alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:00, 164 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:01, Reply)

dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)

hobmeister double-bobble

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:04, Reply)

omr

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)

yay chompy's back!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:04, Reply)

dunno what that is soz

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:09, Reply)

You know what? I think I might just be. Some day. Some how.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)

me too, gonz

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)

finkin bout u babez xxx

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I popped a balloon as part of a work incentive earlier
I was stood underneath the balloon. It had glitter in it. I look like a clown has spunked on my face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)

+ again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)

what is it with you woofters and glitter?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)

I think Paul prefered PTHC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:12, Reply)

pretending to hug clowns?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Look you wish, just get over it, no one wants to hug you.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)

imma hug him so hard he gets simultaneously aroused and scared

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)

again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:17, Reply)

my manhugs are INFAMOUS

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

you big cuddly bear!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:19, Reply)

I am too

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

clown

Glam rocker
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)

pthgr?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

no
this thing i am drafting is really technical in a mechanical/electrical way and it's making my head hurt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:12, Reply)

So basically your latest argument for Chompster?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:13, Reply)

get somebody who isn't thick to help you
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)

pipe down birmingham

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21, Reply)

bit rude
I barely know you!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)

not you
you're "alright" you are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

he's the horriblest one here

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

what?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

give it to a man to do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Darth and chompy back...seems suspicious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

you mean...?!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

How are your cables?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

All of a perfect length
Lthough I do have three redundant lightbulbs where I've guessed at the right sort/size and got it wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21, Reply)

^Easily LED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:22, Reply)

seems only fitting

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

^Nail and head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Maybe they moved in together!
the original odd couple!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21, Reply)

No...No...NO
You're thinking of Swipe and Frog
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:23, Reply)

There is a meat/mouth wrong thing going on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:23, Reply)

^bent and spastic

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21, Reply)

His return has nothing to do with me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:23, Reply)

So what has driven this return? You working post redundancy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Maybe he needs a restaurant recommendation?

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

small, family run, Italian, that sort of thing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Mr Whippy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Pizza Express.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)

God ... can we go three minutes without talking about pizza

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

^ might top himself

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

I see what you did there.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

apparently not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Actually the parallels between you and darth are stark
both of you lost your jobs and girlfriends, both of you live in God awful parochial towns, some other stuff probably
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)

they're both going to infest

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Thank god I didn't fall under that category

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

no, you've got limited weekend access to your kids as well

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Kids? I don't even like goats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)

+e

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)

You should
The one that isn't James Hewletts bastard child has been told to like all animals now, so keep in step.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I ain't fraid of no goats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)

they're terrified of you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

And they have every right to be...just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

It was purely because I was browsing here and the ex posted something that annoyed me a lot.
I thought, you know what I could be the better man and ignore it, but instead I decided to send her an arsey email and post on here because I'd obviously still vanity search myself.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)

I'm sure Swipe forgave you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)

I had really forgotten that she existed until the other night when I posted on here and she was mentioned.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)

She's really grown up and matured of late

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)

not really
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Has she told you how much she earns this week?
If not why aren't you paying attention?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)

She's getting round to it, please keep up
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2428542
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I still have her on ignore obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)

A bit hard to ignore if she's behind you in the queue at Dunkin' Donuts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

fuck off ... she's never been behind anybody in a queue for donuts

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Can you fuck off talking about how she gets her donuts?
She had to work every day from the age of 12 to get her donuts! her dad got her the job at the doughnuts factory making those doughnuts and then she had to work extra hard for the doughnut flat she got and then doughnuts cottage she got in cornwall was especially hard work and still you should work harder like she did. Maybe if you weren't a socialist like Bob "no donut" Crow then you'd get somewhere in life.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)

And she had to walk up hill, both going to work and going home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)

let me see, back slapping over potential rightmove value of half flat several mentions, destination of next holiday hourly checks
no salary mentions of late thankfully, I guess the crushing reality of still being a lowly associate being given the trainee to house sit has finally hit home
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

bit harsh
not her fault her dad kept telling her she was special even though she's entirely mediocre
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

mediocre ginger
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

It's been at least a year since I've been here, and you still think strikethroughs are funny?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Yes...yes I do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

<s>penis</s>

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Well really, I'm your No. 1 fan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

You boys are still running round the playground in your heads, aren't you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

I have my jumper over my head, pretending I'm a spitfire, does that count?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

yes, yes it does.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

unlikely anyone'd ever tell your kids they were even mediocre
if those pics that got posted on qotw were anything to go by.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)

what pictures, you drooling cretin?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)

the poor sods that looked exactly like you, only with more unbrushed hair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)

^crazed stalker^

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)

are you sharing paedo fantasies with your internerd boyfriend? how sweet

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, Reply)

wow great.
I would prefer to hear about the other inevitable breakdowns.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Just battered

( Kroney, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

where's monty?
He fucked off after me I believe.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

He's dead Dave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Really,...some people just won't let that stuff lie will they?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)

yeah right.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

he's single if that helps

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I don't think that helps anyone.
I'm sorry for his loss, I'll go talk to his ex about the breakup and then refer to it on here. No, I won't that'll be a dick move that he did.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

^HAHAHAHA^
I Love this have a click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)

i'm pretty certain his ex and the bloke whom is knobbing her are happy

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

er im
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

whom is knobbing her? do you the English speaking?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)

fewer

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

To the knobbing her whom is

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Strikethrough H inserts B
YESSSSSSSSSSS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

whom's zoomin' whom

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Horbs xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)

Georgia.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)

Always on my mind

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:39, Reply)

When we were marching through

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

YOU don't call me that!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

I do now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Last train...

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Midnight, surely?
I forgot that one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Well what kind of trains run after midnight?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

American ones
It's a big country.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

WITH ITS NOSE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:52, Reply)

in jays case
the last ones to trans central
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:52, Reply)

crab apple cunt

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Flo Ridas latest ZZZZZzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)

don't start

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:05, Reply)

I'll lie low low low

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Quite right WP
I don't know what's going on up there. Several incarnations of Dozer, things that get chewed over while I'm becoming a "prominent local businessman".

Why do I bother?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)

I dunno

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Neither do I
Y'right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:06, Reply)

next drinks gotta come from somewhere

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)

I have to meet a client in Manchester in January
I say this with the alacrity with which I'd say "I've soiled my bags."

If I can sort a date I could meet you. Tee hee.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)

Meet you downstairs in Eagle.
Bring lube xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)

No, I'm not a bummernaut.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)

lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)

I am not sexually attracted to males.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Don't mind him, that's just my stalker.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)

more lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Start a new thread Dozer

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)