Right. I make that lunch.
www.soul-fish.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:49, 3 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

it's no munchy box

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:50, Reply)

What is.
Only the finest ingredients in a five quid munchy box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:52, Reply)

Was considering fish and chips today
No decent quality ones near my work, sadly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:53, Reply)

Get a munchy box.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:57, Reply)

Nah, I'm out for a nice dinner tonight
Only just remembered, mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:11, Reply)

Im having a nice day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:54, Reply)

Living the DREAM

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 12:57, Reply)

Oooh. Is Citrus a new flavour?
I'm not sure I've tried that one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:02, Reply)

Try it. You won't regret it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:15, Reply)

I've just got chips with deep fried pigs in blankets.
A winner or a dish!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:31, Reply)

That sounds ace.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:08, Reply)

It was.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:14, Reply)

You loiter round the bushes a little too often there...
Is there discarded porn or something?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:05, Reply)

No Jason, it's a royal botanic garden which I have a membership to and is half an hour from home, making it an ideal morning out to avoid the cleaner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:16, Reply)

His botty gardens are probably quite different.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:33, Reply)

Well fertilised, though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:38, Reply)

And ploughed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:12, Reply)

Do you leave the cleaner a note when you go out
Blaming the skids on the pan on someone else?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 13:52, Reply)

Nah, cleaner/client confidentiality innit. She's taken the oath, I'll get her struck off if she breaks it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:11, Reply)

Also gives her the choice of things to nick.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:15, Reply)

It's cool, all my stuff is in storage

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:18, Reply)

I hope you are going to give the cleaner a tip this Christmas that isn't cash.
Cast offs and hand-me-downs should leave her in no doubt as the their position in society.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:21, Reply)

Might give her a sack

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)

Sorry I meant *THE* sack

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:24, Reply)

Might be an idea to sack her, and then try and ger her benefits stopped.
In the new year, give immigration a call.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:28, Reply)

No point keeping her on anyway, she'll be brexited sooner or later.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)

^100

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Dec 2016, 14:29, Reply)

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