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That's 3 of the last 4 QOTWs I've won. It's not worth bothering with any more.
What are you a natural winner at?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:54, archived)
replying first to grrmachine threads

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:58, archived)
VICTORY MEDAL
i.imgur.com/AenYRXo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:04, archived)
\o/ best day of my life
i.imgur.com/pnWo3.png
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 19:23, archived)
congratulations, you're king of the spastics
apparently i'm a natural winner at dropping my fucking phone down a fucking fire escape and cracking the fucking screen
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:24, archived)
people really shouldn't be fucking on fire escapes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:27, archived)
it's the thrill of potentially being caught
or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:43, archived)

+ alight
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:50, archived)
I thought my phone was fucked earlier but it turns out there's an invert colour option, Dunno why

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:54, archived)
fucking spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:46, archived)
Fucking spastics on fire escapes?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
i dont fucking know.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:00, archived)
I'm a spastic for being a raconteur
You're a weapons-grade bellend for destroying a valuable piece of equipment while dicking around in a place you shouldn't even have been, you dribbling retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
a raconteur? you won a gold medal at a primary school sports day

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 16:43, archived)
I too fail to see how telling flamboyant stories from your youth makes him a raconteur

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:22, archived)
It's not like I can tell flamboyant stories from my future, is it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 17:32, archived)
Still not a raconteur, racoon maybe

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 20:26, archived)
life in general

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:32, archived)
You can't win QOTW, Grrry.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:41, archived)
I can win in the sense of showing everyone else just how mundane the most interesting parts of their lives are
That's a victory in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
how come your boring car story wins but my exciting car park story always loses?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:47, archived)
The only interesting thing that happens in car parks is a bit of unenthusiastic geriatric dogging
and you didn't write about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
the Prophecy, the Prophecy!
you're THE ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 14:51, archived)
Pretty sure I'll get made a mod at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:20, archived)
clicking your QOTW posts multiple times using sockpuppet accounts

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
It's her birthday on Tuesday
I've got her a load of shit that she probably won't like.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:46, archived)
There's no excuse

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:54, archived)
"Aww mate," croaked the drunken squirrel
"this hangover's doing me nut".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:59, archived)
I got her a load of shit she will like
You heartless prick.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:08, archived)
BBC News quiz
3/5

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33556399/emoji-news-quiz-of-the-week-17-july
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:22, archived)
This is the sort of quiz where you win by getting 0/5

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:24, archived)
did you get 0/5?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:56, archived)
no :,(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:11, archived)
loser

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:25, archived)
at 2/5, I still did better/worse than you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:51, archived)
you may have won the battle...

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:05, archived)
I got her a t-shirt
nothing else. She was thrilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:22, archived)
although to be fair, I got her pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:24, archived)
Unlikely
she's infertile.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:33, archived)
My sperm doesn't need an egg to reproduce

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:54, archived)
Maybe that's what happened to me then...
... turns out I'd got her up the duff...
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:55, archived)
I got her nothing
NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:22, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:33, archived)
ooer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 11:41, archived)
were you hoping she'd try it on?
you pervert
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:08, archived)
I heard he got it in Abundance

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:09, archived)
It was more of a Cake Disco

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 12:34, archived)
*obligatory Rocky Horror groans*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 13:05, archived)
I need a new office chair
What features should a good chair have?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:03, archived)
somewhere to sit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:06, archived)
revolutionary

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:13, archived)
hardly

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:14, archived)
yeah, you want a spinny one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:15, archived)
It's a chair, not a fucking yo-yo
That said, I've got 3 square metres of desk spaces to navigate around, so wheels are fairly important.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:29, archived)
everyone enjoys a good spinny chair
you miserable shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:32, archived)
I imagine this would suit you
www.hexjam.com/uk/sex-relationships/hello-i-won-a-6-foot-dildo-throne-this-is-my-story
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:10, archived)
Yes, I expect your imagination is filled with hundreds upon hundreds of dildos

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:13, archived)
Get one of those orthopaedic kneeling affairs.
They look like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:13, archived)
They also make you look like a massive bellend
There were two hipsters in the old editorial department; one used a orthopedic chair, and the other sat on a yoga ball. Fuck them both.

The missus picked up a coil-sprung stool from her old office, which is great if you want to be the office Zebedee
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
Friend of mine works in marketing and got given a ball to replace her chair.
First time she reached out to grab something, the ball rolled her onto the floor. I'm glad I work somewhere more sensible, although certain people keep floating the idea of standing desks (or treadmills for the fitness freaks).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:34, archived)
Anyone working in marketing deserves any misfortune that befalls them.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:52, archived)
And she votes Conservative.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:55, archived)
adjustable legs and decent mud feet
these aint bad www.nashtackle.co.uk/products/view/indulgence-recliner
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:14, archived)

mud tiger

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:15, archived)
dunno, that recliner ratchet mechanism looks a bit flimsy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
nah mate it's a good strong system, think about it's target customers, normally 20st builders

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
fair do's
I'd probably need the Daddy Long Legs though
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:22, archived)
i'm surprised they've done away with the bungee elastic support webbing tho, if you can still find one with that they are better

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:21, archived)
the bit you sit on should be able to slide back and forward

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)

cdn.instructables.com/F99/0T8B/FJ4VI9OI/F990T8BFJ4VI9OI.LARGE.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:47, archived)

www.racechairs.com/Recaro_Profi_XL_p/rec004.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
Yeah, seen loads like that
But I can get a decent recaro from a Mondeo or even an Audi S8 for 50 quid, and it's not much work to bolt that to a standard office chair base.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:57, archived)
Can't you just hang around the office late and steal the best one one of your colleagues has.
Saves you a lot of hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:49, archived)
I only work in an office one day a week
and I take the underground home. I'm not wheeling an Ikea Markus chair onto the Warsaw Metro.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
Although it would be rather amusing as the train approached each station.
And the chair rolled down the carriages, since there's no partitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
See, that could be great fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
^^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:11, archived)
happy birthday, piggles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:58, archived)
Thanks Mano

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:05, archived)
doing anything fun?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:18, archived)
Drinks tonight, long walk with the dogs to clear hangover, then family over for a bbq
You are of course welcome. All my forum chums are.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:47, archived)
WOOooOOOOooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:57, archived)
Morning.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 7:53, archived)
No, I'm not morning
I wonder if manolith's alright. It sounded like Portsmouth was breaking away from Hampshire and floating off into the Solent, in a dreary copy of Jose Saramago's "The Stone Raft".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:13, archived)
I'm fine thanks
JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:16, archived)
go play batman

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:18, archived)
I plan to
How are you, MONO?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:25, archived)
sleepy
you?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:27, archived)
Alright I suppose
Got to go to another bloody school show thing today. It'll be 3 minutes of my son and then 57 minutes of other children that I couldn't give two shits about.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:29, archived)
leave after your son does his bit.
simple
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:32, archived)
but what if he's last MONO?
WHAT IF HE'S LAST???
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:33, archived)
Should've raised him to be a winner, 2Hats.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
with THESE genes?
give me a break
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
Turn up 57 minutes in.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
this isn't helping
I wish I was a deadbeat dad. They don't have to do ANYTHING. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:43, archived)
My girlfriend's ex husband is exactly that.
Worse actually, because he thinks he's a great dad.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:57, archived)
I thought you lived in Portsdown or whatever scummy off-island place your sort of weirdo inhabits

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:28, archived)
How dare you
I live in Copnor
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:31, archived)
haha! Copnor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:32, archived)
I used to live in Hilsea
How the mighty have fallen
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:33, archived)
I have also lived in Buckland
that was grim
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
I bet you still stuff your fat face at the Toby Carvery though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
on Green Lane?
Fuck that, it's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)
manolith lives in Portsmouth?
As if I needed any more reasons never to go there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:24, archived)
manolith is ten times the fat bearded internet shut-in that you'll ever be
or something
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:26, archived)
Well he is very tall

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:28, archived)
it's cool
you're not welcome here
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
everybody stop panicking
i am ok
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:40, archived)
I heard the thunder last night but it sounded like it was miles away
much further away than you are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:43, archived)
sounded close to me
I was fwighteneded :(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:59, archived)
this wasn't thunder, man
it was a sustained vibration that happened quite a while before the clouds gathered
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:15, archived)
probably aliens then

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:28, archived)
yeah
morning
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:21, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:22, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:22, archived)
MONO! has posted a morning thread.
monster munch has read the morning thread.
monster munch has replied to the morning thread.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:29, archived)
All of this checks out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:31, archived)
Two Hats has verified monster munch's post

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:33, archived)
MONO! has read monster munch's reply.
MONO! has replied to monster munch's reply.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:33, archived)
monster munch is reading all of these in the voice of Dobby the house elf.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)

in the voice of while dressed as
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:47, archived)
Grrrmachine has given monster munch clothes!
monster munch is free!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:03, archived)
I just couldn't stand the sight of your shriveled little elf cock dangling in the breeze any longer.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 9:40, archived)
Dream feeds...
700 channels. The only thing worth watching is Family Guy. I am not quite sure who that says more about.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:53, archived)
Ive had enough of that, what have yo blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:15, archived)
I didn't even know who olympic hero Bruce kenner was, so I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:21, archived)
His daughters seem to be in on it with blah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:22, archived)
The Hulk?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:26, archived)
Looks like Steven Tyler
Only in a dress and with fewer wrinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 8:12, archived)
something weird just happened
my whole flat just shook
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:33, archived)
Our house does every time a bus passes.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:48, archived)
yeah but this went on for way too long and there was nothing outside the window
it's deffo aliens
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:04, archived)
Earthquake, or maybe a sinkhole.
Best stand outside for a bit, lest your house sink into the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
not going to bed until I know he's okay :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:11, archived)
it's still standing
i'll report in again in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:37, archived)
Maybe you just had a seizure

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 0:27, archived)
Hello
Cars leaking oil
off to the gym in a bit
might have a beer tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:13, archived)
Shittest. Haiku. EVAR.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:14, archived)

Big healthy turd logs

Oh no, no toilet paper

Turn on the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:16, archived)

Wanking on the bog
Might as well do a shit too
Flushing water saved
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:20, archived)

poetry is shit
shitty shitty shitty shit
shit for fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:29, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:47, archived)
!
poor vladimir
the poster
who once shed a tear
on an international online forum
full of philistinism
in the form of an emoticon
they expressed their despair
at the current quality
of shit online poetry
to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 20:31, archived)
and it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 21:25, archived)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 22:44, archived)
*guitar solo*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)

had a wank today
used kitchen paper
shouldn't flush that though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:30, archived)
fucking cunt bastard
spastic horse slasher cunt twat
fucking shitcunt faggot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:07, archived)
ah, the old '5, 7, 6' convention

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7829400
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)
Fuck off you big gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:26, archived)

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)

my light brown floater
pride of the bristol stool chart
flushes easily
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:11, archived)
ok ok o
k ok ok ok
ok ok o
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:34, archived)
what kind of oil?
depending on the engine
semi-synthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:50, archived)
are you a brummie or something? how many syllables do you use to say oil?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 19:48, archived)
Does anyone here like horses?
I am off to the GG's this weekend.

What should I expect apart from lots of pissed up wankers?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
Gambling.
You're going to lose.
It's for fools.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 17:07, archived)
I am pretty much resigned to losing already

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)
Anyone got a favourite buttress?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:42, archived)
flying
/thread
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:44, archived)
cor yeah
got a favourite example?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:52, archived)
of the google image results for 'flying buttress'
this is probably my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:03, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:24, archived)
I like big buttresses and I cannot lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
memory foam

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:50, archived)
I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:54, archived)
so how are you celebrating world snake day?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:45, archived)
going out for a night on the (rep)tiles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:52, archived)
Is it snakey joke time?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:54, archived)
that's all I've got

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:56, archived)
well I think we've all done our bit to raise awareness of snake conservation, except mono, he's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:31, archived)
pint of cobra?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:02, archived)
Gonna get pithed

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:04, archived)
are we doing citrus jokes now?
cos that one was a bit of a lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:11, archived)
No need to be so bitter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:32, archived)
Snakebite?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:05, archived)
fangs for the help guys

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:05, archived)
Rattler for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:06, archived)
I have whacked no snakes, today.
I do hope my restraint is appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:52, archived)
Might do something with my trouser-snake later.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:02, archived)
Gonna draw some graphs about snake data
But I ain't gonna use pie charts or line graphs or bar graphs, no way man.

I'm gonna venn'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:06, archived)
beating one off.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 14:08, archived)
I've spent the whole day researching snake jokes
but I'm not allowed to tell you any
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
Why's that?
Did you sign a non-dissssclosure agreement?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 16:15, archived)
going for a poo
save my seat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:31, archived)
toilet seat?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:35, archived)
you can catch it from toilet seats you know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:41, archived)
My nan thought you could catch it from loose change
she didn't play the tuppenny nudger for 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:46, archived)
i feel like this post was deliberately constructed to be suggestive

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:56, archived)
While that appears to be the case
It's entirely true. Even the tuppenny nudger bit. It's the only thing she plays in the arcade.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:58, archived)
any innuendo therein is just a happy accident

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:58, archived)
it's not even 11am and already this forum is awash with filth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:58, archived)
Ahh, takes me back to my boyhood in Margate
strolling along the seafront to the sound of a hundred tuppenny nudgers, all beckoning the punters into the gloomy arcades with their high-pitch squeals and promises of hidden treasure.

And I always went in and spunked whatever change I had in my pocket, and came out drenched in sweat with nothing to show for my labours, stiff and bruised yet hungry for just one more go.

I fucking love Sega Rally.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:00, archived)
i played pac-man air hockey at one of the southsea arcades the other day

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:02, archived)
i learn't the cheat code for bubble bobble in margate, when i returned home to rinse the local arcades machine i was seen as a hero

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:06, archived)
lucky it was the same in your local machines

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:08, archived)
i'm surprised tatio put cheats in
www.gamefaqs.com/arcade/583720-bubble-bobble/cheats
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:12, archived)
they do it so the developers can test things, i believe

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:37, archived)
Sometimes they do it for the end user.
But that was the initial intention. Though a few cheats are nothing more than bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:41, archived)
probably more so, now,
probably in old arcades you could never be entirely sure exactly how a game was going to behave until you put the whole thing together in the cabinet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:48, archived)
Me and my nan would enter the arcades with no money,
find a discarded 2p and play those machines for an hour or so. Happy times.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:15, archived)
welcome to b3ta.com/arcadenanmemories

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:29, archived)
I remember when they first got Space Harrier at south parade pier
It was the big sit-down job.

www.arcade-museum.com/images/108/1088284893.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:33, archived)
It was certainly the first moving arcade machine I ever played on
Not sure if it was the first one ever though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:37, archived)
A few years ago I played on a go kart machine, it threw you around so violently I nearly got whiplash.
It's at the Haynes Motor Museum
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:43, archived)
Gauntlet was the first 4 player co-op game I remember, eh readers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:43, archived)
I was on holiday the first time I found a gauntlet machine.
I used all my money playing that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:43, archived)
For me it was either ninja turtles or simpsons

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:49, archived)
same
except it was definitely simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:50, archived)
that kind of game
the scrolling beat em up, is still one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:50, archived)
golden axe was good, i liked that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:54, archived)
I have completed golden axe and streets of rage more times than I could even count.
brilliant games
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:02, archived)
yer
that, streets of rage and shinobi rarely left my mega drive
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:18, archived)
here, relive your yoot
game-oldies.com/play-online/golden-axe-coin-op-arcade
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:21, archived)
Nah I liked the arcade version

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:22, archived)
that is the arcade version, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:30, archived)
That Ninja Turtles game was almost the highlight of our first Butlins trip.
Remember Loki? Platform game with a spitting monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:55, archived)
you mean 'toki'?
game-oldies.com/play-online/toki-coin-op-arcade
here, go nuts
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:20, archived)
Most arcade games looked more fun than they actually were.
I'd rather not chance it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:30, archived)
FINE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:40, archived)
I played that
on my own
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:03, archived)
When I was a lad, I thought Final Fight was THE BEST THING EVAR!
No idea what my nan would have thought of it, as she was dead by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:50, archived)
"catch what, an anus full of razor wire?!"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:10, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:08, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:10, archived)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 11:13, archived)
I just did a poo
and spent more time wiping my thigh than I did my sphincter. I don't know what went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:39, archived)
did you forget to sit down?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:43, archived)
maybe you caught splatterfarts off gonz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:45, archived)
Did you take literally the suggestion that you
shit it out your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 12:46, archived)
I think my knees are so fat they've got their own gravity field
it's hauling my turds sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:04, archived)
you might have a kinky aperture

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:11, archived)
Probably twisted his melon.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:21, archived)
Forget to lift the lid?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:18, archived)
Lol, rubbishbum.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 13:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:04, archived)
ahoy hoy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:19, archived)
i did get the chance to batman last night
hooray-a for me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:29, archived)
Yes, my console told me that you were playing it
It's always watching. Always
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:33, archived)
does your ps4 look like
this?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:05, archived)
You told me that picture was taken for own personal use ONLY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:39, archived)
and he personally used it to post on b3ta.
I'm not sure what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:40, archived)
aye

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:26, archived)
you sound like a lively individual

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:30, archived)
mornolith

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:27, archived)
has it turned up yet??

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:28, archived)
not yet, but then it isn't due for release until tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
what about batman?
whatman?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)
Turned up Tuesday
I have been playing almost constantly ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:36, archived)
I got this lp a few months ago, it's well good
youtu.be/p-XQgpj7Qnw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:45, archived)
oh, I rather like that
You certainly know how to push this cats buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:40, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
it's Sun Ra in disguise, with some members of the blues project

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
salutangles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:31, archived)
one week til my holiday!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:36, archived)
gay sex tourist?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
it's more of a family holiday, but you never know what might happen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:45, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:32, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:40, archived)
mornolith

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
Oz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)
mr hellorible

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
yo d00d

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:34, archived)
haha here he is!
Now we're in for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)
Hold on to your hats!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
friend meatsnake!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
friend [x]

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:42, archived)
drimble keeps on confusing me by having that in his sig

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:46, archived)
add him so it says
(baying cyber-mob a friend [x], Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:49, a friend [x] Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:49, archived)

These people are your fans, the people who are interested in what you are doing on b3ta. If you are also interested in what they are doing, you can use this screen to add them as friends.

Note that you can't stop someone being one of your fans.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:14, archived)
You cannot see what your friends like, as noone can see what you like.
Update your profile to share what you like with other b3tards, and enable this feature.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:18, archived)
There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:19, archived)

Friends' Activity
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:22, archived)
Ooh, I had four fans, now I have four friends.
I also cannot ignore any more people.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
Oh no!
Looks like my massive ignore list is preventing me having any friends. Woe!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
woah, how many people have you got on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/kAgcVV3X8ynug/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:53, archived)
I do love that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:57, archived)
What, everyone?
Bit slaggy, no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:07, archived)
Free love, my friend.
I'm a broad church.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:10, archived)
75 appears to be the limit.
My fans won't convert into friends. :(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:56, archived)
why so many?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:57, archived)
I think it's because I came back to b3ta via QOTW, and attempted to make it readable by filtering out the crap.
Something which I now realise was a hopeless endeavour. Should probably clear it, I expect they're all long gone, by now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:59, archived)
you poor fool

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:04, archived)
he's over sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:09, archived)
NO, I'M NOT!
Jesus, mongy, why must you be so hurtful?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:12, archived)
he's probably upset and autistic as well

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:28, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:44, archived)
mr horribley

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:50, archived)
ning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:36, archived)
you've got some nerve

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:37, archived)
haha, he's probably got loads of them!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:42, archived)
hello
yes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:37, archived)
nong

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:41, archived)
strikethrough N, replace with M

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:42, archived)
nomg

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:46, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
Hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 8:48, archived)
what's YOUR problem?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:05, archived)
My get up and go,
got up and went.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:39, archived)
well, the clue's in the name

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:28, archived)
it's the way i tell 'em

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:32, archived)
mongoliath

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 9:58, archived)
bumder

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:03, archived)

paul
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:23, archived)
you're playing a dangerous game, here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:35, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:37, archived)
poor Spacefish
trying to get back to Edinburgh from Manchester this evening, on the train.

Apparently, a rail replacement bus got him as far as Preston and once he got there they didn't think to replace it any further.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:41, archived)
Is he the unluckiest b3tan ever, or what?
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22poor+spacefish%22
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:42, archived)
well he did invent The Fear,
i think he maybe summoned some uncanny power
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:48, archived)
poor spacefish :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 22:05, archived)
lol
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22poo+spacefish%22
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 21:59, archived)
You could give me a globe and I wouldn't know understand

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 22:31, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 7:47, archived)
yeah, i don't think so
look at this fucking thing: the egg master

have kitchen gadgets 'gone too far'? what's the shittest one you've seen?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:47, archived)
that's the worst thing I've ever seen
and I've seen some fucking things
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:49, archived)
you just bought one, presumably?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:52, archived)
I only ever eat egg out of a cup

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:05, archived)
Mind you, wonder if you could fill it with a thick batter
and have doughnut sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:08, archived)
i'm sure you could, yeah
the article lists some of the recipe suggestions in the manual. clearly you didn't read it. i don't know WHY i bother
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:16, archived)
I just saw the egg cock and that was enough for me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:24, archived)
out of context lol click

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:44, archived)
I assume you don't have anything better to do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:24, archived)
well, duh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:56, archived)
I dunno
If you fit a cake-icing nozzle over the top you could make your own eggy nerf darts for firing breakfast straight into your friend's/children's/life partner's mouth each morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:53, archived)
Life partner?? GET IN THE FUCKING SEA

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:56, archived)
I'm not typing out boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/gimp
oh shit, just did
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:04, archived)
lolgutted

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:47, archived)
i'm not sure this is possible
buy one and try it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:59, archived)
Would you buy an air gun that shoots egg pellets?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:04, archived)
sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:16, archived)
imagine my eyes rolling over like a one-arm-bandit's wheels into eggs
then imagine dollar symbols rolling on top of the eggs.


KERCHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:41, archived)
how queer

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:00, archived)
Op

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:05, archived)
+pan gangnam style

bit of a dated reference, mat8e
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:16, archived)
Rhik, the guy who reviews all these daft products, is an old mate of mine.
I've heard of this egg master thing, it sounds utterly revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:25, archived)
He doesn't know as Mr. Tea, however:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jun/24/kitchen-gadgets-review-mr-tea-fred
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:27, archived)
rheckless rhik?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:43, archived)
Looks more like SikhRhik to me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:47, archived)
Nah, Rhik is neither bright orange nor,
to the best of my knowledge, a sex offender.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:51, archived)
Oh,
SikhRhik. Because he's Indian. Yes, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:13, archived)
*slow claps*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:29, archived)
Well he clearly isn't a Sikh and I don't think he's from a Sikh family,
so it's still a bit of a shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:41, archived)
That's weird, he looks exactly like my brother in law, Rik

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:33, archived)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
Fucking streetwalkers

(mingeswingers, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:39, archived)
How much did that cost?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:46, archived)
I went up to the 26th floor of a tower yesterday and looked down at my apartment
What's the highest you've been?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:08, archived)
Pluto

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:09, archived)
don't think so mate

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:25, archived)
I've been up the BT Tower a couple of times.
High up and rotating, what fun.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:11, archived)
Did you go there when it didn't exist?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
Yeah, and they made me a coffee from Heston Blumenthal's future coffee machine.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:27, archived)
How high is 26 floors roughly?
I've been up that shard thing in London. Didn't like it. Best high up place was the roof of one of the big at Stalinist seven sisters in Moscow. You can lean right out the windows and see all the big carved hammers and sickles and statues of Lenin and so on. We threw a paper aeroplane out and got shouted at by a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:17, archived)
Srs your a maintenance engineer and you don't know floor to ceiling heights? How do you know pump pressures are correct? Broken Britain

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:23, archived)
It's a fair point.
Slab to slab here is just shy of 4 metres. I was under the impression that there is no standard floor heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:13, archived)
must be an old building, old building normally 4, new builds around 3, you should of been able to make an informed guess, back to school with you piggy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:19, archived)
You're right, made myself look a little silly there.
It's fairly old, 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:31, archived)
The Warsaw version of the seven sisters buildings has the viewing balcony at 30 floors up
which is higher than all but one of the muscovite equivalents.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:23, archived)
about 90-100m at a rough guess

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:50, archived)
do you want a job as a maintenance engineer?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:51, archived)
new office blocks are normally slab to slab 3 meters so you are not far off, sometimes plant rooms on the top of buildings don't have the full 3m as that would be a waste, but congratulations you've got the job

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:59, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:04, archived)
I went in an aeroplane once, that was really high up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:22, archived)
I reckon you get homesick whenever you go outside the M25

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:24, archived)
As long as I don't leave Kent Im OK

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
My girlfriend finds Kent really charming
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
Kent is picturesque, and full of racists.
Something for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:28, archived)
It's the garden of england, no ball games, no blacks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:37, archived)
Full of Eastern Europeans, according to my Mum.
The state gives then free bicycles, and then they spend their time leading native girls astray, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:44, archived)
I'd forgotten what non-white people looked like
until I went for a walk in Broadstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:50, archived)
I'm always amused by how ethnically homogenous my birth town is.
Despite this, Mum claims to feel like a foreigner wherever she ventures into town. She grew up in Brixton, which I've always imagined to be a fairly diverse place.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:54, archived)
Maybe your mum is from Eritrea, or somewhere like that,
and feels like a foreigner in your home town because no-one else there is Eritrean.

Have you considered this possibility?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:14, archived)
hahaha, it's spelt Erith

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:16, archived)
^ local humour lols

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:17, archived)
Pretty sure she isn't, although I'd not thought about it before now.
She also pines for the days of the Kray brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:17, archived)
she sounds like a bit of a wanker
if i'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:53, archived)
wait, once?
how did you get back from wherever you flew to? or was it just a round trip in a private jet like in the hippety hop videos
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:53, archived)
I've always imagined mongy to be a high roller.
Bet he sips on yak* as he sits in his swarofski crystal studded bivvy.

*Not sure why the hippity-hoppers have a thing for yaks.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:57, archived)
it's the noblest of animals

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:58, archived)
Still not as good as horses.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 13:49, archived)
i had to walk back :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:14, archived)
typical ryanair

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:16, archived)
empire st8 building probably, it was cold

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:24, archived)
yeah that's pretty large

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:26, archived)
also i went on the 'starflyer' ride when it was on the south bank, it was terrifying and i thought my shoes were going to fall off. too high and probably dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:29, archived)
Eiffel Tower

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:45, archived)
I'm surprised you've ever left Britain

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:49, archived)
she might mean the eiffel tower in blackpool

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:49, archived)
i've been up that one, too

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:51, archived)
i have,
several times, but not for many years
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:51, archived)
I once owned some beatle boots which pushed me up to around 6'3

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:49, archived)
that's what it's like to be me ALL THE TIME
if they'd been a couple of inches higher, you could have experienced life as ssg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:52, archived)
I don't think I'm ready, or hairy enough, to experience either of those things

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:02, archived)
poof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:10, archived)
here's a weird thing, this chap occasionally comments on a friend of mine's facebook ramblings and he appears to have a picture of you on his cover photo
small world innit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:12, archived)
ooh, interesting
gaz me the guy's name
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:15, archived)
you sure it's not just a wookie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:17, archived)
not entirely, no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:20, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:47, archived)
building-wise, i guess it'd be the empire state building
alternatively, the top of pen y fan
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 10:57, archived)
^ SAS material

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:15, archived)
Going up a mountain isn't that high
You're still at ground level.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:46, archived)
For a school trip we went to Dartmoor and climed up High Willhays. We all dun a lol cos it sounds a bit like "willies"
That was probably the funniest mountain I'd climbed until 15 years later when I ascended Lord Hereford's Knob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:07, archived)
true
also, it's hardly everest if a bunch of out-of-shape, hungover twats were able to climb it on a whim
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:16, archived)
Restaurant and cocktail bar on the 95th/96th floor of the Hancock Tower, Chicago.
*pisses on you from 70 floors up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:12, archived)
^high altitude gay sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:16, archived)
Lube, johnnies, poppers, oxygen cylinder...
...OK, I'm good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:17, archived)
I've been up higher than 26 floors
I just wanted to make the question topical.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:47, archived)
When I took MASSIVE DRUGS hahahalolololololol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 11:47, archived)
I'm glad SOMEONE noticed the linked comment
I don't want SSG's death to be in vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:00, archived)
oh, i noticed it and assumed it was an attempt to stop the inevitable tide of tawdry drug posts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:05, archived)
For the most part, it did
But there's always some tawdry wanker trapped in domestic mundanity with a chubby wife, a small child and a dead end job working with people he hates, whose only pleasure is reliving the pathetic teenage rebellions of two decades past.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:49, archived)
Yeah I just assumed it was a virus

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:09, archived)
he covered that with the question mark link
give us your real answer. what's the matter, scared? buk buk buk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:00, archived)
I assume it would have been whilst in an aeroplane travelling to one of my many holidays.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:04, archived)
okey doke, so the upper floor of a forbidden planet store then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:06, archived)
Had to google that. So no, basically. I don't even have a beard.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:08, archived)
soz, didn't realise you were a woman

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 12:18, archived)
BUMNING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:31, archived)
poss gay interest?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:34, archived)
alright grry

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:43, archived)
alright your horribleness

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:53, archived)
cooee

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:37, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:43, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:10, archived)
touch me in the bumning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:49, archived)
this is lifening

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 7:53, archived)
bumnerbolts and lifening

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:04, archived)
sphincter very tightening, eee!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:06, archived)
^grrryhello

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:08, archived)
figging: no!
baying cyyyber-mob's piles dangle down to his knees
his kneees
HIS KNEEEEEEEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:13, archived)
Where's summer gone eh? fuck this shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:19, archived)
No doubt someone will blame climate change,
ignoring the fact that British summers are normally fairly wet.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:54, archived)
Well I'm blaming the jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:05, archived)
I blame islamification

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:09, archived)
and gay marriage

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:09, archived)
Disabled people probably have their heating on more that must cause some issues

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:14, archived)
maybe if they went out and got a job they'd work up a bit more of sweat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:24, archived)
I think we've got this, it is disabled unemployed married gay paki jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:29, archived)
It's well known that Muslims have more climate than white Europeans.
Unless we act now, our climate will be wiped out by 2025.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:49, archived)
oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 8:21, archived)
fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 9:17, archived)
first

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 21:09, archived)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 21:11, archived)
twaddle

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 21:06, archived)
Ennis-Hill

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 14 Jul 2015, 22:07, archived)

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