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Cheers for the support "friends".
What the fuck would I do with a used dildo?
Fuck the lot of you.
Goodbye.
Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
I believe this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
If he was really leaving it wouldn't be one thread, it would be so many that someone would have to ban him.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
In fact, this is all being done to get a rise out of New People's Mod Manolith, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
not had a single gaz about any of this
it's well easy being a mod
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
See you tomorrow then.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
don't go balders!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
OKAY!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
don't say sausages

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
nnnnnnnn.....nnn.n...nnnn..SAUSAGES
fuck that's harder than you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
BALDMONKEY FOR MOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
You could turn it into a musical instrument?
Anyway punching a wall is probably worse than stealing a dildo.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
look... if you let me get on your wife I'll believe you..

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
stuff it up your bum, lick it, sniff it, or sell it on eBay?
run around a car park wearing a towel round your neck holding it aloft pretendin you're the king of Waki?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
You'd do this:
achewood.com/comic.php?date=12032007
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
He'll be lurking right now watching out for the
"oh no don't go" posts
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
Still waiting...

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
We've been burnt too many times bm, it's hard to open up again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
please dont go.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
oh no don't go

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)
funny how you and two hats aren't posting at the same time anymore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
oh you fucking spanner.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
Oi!
Only I'm allowed to call my internet-adopted-son a spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
you awful trolling racist.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
Yes, That'll be me.
Hi Jan, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
alright ta. we cashed in the spare change jar and there was forty quid.
CURRY TONIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
Excellent.
Either you have a bigger jar than me or you put more than just coppers in it, mine was only a fiver last time I cashed it in. More exciting jar news as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
You fucking Spanner.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
I HATE YOU

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
No you don't son, you're just angry right now.
The good news it Daddy Darth has said I can keep you, so that's good, isn't it? But you do need to stop being a tedious little shitwit or we'll have to send you back to the home.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
do my best, dad
can has pocket money?

this is sounding seriously fucking creepy btw
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
OK lad *hands over 50p* don't spend it all at once.


You're telling me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
Jesus Fucking Christ
There's less Drama on Sky Living. And it's more believable, too.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)

If you go, then I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
re-enact Rachel Ryan's famous double penetration scene in the classic porn movie "Moonlusting 2"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
what is so special about it?

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
they're both in her bumhole. IN SPACE.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
It's got Rachel Ryan pretending to be a maid to seduce Tracey Lords so that they can tell her husband,
the famed actor John Leslie, that she (Miss Lords) is a cheating whore, but what really happens is a massive lez-off before the bell boy joins in for a bumming session with Miss Ryan before Lords stuffs a dildo up there too. Miss Ryan takes it all but doesn't get the evidence she needs, and the case is closed. It's a vintage detective thriller with an erotic twist AAAA+++ would wank again.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
to be fair,
Twohats hasn't just been getting loads of support, I don't think most people know whether to believe you, him or neither of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
two hats can proper fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
woah,
What the fuck? They've both acted like children here. Don't start taking sides, if you had left it he wouldn't have felt pressured in to doing something stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
back the fuck up there, pigsy.
you don't know as much as you think you do.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
ARE YOU THE WALL!?!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
I AM THE MOTHERHECKING WALL, YO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
it just seems to mr there is no need to get on twohats back,
You're making it worse, and that makes you a prick too.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
I think they should both fuck off and grow up.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
I'd like you to believe me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
I believe SPB is the bible for future generations of the internet.
All hail Theoban.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
I might do one about you and janet's boobies

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
don't you fucking DARE.
remember, theo. i'll see you at the xmas bash, and i'll HURT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
Gonna be sweeeeeeet
Get beaten up by Janet, best Crimbo ever
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
you reckon her mimsy has dreadlocks too?
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
i hope you have nightmares.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
living this far apart from you,
Is one constant nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
It looks like the predator when he's screaming after arnie's stabbed it
except arnie is your penis
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
i have a serious boner right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
It's all cooked up drama

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
It's part of the ratings war against /board

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
true or false,
It's entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
I hope the dildo ends up in it's rightful gash

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
i know who to believe because i am a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
I like you BM, I really do.
But you're being a bit of a prick here.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
Please tell me you said "Bring on the wall" before punching it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)