Before you sit down to resolve all the ways you'll solve yourself in 2015, take a few minutes to celebrate who you are and what you have accomplished in 2014. Here's how to do that. Actually get out a piece of paper (or create a nourishing space with a friend or loved one) and answer the golden question I asked above. Here, I'll ask it again:
What have you created that you really love?
NOTE: This is NOT another gratitude list. Nor is this about noticing all the gifts from others or the universe (though these are both wonderful practices, but for another time). Now it's about you ... and the results you create every day.
You might have items on your list like:
• I have people in my life who love me.
• I hold down a job and I get myself there.
• I finished that project that was challenging for me.
• I figured out how to use my new smartphone.
• I got outside and soaked in the sun.
• I found PJs that are soft and warm.
• I made sure my dog/cat/guinea pig/other pet was always well-fed.
• I told a joke and everyone in the room laughed.
• I put together a playlist that makes me happy.
• I took risks.
• I noticed beauty.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 7:25, archived)
What the fuck is this HERESY?
No. I hate everyone.
No. I'm never gonna work another day in my life.
No. This is meaningless bullshit for worker drones.
No. My Phillips Savvy still works fine, ta.
No. I don't want skin cancer.
No. I like the cold and Pyjamas are for children and cunts, and don't even get me started on that whole adult baby "onesie" thing, any cunt that owns one of those deserves gassing and shooting in the face, TWICE if they "own one 'ironically'".
No. Cruelty to dumb animals is only marginally less fun than cruelty to dumb humans
No. I'm not your fucking Stewart Lee, I see no need to amuse a roomful of cunts that I'd probably despise.
No. I only ever listen to SLAYER: Angel Of Death. Constantly.
No. I made OTHER idiots take risks.
No. What I noticed was sluts and harlots. AND GOD TOLD ME TO PUNISH THEM ALL! At least I think that's what he said. God mumbles like Marlon Brando.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
No. I hate everyone.
No. I'm never gonna work another day in my life.
No. This is meaningless bullshit for worker drones.
No. My Phillips Savvy still works fine, ta.
No. I don't want skin cancer.
No. I like the cold and Pyjamas are for children and cunts, and don't even get me started on that whole adult baby "onesie" thing, any cunt that owns one of those deserves gassing and shooting in the face, TWICE if they "own one 'ironically'".
No. Cruelty to dumb animals is only marginally less fun than cruelty to dumb humans
No. I'm not your fucking Stewart Lee, I see no need to amuse a roomful of cunts that I'd probably despise.
No. I only ever listen to SLAYER: Angel Of Death. Constantly.
No. I made OTHER idiots take risks.
No. What I noticed was sluts and harlots. AND GOD TOLD ME TO PUNISH THEM ALL! At least I think that's what he said. God mumbles like Marlon Brando.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:29, archived)
I like the second post better
But slayer are shit
And I am not a noob
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
But slayer are shit
And I am not a noob
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
yes yes yes
My animals were all well fed
Then I ate them all
I noticed loveliness
It was my own
Oh the world is full of amazing people and joy
:-)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:45, archived)
My animals were all well fed
Then I ate them all
I noticed loveliness
It was my own
Oh the world is full of amazing people and joy
:-)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:45, archived)
Hooray! My fucking Christmas Tree went!
I set the fucker on fire. Happy b3ta everyone.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
I set the fucker on fire. Happy b3ta everyone.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
I do love a bit of world's strongest man, and I wish they'd bring kickstart back, people wobbling off scafold planks was xmas,
You can disagree if you want, ive said my piece
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
You can disagree if you want, ive said my piece
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
i used to watch world's strongest man when i was a kid
magnus ver magnusson was the don
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
magnus ver magnusson was the don
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
there's a fella in wwe who is billed as 'the world's strongest man' as he set some weightlifting records in the 90s that still haven't been beaten
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 22:03, archived)
WAH - WAH - WAH
WAHWAHWAHWAH WAH - WAH - WAH- WAH - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
was the theme music to Kickstart
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 22:01, archived)
WAHWAHWAHWAH WAH - WAH - WAH- WAH - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
was the theme music to Kickstart
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 22:01, archived)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)
Are you saying that Gilgy's a squeaky-voiced, charismaless prick Grrry?
*Thinks about it for a bit*
Yeah, you're right.
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
*Thinks about it for a bit*
Yeah, you're right.
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
i thought that said 'christmasless'
but no, you're correct. carry on
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)
but no, you're correct. carry on
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)
I just wrote a really witty and intelligent thread on my laptop
But because I changed my username on my phone and was too pissed to remember what it was it wouldnt let me post it.
Fucking mods
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 3:19, archived)
But because I changed my username on my phone and was too pissed to remember what it was it wouldnt let me post it.
Fucking mods
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 3:19, archived)
Anyone seen my toy helicopter? I lost it somewhere near
Indonesia where that planned went missing...lol
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
Indonesia where that planned went missing...lol
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned planned
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)
( , Mon 29 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)
Nobody bought me the Ethernet cable I wanted!
I only asked for a 1m cable!
www.chord.co.uk/product/chord-sarum-ethernet-tuned-aray/
:-(
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 19:12, archived)
I only asked for a 1m cable!
www.chord.co.uk/product/chord-sarum-ethernet-tuned-aray/
:-(
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 19:12, archived)
I got about ten of these but threw them out as I didn't them.
Shame really.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
Shame really.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
AND A FIGGY PUDDING
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:37, archived)
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
WE ALL LIKE A FIGGY PUDDING
AND A FIGGY PUDDING
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:37, archived)
make it a Seinfeld Christmas
soundcloud.com/jetaimeabelard/seinwave
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
soundcloud.com/jetaimeabelard/seinwave
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
can't help feeling I'd derive more enjoyment from that if I'd ever seen Seinfeld
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
Kay Burley hot footing it to Asia to tell relatives of the missing that they are "probably dead", followed by "how does that make you feel?"
Afternoon. Hope you had a good xmas.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
Afternoon. Hope you had a good xmas.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
dunno who that is.
are all missing people probably dead or just Asians?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
are all missing people probably dead or just Asians?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
She's the worlds most sensitive TV reporter.
Are you suggesting that all the non asian passengers were on a mission of racially motivated slaughter, and that they are probably cannibaling it it up on an island somewhere?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
Are you suggesting that all the non asian passengers were on a mission of racially motivated slaughter, and that they are probably cannibaling it it up on an island somewhere?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 22:00, archived)
There was Easter chocolates out on fucking display in my local co-op LAST WEEK mongy.
3 fucking days BEFORE xmas and they'd ALREADY put out the Easter shit.
Sometimes I think the Taliban were right.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
3 fucking days BEFORE xmas and they'd ALREADY put out the Easter shit.
Sometimes I think the Taliban were right.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
when i used to work in co-op, we'd put the creme eggs out on boxing day
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
me too
i've got a pint of christmas beer here
to be honest it's not really better than their regular stuff but i went for it because christmas
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
i've got a pint of christmas beer here
to be honest it's not really better than their regular stuff but i went for it because christmas
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
general rule of thumb:
if you're well enough to tell people you have the flu, you do not have the flu.
Now kill yourself.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
if you're well enough to tell people you have the flu, you do not have the flu.
Now kill yourself.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
Now
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 11:56, archived)
Now hold on. If brbaldmonkey kills himself, who's gonna tell you to put about your bins?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)
In fairness I spent nearly a week writhing in agony and hallucinating before getting the strength to post on a comedy text based forum.
Mostly clearing my lungs and feeling slightly dizzy now.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
Mostly clearing my lungs and feeling slightly dizzy now.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
well this Xmas Santa sorted me out with a good seeing to
so I'm on board with this
( , Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
so I'm on board with this
( , Sat 27 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
And you fucking replying needily to a reply on b3ta you bad sad fuck
Oh and yeah I replied needily to his needy reply.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 5:39, archived)
Oh and yeah I replied needily to his needy reply.
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 5:39, archived)
I was in the juicer Mr Sad Colon
I think the last time you put me on ignore it was because I touched a nerve and asked you...do you have a girlfriend yet? I will now expand said question to include the variable of "boyfriend"
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 5:41, archived)
I think the last time you put me on ignore it was because I touched a nerve and asked you...do you have a girlfriend yet? I will now expand said question to include the variable of "boyfriend"
( , Sun 28 Dec 2014, 5:41, archived)
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