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Please Delete My Account
..or tell me how I can delete the talk board account myself. Because I think I must've seen every nook and corner of the website by now and I seriously can't find 'it'.

Thanks in advance :).
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
You really should blame me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
Tell everyone that it's my fault that you're leaving.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)

lol, it's no-one's fault...nobody but mine's anyway haha...no, a lot has changed and I am kind of too busy nowadays to watch the forums each day. It's been a jolly good time but alas, times change.

besides, you know the fuzz with 'social networking' and 'workplaces' today...bosses literally google your name, and thus the need has arisen to 'clean up' my 'google profile', haha :/

what a stupid, crazy world we live in eh
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
You were a twenty year old virgin?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
You fucking lurker cunt. People like you make me sick.
Join in or fuck off, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)

as you can tell from the 2 posts I made, I do not have much interesting to tell...
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
That's not stopped most people.
What makes you so damned special?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)

heh, nothing at all
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
Why don't you just leave it go then?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)

good point. it's been fun times, i'll still click some links in the newsletter occasionally and see what you folks brew up next :)

goodbye ladies and gentleman.
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:59, archived)
That sounds a bit suicidey.
You've made your talk debut tonight, surely you can't just piss off? Though many people have done it before you.


I'm in a right nice mood tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)

Heh, I don't know, all I really want is an option to have my b3ta talk board account revoked. Just thought I'd ask here since there doesn't seem to be any such option on the site itself.
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
Fair enough. You'll have to gaz cr3 to do it I expect.
Doubt he's about at this time though.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:14, archived)
Yeah, those bastard bosses and their literally doing things
why don't you literally fuck off, you illiterate cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
When the fuck did Google become a verb?
Shit needs some sorting out. Proper.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
Who did you fall out with?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
Who are you? Wait, I don't care. Carry on.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
Or, OR
just don't come here.

It's really that simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
HELLO QOTW POSTER
YOU'RE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
Well done Friz, you really captured the mood.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
Me
I don't know why I even bother with this place any more
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
Maybe you should leave, forever.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
i wish to god i could click this twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
Will do
Bye x



As it's my last post on /talk and all, might as well let some TRUTH let loose

I love b3ta. I love talk, banter, and the main board. Hell, I feel it an honour I've been funny enough to earn eight undeserved front pages. Which is awesome, but it's not everything. I feel like I've outgrown "lol, internet". I need to be more mature. I need to get a clue.

But, I feel I need to leave. Properly leave. I've a kid on the way, and jobs-a-plenty, and a contract with a theatre company on the way. I think I need to start to leave stuff like Social Networking behind whilst I try and concentrate on more worthwhile things.

I've no bad things to say about anyone. The two best people on this site are Donkey Gums and Wormulus. Seriously.

Right. I will see the rest of you in a year's time. As for now - tata.

PS. For those who I keep talking to via gaz, I will continue chatting. I will still need advice about parenthood, etc. I still love all of you.

PPS. LOL FRIZ FLOUNCED. No. Not true. Just taking a break for a while.

PPPS. FRIZ YOU CUNT. STOP BOASTING ABOUT YOUR FRONT PAGES. Urm.. do you wanna read the full sentence? I say that I didn't deserve them. But, why ruin a good joke, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
I hope to fuck this is the truth.
And Wormulus? Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
hahahahaha
yeah see you in a bit Friz.
PS hahahahaha yeah see you in a bit Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
I've won, finally.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
*massive high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
Well done. It's something we all wish we could claim.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:23, archived)
dont let the door hit your arse on the way out
you unfunny, attention seeking, moon-faced prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
See you later on a different account, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
Hold on...
isn't PleaseDeleteThisAccount Friz?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
Almost definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
CHANGE YOUR NAME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
I'm willing to bet you'll be back within 24 hours. I hope I get odds of around 3/1.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
OI, SHITHEAD WHAT ABOUT ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
Good luck you fat boring poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
8 front pages
loads of work and a baby on the way? I'm amazed he's got the time for bumfun.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:12, archived)
LOOK AT ME, I GOT EIGHT FRONT PAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
He said they were undeserved
still, EIGHT OF THE FUCKERS. EIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
He edited it.
Meh, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
I am looking forward to future edits.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
Give it an unlimited amount of time
and the original post will be the complete works of Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
i have eight front pages,
and to be honest, in terms of b3ta, i would consider that an absolute failure.
still, don't mean to piss on his parade. well done! eight whole front pages! and he manages to have a job and get someone up the duff! hard work indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
Now he's edited it to say they were undeserved.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
The cunt will be doing vanity searches for his username
on a daily basis, even if he doesn't post.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:28, archived)
haha.
christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:35, archived)
Such a gracious soul.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:36, archived)
he is one of the great misunderstood artists of our time.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
We should totally appreciate him, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
WE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
We read the full sentance.
It was the fact that you felt the need to mention your EIGHT FRONT PAGES that marks you out as a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:27, archived)
true dat

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:32, archived)
i particularly like the idea of stopping posting,
but just replying to everything, just by editting a post you already made.
it is quite special.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
it is difficult to argue with the rest of the sentence though.
he does need to grow the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
Bye bye Friz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
I agree
Wormulus is definitely the best person on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
Delete yourself from life while your at it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
Oh man
you should totally become a comedy account and we could all rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
What the fuck is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
hello loser

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)