Still haven't had a shower yetHow are you a filthy animal?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 13:55,
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I'm sitting in the juicer garden with my lad eating a tin bucket of chicken wings (
mongychops, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 15:06,
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d you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:31,
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Detective Inspector Willie Thorne investigates another brutal murder.Touch of Willie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 1:19,
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Blimey, have you seen this yet? s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1426182712/5566593914112252665902.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:31,
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b3ta.com/talk/7963261
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:33,
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I've come back from sheep's with some artificial the cannabis thing in a vape.It just sort of makes my face a bit numb. I don't think the scientist they employed to make it tried proper weed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:35,
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I've just smoked a joint Worked pretty well for me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:41,
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Yeah, I have no one left in Oxford. If any kind b3tans want to post me some kush I will PayPal them some money. Don't worry, I'm typing this in incognito mode so they won't spot it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:44,
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I'm only smoking slate at the mo, I get the bag of green, I'll send you slate tho for nix, have you tried tor? All the dealers post (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:29,
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I've not to be honest.I've been a bit wary of it as I'm not the most IT savvy
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:39,
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Can you still get council rock with bits of tesco bag and plastic in it, or have UK grow ops killed it off?Not seen it in years.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:48,
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Still gets you mashed if you're 15 and have built a lung out of a pop bottle and a shopping bag.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:01,
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Indeed,I'm never sure whether it's the THC or the bike innertube that's getting me mashed.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:36,
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Yes mate. Cans in the garden tonight, juicer had a load of stag do hooray Henry's. All popped collared polo shirts, red trousers and daddies coutts bank card. I hope at least one of them drowns in the Thames.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:34,
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I know, fuck that noise, ur better off indoors, I'm going home in a bit (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:38,
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Go easy. Angry Federer fans might riot.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:45,
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strewth, cheers for thatand I've nearly run out of Ardbeg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 20:57,
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Do you get many ozzys in Poland? Them and kiwis and saffairs are allowed to spark in the uk, use the same regs (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:06,
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Think I've met one ozzie in 12 years, and he was a cunt like the rest of emforeigners only come here to teach English and find a wife
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:17,
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I only met one female foreigner here from the West (excluding few Ukranians and Russians)and formed a theory that Western men in Eastern Europe can live the 1950s lifestyle of breadwinner and lord of the manner, while their pretty wives are happy to play housewife and stay-at-home mother.
Turn the tables, and there's no way a Polish bloke is going to let a Western woman come here with all her demands for equal rights and equal pay, especially when she's got the face of a trout and the figure of Mr Stay Puft.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:31,
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I thought they drowned all the ugly female Poles at birth.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:36,
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that's the pointso why would a Polish bloke ever want to take a Brit, Irish, Oz or Kiwi for a bride when he can have a rake-thin green-eyed blonde who's submissive, educated and takes it up the arse?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:38,
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I kind of miss Shambo, he'd have had some witty comment readyand then you'd both spend the next 50 replies engaged in #Epic #Bantz about the relative merits of each other's foreign partners.
Again.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:51,
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I don't miss himhe got old, tired and flabby, and just waved the "projecting" excuse around. I miss Shambles from 5 years ago though.
No jokes though, my wife's not like the women described above.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:52,
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Meatloaf got less choosy in his senior years.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:25,
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you might have a point(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:49,
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A Polish bloke once said to us 'if you want a Polish girl, make sure you grab her off the plane before she becomes an English girl'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:09,
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Bloody food tourists, not surprising they're all thin(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:16,
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I'd soak my oats in that, iykwim.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:07,
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You in the tent yet? A lake in front with rods softens the blow (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:09,
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Tent tomorrow.Eldest wants to try fishing, might relent eventually.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:24,
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It'll never frontpage unless you put it on /board(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 21:31,
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I gave up when happy twat was made a mod, I'm never gonna shop again (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:15,
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George Michael did everything through amazon in his senior years.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:30,
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I just managed to sit upright and crush my bollocks with my fist.Oww
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:18,
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Stuck on The Treasure of Sierra Madre though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 22:20,
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Greetings from Centre Court at Wimbledon Federer knocked out after being worn down.
Anyway, when was the last time you were surrounded by badly dressed posho twats?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:41,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:53,
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Sorry, I'm a nudist.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:48,
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If you put clothes on you wouldn't need to apologise (
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:50,
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I have heard the name Binky three times today in different placesI said Binky
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:53,
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did any of them look particularly sleepy?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:01,
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Went skiing in Trois Vallees a few years back(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:55,
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at a birthday "party" a few years agofriend of a friend. there was a tarquin there, i swear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:55,
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I don't believe you.No-one's seen a Tarquin for thousands of years.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:57,
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I had two cousins named Crispin and Rupert (they were brothers)Crispin joined a weird religious cult, then died in a motorcycle accident. I can't help thinking that if he didn't have such a stupid name, he might still be with us today.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:04,
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I have another cousin named DrydenImagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:06,
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can you do anything about his face? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:10,
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Greetings from my bathroom Poo dropped out after several guffs.
Anyway, there's only a bloke with his trousers around his ankles here.
Cheers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:07,
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Good to know you are regular(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:11,
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yes I post most days (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:16,
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How much disinfectant did that take to clean afterwards?(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 17:35,
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One of my colleagues is there. I think they were disheartened when they said they were going and it was met with total disinterest.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 19:22,
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Looks like I'm about to tell a client to do oneWhat's the best way to do this?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:38,
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"now"?I've been selling my body by the hour for the past 12 years
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:42,
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Smash them in the face with a tablet computer.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:43,
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Good thinkingI've got one of their mac minis, and that perfectly represents how I feel about macs AND their face
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:46,
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"Dear [x]It is with some regret that I have to inform you that I can no longer continue our business relationship.
[elaboration, as required]
Yours, Grrry"
My business advice is £20 per 15 minutes, or part thereof. I'll let you pay 50%, as an introductory offer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:45,
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doesn't even meet Cambridge First Certificate in English stands for a formal letter momoI'm not paying for sloppy service like that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:47,
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For £10, you only get a very basic service.The actual content, wording, layout of the letter are your responsibility.
I'm not sure I can maintain a client relationship with you Grrry.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:49,
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do you offer any other kinds of relationship?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:50,
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Not at £10 for 15 minutes, no.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:52,
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client doesn't even have his own stationery cupboardand I'm not using one of my own jiffy bags
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:49,
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Oh, if you're on site just shit on their desk.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:53,
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I very nearly called everyone in here an intolerable cunt today(
MONO!, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:47,
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but we are all intolerable cuntsoh hahaha
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:48,
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I'm aiming for more of a "you're a fucking idiot" sort of angle(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:49,
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how about.'You're a fucking idiot, get fucked.'
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:53,
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"I'm not sure our styles are synergising over this particular project"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:02,
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Throw paradigm in there somewhere tooWait...did you hear that? Somewhere, Shambles just exploded in rage.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:02,
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I did draft "Our mutual cooperation depends on your recognition of my input within the project"but I'm just not that much of a cunt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:03,
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'If you're going to ignore what I tell you then I'm not sure I can be bothered working for you'(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:04,
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The client's actual complaint is"I expected you to make me a video based on no input, script or business purpose, but now I see the end result I find that there are changes that need to be made. I understand that you have made these changes and have not charged any extra for them, but I don't understand why I have to pay for the end result when you should have been psychic enough to make it perfectly the first time round. If I have to tell you what I want you to do before you do it, I think I should only have to pay 30% of the final price."
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:09,
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So they want it for free despite the end result now being what they want? And you only asking the agreed price?It's a shame we're not still in the days of single-copies and tape. Because then you could've just smashed it in front of them and walked out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:10,
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Under the terms of you gaz, does my replying to you in here constitute harassment?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:11,
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depends how big our erections get(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:12,
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May i suggest in the future only sending over a low quality or watermarked preview copy, so you can withhold the goods?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:14,
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oh, I have admin access to his Youtube account that he doesn't know how to manageI can delete the entire channel if necessary. It's more that he wants this to be a regular thing, whereas I want to say "pay up, fuck off and find someone else".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:15,
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I'd probably do that.Here our biggest pain in the arse customer is the one that buys the least amount of days and change work. They then spunk all of that in meetings quibbling and give us shite 'satisfaction' ratings. The upper management solution to this seems to be rewarding their behaviour by having us bend over backwards for them rather than telling them to fuck off.
Apparently there's some political reasons due to them being a big client in one of our other verticals or some bollocks.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:19,
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Yeah, it's definitely that inverse work/reward type of clientI used to work for him in his office one day a week, doing whatever language tasks he needed (copywriting, translating etc) for a fixed daily rate. I carried that rate over for him as a favour, but now he's being a cunt I've told him "fine, market rates from now on or go somewhere else". And like Cameron gambling on Brexit, I'm hoping the threat of adding a zero to the end of his invoice will send him running.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:24,
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or just next time he comes around"Sorry, I'm swamped so I'm not taking any more work on at the moment."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:39,
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that's what I do with other clients whose little jobs aren't worth my whilebut this is the sort of gargantuan bellend who says "Now?" "Now?" "How about now?" "I need it now, as in yesterday!"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:41,
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Silly, all his work is low quality.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:17,
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the trick is to be slightly less low quality than everyone else(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:31,
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sounds like something fromclientsfromhell.net
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:38,
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replace "press kit" with "video"and it's this story exactly
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:54,
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do it in a public area so he doesnt make a scene(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:49,
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I'm not asking him out to dinner just to fire him(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:12,
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Dear sir,The value of your custom has been an unfavourably compared with the sheer fucking aggravation of dealing with one of the most aggressively punchable faces with which it has been my profound displeasure to have to maintain the pretence of politeness.
As our business relationship has developed, my resistance to instinct has diminished and I now feel the need to cut ties to prevent my going to prison and your attendance at the local A&E.
Kind regards,
Grrrmachine
Job Title
Business Address
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:53,
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I think the real problem might be your total lack of motivation.Might offer my services to your client, instead.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:09,
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mate, no matter how much I hated anyone on this planetI wouldn't pass them on to this client
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:11,
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Say, "Take off your pants and let's see what's rattling around down there."(
$$ ✅, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:53,
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Repeat the following out loud in a Norn Irn accentI HAYYYT YURRR FAYS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:59,
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is that how the Good Friday Agreement was made?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:04,
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My favourite thing I've ever seen an angry nordie say is 'away and take your face for a shite'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:05,
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wowNow THAT is authentic north eastern gibberish
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:07,
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I have personally said this on more than one occasion(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:36,
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GARN TAK YA FAYS FOR A SHITE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:36,
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In my neck of the woods we'd sayYou fackin dinlo
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:38,
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I was hoping to assert my dominance in a different way(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 16:33,
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Pop a cap in their ass(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 18:54,
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Zoom ini.imgur.com/t3nHoJJ.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:13,
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what the fuck is thatand who the fuck are you?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:21,
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I like how some of the small image cells are his face photoshopped onto the cover art for Carmageddon.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:21,
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What is trufax or gake then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:23,
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Anyone know any IRA blokes who want some nostalgia? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:25,
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Yes, I did read about the muddy thingAnd I agree
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:31,
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"You are all a bunch of sweaty virgins? TRUFAX OR GAKE?"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:28,
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good ideait'd be shame if any of them forgot
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:31,
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HelloI feel slightly scared on here as I've been away for a while but never posted on /talk
Are we allowed to ask what your weekend plans are or will I be shot, stuffed and mounted?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:44,
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that's a good question and it shows you're thinking of us, cheersI'm going to install computer no.2 in my car to see how better it is to the previous one.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:45,
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A computer in a car???Is that even possible? I've got 2 PCs to build this weekend for the kids. I was rather hoping not to have to use a PC for a few days but hey ho
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:47,
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PssstIt's not a real car. He sits in a cardboard box and plays on his Spectrum in his mum's front room
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:47,
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I had a cartridge game for my C64Jack Attack. None of this peasant cassette nonsense.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:07,
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I had a couple of cartridges for my c64 toocan't for the life of me remember what they were
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:13,
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I had a bbc micro with both 5 1/4" and 3.5" floppies.The games were mostly shit on the beeb though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:14,
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*sigh*and 3.5"
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:23,
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that's the benefit of leather seats m8wipe clean
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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I'mma bottle my homebrew if it's ready. Also my old local is reopening Sunday. Might pop my head in.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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I have a yearly deal with my neighbourto pick all her apples. I deliver them to one of the lads in work and it magically returns as cider
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:52,
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I might get a batch on this weekendI'm gonna barrel it tho, cause otherwise you end up with a layer of shit at the bottom of the bottle
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:07,
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Hello friend!My company are putting on a family fun day on sunday, so I shall be attending that with my family. It will be beezer (free).
What about YOU, Sporters?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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I'll most likely do the ParkRun tomorrow morning but I'm off out with my Welsh mate Alun to "wet the babies head"I think this may be a euphemism
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:47,
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Oh, Welsh Alun...what will he say next!Nah, sounds good. Have a good time.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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I intend toMy beer gland is twitching
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:50,
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have you heard about this 'pretty muddy' thing?it's like tough mudder but only girls are allowed to do it. there's one in pompey this weekend. sweaty, out of breath women covered in mud. i can only imagine what kind of crowd it'll draw
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:18,
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It'll be like the 'mother in law' bit in Reggie Perrin.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:21,
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Alright sports, I've got a bit of painting to do in the house, work on my motorbike to do then drinking and formula 1 to watch.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:48,
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Drinking and Formula 1 sounds rather good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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Silverstone innit, although by the look of things it's going to be a bit disappointing. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55,
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£5 on a Hamilton/Rosberg "incident"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:56,
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Wasn't that what they called the accident at the start of Half-Life?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:59,
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Either that or what happened in Area 51.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:20,
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Only if Rosberg gets ahead. Hamilton might push it, but Rosberg is too goody2shoes. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:59,
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Erecting a tent in the back garden, the sleeping in it, like some sort of idiot.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:50,
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That'll teach you for pissing in the wardrobe.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:51,
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I thought you'd love that sort of thing?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:53,
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The family sport went camping a few weeks ago for the first timeIt was "bastard freezing"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:53,
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The munches love camping.Boys are off with the cubs, for the weekend, little lady munch is feeling left out, so me and her a sleeping in the garden. Might light a fire.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:53,
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Good shout.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:56,
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I'm going to be kayaking in the River Wye apparently(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:51,
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I do love kayaking, I should buy one(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:10,
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fighting and fucking my way through townbtw, two hats is lying. He's going to the B3ta 2016 London Bash
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$$ ✅, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:52,
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And why not??It's going to be all of teh Dibnah!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55,
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Well *someone* needs to beat Pig Bodine on the Trufax Or Gake quiz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55,
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HahaOh, do you like that? Apparently that's what they do! Maybe you should go along.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:02,
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What is it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:19,
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Try looking at the Calendarapparently people still use it. Imagine that!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:28,
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exactlyalso, i wouldn't try and play that in the pub
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:39,
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Go for it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:00,
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Having a shedload of wine delivered then going to Boss Keloid's birthday do somewhere around Charing Cross. Beyond that I suspect "being hungover".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:10,
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Tried asking this on OT but its proper dead innitWhat was the first music you bought?
Alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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that singles club fucked your life up for years, it seems(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:29,
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I don't know why jason thinks it's ok to bully me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:32,
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I think you can apply Hanlon's Razor hereand just call him a fucking thick clueless cunt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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apparently it's all an actb3ta.com/talk/7960921
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:35,
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pecking order, innitregular people then gays then vegetarians
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:32,
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oh right that's fine then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:33,
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i did have it with > symbols but this site is a big pile of manure(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:34,
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Ooh, check me out:< >
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:38,
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and yet the mods do nothing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:39,
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Pet Shop Boys are live in concert tonight at 7pm on 6 music.YOU'RE WELCOME
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:16,
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DON'T YOU DARE PIGEONHOLE ME!!!(thanks)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:18,
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Radio 2 were playing a new song by them recently.It was painfully, painfully shit. I got quite cross about the whole experience.
Still, enjoy the concert.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:21,
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New stuff is very hit and miss.They've tried to hone in on 90's dance.
Erasures last album was great, if you're a fan. The Violet Flame
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:45,
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FUCK OFF JASE(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:28,
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Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?If by record, you mean a vinyl pressing, then I have never bought one.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:33,
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he couldn't afford that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:38,
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I haven't owned a cassette player in years.Has anyone seeded a torrent I could grab it from without parting with any money?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:39,
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I meant the vinyl one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:42,
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What would I do, get the kids to make a clock out of it?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:53,
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You might also be able to have a moderately entertaining game of frisbee.(
Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:58,
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It's all good fun until(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:00,
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My spazzy hands are an open secret.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:05,
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I've got a problem now where I've recently been given a tape to listen to and nothing to listen to it on
SAD TIMES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:39,
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"If", Jase, "if"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:18,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:38,
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oh hi manolithI thought you were sleeping
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:45,
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I think I probably bought a couple of comedy singlesfirst album I bought was probably Marillion. *commits sudoku in atonement*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:39,
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I'll accept that it was the intention, but I'm going to have to lodge a complaint over misuse of the word "joke".(
Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:57,
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And I'm going to lodge a complaint over the fact that you're a big gay spaz who loves it in his bum-bum from other gay spazzes.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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The first records ever bought for meWere the soundtrack to Breakdance 2, and the 12" of Neil's Hole In My Shoe. The first records I bought myself were Loadsamoney and Anfield Rap. Bear in mind, I was 11 at the time.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:46,
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We had Hole In My Shoe.I thought it was the B side to Living Doll, but it was probably on a compilation.
I don't think I bought any music for myself until I was 14 or 15.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:57,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC17LNSf4KQ
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:59,
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the b side to Living Doll had an 'amusing' skit in which Vyvyan eats Rik's trousers and a couple of guff gags(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:00,
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It did, didn't it?How I laughed. I wasn't allowed to watch The Young Ones, at the time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:04,
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Someone should post a youtube link to the song itself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:08,
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but what if they did and everyone ignored it, that would be dreadfully embarrassing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:10,
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If that happened to me, I don't think I'd ever smile again :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:15,
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you look like you have bad wind when you smile anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:30,
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that's because I've always got bad wind(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:36,
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I mean, it's never good wind(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:36,
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Speak for yourself. All the jerk chicken, Tyskie and Refried Bean burritos have made mine pretty fucking magnificent.Not so much 'stepping on a duck' as 'stepping on an elephant'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:39,
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dunno, mansounds like something a total fucking bender would do
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:27,
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be that as it may(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:36,
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Vinyl: Def Leopard - Pyromania.CD: ZZ Top - Eliminator (I think).
I don't own the former any more. But Eliminator gets a play every now and then.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:51,
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The only person in ZZ Top without a beard is the drummer, a Mr Gary Beard. Really makes you think doesn't it?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:54,
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Makes me think that someone mentions that fact wherever ZZ Top are mentioned on the internet.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:58,
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Makes me wonder if they'd be successful with a different named drummer so people couldn't bring up that fact.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:03,
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Chris Rhea, Road to Hell.I was about fifteen. I don't feel guilty over it, just a sense of vague disappointment.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:56,
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I taped my dad's copy of that, then spent ages drawing what, in retrospect, was a very simple sleeve for it.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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Haha, I'd really like to see that(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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We'd just done perspective in graphic design, at school,so it was a road, vanishing into the desert, with flames on the horizon. Long since chucked out, I would imagine.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:17,
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Almost exactly what I'd imagined :)I imagined a devil to be in there also :)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:20,
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Nah, empty desert and some flames.A shit artist with no imagination, that's me.
In retrospect, a devil looming over the scene would have been awesome, but then it would have overshadowed the whole album.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:23,
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loltrue enough
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:23,
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if there'd been a looming devil, it just would have looked like the video for tribute by tenacious d(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:29,
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I remember my mum buying it for my dad, and returning it 3 times as, on giving it a listen, the tape appeared to contain nothing but static.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:20,
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Not an unfair critiqueI just googled the album cover. Not green.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:20,
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first i bought myself was 2 unlimited's album on cassettefollowed soon after by the outhere brothers
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:01,
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I feel quite close to you, right now.I had No Limits and Hits Unlimited, for no good reason.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:07,
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the track 'RUOK'was the first time i had ever seen whole words written as single letters. it blew my tiny mind
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:34,
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I think 'I wanna fuck you in the ass' was probably the high point of their career.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:09,
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Girl your booty is so round,I just wanna lay you down.
Let me take you from behind,
I won't come until it's time.
Pure poetry.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:21,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:28,
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I remember seeing that on Tarrant on TV.Chris was a master of the faux-sombre when it came to showing graphic drink-driving ads and the like.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:32,
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yeah, it turned out they were quite rude menplaying 'boom boom boom' on top of the pops was a bit misleading
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:35,
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Yesssss!!2 Unlimited were cool as fuck
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:17,
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she had massive bangers though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:41,
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you've lost me, I'm afraid(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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did she? i wouldn't have noticed at the time. hang on a sec.yep, can confirm. massive bangers
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:49,
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They were no Reel 2 Real.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:41,
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I'd do her in the do!Haha, I can't remember what she looked like. mcbeef will set us straight, she's his wife, or something.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:48,
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No, they were!! And CapellaLoved all that early 90's dance
Culture Beat
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:46,
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Oh, Culture Beat was the first album I bought.Thanks for bringing that up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:53,
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"No go on, tell us, we're interested"(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:05,
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I could be the next Russell Howard with bantz of this qual.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 14:55,
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Friday afternoon lullmods are probably asleep, post skinks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:21,
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www.backwaterreptiles.com/images/skinks/fire-skink-for-sale.jpg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:22,
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5/7www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36737030
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50,
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Push the car in to a lake.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54,
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If you haven't got it working by now, I'd just give up. Insurance job.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:09,
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Pfft. I've got insurance because it's mandatory,not through any remote expectation that it'll be worth the pay-off. I've exceeded the agreed amount many times over.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:11,
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nah matethat'll flood the engine!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:04,
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Boycott is a corruption of "boy-cote", a small round building for keeping troublesome children in"To boycott" effectively means "to shun them to the naughty shed"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54,
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Boycott is a reference to cricketeer Geoffrey BoycottWho picked up his ball and went home after being called a "cack-handed spastic" after fumbling an under-arm bowl in June, 1978.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:58,
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Yeah, getting bored of these(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:53,
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I always have to guess them(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:57,
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there were at least a couple of actual news stories this week (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:00,
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and even a comic book one for the mentally stuntedit was a well-rounded quiz this week
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:05,
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I got that one wrong(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:06,
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Ok, well I got the ones I definitely knewaand incorrectly answered the ones I guessed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:05,
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are you admitting to cheating by knowing things?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:06,
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And on top of that, I lose when I don't know thingsI'm not ashamed
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:08,
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So nothingI never know the answers, so it's pointless me playing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:24,
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So, what you're saying is that we should just do stuff you like all the time and everyone else can do one?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:19,
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Not at allI'm just saying that I will no longer be participating in the BBC News quiz.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:24,
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No fun nelly(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:25,
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Refuses to Guess Rhonda(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:28,
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I'm no fan of BBC cutbacks,but I'll shed not a tear when the News Magazine is shutdown.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:47,
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6/7a personal best, I think
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:53,
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I'M SPARTACUS7 out of motherfuckin' 7 motherfuckers!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:56,
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Here's Johnny... You scored 5 out of 7(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:59,
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Over here taking good old fashioned /talkers posts, this isn't the sort of forum I want my kids growing up in (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:00,
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the problem with /talkers these days is that they don't want to do these posts, that's why you need immigration(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:01,
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Fuck you, I'm making a valuable contribution to your forum economy.Nob.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:02,
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touchyhe was clearly talking about jason
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:03,
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It affects us all!Quick, marry me so I can get a passport.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:04,
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I'm not going to pretend I'm not hurt by this blatant snub,but I guess I'm not entirely surprised.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:28,
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nah i don't like any of them, their posts look funny and stink (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:05,
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^ desperate for bums and glomps(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:06,
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oh wait, is that the joke?I don't know the verb
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:15,
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I've just had to leave my post to buy some beconase.This may have been the most pathetic reason I've ever left my post.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:02,
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Is that like mayonaise but with pork in it?Because I'm interested if it is
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:03,
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Jesus, it actually exists?I was being facetious, but I guess wishes do come true
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:09,
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i've tried it, it's ok in a 'wholly unnecessary' sort of wayyou know what's NOT great? bacon flavoured rolling papers
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:14,
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Have you seen this?cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0713/9615/products/marshmallow_fluff_grande.jpg?v=1425993761
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:15,
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I have The 'american' section in Tesco is just awful. Not to mention unreasonably expensive.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:16,
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My local Morrisons has an Irish section.It just has stuff you can get in Britain but with different names. Barry's tea, Tayto crisps etc.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:19,
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yer, one of my old housemates always had a jar and i'd nick a bit from time to time(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:21,
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yeah, it's finejust the marshmallow version of nutella or wahtever, really
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:26,
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I thought beconase was the language of people who won't stop talking about themselves(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:07,
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nasal sprays can do oneI hate them
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:10,
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I got prescribed a few different nasal inhalers, as a kid.Not only is squiring stuff up your nose really uncomfortable (despite what mcbeef would say), expecting the medication have any effect before an already runny nose expels it is wildly optimistic.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:22,
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Gormo suffers fromGAYFEVER!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:11,
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As demonstrated via the medium of interpretive danceby no less a man than John Travolta.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:12,
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The soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever is good. The film itself can do one.I'm not going to be surprised with me being hounded for this.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:13,
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I agree, the soundtrack is goodBut I also like the film. Grease is for girls and gays, but SNF is grim.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:14,
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I agree with 2Hats.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:23,
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Well, perhaps we should continue this converationover, say...dinner?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:25,
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Oh, I say!You're not backwards in coming forwards, are you?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:50,
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I should say not!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:53,
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By every possible definition, disco is shitThe music, the nightclubs, the Land Rovers, even the fucking crisps, they're all abominations that should be destroyed with a scorched earth policy.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:16,
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I signed up for the Shifty Disco singles club once but it folded before the year was throughso you may be onto something here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:22,
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come to think of it Too Pure folded after I signed up for their singles club and allbut at least they finished the year off
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:23,
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I'd probably have let a couple of the artists on their roster do thatPJ Harvey, the fit one off of Electrelane, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:40,
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I'd only let PJ Harvey do it if she promised not to talk.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:54,
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oh, by singles club I thought you meant some sort of pre-Tinder matchmaking service(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:54,
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they matched me up with records I might like(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:06,
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At work, 'disco' is used as a contraction of 'disconnect'So I always daydream when I hear about the 'Frankfurt Disco Project'.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:27,
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I don't approve of this contraction at all.Work contractions and abbreviations make me die inside.
Especially when the people using the abbreviations don't know what they mean.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:27,
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Oh, I agreeDisco is no easier to say than Disconnect. It's ridiculous. And it makes it sound like it's a fucking disco, which is distracting for idiots. Like me.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:29,
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A while back I was dealing with a PM who insisted we use skype for everything.Despite it being a pain in the arse to install and work through our proxy, he seemed to think it was important that we used it rather than picking up a phone and calling him.
I think he must've read somewhere it's an essential PM tool and wanted to use it to look cool. He was basically a very simple walking flowchart.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:34,
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My company offers Skype, Lync, Hangouts and Webexand no matter what's used, it doesn't work for one person.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:39,
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To be fair, none of us could be bothered installing it because he was a pain in the arse.And we had phones. Because it's an office.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:44,
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Our company is moving away from its own imeeting system, and adopting Skypebut so far everyone that's tried it has had problems. And because it's maintained by Microsoft and not our own IT department, no one can fix it either. It's a farce.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:42,
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We've got MS office communicator. It's pretty much the same as mid-2000's msn.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:44,
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The IM system we use is called QAnd it works. The teleconference system is our own system, developed and maintained in house. And it works.
But no, let's all use Skype. Which doesn't fucking work.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:55,
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We did that with all our HR stuff.We now use some piece of shit from oracle.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:59,
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^^they licence it to the firm, so my company calls it Lync, and my old place called it [Company]Messenger
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:55,
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I think Lync is what replaced it.This is the 2007 edition.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:57,
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Isn't Lync being replaced by Skype, anyway, now that MS own both?NHS email has just been upgraded to the latest Outlook Web App, and it's fucking shite.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:58,
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I think I've finally worked out how to get outlook to automatically reject our company-wide lunchtime seminars.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:00,
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The crisps are alright.I can always get a cheap multipack in Poundstretcher.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:42,
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I've not seen them in yonks.I quite fancy a pack of brannigans now though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:46,
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I've just eaten a pack of ham & pickle Brannigan's.Uncanny!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:49,
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+willy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:01,
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Kif Kroker or GTFO.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:08,
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I got all 7 right without cheating. This is good.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:18,
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you get to leave work early if you manage that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:19,
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If I knew that I might start bothering to pay attention to what is happening.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:21,
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But we always leave early on a friday(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:26,
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I got 5, which is much better than normal.It must be easier.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:20,
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samefirst time ever. i'm unreasonably proud of myself
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:22,
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b3ta.com/talk/7962935
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:24,
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I've just noticed all the grey lines highlighting new posts.(
Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:26,
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You spaz(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:31,
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Prior to this, I've been looking at /talk thinking"how does anybody find anything in this MADNESS?"
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:34,
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Was it not lighty yesterday?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:41,
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Pretty sure I kept quiet when I realisedit was a bunch of other stuff I didn't know.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:37,
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7/7 - DULL DULL DULLCan't we have something a little more challenging for the intellectuals among us?
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6/7i got the cluedo one wrong
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:11,
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So, what's the verdict on /talk's reading club?Better or worse than yesterday's internal combustion group?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:46,
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^Reads aloud, needs to follow the text with his finger.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:54,
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Ixnay on the ingerfay(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:07,
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You just did(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:46,
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I type '*nix' but would only ever say 'unix-like'. And probably only if my job demanded it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:01,
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I had a bit of a wank over the bit where everyone was talking about fannies(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:55,
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We all love a surgically enhanced fanny.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:09,
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Perhaps Lexi Belle and Mandingo could do a credible film about it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:13,
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i didn't really understand how any of it related to ducks(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:57,
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i'm starting to suspect that you don't even have a penusand this is all just a ruse
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:16,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:18,
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delicious taste? checkfiddly to get into? check
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:23,
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Minor choking hazard? check(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25,
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Are you now just listing pistachio facts?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31,
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i no longer remember what the point of this was(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33,
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Me eitherGot loads of cherries off the tree this year. Actual edible ones, too.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33,
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Depends what you plan on doing with the cherries I suppose(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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i love cherry flavoured stuff, but i'm not that keen on actual cherrieswhat do you think of that?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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Well I'm blown away by this revelation(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40,
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I think you may have got things the wrong way around(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:42,
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I had a little nut tree, but nothing would it bear(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:41,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:47,
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Yours is cleverer, but I still like mine(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49,
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I don't like anyone else's I've seen so far.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:53,
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Look at it this way, being a fairly simple 2 stroke, a rebore and a fancy carburettor and air box and I reckon I can get 75 to 80 mph.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:08,
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mcbeef's your man for "air bix".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:10,
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^ this would be funny if Windy weren't so quick on the edit.Oh well, I'm sure all this talk of bike engines will get manolith's motor running!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:11,
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yeah, i'm glad we're engaged in a 'who can be the most boring' contestbut forum equality for all. talk about whatever you like.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:19,
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i don't blame them fleeing that hellhole for a better life here on the developed board(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:26,
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fair do's but they should really try and fit in not recreate that shithole over here (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:27,
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Wait until swipe comes overYou'll love her
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:28,
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QOTWexit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31,
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The 175, the 250 I haven't had a proper look at because it's in the worst condition. But that ought to do 80 odd easy as stock.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:15,
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Fair play thoughwanking a bookworm is really fucking difficult
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:34,
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Can't believe I missed engine chat :(Mine's over-fueling and coking up the plugs, and everything. I have *anecdotes*
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:44,
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You still driving that golf?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48,
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On and offWhen I'm not taking taxis or getting lifts from the woman.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49,
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golf is a sport, you idiotalthough 'driving' is a golf term. so maybe it's just nightmarish grammar
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49,
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Yeah, but I'll have the last laugh.I've spunked on one of your dinner plates and I'm not telling you which one.
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Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:51,
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jokes on you, he lives in a greek restaurantopa!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54,
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I just want everyone to know that I haven't been sick today. And haven't eaten in 3 days.
I might get a kebab and box of wine.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50,
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can you have your depressing breakdown somewhere else please?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:51,
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Send full postcode (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:54,
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Postfach 17
8127 Forch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:03,
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If someone answers three questions in a row with one-word answers, say thanks and walk awayWhat pearl of wisdom do you want to dish out?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:10,
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I splashed my "pearls of wisdom" all over your nan's tits.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:24,
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monster munch is skwisgaar squigelf AICMFP(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:28,
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That's vaguely horrifying.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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I don't think I have the energy, SS :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:38,
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coupla these will sort you outwww.sippify.com.au/sites/default/files/additional/hinrgcan.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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JesusIs that legal?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:43,
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can't bethe alcohol content must surely have to be higher for them to claim it as a vodka drink
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:52,
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available to buy herewww.sippify.com.au/spirits/hi-nrg-vodka-energy-drink-65-alc
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:56,
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Is this you? It looks like it might be you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:35,
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I'm not hearing no.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:38,
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^always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:40,
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I dance like EVERYONE's watching(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:44,
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you're just too good to be truecan't take my eyes off of you
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:15,
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before starting any conversation with a romantic partner remind themIf there are two ways to take something I say, and one of them makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:30,
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Solid advice.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:31,
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terrible adviceThere, fixed.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:34,
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I hope this day finds you well, scouse(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:35,
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I played your record to a friend last night.He thought it was pretty good. So we're not friends anymore. Thanks mate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:32,
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lol he sounds like a right prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:34,
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So it seems.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:41,
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we've reduced the price, if he wants to pick up a copy for himself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:33,
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Just because you can fix it, doesn't mean you should. A new one is often much more cost effective. Gary. You fucking knob.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:30,
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I don't fix things out of cost-effectivenessI fix them because I don't agree with chucking fixable stuff into a landfill
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:33,
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I'm talking work environment(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:36,
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my boss tried to chew me out yesterday because my costs were too highI told him that if I'd refilmed his video liked he'd asked me to instead of fixing the tiny error like I did, then the costs would be doubled. He just turned around and walked away, and I know it's going to be another chip to add to the Super size portion of fries he already has on his shoulder.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:47,
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Make do and mend.You're probably the reason university fees are always going up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:43,
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I fixed my kitchen scales at the weekend.I even managed to not lose my temper when I broke a wire and had to solder it on, twice.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:26,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7962842
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:44,
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It'd have taken longer to go to a shop and buy new scales.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:50,
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you reach-around with your hand and grab it then wank it hard(
$$ ✅, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:32,
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gmt 1675 will imho become a much sort after piece in years to come , buy now (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:33,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:35,
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make sure it has the original dial, not a service replacement (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:37,
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i fucking would, you want a matching dial and hands, give it 5 years and you'll have made good money(
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:42,
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Give me hope joe allen give me hope joe allen(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:59,
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Who with the what now?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:07,
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MorningCheeky half day of work then hitting the beers :D
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:09,
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good planI just choked on a grapefruit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:14,
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There are easier ways to work out that you're not a snake(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:27,
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Why couldn't the hipster eat his porridge?He was trying to eat it before it was cool
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:39,
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Speaking of which, Gormo's "overnight oats" idea worked out really well.Hipster breakfasts are the future.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:51,
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Search for that brings up an endorsement by frisbee, don't think I'll be trying it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:00,
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Best breakfast ever, according to my daughter, so cheers for the tip off.She wants to eat it everyday, so I think she'll be a bit disappointed when I insist that she can't load it up with such sugary toppings every time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:04,
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Almost certainly.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:23,
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HAPPY FRIDAY YOU SMELLY CUNTS!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:41,
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Tell him he's the smelliest cunt of all.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:49,
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Mangled apricot hellbeast(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:45,
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b3ta.com/talk/7962663
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 7:50,
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my OPs too tough for me this war(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:07,
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knock yourself outIt'll be two weeks before I'm competitive at this level
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:40,
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so wiz/archers/giants is still a valid tactic if I level 'em up?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:02,
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Don't lvl up your town hall, get your troops up, wiz and giants (
mongychops, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:08,
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Your war game thing is soooo last weekAll the
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:28,
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Totally pushing that prick down the boardUp yours, dickfaces.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:18,
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I'm monster munch, and I endorse this message.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:12,
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I have just violently emptied the contents of my stomach via my mouth Right next to the toilet.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:47,
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Don't worry, you can just order a black prostitute and when you've finished having depressing sex with her you can offer her another five quid to clean your sick up.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:54,
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HahahahahahaSo your mum IS free tonight?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:02,
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Can they replace power steering pumps? I think their hourly rate might be less than a garage. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:03,
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True but the mechanics are probably more to look at. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:09,
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The first person to derive meaning from this will win ten shillings.(
CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:21,
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I think spanishfly is saying he gets more sexually aroused looking at mechanics.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:09,
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Frustratingly very close(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:10,
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Mummy, wow! I'm a big boy, now.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:03,
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You've changed. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:10,
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I've been working out.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 0:00,
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Newly-discovered semen intolerance?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:32,
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Something like that yeah (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:42,
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Clearly you've mistaken /talk for a PTHC role playing forum.Easy mistake to make, you want /board though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:47,
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nah, just some cuntpops up every now and then. good instincts though. see something, say something
#dozerwatch
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:29,
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A good clue is when he gazzes a hundred people from his new account before posting anythingKind of gives it away
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:37,
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+toWhat do you want, a bloody medal? That's not impressive from anyone but Gonz and bumless.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:16,
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Since I started eating #overnightoats I've been doing an extra shut per day. It's a bonus to an already Reem state of affairs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:31,
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I mocked your stupid raw porridge idea,but I've stuck some in the fridge for tomorrow, nonetheless. Had a little help preparing it, so they're topped with excessive quantities of honey and peanut butter, plus a frozen strawberry for good measure.
Mrs munch has found some mason jars in the cupboard so, if this test batch is acceptable, I'm going full hipster.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:43,
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sup(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:54,
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speech maker exe:1. empty rhetoric and platitude
2. one plus one equals two.
3. two minus two equals zero.
4. empty rhetoric and platitude
5. profit?!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:12,
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I'm sure you've had them all anyway(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:16,
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It's no pr1ckb0t(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:13,
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What's this then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:13,
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ian botham's footpenis(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:15,
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Alright 2can sometimes I take a loratadine in the evening even though I took one first thing, will this kill me? (
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:39,
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Stone dead.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:47,
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Haha no only kidding. Yeah, you can take 2 or three of them a day from time to time if you need, just might make you a bit drowsy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:48,
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Cool. Loratadine doesn’t make me that drowsy so that's good. Cheers 2can!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:51,
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You will definitely die if you do this.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:10,
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Then again, you will definitely die if you don't do it, too./existential medical advice
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:11,
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Hello valued forum member Artifus! You look AMAZINGOne plus one equals two, which is great! However, two minus two equals zero, which is not as good.
But YOU are great, and we love having you around!
Money please.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:25,
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I know I'm the nice one here, but this is rubbish and you should be ashamed.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:30,
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i know and i knowyou are and i am
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:30,
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ding ding ding, time to go homeyeah, it's ok, i've cleared it with your boss.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:39,
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can i not stay for a bit? if i go home now she'll start and i know she's been drinking with her friend this afternoon(
mongychops, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:47,
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your boss said to go to the pub and put a few pints on expenses, his treat(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:56,
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she doesn't deserve you xxxyou need to stand up for yourself and report her for domestic abuse
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:10,
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I left ages ago, and I'm already at homeWhat do you think of that, eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:12,
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the boss was calling for youyou need to see him first thing tomorrow morning. Sounds serious.
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$$ ✅, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:20,
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i think you should shut up(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:20,
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omg me tooI've celebrated with a little beer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:20,
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