
fuck Him

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
I'm off sick again
Half ill, half bored already. I hate being ill. How do you entertain yourself when you are too well to be in bed but too sick to go anywhere? Nil points for anything wanking related.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:05, Reply)
get over it

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:07, Reply)
she said no points for wanking related

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:11, Reply)
That's why nobody's replied

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:13, Reply)
that's more likely because she's done nothing but whimper about having a sniffle for three days
poor meatsnake /ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)
hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Do not, under any circumstances, switch on daytime TV
That way madness lies
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:16, Reply)
I know
^ Look what it's done to dr doley here ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Unlikely for me to get the madness from TV
In my days of unemployment I didn't have a TV
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)
tranny chaser eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:24, Reply)
You say that like it's a bad thing!
'And you, have you ever experienced the unique delights of a ladyman'?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)
we've all had one off the wrist over Domino Presley

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Give me 5 minutes.....

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:34, Reply)
How did it go?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Quite well
*Sits back and smokes cigarette*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)
not you!
dr unemployable
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)
GIN
this will perk you up enough so that you can get some decent clobber on and make yourself look respectable for when Frog gets home.
Nice bit of dinner on the table for him and then silence so he can eat in peace
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
get some really peaty whisky and tan the whole bottle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:21, Reply)
You're coming across as really ill I must say. Nearly as inspirational as the guy I know with pancreatic cancer who continues to work.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Pancreatic cancer?
Dead man walking
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:25, Reply)

al or
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Hi meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)
SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)
it's a cold
they make you feel utterly shit. they are annoying because they're such stupid little things.

much like you, now i come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
^lazy cow on the self certificate

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)
as if
my boss specifically ordered me home, and i quote, "but mostly because i don't want you giving it to everybody else."

whereas frankly what's the point of being miserable if you can't pass it on to everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)
so as well as not trusting you to cross town on your own
your boss tells you when to go home sick?

this sounds like a healthy adult working relationship
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I just came in to find a large bottle of Famous Grouse on my desk from a happy customer.
on one hand free booze, but on the other Famous Grouse? Spose it doesn't really matter seeing as I'm out of mouthwash and aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)
I like the adverts
That grouse is CUTE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Keep it for next year and make Bramble Whisky ... best of all the chrimbo liquors

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)
I like this idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
That shouts out "regift"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:19, Reply)
then the recipient can think he has cheapshit taste in booze?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
better than drinking it surely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:21, Reply)
bramble whisky
it's the future of shit whisky gifts
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)
I may have mentioned it 2 or 3 hundred times but
Sloe gin is the shizzle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)
I'll make some out of whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I reckon bramble whisky beats it
And if you use the leftovers from making bramble jelly, you get s lovely woody note from the blackberry seeds

(lol "woody" lol)
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I got a mini bottle of that from secret santa one year
Dunno if it was kindly intended or if it was trolling.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Throw it back you fucking gay. One less day of having to listen to the wife and fucking kids

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:25, Reply)
^gets it

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Empty the water cooler in the office, then top it up with grouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Water cooler? Do you live in a 1990s American sitcom?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Could he BE any more 1990's American sitcom?
*friendslol*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Cheers!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:52, Reply)
that was 80s, you dickwad

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Snob mate, nothing wrong with famous grouse, 40% i believe. If you're gonna be a pussy about it, make it into hot toddy and give it to swipe. 2 birds one stone innit

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Famous Grouse
Dozer would treat that like a hate crime.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:35, Reply)
I'll use it to wash down the last of the drugs I nicked off him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:37, Reply)
I wondered where my PCP had gone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
*barrylols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
it's only drinkable with cola
Naked Grouse, on the other hand, is fucking lush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:38, Reply)
whisky and cola? are you an American or a Spaniard or sutin?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)
shit whisky is only bearable with a sugary mixer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:45, Reply)
what bollocks
there's a whole load of proper whisky cocktails you can make without resorting to chav winebar fizzy pop mixers
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:59, Reply)
whisky sour and whisky mac are two of my favourites

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I like smoky Martini ... basically a dirty Martini except you splash in some peaty whisky instead of the dregs of the olive jar

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Of I can find anywhere selling dirty force grown blackberries, I shall be trying bramble whisky for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)
buy? they grow like weeds on any scrap ground
they're the fruity equivalent of urban foxes
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Not in December they don't

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
this is a very insightful observation

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Country boy in'I?
Grew up in a field, didnt I?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I fancy hitting a bar and getting bollocksed on Martini
but I've got meetings until three or summat
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Yer, meetings at the job centre
#ledgebants
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
hey! it's a long bus ride from my council house to the Stoke dole office

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I like your new name

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I am not a whisky connoisseur
and I wouldn't watch dogs fuck on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:42, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Morning sweethearts.
How are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)
A'ight.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I just got asked out for dinner by the receptionist here.
She looks a little bit like she might have downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Moonpig?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)


(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:51, Reply)
she doesn't look like that anymore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Morning, Winders.
Congrats on the new job, mate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Cheers chap.
It'll be nice to wind up here for the Christmas break and cracked on with a new venture in January.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Xmas holiday is bloody great. I have from the
24th to the 5th off and I can't wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I finish on the 19th.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Chrimblepops holibobs on the 19th
Back on the 27th, half day on the 31st and that's my notice period done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Back to work on a Saturday?
29th shurely?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Even better!
Rather nicely timed, if I do say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Are you feeling a little SHORT tempered?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)
He's a LITTLE peeved.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I see, it's 'if you can't diabete 'em, join 'em' is it now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Give 'em an inch, they take a foot. Then you haven't got a leg to stand on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Yes, you should proceed GINGERly around me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Little mouse eating cheese behind door number 4.
You povvos with your choccy calendars are missing out!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:49, Reply)
interesting
I stopped having an advert calendar at 28, because I a fucking adult.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Good for you.
I a fucking adult who likes traditional advent calendars at Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
NO, I A FUCKING ADULT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
NO, YOUN I ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:14, Reply)
what on earth is the point of an advent calendar that doesn't have chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
why have you got an advent calendar for gays and diabeetus?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:07, Reply)
I have a Binette Schroeder advent calendar.
If people of the homosexual persuasion and Stunned Poster like it then I have no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
i don't see them sticking (it) up for you...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Well perhaps you are wrong about it being for gays and diabbetus then!
Swipe is fucking wrong again, what a fucking surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Its alright guys. I just finished it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Finished what?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

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