Monday!
How's your week shaping up, busy times or the same old same old? I'm razzing round the country doing one-day trade shows, living in hotels and spending the days talking to design types. You?
Alt: Started your Xmas shopping yet?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 9:36, 32 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

G'day.
This morning I'm eating a gigantic apple in the office, making loud crunching noises and dribbling juice down my chin like a mong. No better start to a Monday.

Alt: hell no. It's not even December yet ffs lol!
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 9:56, Reply)

Talking to a friend of the Doris at the weekend
She's 'almost done' with the Xmas shopping!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 10:00, Reply)

Are you the girl sitting next to me?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 10:24, Reply)

If the girl sitting next to you is a guy with a beard and moustache- then yes, yes I am

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 10:29, Reply)

My ideal woman.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:08, Reply)

So, what's your sign? *waggles eyebrows and twiddles moustache*

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:19, Reply)

"NO ENTRY"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:00, Reply)

Spoilsport

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:39, Reply)

Alt: yes, but only stocking-fillers, thus far.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 10:25, Reply)

Alt: Nearly finished, mate!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 10:57, Reply)

I'm busy this week choosing what I want for Xmas.
Alt: I am not buying presents this year.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:07, Reply)

No one really expects presents from the terminally unemployed, anyway.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:08, Reply)

retired m8, retired.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:11, Reply)

lol.
After a lifetime in the workplace.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:02, Reply)

I've done my bit, I paid so much tax they sent me some back!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:05, Reply)

0.01

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 14:39, Reply)

literally thousands of pence

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 15:13, Reply)

1/100

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 15:18, Reply)

69 lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 15:32, Reply)

No.
alt. no.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:41, Reply)

Poetry
Pure poetry. Worthy of the late lamented Treeki
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:32, Reply)

Plenty of Amazon Prime days between now and Christmas.
Unlikely to start shopping till mid December.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 11:46, Reply)

Then put that Prime membership to use!!
Alright, mersh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:02, Reply)

Getting by mate.
See Phil Collins is going on Tour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 12:19, Reply)

I think one of the dates is my backgentlemangarden.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 14:39, Reply)

that's a very long winded way of saying arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 15:39, Reply)

Can't believe Patrick Stewart died, so young

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 13:10, Reply)

Ris?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 13:34, Reply)

Fila Trailblazers are back.
This news is almost worth a new thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 13:39, Reply)

Blue or Red?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 14:38, Reply)

They have 'em in a variety of colours.
Red, black, green and brown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 15:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2623652
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Oct 2016, 17:13, Reply)