HI GANG!!!
Did I miss anything?
Did you even know I'd gone?
I could have been in a siege for all you care.

what's with all the McBeef threads?
What's he doing with all them chickens?

Any more questions?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:15, 108 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Which one are you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

he's the gay one

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Tuesday must be your aids clinic day

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

it's because he's the gay one

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Then why would I be here talking to you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I'm guessing you had the morning session this week

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)

Yeah I wanted to avoid you, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)

POZ MORE LIKE!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)

i'll be glad when you've died of aids jason

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I like this comment.
4/5 - would read again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I cut the head off the devil and I throw it at you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

dunno mate

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I thought you'd flounced?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)

I'll do it again if you're not careful

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)

fancy a chicken bumstick now

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:25, Reply)

funk soul brother

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)

cock-a-fellah.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)

bye!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Missing you already xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)

cam you go away again and can we have someone good back.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Who would you bring back?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)

He a fairly one-dimensional sock puppet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)

he was my best sock puppet ever, you awful cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)

balls ... think it's been killed
The Mods really are humourless fucks
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I liked the cheers sockpuppet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Cheers.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Police Dog or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Bollocks Parrot pls

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)

woof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)

I've just had to endure town to get a haircut
It was not good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Haircuts r 4 loosers and baldies

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)

It was starting to get decidedly "sheep"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Shave it off. Problem solved

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)

No 5, done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)

1/2 or gtfo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)

2 on the sides

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I would guess mine is about an 80 at the sides and 100 on top
does that count
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

10-12 inches?
bloody hippy
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)

I'm sexy and you know it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Only cos from behind you look like a girrrrrrl

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Channel ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

BBC1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)

ah it was BBC2 so close

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)

He craves attention like a Kardashian craves cock
I have a chicken madras on the hob for tonight
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)

...because I'm happy!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Clap along if you feel like a mong without a bus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)

*clapth*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Yesssss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I done one of them on Sunday.
I do the Hairy Bikers one as it's really nice and a lot less effort than the one in the Curry Secret book which is slightly better.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)

A kardashian,? I am pretty sure they would have released a statement about that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)

I've really taken one for the team today
Rewatches of Star Trek Into darkness, A Good Day To Die Hard and Man of Steel have confirmed what utter smelly shit they all are. Fuck those films right in the ass! The Police academy films are looking better with each year that passes.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)

why would you watch shit films twice?
you know you're going to die one day ... why would you piss your brief mortality down the drain of wanky sequels and reboots?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I'm sat watching The Wire at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Its not all Work work work

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Actually it mostly is, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I rewatched Man of Steel last night
It was ok. Too much building smashing at the end.
Henry Cavill's body is insane!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)

er bit gay that last bit m8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:36, Reply)

IS THIS STILL GOING?
Kill yourselves.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)

ATTN MC BEEF
shreddersapparel.com/collections/knit-sweaters/products/a-tribe-called-quest

Great or awful? Personally I think the wu tang one looks like nan's failed attempt at a batman jumper.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Fucking hell....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Does anyone else enjoy the music of The Crystal Method?
I'm currently listening to the Vegas album - I rather like it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)