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Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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Glastonbury '95, it was late Sunday night, and I was in no fit state on my third night of doves.
There was a girl lying comatose on the ground, and for reasons I didn't understand then and still don't now, I ran up to her and booted her in the ribs as hard as I could.

Bad times.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:43, closed)
Cunt of the week award.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:45, closed)
I don't know, random acts of evil, it will all come out.
It's the only violent act I've ever committed. I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Edit: Actually that's a lie. I used to fight with my brother and mates when I was a little kid.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:48, closed)
Yes, fair enough, I'll let you off.
just hope she wasn't permanently hurt.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:50, closed)
I do
Well done edenmonster
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:52, closed)

wonder if janet was at Glastonbury in '95...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:01, closed)
Everyone was at Glastonbury in 95

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:02, closed)

fuck thats filled me with hope
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:09, closed)
I was actually.
thankfully I was compos mentis for the whole four days. if I'd seen this happen I would have told the polis in a heartbeat. you thuggish wanker.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, closed)

lolz but its only words on the internet though innit remember lolz
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:46, closed)
now i'm going to have to take you up on your idea that you wouldn't hurt a fly,
because you just admitted to assaulting a vulnerable woman.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, closed)
You fuck one goat....

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:12, closed)
No hugs
& a shoulder massage first?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:49, closed)

Good work.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:50, closed)
Is that before or after you raped her?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:00, closed)
Third night of doves.
I think raping was a bit out of the question.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:11, closed)

doves being...?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, closed)

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:24, closed)
That girl was my sister
and you saved her life.

She was choking on a chunk of vegetable samosa and and fallen to the floor. No one came to her aid until one valiant knight in smelly rags came to her rescue and with a single expert move dislodged the rancid chunk of turnip that was blocking her airwaves.

You didn't even stay to be thanked. Truely that was an act of great kindness.

Sadly you have failed this QOTW as a result. Next time aim lower or higher.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:15, closed)
So you're a drug user who violently assaults vulnerable women?
Question of the Week, ladies and gentlemen.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:32, closed)
You horrific /talk bastard, you're the lowest of the low.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, closed)
I've never even done a MASSIVE DRUG or beaten up a woman.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, closed)
didn't you nut sexface?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:10, closed)
He doesn't even count as a person, let alone a woman, surely?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:17, closed)
His new profile picture is hilarious

chin chin laydeez
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:19, closed)
What you can't hear is the subtle fizz of the sedative dissolving in the wine.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:34, closed)
I wonder if that was taken in Paris.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:37, closed)
By a size 8 prostitute?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:44, closed)
Well, one of them at least.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:05, closed)
i wonder what it is he thinks he is and how different that is to what he actually is

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:53, closed)
Oh, there'll be tears when he sees this.
Angry tears of professed indifference.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:50, closed)
Why would you tell anyone this?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, closed)
Hey look, he's an alcoholic who's tried to fuck his own mum.
This is small beans.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, closed)
That's a great story.
Probably my best. Oh, and I'm not an alcoholic. I used to drink a lot, now I don't. My addiction is nicotine.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:41, closed)
the 'I Can't Handle My Drugs' question is next week
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:44, closed)
and as an aside - this is something you would like the general public to know about you?
I am actually disgusted.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:03, closed)
Well, if by 'something you would like the general public to know about you',
you mean post anonymously on the internet, then I guess so. I don't really define myself by one regrettable incident back in my late teens.

Look at the stuff you admit to on the internet.

'unashamedly pierced, tattooed, dreadlocked and mentally unstable.'

'i demand RESPECT on the internet. comply, mortals.'

Without even using capitals. I'd rather be me.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:32, closed)
hey, guess what though?
that's me, talking about me. not me bragging about assaulting a helpless female at a festival. still, whatever helps you sleep at night...
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:50, closed)
me again, because this is actually bothering me.
what I choose to post about myself is my own business. maybe you wrote this answer with a small sense of shame over what you did. so, a couple of questions for you. you clearly remember doing this - so, what happened immediately afterwards? were you horrified and compelled to check if she was ok? did you and your mates hoot and high-five each other? how did you feel the next morning when you remembered what you'd done? and don't try and write me off as some militant hairy feminist - substitute 'girl' in your story for 'pensioner' or 'homeless person' or 'toddler' and see how it reads. I am genuinely interested in learning how you view your actions with the benefit of hindsight. don't get me wrong - i've lived quite the life and done things i'm not proud of. but this? it just smacks of bragging and that makes me do a sad.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:42, closed)
Ok, if you're that bothered.
I don't feel I've been bragging. The QOTW is random acts of evil, and that's what popped into my head. I was leaving the dance tent, in a massive crowd, and had lost my mates some time earlier. Immediately afterwards I stumbled off, and spent the rest of the night wandering round dazed and confused. When I eventually met up with my mates I did mention it, and they called me a cunt. That's really the end of it.

With hindsight, like I said I don't define myself by one regrettable incident in my late teens. I wrote bad times in the OP , because that's how I felt at the time, and now. It was a bad end to a great weekend. I'd be much more horrified with myself if I did that now, but now it wouldn't happen, as I'd never be in that situation.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:58, closed)
See, this doesn't help: "now it wouldn't happen, as I'd never be in that situation."

"Now it wouldn't happen, as I realise it was an awful thing to do and if I were in the same situation I know that I am a different person and I regret what I did" may have helped.

"Now it wouldn't happen, as I'd never be in that situation, but, hey, if I was in that situation, who knows? All bets are off" Really doesn't.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:08, closed)
"Now it wouldn't happen, as I realise it was an awful thing to do and if I were in the same situation I know that I am a different person and I regret what I did"
No, it would just be dishonest. I'm not trying to claim the 'I was off my tits immunity card', I take full responsibility for my actions, but I didn't think 'I know I'll go and kick that girl', my eyes rolled, I lost lucidity kicked her, and then thought,'Why the fuck did I do that?' I can't say it would never happen again in the same situation, because I have no way of knowing what I'd do, if I lost control. All I can say is it won't happen, because I don't lose control, as I don't do that any more.

As for regret, of course I regret it, but you have to remember, the outrage everyone in thread is feeling is spanking new. I find it hard to get very emotional about a story- even though I'm the villain- that for me is seventeen years old.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:24, closed)

QOTW says 'tell us your random evil acts'. You told us one, late teens/decades ago, drug addled, bad times, you acknowledge you did a bad thing and you regret it, not a recidivist etc. Job done. The Judge Judy types should probably sit this QOTW out.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:33, closed)
You have never seen Judge Judy in your life have you?

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:41, closed)

I have unfortunately caught segments of the show and I felt worse for it
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:43, closed)
I see, it's just that you seem to have confused the type of judging she does.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:09, closed)

FFS Scarpe, its clearly not meant to be a literal comparison. Have you changed meds? - you werent so antagonistic before.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 20:49, closed)
Ha, sorry, I think my sense of humour doesn't translate as well as I'd like sometimes.

(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:53, closed)
So hang on, you're justifying assaulting someone because Janet has some stuff about herself in her profile?

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:51, closed)
Sorry, I missed the bit where I was justifying something.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)
fuck off back to mumsnet

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:09, closed)
That's more like it.
None of this tea and sympathy shit.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:13, closed)
I can't believe all the harsh replies
Anyone would think this week's question was 'random acts of evil' or something.

You probably should have just made some shit up like everyone else. Click for actual honesty and fulfilling the requirements of this qotw.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:05, closed)
I suppose it depends on whether you're classing oh do you know what - I can't be arsed.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:52, closed)
Anyone would think by the harsh replies that he booted a defenceless woman in the ribs as hard as he could.
I'm not sure that there is a grey area here. He should have been arrested and charged.

If there seemed to be any pang of remorse in the story, or even any of the replies, well, that would be slightly better at least.

As it stands, he's a cunt.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:42, closed)
I must confess
to being a bit of a troll on this one. I'm getting better at this.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:23, closed)
Yeah, yeah, 'The Legless Defence'

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(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:40, closed)
I clicked this story because I hate women too.

(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, closed)
I hope
You elbowed her in the prawn balls as well.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:17, closed)
Certainly answers the QOTW well - but do I click or not? I would almost like to see this win so that some form of shame might 'kick' in.
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(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:26, closed)
what he didn't mention
is that after kicking her, he punched a spacker in the face
(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)
That is proper cuntish behaviour.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, closed)

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