Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Copy and PastedPlot Synopsis of shite rom-com which at some point includes a marriage. Oh the hilarity.
Bunch of dick-skippers.
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They should all be b&, m8(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:45,
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When you say "They"To who exactly do you refer? As I have had bad previous experiences agreeing with such general statements, borne from a misplaced and banal sense of politeness.
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All the dick-skippers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:08,
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So, dick-skippersinclude heterosexual men, and homosexual women?
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and guys long enough to play "jump rope" with it?(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:58,
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YepAnyone who literally or metaphorically 'skips the dick'. I am not sexist when it comes to dick skipping. I am sex-iest.
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Here, let me help you outwww.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=10505
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Zuowan, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 6:04,
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Yeah, not clicking that.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 7:34, closed)
I'd prefer If you ignored yourself.
However, I believe your posts provide a vital service, in that they make everyone else's so much more entertaining by comparison. So thank you for your sterling work, keep it up you greasy little tit-fart.
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