500,000th!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

500,001st!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, Reply)

500,102nd!
EDIT: 500,103 GET and 500,102 GET
( Maladicta, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:21, Reply)

What do you want, a fucking medal?

( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Yeah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

It deserves one

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Oh...
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I hope it chokes you.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I'll treasure it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:42, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Dear god, has OT really come to this?
/threadwaste
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Have you seen this board recently?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Yep and I hold some of you accountable for its descent

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)

how close until we run out?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Oh as if I'd tell the likes of you ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I SHALL KEEP POSTING CRAP THEN, EH?
ALRIGHT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:45, Reply)

That's the spirit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:47, Reply)

random thought, you say?
I think I'll watch twilight tonight.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Don't bother. Watch True blood instead if you want a vampire fix

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I won't watch either actually, I'll be reading, and I may start to pack a bit
What random shit should I take to the beach?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I say, are you trying to engage me in conversation?
FAIL
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)

OH
PISS OFF
edit: I suppose that was actually you telling me to piss off

and I shall
byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:55, Reply)

500,000th cunt on this site

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You could always fuck off again
and not come back a more bitter and twisted caricature of yourself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:36, Reply)

why not send me another sarky gaz?

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Why not recycle the same old shit?
Edit: Actually, you must have me confused with someone else. I've never sent you a sarcastic gaz. Recipe? Check. Apology for being a cunt? Check. But no sarcasm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)

No-one cares
Let's make this worthwhile since it's here.


Please employ me. All of you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:31, Reply)

What kind of job do you need?

( Maladicta, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I is looking for design projects
That people will pay me for. In a serious fashion, not the fashion that Kaol keeps going on at me about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I wish I could help
but I can't think of anyone I know who needs one, other than website design...
( Maladicta, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'll pay you to walk beside me and tell people how awesome I am, in case they didn't already know

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Sounds good
What's the pay like?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:49, Reply)

three crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a day, with plain crisps and orange juice or diet coke or bottled water

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Most of that sounds crap
I will take a bottle of Irn Bru and a pound an hour.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:57, Reply)

we don't have irn bru here :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Well in that case I shall have to turn down your offer of work

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:04, Reply)

You should think carefully about that
unemployment in your age group is up to 12% you should take what you can get.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)