I'm making medlar jelly.
How much like a home counties WI vicar's wife are you this morning?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:06, 42 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Weighing up breakfast options.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)

not even a little bit.
Steak and eggs and a pint of tea and then I'm off to the woods with the dogs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)

lol dogging joke here

edit: also that sounds very much like our vicar's wife growing up who was a butcher and scarier version of clarissa dixon wright, a tweed and rubber boot giantess ... brb ... having a nostalgia wank
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Might have a small, midmorning sweet sherry

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Just finished breakfast
The last film in which I saw a home counties wi wife was, quite frankly, pornography. So, unless I want a 5 man gangbang with a bukkakke finish, I'm not like a home counties wi wife at all.
Except for the lace underwear, natch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I like the French

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

if you like them so much why don't you just marry one

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I also like the Dutch, fit currymuncher birds and the Polish.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)

'mouthpiece', eh?
Cor!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I like breasts.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)

oi mcbeef, have you been messing with the work computer again?
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(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I have created proper lemon, lime and grapefruit curd.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I love a bit of curd.
Easiest of all the fruity bread toppings.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I'm not sure what that is, but your FB looked like little amber glasses of deliciousness.
I'm also broke this christmas so also, like you, have to do home made gifts. I found some pretty glass jars in the cupboard (the kind that have a clip and rubber seals and are used for pickling).

I was thinking of putting in them all the dry ingredients in the jar, in pretty layers [like those coloured sand things]....with a pretty lable/bowe saying 'emergancy cookies' - where they just have to add Milk/Eggs/Butter, mix, bake.

I got some Reece's peantbutter drop things, so was thinking of towl-house cookies with these and chocolate chips.

Whatcha reckon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)

do a Bluetooth Biscuit Kit kickstarter and pocket the donations

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Hah, I'm proper excited by the new 4.2 spec, Internet of Things is going to get so much easier.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I want you to play with Mbed stuff and give me your layman's opinion.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)

It's quite a bit further into the Hardware field than I would really know about,
but the buzz-words I saw behind each section look good to me. BT4.2 means in the smart-home we won't need a 'hub' of any kind if we didn't want too - especially propriety ones like what we currently need.

Being backed by ARM would be a huge boost, and I can see it taking over as Android's equivolent to Apple's HomeKit*. But by ARM using a REST practices, it'll be so easy for developers. Putting MBed into a router as a 'Device Server', which is a very likely thing, has got so much potential.

* a pound to a penny, the next AppleTV will be a 'smarthub' for HomeKit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)

it's the hardware world for people with no experience of the hardware world
which is why I was curious ... I don't know any amateurs who've actually played with it
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Vicar of Dibley, eh? Eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)