Bit of sniff'll keep you goingDid you have a good one?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 8:31,
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It was alright, quiet night, really, be more lively today (
mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 8:37,
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I hate the spoons breakfast, but cafes don't serve pints,(
mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:06,
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Did you know there is a man calked tokyo sexwale, made me llol (
mongychops, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:38,
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Is that Welsh for 'lol'?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:15,
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^ the reason everyone hates IT nerds(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:32,
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Depends if you feel exhausted and covered in baby sick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 8:47,
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not reallyI've only been vommed on once in the past 18 days. It does make some pretty interesting faces when it's trying to shit though.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:32,
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oh come on mr frampton, you're not going to eat all of that watermelon(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 9:37,
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I want to get one of those talk boxesBut I know that if I do, I'll play with it for about an hour then it'll go back in the box, never to be seen again
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 10:03,
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who is that guy?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 4:59,
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still? you'd better keep on it then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:20,
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I'm down to that London in a bit. I'll give you a birthday gobble.(, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:08, archived)
sweetest mbiiiiiiiiirthday
if it's any help, wankered
always
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 0:36,
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Yeah cool man. How are you? Glad i dropped that shit minge name. #overthemoon(, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:21, archived)
AlrightI think that's the right response here
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 23:30,
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Might change my username/profile, dont think this ones that cool.What do you guys think?
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I mean yeah im wacky - but more in a Tracy Emin art kind of way, or any modern artist for that matter.(, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:54, archived)
at least put an extra e and a space in italt: dyaaky
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 22:01,
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did try doin that could'nt do iteasier to change the whole thing
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Whats the the point of the secret /talk/QOTW board?As if /talk needs diluting anymore. I cant even post on there. This Captcha thing is my stumbling block...maybe its just not meant to be.
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I love the dancing gerbil/rabbit/hamster thing 2can on your profile. Well dope.(, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:33, archived)
sounds like you've got horse aids(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:27,
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Kill yourselves (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 23:33,
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how are you all celebrating mongys birthday?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 18:36,
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You should gaz yourself, you know about this sort of thing.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 21:04,
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I might buy a watch that costs more money than he pays in child maintenance and then smash it Just to feel superior
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 23:34,
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7/7 I AM THE BEST I AM THE BEST I AM THE BEST!!!!!!!*falls to ground hyperventilating joyously*
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:46,
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Mine are a bit hairy.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:59,
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They've lost their appeal a little recently for me.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 17:01,
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Bit late there Mr. Tea(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 17:19,
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he's been doing it over and over again since doves posted it(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 17:36,
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Dedicated. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 17:40,
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i'm going to a gig tonightwhat are you doing tonight? are you going to a gig? what was the last gig you went to?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:46,
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watching the welsh open and having a pintnot much of a gigger, but went to see the snooker a fortnight ago
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:48,
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So the welsh are finally opening, eh?Well they took their time, the sly bastards
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50,
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or is The Welsh the name of a pub?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:51,
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no, my local is the cock and seamanit's worse than it sounds
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:01,
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wales doesn't open for just anyone(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:53,
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harper lee's deadkilled by a mockingbird or sutin
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:58,
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That book was rubbish but I did enjoy 'Wake up Boo' by The Boo Radleys.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:31,
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What a shameI really liked The Crow
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:34,
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went to see Ennio Morricone and his orchestralast night
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:21,
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are you going to see savages with shambles?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:49,
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i don't think so(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:53,
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it doesn't really matter, i just really enjoy spending time with him x(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:07,
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I'm not going to a gig tonight I think the last gig I went to was gy!be unless I've been to a gig since then in which case it was something else
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:50,
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slightly jealouslast saw them in birmingham for the Raise your skinny fists... release tour
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55,
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i've not seen godspeed livei did manage to see this will destroy you last year though
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:59,
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you're probably just tired, go have a lie down and rest your eyes for a bit(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:00,
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don't forget to take your protein shakes(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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Septicflesh last nightTonight I'm playing board games because I'm right fucking cool me
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 15:55,
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Septicflesh (formerly known as Septic Flesh) are a Greek symphonic death metal band from Athens, founded in 1990.[2]symphonic death metal you say?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:03,
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not tonight but i'm seeing stewart lee tomorrowlast gig was my friend's shitty folk band
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:04,
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are you friends with mumford and sons?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:08,
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6/7 for me, i got the russian smoking one wrongwww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35604400
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43,
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keep on reaching for that brass ring, vladdles(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:00,
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calm down it's just a quiz(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:47,
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I'm sorry it's low blood sugar, I've not had any lunch yet due to the lack of sensible suggestions (
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:51,
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if you'd taken my suggestion, you definitely would have enough blood sugar(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:22,
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what Polish cake are you going to buy?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:37,
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That one made by boiling flour and water dough in cabbage water. (, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
fry it and you've got Racuchy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:45,
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I'm going to make wuzetka I think, I have great faith in your taste(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 16:08,
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bell ringning as a sport..? Fuck right off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:47,
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you're right, campanology is obviously a science(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:04,
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anything ending in -ology is 100% hard science(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:22,
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settling for mediocrity, story of your life eh?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:53,
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it's a bit worse than that, I reckon(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:08,
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I got 6/7 as well.I guessed wrong for the last one. Went with Morris dancing
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:50,
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The bells are ringing You scored 5 out of 7(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:54,
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same, i got the first and last ones wrong(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:00,
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you idiot those were the easiest ones(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:05,
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silly mei knew all the bullshit twitter spat questions
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:06,
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i'm not taking part in case i do badly and it harshes my buzz(
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:54,
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It's OK mongy this is a safe space for quiztards.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:58,
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valentinestravelingnatureclass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crocodile-Skink.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:07,
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you forgot to close your tag(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:08,
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actually the mean score is roughly 5.11so, if anything you're slightly below average
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:11,
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The mean score is "you have cheap shoes and you wash your hair with fairy liquid" /10(, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
you've basically just ruined my day(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:48,
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2/7Its not utterly dreadful, but nowhere near good
Shit really
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:56,
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I gave that last thread two hours, which is more than generouswhat's the next topic?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:59,
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My expensive phone has died and has been sent off to be fixed.It can take up to 28 days to be fixed. Seems a bit long to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:22,
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I don't have any sunglasses at all.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:25,
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Fish and chips(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:25,
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aw yeah, I miss fish and chipsand sausages in batter and pickled eggs and malt vinegar and warm dandelion and burdock in a can
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:26,
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grrrmachine, please could you tell me of a very popular polish cake, NOT anything poppyseed, asking for a friend(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:32,
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you can get sekacz inmost places because it's oddbut people buy szarlotka (apple charlotte), sernik (a kind of cheesecake) and Napoleonka (cream between two crispy pastry layers). My favourite is Wuzetka.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:36,
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a crunchie and a twixthis lunch is 100% based on your sig
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:26,
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swan in aspic pastie from greggs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:27,
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now, NOW we are talking (apart from the second course obviously)(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:34,
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especially at your ageHas anyone made the inevitable Douglas Adams joke at you yet?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:37,
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A semen, broken glass and shit sandwich(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:42,
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just write it out in illegible handwriting and this is your standard prescription isn't it(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:43,
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a hazelnut(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:39,
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In other news, m.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/14289092.WATCH__Shia_LaBoeuf_currently_in_lift_in_Oxford_for_art_project/
I've got to go past on my way home. Might pop in and see him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:46,
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i think making the transformers films broke his mind(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 13:01,
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well that thread dried up quickWhat are today's plans?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:57,
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have you updated the spreadsheet?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:13,
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maybe i should have added birth datesthen the spreadsheet would look after itself
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:03,
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=SUM(TODAY)*as-the-sands-of-time-work-themselves-into-the-crevice-of-destiny-and-cause-an-irritating-rash(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10,
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media2.giphy.com/media/147PwMab2ZO74I/giphy.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:25,
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just treat everyone like horses+1 on 1st Jan
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:12,
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that's not how it works(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:21,
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You can take me up the wrong un if you like...lol its a pub (
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:13,
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I got you a birthday skink...but you'll have to scroll(
vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:14,
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whoah, so it isI see your wrong'un and I raise you one hobolife.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/DSC04043-copy.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:21,
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How are the annual manolith appreciation day preparations coming along?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:30,
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i wonder if the wrong'un is run by the same people as this local treasurewww.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186298-d6206395-Reviews-The_Fawcett_Inn-Portsmouth_Hampshire_England.html
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:24,
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where have all the cobwebs and bats gone? :((
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:26,
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I'm well guttedI expect deef the dog from the One Eyed Dog is dead now too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:31,
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we should do a UK-wide tour of inappropriate or single-entendre pub names, just like three peaks challenge but with more drinking, get sponsored,give the money to www.tourettes-action.org.uk/
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vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27,
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Day off workToys, park, lunch, video games, getting rid of the kids, restaurant, booze, NOOKIE!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:02,
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do you even remember how to do the last one?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:25,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:15,
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your nan jerked my beefifyouknowwhati'msaying
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:39,
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She wanked off your fart?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:49,
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^ party at Dave Benson Phillips' house(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:20,
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1. Wish Mongy a happy birthday.2. Spend the rest of the day enacting an amateur recreation of "Right, said Fred, standing on the landing...".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:28,
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Wouldn't you like to know?Presumably that's why you asked.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:33,
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Think he was just being uncharacteristically polite.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:41,
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I'm always politeI don't have my elbows on the table when I call you a cunt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:50,
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Work till 3, then pub until I fall down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:40,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGY and also a couple of lesser b3tans on Facebook.Pub lunch. Afternoon in the park with my parents. Might even take the kids. Then booze.
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i know of FOUR (4) b3tans with birthdays todaymad
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:02,
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I blame all those power cuts in the 70s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:06,
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May was traditionally the month when people unstitched themselves from their winter underwear.(, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
British women are at their horniest at the end of May?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:11,
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so all the football loving gaylords run out of pretty boys in shorts to watchand get so sexually frustrated they resort to putting their willies inside women? It all makes so much sense now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27,
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first of may, first of mayoutdoor fuckin' starts today
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:27,
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Happy Birthday Mongy!Good morning everyone else.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 6:58,
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hello everyonealright mongy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 7:03,
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yes indeed, a tad hung over but i bring cake
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mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:41,
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mods can't touch me, its my birthday
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mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:47,
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yo skinky, it's ya burfdaygonna sip bacardi like, it's ya burfday
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:56,
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Birthday bumps for you today, bang the drum and shout hooray, toys and gifts you will enjoy, hugs and kisses birthday boy(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:42,
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thats lovely, no physical contact tho i can't stand touching (
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:43,
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may the day be filled with joy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:42,
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i'll be bringing joy to the spoons at 10 for breakfast pints (
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:44,
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happy birthday mongy, you truly are the king of kings(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:41,
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mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:51,
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Happy mongy day to you all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:54,
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its certainly a day to spoil yourself, or in mcbeefs case...hahahaha(
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:57,
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We wish you a merry mongmas!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:02,
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aw pity frank isn't here, he would of loved a bit of figgy pudding(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07,
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that 'of' there is in tribute to mongy's birthday, even though it pained me to do it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:07,
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grrry is the only one it upsets now, so its still totes worth it (
mongychops, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:15,
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I'll have a slice!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:31,
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He loved his figgy pudding*sniff*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:12,
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I believe in Father Mongmas.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:22,
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I saw your mummy kissing Mongyclaus(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:50,
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BANTER Claus more like!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:54,
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Happy Birthday Mongy!I know it means the most coming from me.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:44,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGY49.media.tumblr.com/a37a34705cd9aa027427e4331530f4e3/tumblr_n9ebw8RFlq1r7gvs2o1_250.gif
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vladimir, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:59,
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So its my birthday eve, exciting times, what would you like my birthday present bunny to bring you tomorrow? I mean its my birthday so the bunny won't come, agine if it did tho (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:04,
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get juiced up beyond belief:www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVay-RfNGv8
how you like me now?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:42,
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remember: groove is in the heart:www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:44,
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and in mongy you got yourself a goodman:www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYMTA8vuEuo
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45,
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xwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Zblr8g3P7tw
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:51,
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oh yeahwww.youtube.com/watch?v=L4tjFabLQ9s
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:57,
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that's a shame - they're both really cool tunes(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:29,
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he really knew now!he really knew: www.youtube.com/watch?v=frf6E8kVQY8
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:48,
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I like Beck, seen him, but someone on here said he's a Scientology bollox now, I hope he ain't (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:45,
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Its like he was born one, and raised as one or saink (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:04,
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I won't have anything to do with the word malt, it sounds wrong (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:18,
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No Horlicks for you, then.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:24,
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Haha, I ran a forecast on 8 months of data, but mistakenly only queried the database for 6 months worth!Haha, what am I like, ey? It's all japes at my office!
Never mind, I've taken a leaf out of Shambles' book and begun the weekend a day early.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:03,
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He shagged the one who was definitely a lesbian so he must be gay.(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:11, archived)
remember: Statistics don't lie but liars use statisticsmy maths teacher used to say that
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:43,
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I just saw a cunt on roller skis. With poles and everything.What cunt did you just see? With what and everything?
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Oops.Roller-skiing sounds like the sort of thing I should try next.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:04,
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Hey Homies, it's basically the weekend. Whatchoo doing?I'm off to see Savages (poss les interest) tomorrow then a so-called "stag" "do" on Saturday. I'm in charge of sausaging.
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well i'm glad none of you are coming to my birthday party, you are all fat smelly pooheads and would have only ruined it:(
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mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:49,
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i assumed your party was just going to be you and fanj(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:54,
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i haven't seen fanj for years, don't think he is talking to me since he had to get a mid week cab from leicester squre to guildford, and he lives in houston texas (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:02,
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i would think so, i managed to get us barred from every club and casino on the square, except for storm so we ended up in there with a load of ragheads (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:09,
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I saw some Chinese looking guy go ape shit at a croupier in Empire casino best London trip ever
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:12,
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haha, they do go nuts, i fell over on the way in, so our pictures went round the square barring us from entry into anywhere, drunk they reckoned, wankers (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:13,
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bu-bu-but I got an outfit and everything *lipwobble*wheresmysammich.com/images/15177.jpg
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vladimir, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:04,
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it seems everybody is too busy with other stuff vlad, but you can still come, theres an oz of sniff to get thru between us (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:07,
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A childless meal in a nice restaurant tomorrow nightbit of a lie in on saturday, natch. Don't know other than that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:50,
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Might watch groundhog day on saturday(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:51,
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going to build a portable microphone booth tomorrowmight have sausage and mash tonight, dunno, I don't plan these things
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:53,
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That's what I'm having tonight too!whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat it's bangers and maaaaaash!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:57,
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probably just follow my usual routine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:56,
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there's a slight chance that band wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for me, so you're welcome(i once saved the guitarist from getting run over)
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:22,
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by applying your brakes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:25,
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nah, she fell off my skateboard and into the road(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:41,
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as in his family(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:16,
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Well they are... *shudder*...French! :-0
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:48,
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Baby stuff(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:58,
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shitting yourself and talking complete gibberish while contributing nothing to society?how's that different from any other weekend for you?!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:00,
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which bit will you be passing through this weekend?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:03,
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those pricks have had it coming(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:07,
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Climbing on Friday and Saturday,seeing the family on Saturday evening, then trying out my new skates on Sunday.
Thrilling stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11,
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Do they live on top of a mountain or summat?hahaha I'm only kidding, I know that's not what you mean
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:11,
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notice I used the collective we and not the wee from wee wee poo poo
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15,
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I did notice that, and I thank you for it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:16,
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I just take a sideways look at life, you know?It's just what I do!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15,
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haha wee never know what to expect from you next(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:19,
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I did use the wee from wee wee poo poo in this post in order to provide a bit of balance(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20,
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Ah, now you used the wrong type of 'we' there Tangledand it's difficult for me to identify whether or not this was deliberate
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20,
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One eye's looking at youthe other one's looking for you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:26,
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this will cheer you upa 'watched already' list on imdb
www.imdb.com/list/ls058425627?ref_=tt_rls_4
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:00,
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Haha, thanks, that did make me smileSurprisingly short!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:04,
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one is a single episode of the walking dead(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:15,
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On-call. Going to watch that trumbo at the cinema and cook something nice. Might watch that Muscle Shoals doucu on Netflix. Or those film noir's I downloaded or all those X-Files episodes on prime.
Essentially I'm not certain what I'm doing but it'll likely involve sitting in front of the telly with my hands down my jogging bottoms and maybe some wine.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:45,
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miserable lonely crywankin concert at the O2 arena
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:10,
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in my job, we routinely have to talk about things like:softies & studs, rifles & shotguns, figrigs, dead cats, dead kittens, dead wombats and dollies
what weird terms does your line of work require, eh? let's talk about that for a bit.
/edit: oh, i forgot baby ballgags, scrims and jib-arms
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27,
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teaching english used to have lots of stupid terms like e-prime, frankenwords and rhotacismtechnical writing, not so much. I don't even remember what normal english sounds like any more.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:33,
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it does when you say it, if thi brains were dynamite tha wunt ave enough to blow thi sen up.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:48,
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it's all northern bollocks to me(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:52,
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are dead cats the big fluffy things on boom mikes?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:34,
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that's a dead wombat, the dead cats and kittens are smaller fluffy things on smaller mics(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35,
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Is there a special name for a microphone clamp?Because I need one with a ring to fit my large cardioid mic, but when I google it I just get those clip types for Shure 58s.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40,
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I googled it but it's just showing my your holiday photos(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:49,
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Vietnam is a beautiful countryand the people are so accomodating
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50,
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it's difficult because most av kit is extremely specific to brand, etci've never heard it referred to as anything other than a mic clamp or holder, soz
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:50,
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cradle/shock mount^ talking microphones not spanishfly's technique
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:53,
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nah, I don't need a shock mounti.ebayimg.com/images/g/pGIAAOxylpNTRc6o/s-l300.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:55,
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as an apprentice i thought flanges was a joke, i'd only ever known it applied to noonys(
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35,
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it's great as well because you can get lap joint flangesor slip-on flanges
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:51,
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you should see the size of flanges on trainand they go all the way round too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:02,
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I work for an american telecoms firmIt's wall to wall bollocks
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:35,
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Webinars, synergy, paradigmsall that cock
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:36,
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yeah, that's my world tooIn today's telco we brainstormed the knowledge vectors for the maximum yield of synergies for the webinars we're designing, once the tool has passed UATs and been pushed to prod.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:38,
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Everytime I hear these terms, a little part of me diesWe also have so many acronyms and initialisms. In some cases they use the same one to mean two different things. It's a fucking madhouse.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40,
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each doc I write has to define those acronymsLast doc had 3 pages of them :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:42,
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Motorola's documents all contain the phrase "TLA is the TLA for Three Letter Acronym"and this is why America must lose the next world war.
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It's pretty easy really, you just say whatever bit is broken and add 'itis' on the end.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:37,
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your faceitis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:39,
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Britainitis :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:41,
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^clickin dis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:01,
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manolithitis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:53,
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Warped and shitty more like, amirite?!?! lol!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:51,
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^clickin dis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:02,
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Fuzzy matches, TM alignment, clean and unclean documents, price grids and HTML tagging.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:40,
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I dealt with a few fuzzy matches today, cleaned them up and pushed them through SVN(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:43,
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i found some unclean documents in a hedge once(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:53,
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Tits. Wanky wanky. Bumhole. White Piss.(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:41,
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Tits: Chesty mum-nutsWanky wanky: Pull it til it cries
Bumhole: hole on my bum
White piss: product of wanky wanky
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:46,
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What was the pan-faced bus driver bird who used to post on here?She got proper upset with me on the Facebook for teaching her the highway code.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
That's the fella.Full of the joys of spring that one. Makes grrrmachine look like Peewee Herman.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
I remember herYeah, constantly moaning about driving people around in a bus. Some might argue that perhaps she should've got a different job.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:43,
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What was your first ever date like?I took a girl to see Goldeneye
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:09,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:10,
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i'm 42 tomorrow, how the fuck would i remember something that probably happend 30 years ago (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:12,
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My first date was 20 years ago, I still remember it like it was yesterdayMargate Dreamland cinema was that bad.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:13,
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i remember going on a bus to the end of the line and back again on a sunday with a girl once as a sort of date (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:16,
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I did that on my first Polish datetook her home on the bus but we got on going the wrong way and didn't realise til we reached the terminus
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:17,
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This is the greyest tale of romance I've ever read(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:18,
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we ended up living together for 4 yearsso it must have worked somehow
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:19,
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there was very little to do on rainy cold days when i was a lad, cinema or bowling, both expensive(
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:20,
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why did he wait two years to come forward with this eh...i like the last bit best, no other explanation www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14286184.Swanley_man_wants_people_to_realise_foxes_and_cats_can_be_best_friends/
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mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:29,
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i clicked on this excitedly and it turned out to be less interesting than it soundedwww.newsshopper.co.uk/events/London/1132343.Event.Bottomless_Bubbles_at_Rise_46
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:34,
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imagine the screaming tarts attending that, all bubbly and fun girls, divorced and working it (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:36,
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25 quid for "endless" proseccowhich is probably 3 quid a bottle down co-op, you have to be well into your 8th bottle before that bargain starts paying off
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41,
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This promotion is clearly aimed at the one lonely bloke who works in IT and desperately wants to fuck one of the bubbly secretaries.Any of them. Even Margaret.
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and then I got off the bus...(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:41,
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This was before the n64 existed m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:18,
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nothing existed before the n64 m8nothing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:20,
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nobut they did bring out a gold plastic one
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:23,
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only the very wealthiest gamers could afford such a thingthey're worth upwards of 35 pounds these days
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32,
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I bet that was a good investment(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:26,
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i don't know why people buy things like this, you are just asking to be robbed (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:30,
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you'd have to get it vinyl wrapped so it just looked like a normal one(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:32,
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i took a girl to see james and the giant peach at the cinema down by the marinawe rode our bikes and her twin sister followed us about halfway there to spy on us
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:23,
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i was dating both of them at once for a bit but we were all in primary school so i don't think it counted(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:34,
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lucky i have fucksocks on ignore or he'd want all the deets about this (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:38,
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You never know one day I might be able to clear my vast ignore list (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:56,
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i find it flabbergasting that you're on 48 ignore lists(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:09,
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i liked it when people got all upset over their great mate tim dingle being called out as a walter mitty sex pest, then he proceeded to rob many of them, think they may owe me apologies (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:24,
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manolith's got a spreadsheet, my age isn't a secret(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:40,
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what has manolith's spreadsheet got to do with anything?me not knowing something doesn't mean it's a secret, there's lots I don't know.
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MONO!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:41,
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this constant negging isn't going to get me to sleep with you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:45,
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Mine's two weeks tomorrow(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:13,
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well its not really about you yet is it, don't try and rain on my parade (
mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:20,
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sozI'll raise a delete request ticket for this post. No offence meant.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:21,
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thank youyour request will be dealt with in 6-8 weeks
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:23,
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I don't think I've ever been on a date(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:43,
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No, I'm not sure that I have either(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:44,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX3UEGFrINI
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:46,
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when did singers stop doing that hiccupy thing?pop music has never been the same since :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26,
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I'd do it all the time if I was a pop star(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:34,
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lack of confidence, or always washing your hair?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:03,
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it turns out I'm a gayb3ta.com/talk/7895794
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:23,
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First girl I went out with we went for a walk in the park by my dad's house.First proper date was at the skatepark, I taught her to ollie. She didn't want to go out a second time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:57,
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should have taught her to 'pop shove it' if you know what i mean(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:00,
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I made awkward shit chat feeling a bit spaced out from a cold. I didn't want to reschedule as it had taken a fair bit of effort organising a time when we were both free and I didn't want to seem a dick. I doubt it'd have gone anywhere anyway. She was passionate about snowboarding and I think it's for cunts.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:58,
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Awkward shit chat, eh?Did you have different favourites on the Bristol stool chart?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02,
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It's more telling than astrology. Nobody wants to spend the next 30 odd years up to the elbow in u-bend trying to clear a stubborn type 2.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:07,
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"this one time I had to curl one out in the back of a Volkswagen"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:04,
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I did one on a hill in a forest behind a stone outbuilding a while back. Having to keep from falling backwards into it and not piss up the back of my trousers was quite the challenge.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:09,
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Ugh, really?That's revolting.
I mean, we've all been caught short, I'm sure - but a Volkswagen?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:25,
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She kissed like a horse but let me feel her knockers through her jumper.7/10 would touch breasts again
(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:02, archived)
surely "but" should be "and"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:04,
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Seriously. It was like she was trying to eat an apple that was too big for her gob.(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:06, archived)
Still, birds though, eh?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:07,
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They do have an appealing habit of hanging tits off of their fronts. Tits are great.(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:27, archived)
I can't remember the first date but I've had some terrible first dates because I let my guard down and ruin it.
One time I was at the cinema with a girl and completely forgot she was there and did this horrendous fart and tried in vain to make out it wasn't me.
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:26,
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I remember taking a girl to Old Orleans in Oxford many moons ago.She wore a crushed velvet dress and moon earrings. That can't have been my first date though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:31,
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