morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 6:51, archived)

'ning

( arsefez is back, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:23, archived)

alright arsey
Top name.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:39, archived)

morbs horbs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:48, archived)

shazza!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)

yeah yeah stop going on

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:48, archived)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:52, archived)

alrizzle me nizzle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

MORNING

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:12, archived)

You don't really live up to your username.
Well, not in text anyway - I've seen your face and it certainly DOES match the username.

SICK BURN.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)

h

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)

alright

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:26, archived)

alright ger, another bright new day dawns

( mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)

both kids are at school, mongo
not sure how I feel about this
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)

won't be long until they're pregnant/in borstal

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:55, archived)

and the whole house will be mine again! score!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)

:D

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)

I'm inclined to keep one around, to care for me in my dotage.
One of mine, obviously, not one of yours.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)

best thing is to get rid of them and then lure one back out of guilt later on.

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)

That sounds like a shortcut to a few months of intense resentment,
culminating in a pillow over my face.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)

Old?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:59, archived)

my mate was a grandad at thirty
I was old before I even started.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)

Your mate sounds like he might be a bit on the chav side...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)

a bit?
He was a charming fucker but thick as owt ... and his son seems to have been the same.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)

An inevitable outcome.
We need to stop charging for education. Acceptable loss.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)

morning

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:46, archived)

morning mr h and /talk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)

alright tangles

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)

hey manols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)

Early riser.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)