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Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.

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pedantic twat alert
Do you mean GHOTI?
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:10, 3 replies)
Photi.
ph as in photo
o as in women
ti as in station.

Is that right?
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:12, closed)
And
GH as in enough (inuff).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:13, closed)

*facepalm*

(again)
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:13, closed)
you and me both

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:20, closed)
Surely women isn't pronounced "wimmin"
Or am I doing it wrong?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:38, closed)
What if there are 3 women sucking my cock?
How do you pronounce it then?
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:09, closed)
I'd pronounce it "youluckbastard"
Ok, got you.

EDIT: Actually I'm being a massive spaz, women vs woman. The first is obviously wimmin. I should sleep more.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:42, closed)
Yes.
Mind PHOTI would work too.

But yes I do. I can't remember - it was 15 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:12, closed)
PHOTI has the fractional disadvantage for Shaw's purposes
that PH actually looks like how it sounds. It's GHOTI, folks.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:26, closed)
Indeed it is
I have the fingers to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:19, closed)
Aiee! Goatee fingers!
That's just unnatural!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:28, closed)
Better than goatse fingers
...but then so is almost anything
(flimflam_machine, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:36, closed)
I use 'GHOTI'
when I'm teaching Poems from other Cultures and Traditions.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:28, closed)

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