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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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can we do a bit better today, please?
are you watching or setting off any fireworks this year?

we're going to the display and bbq at the hurlingham club with friends. their baby sobs at any noise that is even slightly loud, so this can only go well.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 8:30, 30 replies, latest was 8 years ago)
I will set off some in our garden.
A few years ago I angled a rocket incorrectly. I think it must have hit a branch so it sort of spiralled off and exploded in someone's garden. No fatalities were reported.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:20, Reply)
Strap the baby to a fat rocket and light the fuse.
Sorted.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:24, Reply)
I haven't bothered to sort anything out for Bonfire Night.
I probably should.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:55, Reply)
fuck yeah
sparklers and shit.

and plot toffee. and parkin.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:09, Reply)
Dunno what "plot toffee" is, and I've never knowingly eaten parkin,
probably by virtue of being a southerner.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:25, Reply)
poxy southerners would call them treacle toffee and gingerbread
even though it's not really gingerbread.

they are both excellent.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:34, Reply)
I see.
I'm very fond of both of those things.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:50, Reply)
we'll make a northerner out of you yet

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:56, Reply)
The woman made me eat stotties the other day.
:(
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:32, Reply)
It's NOTHING like gingerbread.
rachel's wipe being wrong about food on the internet, what are the chances eh
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:10, Reply)
it bloody well is
www.britishfood.about.com/od/recipeindex/r/yorksparkin.htm

look at the first sentence: "Parkin is primarily the Northern English form of gingerbread" !
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:25, Reply)
Nah, soft biscuit is not oaty cake
Also, one you make into men, the other gets made into attendants
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:31, Reply)
We call it bonfire toffee.
That is all.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:52, Reply)
Lewes fire festival is quite near me.
Would never go again, horribly packed. I've also got some indoor fireworks, which I assume will be shit.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 10:58, Reply)
We go to one of our neighbours farms
Loads of room, mahoosive fire, loads of fireworks, and way more food than even the greediest person could trough. Sunday I will mostly be sleeping it off.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:07, Reply)


(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 11:44, Reply)
My God! The infamous lost Zapruda footage of the Jacob Dyer incident.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:25, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 21:04, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:09, Reply)
We'll be going to my brother's house to wave sparklers in my two year old nephew's face
and then laugh at him when he cries because he's not allowed one lol.

We went to the best bonfire and display in the country last weekend, which just so happens to be near my home town. Blew OG's mind, it did.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:32, Reply)
doing me own display in the garden for the kids
I would never go to some shit pikey display I hope you get stabbed
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:34, Reply)
You're killing the planet

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 12:35, Reply)
Hahaha Yeah your bargain bin supermarket display will be brilliant m8

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 13:06, Reply)
thanks for the support meato

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 13:13, Reply)
no problem m8, the forecast rain will probably enhance it if anything

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 13:19, Reply)
Getting your genitals out in your garden is not a "display"

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 14:06, Reply)
use your imagination

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 15:43, Reply)
Black snake
is a type of firework.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:13, Reply)
black snakes matter

(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 17:39, Reply)

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