Are you all out lighting bangers and rockets?
or indoors wearing ear plugs?
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or indoors wearing ear plugs?
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One of the dogs is hiding under the sofa because of all the loud fireworks
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our dog legit dgaf
fortunately, because he could eat us both whole
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fortunately, because he could eat us both whole
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Neither/nor.
We don't celebrate your pagan festivities in the Europe of the Enlightenment...
...more's the pity.
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We don't celebrate your pagan festivities in the Europe of the Enlightenment...
...more's the pity.
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Set fire to an entire church full of Catholics, this morning.
Much better than fireworks.
( , Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:34, archived)
Much better than fireworks.
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Indoors with a spooked dog
Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year
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Got him one of those thunder jackets, seems to work as he's a lot more chilled out than last year
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Got him one of those
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We don't to that here, so frankly your question is somewhat culturally insensitive.
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Aye. Breakfast pint.
Two ziplock bags and i'm still stinking of green.
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Two ziplock bags and i'm still stinking of green.
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Tempted to have a go on my vaporizer.
Shame I have my 'analogue' one that I have to heat with a jet lighter like a crackhead.
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Shame I have my 'analogue' one that I have to heat with a jet lighter like a crackhead.
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Alright mgt.
Friday I worked my last shift at what was once a yellow British IT company but it's now a red Canadian IT company.
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Friday I worked my last shift at what was once a yellow British IT company but it's now a red Canadian IT company.
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weather app says thunderstorm tonight. this pleases me.
what has pleased you lately?
Alt: going the pub?
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what has pleased you lately?
Alt: going the pub?
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I'm in the pub now with my son, trying to get hold of my daughter to see if she's coming round for dinner, teenagers are twats
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they are indeed
i'm debating between steak and seafood tonight, payday yesterday, so lots of nummy treats in today
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i'm debating between steak and seafood tonight, payday yesterday, so lots of nummy treats in today
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i'm addicted to steak
i have it whenever i can afford it. still got a spot of cash left, so a few ciders will be on the menu, too
( , Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:36, archived)
i have it whenever i can afford it. still got a spot of cash left, so a few ciders will be on the menu, too
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I've not had steak in ages.
I was too poor for it when I left home (and cheap steak isn't worth it) so have n never really got into the habit of cooking it.
Haven't had gammon w/mustard sauce in a while either.
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I was too poor for it when I left home (and cheap steak isn't worth it) so have n never really got into the habit of cooking it.
Haven't had gammon w/mustard sauce in a while either.
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local butcher's does a cracking piece of rump steak for about £3
show it to the grill and whack it on the plate
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show it to the grill and whack it on the plate
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Last time I bought steak it was grim a junkie outside the pub.
I'd fry it and make a pepper sauce with the juice personally.
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I'd fry it and make a pepper sauce with the juice personally.
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i know most people would prefer it with pepper sauce
but i don't want anything on it other than salt, i just want to taste steak
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but i don't want anything on it other than salt, i just want to taste steak
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I have to leave my house soon and be gone for a few dayz :(
but I'll be mobile a-lurkin' and if anyone has anything funny or stupid to say, I might add a reply equally or less funny or stupid
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but I'll be mobile a-lurkin' and if anyone has anything funny or stupid to say, I might add a reply equally or less funny or stupid
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Another Saturday beckons.
Looks like I'll have to venture out in the rain.
( , Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)
Looks like I'll have to venture out in the rain.
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Games these days seem to do their damnedest to make your computer fall over.
I still can't get Doom 64 to run properly on my (admittedly pretty old) machine and it vexes meh.
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I still can't get Doom 64 to run properly on my (admittedly pretty old) machine and it vexes meh.
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Yeah, I learnt pretty quick to put WiiU games into the machine ahead of handing them to the kids on Christmas day.
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Not really worth buying them at launch, is it?
Wait 6 months, then set aside a week to download all the patches.
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Wait 6 months, then set aside a week to download all the patches.
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They are not normally this bad , the big issue is you can't drop out of the multi player lobby without closing the game
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Surely you're only playing it so that teenagers can throw abuse at you?
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Last few I sat in on seemed to be populated exclusively by screeching 8 year olds
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Proper went off cod back when people started running about in the sky and the kill cams showed them getting up big rectangles that showed where the other players were, mw2 I think
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Yeah they did get shit, I thought I'd give this one ago as it's proper weapons not futuristic shit
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are there only problems with multiplayer?
i got it for her indoors but she only plays the campaign
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i got it for her indoors but she only plays the campaign
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Fucking servers went down as soon as america woke up, sack of bollox
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Just sent the boy down to the market on his own.
Probably get mugged on the mean streets of Dunstable.
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Probably get mugged on the mean streets of Dunstable.
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Came back with a load more Pokémon than he intended.
I suppose that's a good thing. Helping to keep a fledgling local business afloat, at least.
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I suppose that's a good thing. Helping to keep a fledgling local business afloat, at least.
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That's a sterling way to start the day.
I'm on my second coffee at this point and am starting to feel twitchy.
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I'm on my second coffee at this point and am starting to feel twitchy.
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Coffee number 3 in the offing
I really shouldn't use a pint mug, it's no wonder my blood pressure is so high.
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I really shouldn't use a pint mug, it's no wonder my blood pressure is so high.
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Likewise.
My first one of the day was a paint-strippingly strong stove-brewed coffee, but my mega-mug is now on the desk in front of me and still half-full.
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My first one of the day was a paint-strippingly strong stove-brewed coffee, but my mega-mug is now on the desk in front of me and still half-full.
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I've been on black coffee lately
What with the whole lactose causing pain thing. A tablespoon of coffee and 2 sugars does me nicely.
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What with the whole lactose causing pain thing. A tablespoon of coffee and 2 sugars does me nicely.
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A friend of mine recently went lactose-free for the first time ever.
Apparently having crippling stomach cramps and diarrhoea every time she ate dairy products over a twenty-year period was a series of coincidences, but as soon as her daughter tested positive for lactose intolerance, she started to wonder whether there might be a connection.
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Apparently having crippling stomach cramps and diarrhoea every time she ate dairy products over a twenty-year period was a series of coincidences, but as soon as her daughter tested positive for lactose intolerance, she started to wonder whether there might be a connection.
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Mine started after getting my stomach done
I do sometimes have dairy, but only when I have a good supply of stomach medicine
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I do sometimes have dairy, but only when I have a good supply of stomach medicine
( , Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:31, archived)
Turn the amps down a bit and get them to fix the compression in post-prod.
Is that how it works? My memories of an entire day spent at Shabby Road are pretty vague.
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Is that how it works? My memories of an entire day spent at Shabby Road are pretty vague.
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I dunno.
I'm just going to get a sandwich and hope someone tells me what to do.
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I'm just going to get a sandwich and hope someone tells me what to do.
( , Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
OK, who wants a quick bumming?
Come on, line up, I haven't got all night.
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Come on, line up, I haven't got all night.
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alright Mr. Tea
I read that as who wants a quick burning, and I thought, how seasonal of you
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I read that as who wants a quick burning, and I thought, how seasonal of you
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:54, archived)
I have had to bail out of the fawkes thing, if I want to watch people being set fire to or ripped to bits, I can visit talk, so here I am
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Bit anti Catholic mate, can you keep your religious intolerance off the forum
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I am pleased to say that my notorious rabid intolerance of literally everyone has found a happy home here,
I am kind of like a liver fluke settled into just the right liver
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I am kind of like a liver fluke settled into just the right liver
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the more I look at that, the more it looks like I've spelled liver wrong
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When I was in junior school I had a note from my mum excusing me from eating liver, we used to get it every other week and I was spoilt
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Not this young fella it seems
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15638703.Eltham_man_charged_with_raping_23_year_old_man_at_Waterloo_station/
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www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15638703.Eltham_man_charged_with_raping_23_year_old_man_at_Waterloo_station/
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thank goodness they illustrated that with a picture of the interior of waterloo station, most helpful
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That's the mainline station, but if the rapists was from eltham he would have arrived in Waterloo east , I think I've cracked the case, do you think there is any way he was caught on a camera ? Or has an online profile on some gay sex site ?
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aha, good point, waterloo east yes definitely, cameras along that walkway getting to the stairs to the main concourse. I would like to think of you dressed as a lovely lovely fluffy old lady, with a surprisingly expensive watch on, telephoning that nice young inspector, "hello inspector, it's miss mongple speaking, I am so very sorry to bother you, as I know you are so terribly busy, but I wonder, inspector, it does occur to me that there is another way out of the station..."
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here you go
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526
just imagine his little heart bursting practically with pride as he got the job done
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526
just imagine his little heart bursting practically with pride as he got the job done
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I gave up at wee and poo, ffs it's the BBC, you don't have to quote idiots
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I've read it now, I'm not sure ' bringing the sheep home' is a thing, not sure it can have a new meaning
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Just thought I'd let you know he's now been caught and you might like to #metoo
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Can you do it in a non-gay way please, I don't want people to gossip
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Yeah, OK, that wasn't going anywhere.
Name an activity that's equally appealing to children and wasted adults. I'm going to say "laser tag".
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
Name an activity that's equally appealing to children and wasted adults. I'm going to say "laser tag".
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
Has Craig Charles ever done anything other than that and Red Dwarf?
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"take your monopoly board and cram it up your arse you jew poofter"
like that?
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:45, archived)
like that?
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Never occurred to me to combine all three.
You're on a whole other level.
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You're on a whole other level.
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I was going to make some joke about the Pimp Of The Year awards, as seen in "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka",
but then I Googled it be found out it's a real thing, which robs the idea of its humour.
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but then I Googled it be found out it's a real thing, which robs the idea of its humour.
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I seem to remember reading an FHM article about that once.
One of the candidates was a lesbian who could apparently "throw down with the hardest Gs".
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
One of the candidates was a lesbian who could apparently "throw down with the hardest Gs".
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
Do you mean actual tits or are you talking about hairy moobs again?
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getting high on heroin while listening to the wall by Pink Floyd
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I listened to that album this very morning.
Decided to give the heroin a miss, though, since I was at work and stuff.
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Decided to give the heroin a miss, though, since I was at work and stuff.
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Forgot to brag about this earlier
Off to see Father John Misty tomorrow night. Brag done.
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Off to see Father John Misty tomorrow night. Brag done.
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If I had any idea who that was, there's a remote possibility that I'd be, as they say, "well jell".
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3/7 for me this week, clearly i don't care enough about the pope and one direction
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41845585
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41845585
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I'm still worn out from last weeks quiz, I'll skip this one if that's ok
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i've heard this one might actually be good
i've been looking for another means by which to shout abuse at people over the internet
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:08, archived)
i've been looking for another means by which to shout abuse at people over the internet
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:08, archived)
I didn't get the last one because space age shit, but ww2 is more me
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congratulations
please send forum user 'mongychops' your personal address to receive your prize
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
please send forum user 'mongychops' your personal address to receive your prize
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)
I got 2 on this one, and I guessed all of them except the one about the Parp falling asleep.
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Just a reminder guys it's only 1 week until Anthonyb3ta70100 22nd birthday which is the 10th November
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Already? Blimey the 10th of November which is his birthday on the 10th
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
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+ Viet 50p Naaaaaaaaaam
Trying out my new vertical mouse this morning. It's a wild ride so far.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:07, archived)
Trying out my new vertical mouse this morning. It's a wild ride so far.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:07, archived)
One of these. The logic is that you can hold it without twisting the bones in your forearm, which thus reduces wrist strain and stuff.
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As long as you can still 720 no scope all the noobs, then it's fine.
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Oh I must go and buy cod ww2 this morning, thanks for reminding me
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Not sure how well it performs as a gaming mouse tbh.
I've been using a gaming mouse in the office up till now so I've been headshotting those respawning scrub Excel formulae.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:17, archived)
I've been using a gaming mouse in the office up till now so I've been headshotting those respawning scrub Excel formulae.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:17, archived)
You know, I've never had an office job,
I did one day a week in the office at the pub doing my paperwork and maybe an hour here or there at Christmas sorting the bookings and so on. I think I'd hate it.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:20, archived)
I did one day a week in the office at the pub doing my paperwork and maybe an hour here or there at Christmas sorting the bookings and so on. I think I'd hate it.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:20, archived)
M8, if I could go back to working from home without getting bum-raped by the social security contributions system over here, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Schlepping my way through the freezing fog stuffing myself into a sweaty sardine can with the city's finest collection of crazies is a great way to waste an hour and a half of your time every single morning.
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Schlepping my way through the freezing fog stuffing myself into a sweaty sardine can with the city's finest collection of crazies is a great way to waste an hour and a half of your time every single morning.
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gosh yes all that wrist strain and other industrial injuries us desk jockeys have to contend with
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:59, archived)
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There's nothing wrong with preventive measures to ensure your fapping capacity remains intact.
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I like the fact that you describe him as George Constanza's dad
and not Ben Stiller's dad :)
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
and not Ben Stiller's dad :)
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
My iPhone X arrived, this morning.
Going to put an unboxing video on YouTube, then fill Instagram with mirror selfies and do an AMA on reddit.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)
Going to put an unboxing video on YouTube, then fill Instagram with mirror selfies and do an AMA on reddit.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)
I'll wait for gonz to start posting about his, a grand for a phone, the world's gone mad
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Anything over £150 seems excessive to me,
but I do worry that I've been conditioned to accept the fruits of Chinese slave labour.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)
but I do worry that I've been conditioned to accept the fruits of Chinese slave labour.
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I like Best Buy's approach of gratuitously whacking an extra $100 onto the price,
on the grounds that if people are slaves enough to their brand to pay $1000 for a phone, they'll pay $1100 for one.
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on the grounds that if people are slaves enough to their brand to pay $1000 for a phone, they'll pay $1100 for one.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:05, archived)
Not only that
but a grand for a phone that will out of date in a matter of months
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
but a grand for a phone that will out of date in a matter of months
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
Only $1700
or $1000 and a six-month unpaid internship in Apple's salt mines.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:53, archived)
or $1000 and a six-month unpaid internship in Apple's salt mines.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:53, archived)
I've already put one kidney on eBay,
I'm sure I could part with a lung.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
I'm sure I could part with a lung.
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
on my way home I watched a mouse run around in circles on a road for three minutes. then I left.
any mousologists have a clue?
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 1:33, archived)
any mousologists have a clue?
( , Fri 3 Nov 2017, 1:33, archived)
What is a careless Wispa in relation to an ignored Double Decker?
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)
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Thanks m8 been doing my nut in for ages that
Which is funny because neither contain nuts
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:46, archived)
Which is funny because neither contain nuts
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 17:46, archived)
The Wispa Gold might well be the greatest confection that Cadbury ever created.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 18:26, archived)
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Isn't it just dairy milk caramel injected into a different shape mould
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 19:08, archived)
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Yes, but it's bloody lovely.
Got a bit more class than my usual guilty pleasure, too - Star Bars are well slutty.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
Got a bit more class than my usual guilty pleasure, too - Star Bars are well slutty.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
Good morning, good morning, we've/talked the whole night through.
Good morning, good morning to poooooooooo
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 7:34, archived)
Good morning, good morning to poooooooooo
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 7:34, archived)
Morning Windy.
I got up an hour and a quarter late this morning and still made it to work on time. Get in.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:00, archived)
I got up an hour and a quarter late this morning and still made it to work on time. Get in.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:00, archived)
Well, part of that lesson is "you're not getting any breakfast today" so I'm not convinced it's going to become a permanent fixture.
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wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindyyyyyyyyyyyy piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)
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I hope you and your family are safe during this difficult time
www.portsmouth.co.uk/business/biscuit-lover-stunned-to-find-plain-digestive-in-milk-chocolate-pack-1-8224342
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www.portsmouth.co.uk/business/biscuit-lover-stunned-to-find-plain-digestive-in-milk-chocolate-pack-1-8224342
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It's the key issue that's rocked the city to its very core
"A McVitie’s spokeswoman confirmed the company had received a complaint from James about the biscuits."
thank god
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"A McVitie’s spokeswoman confirmed the company had received a complaint from James about the biscuits."
thank god
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:53, archived)
Mr McVitie will be implicated in a sex scandal in the coming days, you mark my words
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:03, archived)
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:03, archived)
Notice that Theresa May STILL hasn't made an offical statement
Those Westminster fat cats make me fucking sick
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)
Those Westminster fat cats make me fucking sick
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)
I've recieved an email from Linkedin asking me if I know ButterDutch the Splunk Pwny
Advice on how to respond pls
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:57, archived)
Advice on how to respond pls
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 8:57, archived)
We've noticed that your professional network needs more lolwaki.
Start adding cunts now!
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
Start adding cunts now!
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
Your response should include plenty of references to 'oegamioms'.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)
i got £8 credit for complaining about a greggs
and used it to get my colleagues and i breakfast #baller #winning #blessed
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
and used it to get my colleagues and i breakfast #baller #winning #blessed
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
those vintage guitar auctions have been getting away with it for too long, in my opinion
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
She could have launched an IM app that would have been like Skype with norks,
but no.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
but no.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
Well, this is incredible.
Thank you for my name. I had tried and it wouldn't let me.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
Thank you for my name. I had tried and it wouldn't let me.
( , Thu 2 Nov 2017, 9:45, archived)
Living rock creature or giant talking wolf?
Which is the least worst?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:38, archived)
Which is the least worst?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:38, archived)
do a smelly on a jelly
drop a log on a clog
do a crappa in a kappa
bum-piss in a k-swiss
plop on a dunlop
defecate on a skate
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:57, archived)
drop a log on a clog
do a crappa in a kappa
bum-piss in a k-swiss
plop on a dunlop
defecate on a skate
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:57, archived)
i bet you could though
i mean, i don't want to call you a liar or anything.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)
i mean, i don't want to call you a liar or anything.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)
The neighbours just told me that they don't walk the dogs down to the park anymore,
Because they've seen people dealing drugs down there. I've just been over with my dogs and it's a guy I used to go to school with called Arthur selling something to scraggly looking homeless types.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)
Because they've seen people dealing drugs down there. I've just been over with my dogs and it's a guy I used to go to school with called Arthur selling something to scraggly looking homeless types.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:36, archived)
Imagine if you couldn't take your drugs down the park any more because someone was dealing dogs.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:39, archived)
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 18:39, archived)
I've already surrendered your name.
Has somebody else picked it up?
I think Gormo has nicked mine. :(
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:38, archived)
Has somebody else picked it up?
I think Gormo has nicked mine. :(
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:38, archived)
i just changed them both back with no problems
they were just being lazy
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:50, archived)
they were just being lazy
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:50, archived)
Query to the almighty modolith
Is prolific /board contributor "Ninj" regularly clicking his own posts with multiple spare accounts to consistently appear top of the popular page, or are there a load of lurkers out there who genuinely like all this shit?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:54, archived)
Is prolific /board contributor "Ninj" regularly clicking his own posts with multiple spare accounts to consistently appear top of the popular page, or are there a load of lurkers out there who genuinely like all this shit?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:54, archived)
You're a true hero, manolith.
Rob had better put something extra in your Christmas bonus, this year.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:50, archived)
Rob had better put something extra in your Christmas bonus, this year.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 22:50, archived)
The onion still makes me laugh , proper fake news
www.theonion.com/the-onion-is-canceling-our-15-second-web-video-featur-1820054697
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:47, archived)
www.theonion.com/the-onion-is-canceling-our-15-second-web-video-featur-1820054697
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 20:47, archived)
Still can't believe that all gays are closet paedophiles, this has blown my mind
( , Wed 1 Nov 2017, 21:50, archived)
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