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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not gonna bother posting in the Internet policemans threads anymore because I am upset.
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You mean when the threads are funny.
Through no effort of your own.
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Through no effort of your own.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)
no but I know what I'm getting so that's close enough until tomorrow
Alright apers?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)
Alright apers?
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Yeah everything will shut down next week bar emergency work, im still there up to and including xmas eve though. bollocks.
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We're only shut on xmas day itself.
However, I've managed to wangle three days off in total next week, so yay.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:11, Reply)
However, I've managed to wangle three days off in total next week, so yay.
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I'm doing 10-2 xmas eve then off until the 2nd, could be worse I suppose
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Quick lonely curry for one and then back home to the bedsit in time for Grand Designs and a tearful wank
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Wait, what............I don't bother with "Grand Designs" anymore
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I hear that your work place productivity has gone up 25% DUE TO THIS
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:28, Reply)
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definitely
the chicks no longer have me to stare at thus wasting time
/dozer
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
the chicks no longer have me to stare at thus wasting time
/dozer
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I don't go to school anymore, I'm in my mid thirties for goodness sake you senile old goat.
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Several of the regulars on here are always 'up' any time school is mentioned
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
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What I'm saying is, they have erections because they are paedophiles
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
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I'd imagine that japanese men have erections all the time because they are all paedophiles too
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dont they have vending machines with schoolgirls used knickers in or summat too?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
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depends where and when
during antiques roadshow, no.
outside primary school.....sorry to be the bearer, etc
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
during antiques roadshow, no.
outside primary school.....sorry to be the bearer, etc
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I feel sad because sometimes it seems everyone is a paedo but me and I'm left out the cool gang yet again
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Typical, I though older women were 'in' and now it's all about kids. I'm getting too old for all these new trends.
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I came to it quite late, but I read up on it so I could pretend I knew more than I did
Dozer reckons he's been doing it since school when everyone else was still into pogs and Monty used to hang out with some of London's most celebrated nonces during his 90s heyday
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Dozer reckons he's been doing it since school when everyone else was still into pogs and Monty used to hang out with some of London's most celebrated nonces during his 90s heyday
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
ive asked for a few books on it for Xmas, it's certainly something that interests me.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:41, Reply)
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Having kids of your own is the easiest way in as you don't have to go through the bother of grooming or snatching them
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)
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but then you have to do sexings with actual adult women which seems a bit ironic if that's what irony means now, I don't keep up to date with these things any more
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)
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Don't worry you as a Vegetarian
probably wouldn't have the energy to nonce up kids
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
probably wouldn't have the energy to nonce up kids
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Late to the party but, Bobby telling the 'Turd' story
Was one of the greatest anecdotes ever.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Was one of the greatest anecdotes ever.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Alright MEATSNAKE poster off the Internet.
How is the Internet tonight?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
How is the Internet tonight?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:54, Reply)
the Internet is providing some smirking and grimacing whilst i potter about tidying up because the cleaner comes tomorrow and I don't want to look like an animal
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:55, Reply)
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I had to clean my van as I'm returning it tomorrow.
Load of old wank.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Load of old wank.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Just dispose of the tissues as you go, what were you saving them for?
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)
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Think I might go to bed and watch
An episode of Dempsey and Makepeace.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
An episode of Dempsey and Makepeace.
( , Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
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