Jackie(16)UK.
Following on to a previous post on this topic I was more into computers than girls up until around the age of 18. It was around this time that I started noticing this apprentice hairdresser working at the rather expensive salon across the road from my office.

Each season all the staff would wear a different uniform and this particular summer it was dungaree shorts with a black crop-top underneath. By my reckoning half of the girls in there were sporting at most 3 items of clothing each that summer and this one girl finally started to get my hormones a buzzing.

But this isn't really about her.

Leaving the office one day I was talking to a colleague about this unnamed chick across the road when our 16 year old office junior piped up that the girls name was Laura and she used to go to school with her and could perhaps introduce me to her. I hadn't really noticed the office junior at this point as she was rather... plain. Let's call it plain.. to be nice.

I started talking more and more to the junior to glean morsels of information that may assist me in my quest to have this dungareed temptress. She clearly took this as some sort of come-on and started to flirt with me. I was pretty oblivious to this as there were now only 2 things in my life. My Atari ST and dreams of Laura.

Jackie the temp decided to up her game one evening by bashfully presenting me with a small wrapped gift.

It was a condom.

"I know this looks forward and I'm not as attractive as Laura. But I'd really like to do this. I've never done it before."

my 17 or 18 year old virginal brain suddenly went into hormone mode at this prospect of an almost guaranteed cherry losing moment and to my shame, despite having no attraction to this girl I clinically arranged for the deed to be done.

A few weeks later my parents went away for their summer holiday so I arranged to pick Jackie up on my Honda 125cc Moped from her home in the flats.

Cutting the rest of the sordid details short I ended up rooting around in her guts for at least a good 4 minutes* before hopping off and delcaring myself spent. Despite her protestations about being scared of getting on my moped again I insisted it was the only way she could get back home and dropped her back on the outskirts.

She asked for a repeat performance on a number of occasions but I'd ticked the box and was happy to go back to the Atari ST again.

My regrets?


1. Making her take a terrified motorbike ride back home after she'd given up a gift she'd never be able to give to anyone else.
2. Not having a few more goes to get some practice before meeting a girl I really liked.
3. Never getting to rummage around inside Laura's guts as I'd lost my cherry and pretty much lost interest in girls for another 12 months.


* ok. 2. or 1.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:04, 8 replies)

why would you mention it's a honda??

( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

Why not?
Here's some more info:

My first was an MTX-50 that looked like a scrambler but had a top speed of 30 and the CG-125 that looked like my grandad should be riding it but went at 80.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:10, closed)

My mate had one of them there MTX-50s
30 isn't all that fast and he wasn't all that happy when I beat him in a sprint on my 10 speed racer. (back in the 80's)
There were no supermodels or massive drugs involved, which was just as well, as I couldn't stand up or get my heart rate below 200bpm for some time afterwards.
(maceie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, closed)

This pleases me.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:58, closed)

Maybe it's the constant exposure to threesome stories, but...
for some reason, I'm finding the phrase "dropped her back on the outskirts" unutterably filthy, right now.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)

"Rummage around inside Laura's guts"
Sounds like a particularly veterinary brand of fisting.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:12, closed)

"ticked the box"
An appropriate expression.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:14, closed)

HANG ON, WHOA, FUCKING HOLD IT A MINUTE.
We've got the Honda Accord of Justice, I think it's now time for the HONDA MOPED OF SEXUAL VICTORY!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:27, closed)