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I did a tandem skydive last week
Ever done any high-adrenaline activity?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:08, archived)
Isn't it a bit difficult to carry the bike up those steep stairs leading up to the plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:11, archived)
that's how Graeme Garden died, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:25, archived)
yes, he is dead, shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:29, archived)
i think you have to go and kill him now
to avoid looking foolish
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:22, archived)
Ok, I'm back
He did NOT go down without a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:06, archived)
fuck
I had a tenner on him killing you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:18, archived)
he'd never take Bill Oddie

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:23, archived)
NO REAL NAMES!!!
RIP Cranley
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:31, archived)
i don't own harrison torrix's as ornaments

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:16, archived)
big thrills

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:29, archived)
Sometimes, sometimes heart break

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:43, archived)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:17, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:30, archived)
Not sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:18, archived)
Didn't you paraglide off the spinnaker tower in to a boat in the harbour that you then sailed to the west Indies on your own?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)
Yeah
but it wasn't as exciting as you might think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:44, archived)
I once mixed a scoop of real coffee in with the decaf.
That was a wild week!
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Went on the big one in Blackpool
The seatbelt came undone at the start of the slope and I wasn't fastened in. Pretty sure I left fingerprints in the metal. That was terrifying.
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That seems unsafe.

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It was
I had massive norks back then and the bar wouldn't come down over them, so I had to sit in the front seat and have a seatbelt. When it clicked open, I did an immediate starfish impression and hung on literally for my life
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This story features two of my favourite things.

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starfish and seatbelts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:47, archived)
Wahey!

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starfish are pretty awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:08, archived)
fighting a bear on amphetamines

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:50, archived)
Why was the bear on amphetamines?

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adhd

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 11:57, archived)
Gritty reboot of Paddington.

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Dossing around the station relying on handouts to feed his spice addiction
But the stuff we get here is nothing on the stuff he got in Darkest Peru
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
we both were
otherwise it's hardly a fair fight
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:00, archived)
If there's a better way of signaling your intention, I'd like to hear it.

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ace
i hope it worked
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:23, archived)
Swing and a miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:25, archived)
he'd run out of poppers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:03, archived)
Been bungee jumping a couple of times, that was quite fun

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:12, archived)
it doesn't count as a separate jump each time you boing, ya know

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 12:46, archived)
I talked to a real life lady once

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 13:47, archived)
bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:06, archived)

y
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:07, archived)
someone else started a thread once
that really got my heart rate up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
everyone fell asleep during your nerd chat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:20, archived)
That was the best bit,
and you know it.
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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:31, archived)
Morning.
Did you have a nice week off?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:39, archived)
no
but I'm glad normal service has resumed
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:42, archived)
Small mercies, eh, at least you've got your health, like, jumpers for goalposts.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:45, archived)
Shit it up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:50, archived)
you'd need some sort of funnel

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:50, archived)
*farts*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:23, archived)
my British diet has made my guffs REEK

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:28, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:28, archived)
word up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:28, archived)
isn't it wonderful to be back at work?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:36, archived)
this is infinitely preferable to my previous week

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:43, archived)
Did you not have fun?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:26, archived)
grrry doesn't do fun

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)
I jumped out of a plane
that was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:46, archived)
they put steps up to ours

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:57, archived)
well that's no fun

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:01, archived)
highs and lows
big highs, big lows, huge relief to be back in Poland now
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:39, archived)
kiss my winkle

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:29, archived)
I saw loads of winkles, didn't kiss any
not gonna start now
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:31, archived)
Morning grrry.
To welcome you back I made this collage of things you like.
i.imgur.com/1qUEl1b.png
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:47, archived)
Needs more scouring powder

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:48, archived)
vim on a virtual Mac :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
Mark Morrison's lesser-known, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:52, archived)
Is this the nerd version of 'christ on a bike'?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
I've only ever known vi to be used by proper old school computer dweebs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:53, archived)
Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:48, archived)
^ eating a really chewy toffee

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
I thought we'd given up on morning threads?

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we just took a well-needed break

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:57, archived)
Have you considered early retirement?

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if I could find someone to pass the chalice over to, yeah
but I'm like that old bloke at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:11, archived)
That Elsa, though, eh?
Cor!
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lol doody

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:26, archived)
lol, indeed.

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This is the morning thread reboot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:01, archived)
It's the remix to ignition,

Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)
I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun (fun)
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:25, archived)
Although I find coke to be an appalling choice of mixer,
I have been known to enjoy a Dirty Black Russian.
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Grrrmachine is The One?

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I have to chop everyone else's head off?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

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If he does everyone's he can escape punishment

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:54, archived)
morning 2 Can

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 8:57, archived)
super cres

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:24, archived)
so fresh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:25, archived)
And a felicitous a.m to you

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you sucking my knob?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:54, archived)
Eating tangy cheese doritos
So the taste is pretty much the same
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want some dip?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)
Nah, they're all gone

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Hello.
What's going on in this part of the internet then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 0:44, archived)
Sympathy reply

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 7:50, archived)
This concerts pretty good innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:42, archived)
little mix would fucking get it

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:47, archived)
I don't like Liams jacket
Looks like one of those free ponchos they give you before you ride the log flume.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:52, archived)
you would prefer four Sian Williams

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:26, archived)
*googles*
Two of them are quite fit, one has a slight Ru Paul thing going on with her hair and eyebrows and one of them looks like the reanimated corpse of Geri Halliwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:29, archived)
You say 'ru Paul thing' like it's a downside

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:35, archived)
^gets high and masturbates to ladyboy pr0n^

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 23:06, archived)
Is it going with a bang?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:59, archived)
The which the what the why the when the where?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:00, archived)
The fuck. You been living in a cave for the last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:02, archived)
Yeah. Plotting.
See, I'm thinking they only reason they stopped Rock Am Ring was because if suicide bombers had targeted the Rammstein gig everyone would have just thought it was part of the stageshow.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 4 Jun 2017, 22:05, archived)

Welcome to Britain’s Got Terror! WOW do we have a show for you! SHRIEK with amazement as random targets are attacked with no warning! SHIVER with guilt about the small part of you checking twitter and secretly finding it all a bit exciting! TRY not to DIE UNEXPECTEDLY on your night out on the town! Roll up! Roll up! Blow up! Fucking get down, shut up and light a candle in the wind! GASP at the hypocrisy of politicians who declare that enough’s enough now, when they’ve been in charge of stopping this kind of stuff for the last six years! REEL at hypocrisy that’s not merely breathtaking, it’s total-removal-of-all-the-oxygen-in-the-area, creating conditions for a backdraft when somebody inevitably breaks a window just to throw themselves out of it! GAPE when you realise they know when they say that kind of thing that people won’t notice or care! And they’re absofuckinglutely spot-on right! UPDATE your profile because that’s how to join in, punters, get a nice flag up there to show you care, because love totally overcomes hate, every time, and especially when it’s got guns! Choose life! Choose the same fucking shit all over again because thanks to google everybody’s got the memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer’s now and can’t remember whatever the fuck set this all off in the first place! Phone lines will close next Thursday at ten, so get voting! Come on proles, vote! Vote! Vote! Premium rates may apply depending on the network you’re with, but no worries because the candidates won’t be declaring the true costs until they’re charged in eighteen months time! So get voting! Come on! Pick a side! Pick a fucking SIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 0:18, archived)
oh vlad
i wish you were here during the busy times
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 9:23, archived)
He's Putin in an effort
/coat
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 15:45, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 13:49, archived)
good afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 13:55, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 15:42, archived)
happy birthday Angelina Jolie

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:00, archived)
thanks m8e

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:30, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:05, archived)
#halfleft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 15:48, archived)
That's what terrorist say , k reporting this to the plods

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 15:57, archived)
entrapment!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:31, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:34, archived)
umm, i think you mean xe'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:28, archived)
Hello
Bought a new loo seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 14:36, archived)
reinforced?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:34, archived)
almost evening

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:05, archived)
Ok, third time I've tried to post in this thread
Anybody else having problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:05, archived)
Yer, server is on a go slow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:17, archived)
Someòne forgot to feed the hamster hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:24, archived)
Woah, where did that accent come from??

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 16:35, archived)
^had a minor stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 17:47, archived)
Nonce

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:10, archived)
i ticked the 'no two hats' box when posting
not sure how you got around it tbh. the security here is top-notch
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:24, archived)
Rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:50, archived)
missed opportunity
frinkiac.com/video/S06E12/zBXj6ml6lr6rONN0_EA_WIN2-TU=.gif (22 years)
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:11, archived)
Shit's going down on London Bridge
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:08, archived)
yeah i noticed,
two shits gone down in the run up to the election, someone's getting desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:11, archived)
Strengthen my hand to send the buggers back

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:16, archived)
well if there's one thing Jeremy Corbyn's done lately,
it's remind people it's not just Muslims that do a terrorism
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:27, archived)
I hate those cunts! I'm sick of this bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:47, archived)
alright 'facebook'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:54, archived)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:58, archived)
Wait, are you saying these are false flag attacks by the Tory lot?
Because that is bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:38, archived)
no
i think it's a strategy by the Terrorist type of person to make everything worse for everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:40, archived)
Ok. There are some corners of the internet that are saying that it's May. I'm glad you're not quite that mad.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:43, archived)
no but she will probably try to spin it in her favour,
and it will probably backfire
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:45, archived)
Well, every time she gets on TV she seems to make it worse for herself. Which is good I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:55, archived)
and
exactly that just happened
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 18:49, archived)
What sort of weirdo still uses the Julian calendar?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 9:09, archived)
Stay strong Great Britain

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't hummus, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:25, archived)
My thoughts are with the fallen on London Bridge

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 9:17, archived)
But not your prayers? You're worse than Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 13:27, archived)
The more I see of these 'terrorists'
the less I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 9:52, archived)

tangledupinblue marked himself as safe during The Attack in London, United Kingdom.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
Saturday night I
Feel the air is getting hot
Danish Eurodance
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:23, archived)
Saturday Night by whigfield is just Spanish Bombs by the Clash, just sayin

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 22:44, archived)
I would like to give lots of money to charity

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 20:45, archived)
Get help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 21:09, archived)
HEY LOOK AT ME!!
Listen I think my question was fucking very very very fucking good.

In the same way Celtic are a VERY VERY VERY good Scottish team.

You guys you guys.

You should create an account on that PoF thing I have been chatting up loads of fatties with display picture of a bearded ugly wanker in a depeche mode t shir...oh no that's me.

BUT I did almost sell my mx5 to a guy who instead of cash offered me half ounce of cocaine, who I then called a dickhead and his son tried to drive over me in the road.


Alt: alright? We all putting bets on Juventus? 3-1 you read it here first
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
Genuinely thought I was posing a tweet

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
so you already took all the cocaine then

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:01, archived)
Alright MGT you horrible fishwife
No I haven't - I would have done. If it wasn't

A. None existent
2. In their car
D. Benzocaine
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:05, archived)
i'm pretty sure cocaine exists

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:08, archived)
No cocaines are red

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:12, archived)
You really are fucking stupid aren't you dribble

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:15, archived)
That will be the mushrooms talking

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:26, archived)
wibble

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:46, archived)
Is this the real spanf?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 15:55, archived)
kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:43, archived)
Go fuck yourself
You are less entertaining than Ken Dodd. And I am. Scouser
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 17:34, archived)
I don't know who you are, soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 19:06, archived)
Alright sponsfloms
In the juicer after a 15 mile hike
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 16:51, archived)
probs would have taken the coke tbh
Would have thought an MX5 would be easy to sell at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 20:13, archived)
It is.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 20:44, archived)
Is it possible fucking POSSIBLE for a Transexual MILF to exist?
A simple YES or NO will suffice without the need of an elaborate epilogue.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:02, archived)
how about a simple "FUCK OFF"?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:03, archived)
Well that works.
And I suppose as a TS Milf yourself you are best positioned to answer this brain teaser with a modicum of experience.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:04, archived)
FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:12, archived)
Yes

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:43, archived)
don't be a prick m8

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 12:10, archived)
Yrs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 3 Jun 2017, 12:50, archived)
pornhub says yes

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 14:06, archived)
morning to all you "weekend warriors"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 9:00, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 9:48, archived)
Sorry pal

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 10:18, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:06, archived)
well, you can't argue with the facts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:12, archived)
don't tell me what I can and can't do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:13, archived)
*grabs 2x4 and jumps on old green school bus*

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 11:56, archived)
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND LOSERS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:39, archived)
I will, thank you for the sentiment x

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:45, archived)
Not caring about life's winners yet again, typical Corbynite

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:50, archived)
Some of the records in both record shops here have some sort of indexing sticker on them.
So, right, I go to put on my Street Sounds Electro 10 lp, which has one of them, and notice written on the record label in small writing is 'Northsound Record Library'. Northsound is a radio station here.

Still not sure why a local commercial radio station had premixed electro in their libs though.

#thatsinterestingmick
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:53, archived)
Some DJ starts it for their evening set then fucks off down the pub for an hour?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:55, archived)
It's only when the pub goes silent, and he's stood at the oche, he realises he forgot to ask someone to turn it over half-way through.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:04, archived)
Don't think I've ever been in a pub that has the radio on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:06, archived)
really? never?
My local got sonos and did away with the jukebox. People weren't happy. They've got a jukebox hooked up to it now, but Colin still refuses to come in because he has to ask them to change it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:10, archived)
Normally football on the telly, post match analysis on the telly, pounding bass from a godawful Club Mix CD circa 1999, or a miserable gloomy silence occasionally punctuated by the infantile squeakings from a table of twat students

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:17, archived)
go to better pubs
My mate from Dublin says there's one near him that just has only fools and horses DVD's on the big screen and blokes 60+ all sitting drinking guinness in stoic silence.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:21, archived)
That sounds excellent
plus, PROPER Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:33, archived)
Sounds like my kind of pub

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 21:53, archived)
"blokes 60+ all sitting drinking guinness in stoic silence."
You can't get a more authentic Irish pub than that.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 22:02, archived)
swap guinness for tennents/mcewans and you're in scotland.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 23:30, archived)
THANKS VERY MUCH WAZZOCK

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:57, archived)
GEEK BEND GLANS!!!!!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:26, archived)
Thinking about legitimately purchasing, then watching the Lego Batman film
How is YOUR life uninteresting in every conceivable way?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:27, archived)
I might get Peroni from over the road tonight instead of my normal cobra from Liam at the hotel shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:28, archived)
good idea
Either of those beverages are the ice cold solution to a hot summer's eve
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:29, archived)
My youngest son is singing "I eat ham" to the tune of "This Old Man" over and over again
might kill him. Worth it, you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30, archived)
Nah, sounds like a tune m8, get on the phone to one of the lads on radio 1

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:32, archived)
it IS quite catchy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:34, archived)
Im already whistling it mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:35, archived)
Stick a techno beat to it and bung it on YouTube.
You'll make dozens of your English pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:37, archived)
I'm going to get a bottle of rioja I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:37, archived)
Havent seen it but I've been told by others its really disappoint
Compared to the Minions movie in terms of one joke reeeeaaallly stretched out
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30, archived)
Ah well
I probably won't be paying full attention anyway. I did see this in Toys R Us the other day though:

www.toysrus.co.uk/toys/lego-batman-movie-batman-dress-up-costume-7-8-years-/TRUP2413740001

Bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:32, archived)
SLEEK TENDER WANDS

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:27, archived)
don't joke about that

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30, archived)
Laugh and the world laughs with you
there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:30, archived)
...No?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:31, archived)
suit yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:32, archived)
that would explain a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 16:18, archived)
Glans wraps geek
Geek cuts bend
Bend blunts glans
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:18, archived)
trips

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 18:29, archived)
I don't think this thread can be bettered, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 20:37, archived)
WEEKEND PLANS!!
Ladypigs birthday, so dinner out tomorrow, punting on sunday. Otherwise a pretty relaxed weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:36, archived)
Weekballs and birthballs, I think you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:41, archived)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:47, archived)
Balls

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50, archived)
just fucking shit up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:46, archived)
Justballs fuckballs shitballs upballs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:47, archived)
Nothing massive. I was planning on bottling my homebrew but my carbonation drops haven't turned up so I'll have to speak to the local shop to see if they have any.
I've also got the spent bits of my vaporiser water purifying so i'm going to cook them up in coconut oil and put them in gelatin capsules.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:50, archived)
I've got some rhubarb wine that wants racking. Already tastes pretty good, just need to kill th fermentation and let it clear a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:55, archived)
If I get any good at this homebrew malarky I might buy a refillable keg and convert an old fridge into a kegerator.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)
I might put a still together.
I won't bother with beer as I can't grow and sort the hops myself so it's not really homebrew, it's just a kit and toy follow the instructions. But wine, cider are fun and I reckon I wouldn't blow mysl3f up with a still.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:07, archived)
I don't get this argument. Lots of large beer makers buy hops from someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:26, archived)
Im not a large brewery am i?
Also, i can't imagine many home brewers just buy raw hops
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:35, archived)
you smell like one lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:35, archived)
Lolballs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:38, archived)
Doing a 5K 'colour run' tomorrow, where the race marshals throw paint bombs at you.
Given that I found out about it only yesterday and have done no formal training, this might come back to bite me.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:52, archived)
Nah, just go with it.
Those paint runs look like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:55, archived)
Yer, that's what I thought.
They also don't give a toss about the sporting aspect: it's not going to be timed, there's no prize for first place and the website says you can run, walk or dance the course as far as they care.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:59, archived)
So what's the point of the paint bomb part?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:55, archived)
Funballls

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:59, archived)
It's like Holi but with less praying and more running.
There's also going to be a small music festival afterwards featuring "one of France's top DJs".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:01, archived)
Voyage Voyage

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:22, archived)
No m8.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:37, archived)
OUI OUI

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:00, archived)
Dunno. on earlies on Sunday, might make a quiet weekend of it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:03, archived)
Bollocks . Get ragged and raise hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
I haven't stopped drinking since the Maiden show.
All week I've been pubbing and garden boozing.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:20, archived)
Been the weather for it I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:20, archived)
Yeah. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Also, the mrs is away with her parents all this and next week.
No disapproving stares when I start drinking as soon as I get out of bed \o/
No disapproval over me getting a full english in the pub \o/
No 'Oh stuj :('es \o/
She does a very effective 'Oh stuj :(' does the mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:43, archived)
Just blayzin it like a BOSS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
Gonna spack like a wack rebarbative mugwump

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:08, archived)
watching cheesy horror films and getting pissed
when not needed for errands and suchlike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 15:23, archived)
the cool people thread has been contaminated
everybody out

ever been evacuated from anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:37, archived)
Not really
Fire alarms don't really count, do they? There was a bomb scare in Alders in Commercial road when I worked in Clintons, but we weren't evacuated.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:41, archived)
i guess we could expand to any particularly interesting fire alarms
i had one in a big multiplex cinema once. we got led out through the twisty staff corridors. that was mildly interesting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:47, archived)
Have you been to that cinema lately?
Some of the people who work there are....not all there.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:54, archived)
this was in fareham
which one do you mean, port solent? there are people that i worked with there about 15 years ago that are still there, serving popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:56, archived)
Maybe they're just really passionate about popcorn

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
What's not to be passionate about?
It has, arguably, the highest mark up of any food product in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
for a while, the shops in gunwharf were prohibited from selling butterkist, etc because nobody was buying the obscenely expensive vue popcorn

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:59, archived)
doesn't surprise me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:00, archived)
Ah right
Yeah, port solent. Real knuckle dragging mouth-breathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
well, it IS in paulsgrove

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:59, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:43, archived)
wow
this sounds exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
There was a house 2 doors down from the pub I ran,
It was a sort of halfway house for youngsters coming out of care or juvenile detention. One of the lads set it on fire and told the poloce he had loads of petrol cans in his room so we were all evacuated for most of the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:49, archived)
the little rascal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:50, archived)
It beat working and having to talk to stinky cid all afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:51, archived)
the worst day of being evacuated because of some troubled little scrote beats the best day of working
there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)
What.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:55, archived)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)
ur so wise
the only time we ever got sent home from work because of a fire was on the same day that my import copy of smash bros brawl was delivered. coincidence? very much so, yes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)
Also, once i was school and we all had to stand on the field and they wouldn't tell us why.
So we snuck off for a spliff.
Turned out one of the teachers had killed himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:50, archived)
wow...I bet that 'harshed your buzz'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)
It's not really something I think we should make jokes about. He was an excellent geography teacher

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:56, archived)
Can't be that clever, he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:56, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
don't shoot the messenger, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
on school property?
dang. we had a weird graphics teacher who always seemed to be on the verge of jumping out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:57, archived)
Yeah, hanged himself in his office.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:01, archived)
shit
Do you know who found him? And why he did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
Apparently his wife had left him and his son had died.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)
that'll do it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:04, archived)
yeah,
my school got a bomb threat called in once
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:45, archived)
lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
it was actually,
it was during lunch time so we got to have our lunch again for free, and i'd had the foresight to stuff the first lot in my pockets
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:47, archived)
nice work

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:49, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
look, don't go stinking up another thread

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:00, archived)
Got evacuated from my student dorms for a fire drill at 07:00 on a Saturday once.
Doughnuts were provided as compensation. Bonus points for wearing stupid pyjamas or being evacuated mid-shag.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
Come to mention it, which I do
I don't think I've ever had sex at 7:00 on a saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:50, archived)
You're missing out

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:51, archived)
Yeah, on doughnuts, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)
I was in student halls on the 15th floor of a tower block in Birmingham. Some prick set the fire alarm off pretty much every other night.
So we all had to walk down to the car park with most people in their underwear and wait whilst the firemen found the burnt bit of toast or spliff or whatever it was that had set it off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:59, archived)
the only communal room in my halls was the kitchen and it had a motion activated extractor fan that was really noisy
so people would hoik the fuse out of the wall with a knife whenever socialising in the kitchen so we sometimes had more than one a night
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)
I once got shook awake by one of the wardens, got told to give him my id and told to get out.
Then arrived at the refectory and a woman warden then said, "thanks, blame whatever idiot pulled the alarm. Everyone can go apart from *looks at card* Slippery Mick, who thought it'd be a good idea to call me a 'fucking cunt' when I checked his room; he's getting fined £50*".

*I apologised and that didn't happen, but the uni still charged me a tenner. I got on alright with the warden after apologising and buying her a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:00, archived)
I set the alarms off in halls on our first night at 2am.
I didn't mean too, we were hot boxing my room and the glove fell off the smoke alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:02, archived)
What did the wardens have to say? presumably the room stank of weed when they checked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:03, archived)
I was given a formal behaviour notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:42, archived)
How many of those do you have to recieve before they take further action?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:02, archived)
I dunno m8. I dropped out after 9 months with 3

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:12, archived)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:20, archived)
Hotboxing a room sounds more like informal behaviour if you ask me!!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:32, archived)
A licky boom

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:35, archived)
I evacuated my bowels once

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:16, archived)
just the once?
i suppose if you do things properly the first time, there's no need to do it again
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:19, archived)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:21, archived)
Multiple times
Every time some dozy kitchen worked burnt the toast in the college canteen.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:23, archived)
happy International Sex Workers Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:26, archived)
eurgh
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40063510
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:35, archived)
Check this "Tiny House".
youtu.be/74KTOpJXY_o

It's basically a caravan mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:48, archived)
FFS
I like the way he thinks we're the ones who've turned North Korea into a closed, suffering and crazy place. Our bad, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:51, archived)
Yeah. Loads of places.
Fire drills, atual fires, exercises, bomb scares, mortarings, rocketings.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
cool people thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:45, archived)
finally
yo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:47, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:47, archived)
just got 105 on the google cricket game so yeah
i definitely belong in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)
Woah. What happened at 100?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:00, archived)
more fireworks
mongy is the one you should ask, he cracked 300
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:01, archived)
Lol , I can do this all day
imgur.com/a/vGLwy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:02, archived)
see?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:07, archived)
Lols
imgur.com/a/bMpNb
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:20, archived)
i keep wondering if it is possible to hit the scoreboard

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:31, archived)
If I could pause it I'd go for 8008

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:36, archived)
You have to be at least the second coolest person in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:50, archived)
I don't like to brag, but yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
I considered doing this myself
but then I remembered that I'm not cool :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
Your mum thinks you're cool

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:55, archived)
that's what worries me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
hey, yeah you are

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
Well I do wear a leather jacket and invite teenage boys into public bathrooms
Oh, and I punched a juke box once. Well, it was an iPod, but you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:03, archived)
alright spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:04, archived)
You're right, I AM lying about my life
yet, at the same time, revealing what a walking tragedy I am
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:08, archived)
Those people in Manchester don't know what real suffering is :(
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/family-in-swanmore-left-without-broadband-for-weeks-1-7989626
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
not cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
I fucking hate people, Dollars
well, not all people. But a lot of people. Those people.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:02, archived)
that's a shame
she nothing but good things to say about you.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:04, archived)
I like "captain Corbyn of the Titanic"
I hope hes one of those weird people who make comedy accounts to post in local newspaper comment sections.
Wait. It's baldmonkey again isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:05, archived)
He should be on HIGNFY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:09, archived)
I love it when they get a guest presenter who struggles to read the autocue
their eyes just glaze over
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:11, archived)
i'm not going to hignfy that with a response

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:14, archived)
Look, I didn't type 'Have I Got News For You' (capitals included) because I'm a busy man
I don't have time to type out the entire name of a tv show, especially one like 'Have I Got News For You' because it has a fairly long name. Time is money, manolith, come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:22, archived)
that's just what i think every time i see it abbreviated

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:24, archived)
Well, that's because you have no hignfy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:24, archived)
could probably make a covfefe joke out of this
imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)
I just did
and it was horrible. Erotic, but horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:29, archived)
I bet moisture was involved

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:30, archived)
it's been a pretty humid day

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:02, archived)
you can say that again
it's fucking boiling in here
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:04, archived)
in your pants, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:08, archived)
in my everywhere m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:12, archived)
but what does tottime have to say about it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:14, archived)
He is currently unavailable for comment

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:20, archived)
I'm hot stuff tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:00, archived)
we can make allowances

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:01, archived)
I sure hope noone here thinks he's/she's coolerer than anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:02, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:05, archived)
Gender isn't binary m8

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:07, archived)
01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:09, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:11, archived)
101

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:23, archived)
I keep forgetting that millenials might be on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:09, archived)
Peter Noone from Hermans' hermits identifies genderqueer and uses the pronouns he and she interchangeably.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)

r l

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:30, archived)
helmit and shelmit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:42, archived)
Not to worry I am here now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:12, archived)
I don't know who you are, soz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:18, archived)
And that my friend is A-OK with me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:22, archived)
Cool morning cool

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:28, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:01, archived)
shut up mgt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:02, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:09, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:06, archived)
oh fuck, nearly missed the cool people thread

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:06, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:13, archived)
Maybe you could give some advanced warning next time, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:22, archived)
it's ok
measures have been taken
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 6:49, archived)
morning
The dog has eaten my Kinder chocolate, the little shit
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:43, archived)
There will be some pretty big shits later

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:52, archived)
Don't worry, the chocolate will probably kill it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:20, archived)
I don't think there's any real chocolate in Kinder tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:48, archived)
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes hello morning hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:45, archived)
Alright dude
Are you having a breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:52, archived)
Nah, just being silly.
I've got nothing to do so far this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:53, archived)
I am checking out of my hotel and not paying the bill
They asked me to choose my room (well the view I wanted) so they gave me room 363 with a view of the river.

I arrive at the room put my card in the door, it unlocks, I walk in with my headphones in...something seems odd...old lady partly undressed steps out of the bathroom where the shower is on. Needless to say o I am not settling my bill.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:55, archived)
I think you've told this story before.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:09, archived)
Have I? I must have been pissed

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:14, archived)
alright 'delores vickery'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:18, archived)
alright dribble

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:33, archived)
Alright, Robin Asquith

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:33, archived)
Alright, Jack Torrance

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:47, archived)
Alright $$

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:54, archived)
Is it, though?
I mean, really?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:47, archived)
Well - yes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:53, archived)
Morning all!
Payday today, so I'm in a disgustingly cheerful mood
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:48, archived)
For about 3 days

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:53, archived)
Try 15 minutes
That's how long it just took me to get through to the doctor's. Of course, now all the appointments have gone.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:19, archived)

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