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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:30, archived)
urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:34, archived)
get over it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, archived)
*retch*
alright
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, archived)
hairball?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:41, archived)
yeah, maybe
I do lick a lot of animals
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:12, archived)
someone's gotta go round finding out which ones taste good

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:41, archived)
fyi, capuchin = bad

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:53, archived)
lol, 'pu'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:55, archived)
I walked right into that one, didn't I!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
two hats licked a pu! two hats licked a pu!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:59, archived)
Biggy has found a new way of annoying Coconut Boy
With words like 'tube', instead of pronouncing them 'tyoob' he goes for the american pronunciation, 'toob'. It drives him crazy. It's quite amusing to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
don't tell 'em about 'aloominum'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:04, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:05, archived)
You minx!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:54, archived)
more of a dodger, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:58, archived)
i've given you a couple of options here, haters

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, archived)
^menace

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:13, archived)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:58, archived)
tangles raises an important point here
*erection joke*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)
who's your favourite member of little mix?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:59, archived)
those little foamy prawn-shaped ones

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:02, archived)
I'm feeling prawny

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, archived)
i'm a bit crabby

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, archived)
*mild pang of nostalgia for chemical foam prawn sweets*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:07, archived)
i remember manning the sweet stall at a jumble sale when i was a scout
seeing other kids agonise over how best to spend their 14p or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)
+spider
the sweet stall at a jumble sale when i was
seeing other kids agonise over how best to spend their 14p or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, archived)
cripes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:08, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:15, archived)
*elbows on table*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/xVvHL.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, archived)
looked like they were going to kiss

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, archived)
it'll happen one day

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:06, archived)
"Did he just try and kiss me?"
"Yeah, a little bit."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:08, archived)
wow, that guy really wanted a hug

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:04, archived)
gllloooOOOOOOrrrioousss!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:13, archived)
is it storm vs roode?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:40, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:45, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:48, archived)
TNA was in real danger of being good once
Styles, Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, Roode, and so on and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:52, archived)
i wrote something like this then deleted it as it seems more appropriate for gaz
but fuck it, you're right. did you ever see much of the motor city machine guns? they were the tits
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:59, archived)
I did
They had some great talent. Unfortunately they also had Bischoff and Hogan, whose collective name should be 'Money Sponge'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
Someone could get hurt, doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:18, archived)
and yet, most of the time they don't
that's why they're the greatest athletes in the world
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:40, archived)
Yeah.
It probably is much harder to not injure someone whilst laying a flying elbow drop on them, than to hurt them. Credit where it's due.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:49, archived)
this probably hurt
warning: horrible
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:55, archived)
Yikes
I thought it was going to be Sid Vicious breaking his leg. That made me feel a bit sick, first time I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
Here we are, gross-fans!
media.giphy.com/media/MnGR7IdzempiM/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:58, archived)
i can't watch stuff like that
visible limb breaks, etc make me feel sick too

they used to have a video playing non-stop in the deco on elm grove and it was a lovely mix of kittens being silly and horrific sports injuries
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:03, archived)
lol, weird

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:03, archived)
Thanks to my phone for playing that back at a very low frame rate, really driving home the horror.
Bit like that video of Steve-O shattering both his able ankles, a couple of months back. Nasty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, archived)
appropriately named Cov player:
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3175860/David-Busst-recalls-horror-freak-collision-against-Manchester-United-1996-ended-career.html

you probably shouldn't click that if you're squeamish
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, archived)

if you're squeamish because it's the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:17, archived)
they had the best photos
you can't really see much on the youtube footage, apart from Schmeichel looking pretty upset about what he'd just witnessed
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:21, archived)
Peter Schmeichel had to have counselling after that happened

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
Fuck.
My kids are always doing flips on the trampoline, and I'm dead scared that they're going to do something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
Me last summer, shouting out of the window:
"NO RKO's/TORNADO DDT's/PERFECTPLEXES/GERMAN SUPLEXES"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:05, archived)
OK DAD
*canadian destroyer*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:08, archived)
I'll bet the neighbours love this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:10, archived)
I stopped caring what they think a long time ago
they make way more racket than we do all year round, so we make up for it in the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:14, archived)
Not to mention their ridiculous overuse of their tumble dryer.
The monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:19, archived)
A guy named Charles Robinson didn't know how to 'take' the Macho Man elbow drop
and ended up with a few broken ribs and a collapsed lung
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)
as in the referee?
i didn't know that. was this when he was li'l naitch?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:25, archived)
Yes it was!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:32, archived)
they really fuck up their bodies though

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:51, archived)
yeah, i know
aside from a select few, not many people truly 'survive' the wrestling business
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
Poo chat
I just did a turd that nearly poked over the rim of the bowl, it was that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:07, archived)
One of my friend's crowning glory (if you'll pardon the expression)
that he once did a poo so long, it hit the water before he crimped it off
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:14, archived)
I once tried one of them european squatter bogs and didn't realise you're supposed to have your bumhole down by your ankles rather than a 'teeing off at golf' pose.
Missed the hole didn't I.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:34, archived)
I'd worry about falling in.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:39, archived)
+love

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:06, archived)
aw where's shambles when you need a long, tedious, unnecessary debate about the relative merits of Polish plumbing?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, archived)
no need m8
it flushed in one go with minimal post-poo brushing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:18, archived)
willy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:15, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:36, archived)
thorne?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:42, archived)
ah
callbacks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 11:54, archived)
ballcacks, more like

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:00, archived)
Fuck BST, Grrry.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:05, archived)
I like it
sun's up, birds are chirping, saw the sunset last night with my evening whisky, it's all good with me
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:11, archived)
^ This

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:52, archived)
Fuck both of you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)
your morning wood is an hour late

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:03, archived)
Morginh

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:16, archived)
a bold rethink of the traditional morning concept

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, archived)
Yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:19, archived)
word up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, archived)
Fo' shizzle mah Grrryzzle.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:14, archived)
I'm in a forest, eating mealworms

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:21, archived)
g'day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:28, archived)
don't forget:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26235
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:29, archived)
I'm still not certain the current batch of mental illnesses are actually real
and not just catch-all to justify this generation's utter pointlessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)
Happy International whisk(e)y day everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)
this one is relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:33, archived)
I'm about to have a lady clean my ears out with warm water and hopefully say soothing things to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:55, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:56, archived)
you wouldn't have said that if you saw what came out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:52, archived)
Oh believe me, I've seen how bad it can be
I've had it done a couple of times, and it's been extraordinary each time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
Spider eggs, inr

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:05, archived)
well they were *somethings* eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)
Extra £30 for a happy ending?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:58, archived)
crappy bending more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:00, archived)
NHS not private

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:51, archived)
my cousin had that done
better than sex, he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:02, archived)
I hope to have experienced both one day

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:05, archived)

that done
better than
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, archived)
I'll do it for free

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)
so did she

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
yeah right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 8:55, archived)
you're such a doubting Thomas mate

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:02, archived)
no I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:03, archived)
sorry, I meant pillock

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:09, archived)
well yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:11, archived)
An asp? As in, the snake?
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/drunk-and-disorderly-drugs-possession-theft-the-latest-court-cases-in-portsmouth-1-7885457
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:16, archived)
I think it's the baton the filth use

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)
then why don't they call it a baton?
then stupid people won't think that criminals are using snakes as weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
Maybe it's a baton with a snake wrapped around it,
aka 'the asclepius'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:23, archived)
because a baton is a solid rod used in races
while an ASP is an extendable metal bar with a golf-ball sized lump of steel at the end, specifically designed for breaking bones. They're different things.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:24, archived)

n extendable metal bar with a golf-ball sized lump of steel at the end, specifically designed for breaking bones. They're different things. snake
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:25, archived)
Did they give him an ASPO?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:19, archived)
it's definitely a snake
the guy was high on coke, trying to whip people 'indiana jones' style, with a fucking snake
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, archived)
"Dude, like, get back."

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:29, archived)
that's a great...
...LINK!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:49, archived)
Erm...his name is Zelda, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:50, archived)
Sad!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
I think many of us could benefit from a thinking skills course

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:09, archived)
yes, it is morning
but should it be?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:24, archived)
woah
mind = blown
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:26, archived)
no, not at all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:28, archived)
don't think you can impose moral judgement on a time period

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
shows what you know

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:34, archived)
Are we all here? Looks like we're all here
Ok, so who wants to start the first proper thread of Spring?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 9:51, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 10:13, archived)
Woo, church!
There's at least one happy-clappy hymn in this morning's service - yuk.
Morning, all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)
I'm at work. Triple time though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:19, archived)
fuck
but fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:21, archived)
All done.
Gonna have a beer in the garden I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:26, archived)
You deserve it, champ
Although that lawn looks as though it needs mowing
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:50, archived)
Fuck you. It's a wild garden for the bees you love so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:27, archived)
Remember to thank the vicar for the service

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
mm is a choirboy?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, archived)
head choirboy
HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:12, archived)
Kennethwilliams.jpg
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:43, archived)
I assumed that everyone put their clocks forward the night before
I'm learning so much about the right and wrong way to do things
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, archived)
I only need to put the cooker clock forward
the rest is done by magic and love
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:13, archived)
Aw, that's lovely that
I've had a clock that I have to change by turning a dial! A dial!!! In the 21st century!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
we've got two
but the batteries have been flat for weeks

if i want to know what the time is i've got to boot my PC, or go out
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:00, archived)
I once spent an extra hour at lunch 'cos explorer crashed and the system tray clock froze.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
Get a watch you weirdo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:45, archived)
fucking cyborgs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:03, archived)
Alright 'Molly from the Neuromancer'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:09, archived)
^possibly the worst literary reference I've ever made.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:24, archived)
Oh thought it was a "J Lo" thing

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, archived)
i still don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:51, archived)
Her protein shakes bring all the boys to the killing floor.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:31, archived)
the spice must flow

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, archived)
Well I thought it was quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:42, archived)
I don't even own a clock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
Ah, a renter eh
well there's nothing wrong with that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:17, archived)
r u a wizard?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:20, archived)
I always wake up confused because my phone puts its own clock forward, so I leave the living room clock as it is until I can make sense of it all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:11, archived)
Changing the clock on the video 'member?
Or perhaps not, maybe you let the thing flash '12:00' like some sort of cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:54, archived)
Word to your mother
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-8b6LgnMk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 12:18, archived)
Word
Word word
youtu.be/izuMg1GGnMc
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:31, archived)
i'd rather dig my eyes out with a fucking spoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
Put your clocks forward NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:42, archived)
who's the president?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:43, archived)
President Putin

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:44, archived)
brie olson

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:47, archived)
Oh, did she take over from Lexi Belle?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, archived)
lexy bel

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:33, archived)
moserella

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:39, archived)
Oh I get it, cheese/porn star crossovers.
Er...nah can't be bothered actually. Gnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:52, archived)
Are you fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
nah mate it makes sense if you think about it,
then they'll be right when you get up in the morning and you won't have to wake up in the middle of the night to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:54, archived)
I have made a decision.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:45, archived)
is it the right decision?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:20, archived)
Probably not

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
I loved my little MX-5
Wouldn't buy another one mind. Rusty piece of crap it ended up being. Classic cars are hard work and I can't be arsed anymore. At least with bikes you can strip down in an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j03LKhZa8UE
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:46, archived)
shit, I still need to post your massive box
I'll do it monday
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:07, archived)
You're lucky it didn't turn you gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:55, archived)
OK. As long as you're sure.
I would say it's been nice knowing you...but...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:31, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
penguin

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:45, archived)
Club

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
You're thinking of seals.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, archived)
Is there no thread today or has Spanishfly posted?
I'm not logging out to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:38, archived)
Right click, "Open link in new private window"
alt: "Open in incognito tab"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:43, archived)
Done.
I don't know why he has me on ignore. It's a bit annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, archived)
He also gets upset if someone replies to him and gets upset if no-one replies to him, and upset if someone points out that he's skipped his meds again, keyword: upset
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:14, archived)
I could tell you Windy, but I don't want to break your heart

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:44, archived)
I think I'll just have to live in ignorance.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, archived)
there is now

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:52, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:16, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:43, archived)
fancy going to this:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26235

I'm well up for it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
I hear Rachel McKenzie is a real goer.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:14, archived)
read the faq noob

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:17, archived)
How do I fucking swear?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:20, archived)
it's a family forum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, archived)
you're probably right though

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, archived)
Yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:33, archived)
This place would look dead on its arse if you couldn't see spanishfly.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, archived)
morning
what colour is that car?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:11, archived)
Red with polka dots on

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:17, archived)
Blue.
I will upload a photo in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/2tt2n
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:26, archived)
I will upload photos of the other potentials as well

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:27, archived)
SLK
imgur.com/gallery/npTP8
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:28, archived)
An SLK for that price will be an utter turd
expect a blown turbo at the very least
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:35, archived)
The MGF looks sweet.
They have head gasket problems but in the thread he states it's had the head gasket replaced and has the documents to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, archived)
yeah, and besides that the K-series engine is actually pretty solid
you just have to remember that finding a mechanic who wants to touch it might be tougher than usual. Although underneath I think they're still just a Rover 45 or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:08, archived)
MGF
imgur.com/a/BqDIY
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:29, archived)
That looks to be the best buy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:12, archived)
MX5
i51.tinypic.com/10mnfol.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, archived)
That is quite good I must say

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:47, archived)
I love how tinypic appears to be a window onto the internet at the turn of the century.
And also how it never loads the picture, just all the crud surrounding it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:24, archived)
Good morning, Mr fly.
Good morning, /talk
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:18, archived)
Morning Eminem

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, archived)
*stands up*

Very generous of you to be buying a car for your girlfriend, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, archived)
You cunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, archived)
I love you, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:15, archived)
This Departed soundtrack is fucking killer

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:26, archived)
Have you seen infernal affairs?
That's killer
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:33, archived)
Morning all
So, that leaked Metal Gear Solid 6 footage looks interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:17, archived)
lol, rubber willy!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:59, archived)
Rubber...willy?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:53, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:40, archived)
Alright BS it's like the dead are walking the earth
Multiple denizens of /talk have taken me off ignore.

Pricks
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:46, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:41, archived)
Drunk. Also assembled the chin up/ leg raise stand in my room. It looks a bit like hospital equipment but will hopefully give me the abs my wife has always dreamed of

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:07, archived)

a i
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:09, archived)
I'm going to rest my eyes now.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:15, archived)
Anyone around for some car chat I could use some advice...
Please
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:27, archived)
I let my car run almost completely dry of oil and coolant for hundreds of miles
I don't think I'm the right person to ask tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:32, archived)
Just posting to say I can't help
Good luck on your quest
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:34, archived)
Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You know you can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:15, archived)
ASK HER OUT.
You'll regret it later if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:16, archived)
what's up?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:26, archived)
Been to see and test drive an MX-5 today. L reg, 1.6. 140k miles.
Wants £500 for it, well will take £500 initially it was advertised as £900, it has some advisories that need taking care of but MOT until august...

Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:38, archived)
as long as you think of it as a project then it's well worth it
they engines are pretty unbreakable but you'll probably need some welding doing. if it's going to be a bit of a hobby then go for it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:10, archived)
Yes rear wheel arches need some attention and welding.
It would be a bit of a project I think, I need something to keep me busy anyway. Cheers for the advice.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:22, archived)
Any car under a grand will need a few hundred quid thrown at it for the next MOT
As long as you accept that, you can't go wrong with a car that moves for 500.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:13, archived)
This was pretty much my take on it. Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:21, archived)
Ahaha it sounds shit and rubbish and it's a girls car

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:09, archived)
How's the cameras on your house
Ya big spazzy on the spectrum bum fun Fuck nugget
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:12, archived)
Well if i check the front camera I can see my bmw 3 series which is a proper car that a man would drive.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:19, archived)
And if you check TomatoCam there is a black man masturbating in your green house.
I do own another car you know you fuck wit. This one is just for a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:46, archived)
I suppose that makes sense if your idea of fun is pretending to be a girl

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 0:02, archived)
It is. Yes.
Is yours pretending to be a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 0:19, archived)
Do you remember that...
Fun?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:47, archived)
is it one of those wanky feeble 4 cylinder ones
that people buy because they can't afford a real BMW?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, archived)
I am guessing so.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, archived)
Try not to.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:31, archived)
The best car is a ferrari

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:05, archived)
So as it is Friday
Can we have the custom roll call of people leaving early to rub it in to us 5:30'ers. Also, top this for a Reddit sub to follow
Also: Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule is brilliant, discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:01, archived)
gher than the sun
*Primal Scream face*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:03, archived)
/r/leavingworknow

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:03, archived)
i am going home shortly
there to await the calls of madness that will come for the next 5 hours or so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:08, archived)
Didn't know you were covering the phones for Comic Relief

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:17, archived)
i'd prefer that, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:21, archived)
I didn't even go to work today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:25, archived)
How are you?
Or rather, what did the doctor say?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:27, archived)
bit nosey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:45, archived)
Hey, I care
sue me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:47, archived)
Still a bit shit
Apparently my chest sounds clear and I probably don't need more antibiotics, but she gave me some anyway and we're going to have a look in case it's something more sinister, but I mustn't worry because it probably isn't
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:45, archived)
Now would be an excellent time to rewatch Alien.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:48, archived)
My mum was dead in 3 months with those, lucky cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:29, archived)
Harry Hill peaked with TV burp. Now it's just childish desperation.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:26, archived)
No, he peaked with the Harry Hill show on Channel 4
Everything since has been a derivative of that. But even an nth of Harry Hill is a shit-ton better than anything else ITV churns out.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:29, archived)
I like his observational comedy.
He doesn't need all the slapstick bollocks.

Not that I rate him at all.
Or ITV
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:31, archived)
Pretty much this, although I think Fruit Corner was slightly better than the TV version.
Fruit Fancies was a bit strange, if memory serves.
TV Burp was great, though, and my kids are enjoying this latest venture.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:40, archived)
Work....Oh hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:27, archived)
I hope England actually score a goal Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:44, archived)
the whole of england?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:48, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:49, archived)
well we could all use the confidence boost, let's face it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:50, archived)
I bet I trip over the ball or summat
clumsy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:50, archived)
I just hope that our only striker scores a hat trick

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:53, archived)
just make sure to roll around on the floor clutching your shin afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:55, archived)
just like when he plays arrows!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:57, archived)
Issue with a customer at 5pm on a Friday.
UGH
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:03, archived)
Kick em in the cunt and fuck off to the pub.
/management
(Sammy Lee's Half Time Wees, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:01, archived)
Hey, you.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:18, archived)
^best boss ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:12, archived)
I was in my car by 5:27. Fancy that!
#livingthedream
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:26, archived)
I was in your car by 5:15.
Sorry about the mess in the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:27, archived)
5.30 on a Friday?
Christ almighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 19:57, archived)
sadly my working week is just starting
this is my Monday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:03, archived)
RIP in peace, The Doveston
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39366589

5, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:04, archived)
6 for me...
That fucking nationality bitch dun me over.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:06, archived)
Bit aggressive, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:10, archived)
I only knew 1
managed to guess 3/7
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:07, archived)
3
Out of which i only knew 1, which was the autistic muppet
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:10, archived)
SPOILER ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
5 this time round

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:16, archived)
0
I refuse to pander to the loony left BBC
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
Fake news!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:38, archived)
6,4000,1

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:25, archived)
Fake news

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:30, archived)
5
Used to date that old lady, she was a go-er
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:34, archived)
5, for certain high values of 5

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:39, archived)
thanks for that thread, GeordieJay
now we all know what everyone is or is going to be up to. But let's have some fun and turn that all around:

What you all down with?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:43, archived)
Pneumonia

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:49, archived)
I apologise for not being able to heal you with my comment

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:51, archived)
Get fucked four eyes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:30, archived)
Manflu.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:51, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
Syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:53, archived)
okay

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
the clown

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:53, archived)
^ Judge Snyder

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)
16 years

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:58, archived)
Really?
It'd stopped being funny long before he said "the clown is down".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:12, archived)

youtu.be/frf6E8kVQY8
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:06, archived)
^gay for doink

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
what a waste of what could've been a decent gimmick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:34, archived)
who knew he even had 35 moves, eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRNGS_45AA

isn't there a new clown wrestler that is going out with foley's daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
I didn't know he was a wrestler
he certainly doesn't come across as one on their "reality" show
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
Mass deportation

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:56, archived)
where to, preferably?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, archived)
Somewhere nice...
There must be another undiscovered island where we can make Australia 2: The Sequel
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:02, archived)
I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:14, archived)
my bad self

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:00, archived)
Jesus Christ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:04, archived)
is that an answer to the question, or a general response?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:19, archived)
Going

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:15, archived)
like in that song where after that they say
down down down down down woo oo hooo, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:21, archived)
Are you thinking of 'Durban Deep' by Elton John?
Or are you thinking of something else?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:23, archived)
no, I'm sorry, it was something else, but also 80'ish
but I hadn't heard that one before
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:25, archived)
That's alright.
I probably haven't heard the one to which you're referring.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:38, archived)
Down down deeper and down

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
Teh Quo!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:40, archived)
Where did it all go wrong after Pictures of Matchstick Men eh?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:49, archived)
or Teh Spice Girls

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:42, archived)
Really?
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
Why, album track 'Saturday Night Divas', of course.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
You make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:00, archived)
Mission accomplished

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
This is also a P!nk song.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
the sickness (richard cheese version)

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, archived)
Lady boarder's

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
Yeah yeah, very nice.
what you all up to this weekend then?

I'm chilling the fuck out tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:10, archived)
Church on Sunday - woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, archived)
Is that like Ski on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
I'd burn up on entry

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:32, archived)
Need more lube

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, archived)
Richard Dawkins: Why?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:33, archived)
I think someone criticised one of his books, and he's never really gotten over it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:37, archived)
that must be God Delusion
the rest of his books on zoology/ethology are great reads
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:41, archived)
I don't read text books.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:43, archived)
don't worry, there are pictures in it too

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:44, archived)
Yeah, but turning pages is even more arduous than scrolling down.
All books should be condensed to A4 diagrams, then laminated.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, archived)
The Church Arms, you mean! hahahahahah
seriously though, church is a total waste of time. Stay at home and spend some fun time with your family. It's later than you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, archived)
wahey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:44, archived)
Alright, The Specials.
I only go 'cos I make the kids go, and I could easily ditch them at the door, if I so wished.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:45, archived)
hang on
you don't want to go but you make your kids go?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, archived)
Why do you make the kids go?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, archived)
Their cub pack is affiliated with the church down the road.
I don't begrudge them a couple of hours on a Sunday morning, three times a year. The kids all hate it, so it probably builds character.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:50, archived)
Oh I see

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:50, archived)
Yeah.
To be honest, I could probably go every week, and be quite happy about it, but the whole "not believing in a god" thing makes it seem like a waste of time.
Missus and I thought about joining the local church when we lived in a small village, as it seemed like a good way to engage with the local community, but the pub across the road was a better bet.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:55, archived)
it's all a load of hooey
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, archived)
No one in my house believes in any deity.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, archived)
So... The church thing is..?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:48, archived)
It's a building erected for the purpose of worshipping the Christian god.
lol, "erect"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, archived)
oh no, now I'm erect

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:52, archived)
I can see your weeping steeple

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, archived)
lol, "erect"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:12, archived)
Cubs. I get it now.
Should have just said that in the first place, instead of wrapping it up in Religion.
You fucking Judas.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:58, archived)
Yeah, I'd betray you to the authorities, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:15, archived)
I never dun nuffink

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:25, archived)
Formula 1 is back on, so I'm looking forward to the start of that. Weather looks good to take the motorbike out,
And some work on my old car so I can get it sold. Quite pleased I've fixed most of the major issues it had, just got a brake locking on to sort.

imgur.com/rXXcG6g
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, archived)
Right, I've scrolled down on this one, AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE!
Why are you fucking with me, Windy?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
Did you scroll down all the way?
Maybe your screen isn't deep enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:20, archived)
If you get one of those widescreen monitors, you can turn it on its side
then you can see whole websites at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)
I love living in the future

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:27, archived)
Remember the past? Man, that was bleak

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:28, archived)
Maybe I just don't have a sufficient level of access for imgur, and am only seeing the n00b version.
I bow to your web wizard sk1llz.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:27, archived)
You might prefer MySpace

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:29, archived)
The web peaked with GeoCities.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:38, archived)
Needs more blurry paunch and cock.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)
No. No it does not.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:32, archived)
I'm finally recovering after being sick all week
so Imma go on a fitness rampage i.e leave the house
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, archived)
Irish music and fish and chips tonight.
Going to a friend's birthday bash tomorrow with my ex for probably the first time that everyone will know that we've split up, so it'll be well lol to see people's uncomfortable expressions and forced joviality as they try to process how much we're going to fight with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
Ooh, is it Boyzone?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:18, archived)
I fecking hope not.
Although even Boyzone would arguably be more Irish than what we're probably going to get, i.e. some touristy Irish music played by French people.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:23, archived)
The Corrs

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:37, archived)
Bit of The Phwoars, eh lads eh eh lads eh eh

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, archived)
Going to see a touring production of Evita
Don't cry for me yadda yadda
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:17, archived)
GAYYYYYYY
Who's playing the starring role?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:38, archived)
Emma Hatton
Now that she is done with Wicked. I fucking hated Wicked, one of the most meh stage things I've ever seen.
And I am a promo homo for the arts.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:40, archived)
You're forgiven, then...
I'm excited for the new series of Rupauls drag race, so who am I to judge?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, archived)
It is all about the Snatch Game ep
Everytime
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:10, archived)
That's the game changer for sure

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:27, archived)
Ruby and beer at the inlaws tonight
Bed guffs tomorrow morning. Fuck all for the rest of the day. Loads of baking and running around on fucking sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:21, archived)
THE FUCKING FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, archived)
Mother's day's busier than fucking christmas
At least with christmas you can use the excuse "we just want a quiet one this year"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:53, archived)
See, I don't live near mine, so shes getting flowers delivered.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, archived)
Thanks Mac

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:39, archived)
Dunno see how today goes , off to hand over my money for that sea dweller, ffs
imgur.com/IWoWvpI
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, archived)
the time in that photo is clearly digital m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:24, archived)
I've no idea why my phone suddenly started time stamping my pictures, odd

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:36, archived)
Going to Birmingham for the weekend, mother in law is to babysit whilst wife and I go for our first pissup in 2 years

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:30, archived)
Mmmmmmmmoooooooooorning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:33, archived)
^ bovine

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:40, archived)
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
bbl ~9am
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:37, archived)
^ sloth

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:40, archived)
fucksocks, I have to be somewhere at 10
which is 9 UTC, so I can't will have been back later here at 9
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:12, archived)
Yes mate. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIDAY!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:11, archived)
^ Katy Perry / Rebecca Black

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:17, archived)
That's me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:21, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/FJgynePi8740E/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:21, archived)
Wo-oah black/ perry

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:07, archived)
Definitely true
m.imgur.com/gallery/ucTY9
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:22, archived)
Oh we've all been there lol
I can't even drive and this must happen at least nonce a week
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:25, archived)
The bloke said "no professionals"
I said I'm not a professional, he said "you should be"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
*Thumbs*

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:50, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:45, archived)
It probably did happen, but not like that
In the sense that he tried to beg and plead his way out of a ticket by saying "aww man, this'll probably kill my chances of being a policeman, and I just got out of the military, I guess this is why so many veterans kill themselves, a bloo bloo bloo" and the guy gave him an application form to shut him up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:28, archived)
I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:05, archived)
The jist of it is "anonymous man lies on internet"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:09, archived)
Oh, there's words underneath.
I was wondering what "apply for leo" meant.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)
You can scroll down on nearly all websites now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)
they're bringing out mouses with a little wheel to make it easier
Ah, the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:16, archived)
I've never bothered scrolling down on imgur before, wasn't aware people posted rambling stories underneath their pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)
Morning
Got that Freitagsgeful?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:24, archived)
Poczucie piatku, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:30, archived)
that's right, the Polish word for Friday is basially "fifth"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:30, archived)
fucking stupid cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:44, archived)
nah, that's not stupid
Stupid is calling Wednesday "middle". Fine, maybe it is the middle of the week, but not if Thursday is called "Fourth", because the fourth day is the middle of a seven-day week you fucking dickheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:46, archived)
so stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:00, archived)
it makes me so angry, two hats
so angry
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:18, archived)
I've just sprayed my kids' hair red,
and now I'm choking on the fumes and have red spittle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:05, archived)
are you letting them roam around in a field with other people's kids?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:18, archived)
Yeah, it'll make the meat that much sweeter.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, archived)
Up yours

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:19, archived)
you first

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:36, archived)
where you been, Horbs?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:21, archived)
It's that day again when a chocolate Pointer Sister rabbit goes on the roller-coaster.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:27, archived)
12345
678910
11,12
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:30, archived)
If I ever have to start a shortwave numbers station I'll use that as the callsign I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:31, archived)
willy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:34, archived)
bum bum

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:37, archived)
Well unless someone pulls something special out of the bag I'm saying baselworld 2017 has been a flop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:47, archived)
Some of those watches are hideous
that Bell and Ross watch looks super shit
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:55, archived)
I'm no fan of bell and Ross, the ceramic AP is nice , and the 3 watch set from omega is alright but I'm not paying silly money for retro chic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:04, archived)
I should have made my arduino watch prototype earlier then
I could have been minted by now
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:01, archived)
Wouldn't be allowed at baselworld , soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:05, archived)
more suited to Casio-Com

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, archived)
how come?
do I need to steampunk-ify it?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)
Just slap some ceramic and some Gorilla glass on there and you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
Get some nixie tubes up in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
35 quid m8, knock yourself out
allegro.pl/zegar-nixie-4x-in-12-zestaw-do-montazu-kit-i6750839837.html
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:46, archived)
They don't allow digital watches, and it's not swiss, apple begged to show their watch and got told fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
Bit lacist.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:37, archived)
It's a watch show not a tech show

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:38, archived)
It seems apple are pretending their watch never existed.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:43, archived)
I'll not be the first person to point out that wearables are a dead end.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:47, archived)
Tag have just released a new one , dunno why

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:50, archived)
Makes slightly more sense for a watchmaker to be adding features to a watch, than a tech company trying to cram an iPhone on customers' wrists, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:53, archived)
This is full tech, no watch components

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:01, archived)
Oh.
Maybe it's a tax dodge?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:07, archived)
it really is pig shit
there is no viability to it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:52, archived)
I've said it before
but I don't like the idea of a watch you need to remember to charge
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:57, archived)
Hydroelectric power, generated by a turbine in the blood stream.
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:05, archived)
See, this is why you're the brains of the operation

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:08, archived)
Next stop: self-replicating nano-machines - the perfect gift for Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:11, archived)
Alright /talk
What we all doing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Mar 2017, 22:18, archived)

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