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Happy wedding anniversary Lizzie II

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:02, archived)
Thx babez xx

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:08, archived)
all the best

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
My nan and grandad married the same year, they are both dead tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
oh, soz :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:16, archived)
She married a man five years her senior; it'll never last.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:17, archived)
a Greek as well

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:21, archived)
romantic and commendable

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:19, archived)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:22, archived)
I've got my wedding tree up and decorated.
If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:32, archived)
oh, I do
I most certainly do
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:33, archived)
I *think* I know but I'd like to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:38, archived)
Up where?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:44, archived)
Not as good as the original,
and not as much fun as Lizzie 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:42, archived)
when I raise my flagpole you will salute

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:50, archived)
Congratulations to drimble for making good on his threat to off Charlie Manson.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 6:35, archived)
Impressive huh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 6:48, archived)
morning

(Tha D O Z, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 6:53, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 6:56, archived)
Might go to bed now, been up all night sticking pins into dolls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 6:56, archived)
I was eating breakfast by half five, this morning.
Disgusting behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:14, archived)
Morning Europe

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 7:48, archived)
Also, Big Brother would be infinitely more interesting with a continuous supply of strong recreational stimulants

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 7:00, archived)
Belated correction now applied.
Your point still stands, though.
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Off My Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:14, archived)
Je suis Charlie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 7:55, archived)
this made me lol
because your real name is Mongy and not Charles.

"good morning mr. chops. where would you like to sit?"
"ooooh mongy, give it to me."
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 7:59, archived)
All it took to see him off was 46 years in prison.
Who'da thunkit?

Alt: morning.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:12, archived)
This is not a morning thread.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:13, archived)
Ceci n'est pas une pipe either, is it?
Any hole's a goal when you're looking for a morning thread in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:15, archived)
I feel violated.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:19, archived)
Breathe deeply and your poon will begin to love it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:26, archived)
My poon is not for subjugating.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
Publzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:24, archived)
why? he should be banned

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:26, archived)
alright sf

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:27, archived)
he died

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:30, archived)
Woah what, manson was fucksocks all along?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:32, archived)
shittest scooby doo episode ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:32, archived)
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for fucking those kids."

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:35, archived)
Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)
Courage was acquired by Marstons in May, when they took over Charles Wells' brewery.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:15, archived)

rst
ns

Wells
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:16, archived)
The Helter-skelter Stout is tough to stomach.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:21, archived)
Guinness it is then

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:30, archived)
Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:00, archived)

gel u
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:52, archived)
goodnight sweet prince x
we'll always have his music b3ta.com/talk/8065003
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)
I've just been called by some random person in Tunisia.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
What did they call you?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:11, archived)
No, no.
It was "Would you like a coffee, 'by some random person in Tunisia'?"
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)
If they're paying for the flights I would say yes.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)
A stranger is just a friend you've yet to meet.
That could have been your soul mate.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:34, archived)
4eva IN r hARTZ

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
would somebody be so kind as to explain to me how this housing ladder thing is supposed to work,
because i've been looking at house prices lately and despite the fact that our house has more than tripled in value since we bought it, the only way we'd ever be able to afford a bigger place is to move miles away to somewhere my job isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:03, archived)
Increase your income.

(Tha D O Z, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:05, archived)
oh.
that sounds more like a career ladder to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:08, archived)
well, they sort of go hand in hand. a house always seems to be worth a house.
other way to do it is to buy a shit heap of a house, do it up so its worth more, sell it and buy a bigger shit heap, or buy cheap in a crap area that you suspect to get better and then over a few years of nice gentrification, make a profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:14, archived)
yeah this area is so much better than when we first moved in,
but it still seems about the cheapest area of the city, starting to think my Tory parents sold me an ideological lemon tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:18, archived)
There was a funny article in the Guardian a few years ago,
the gist of which was "I was born in Catford. Why did my idiot parents have to by a house in the one part of London that is never going to get gentrified in a million years?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 0:00, archived)
Shit for cunts
It'll never be fixed in a meaningful way because too many idiots think their house is an investment rather than shelter so crabs in a bucket mentality takes over.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:11, archived)
yeah,
you get the gentrification, and you get the Saudis buying everything just to let it sit there.. city centre prices go through the roof and before you know it we've all got 2 hour commutes.

I reckon right now we could actually knock the house down and it would be worth more as an empty plot. The likes of Barratt Homes keep buying it all in bulk and building their little shitblocks all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:16, archived)
So companies who build homes are an issue?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:19, archived)
well i would like to buy a plot of land for one house,
but then they just storm in and buy the whole lot for 200 really crap houses, and how am i supposed to compete with that
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:20, archived)
Cos when it comes to playing basketball you're always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:42, archived)
i didn't want to be on their team anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:59, archived)
someone needs to find a way to make some other form of investment more profitable.
for most people who dont want to get in to stocks or hedge funds or other investment funds, buying a house and renting it out is the wasiest way to make your money grow a bit. Decent interest on savings and some decent house building push to bring prices down would do it, but so many people would be fucked to pay off mortgages they took out under low interest times, or with ridiculously low deposits, that no government wants to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)
i remember getting interest on savings.
stocks seem like such a risk right now, they've been over priced for years imho, at least if house prices crash you've still got a house.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:22, archived)
Just put it all in bitcoins

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:25, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:26, archived)
One of my mates actually believes this.
Imo they should be a means of selling drugs and hitmen. Hoarding it like nazi gold is such a pointless use of it.

He's also massively paranoid but doesn't understand cryptography so 'cold stores' his keys by printing them out at putting them in a safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:30, archived)
This is increasingly gaining traction as a practical alternative.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:26, archived)
now mining one bitcoin takes as much energy
as flying to the moon and back three times
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:28, archived)
i wonder how many people had a bitcoin wallet back in the day and lost their passowrds or keys.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:29, archived)
i think i remember reading something about this lately,
and lost bitcoins are now worth billions..
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:30, archived)
This really does just sum up how fucking idiotic late capitalism has got, hasn't it?
I reckon in aliens came to earth and heard about this, they'd destroy the planet to put us out of our misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)
Then again, I suppose it's not really any crazier than paper banknotes, it's just that one step more abstract.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:13, archived)
I read a story about a Swedish guy
who put his bitcoin wallet on his external hard drive and forgot about it for years. When he dug out the disk as part of a big clean-up, he found that his stash had become worth €800,000, and he bought himself a massive house with it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:33, archived)
Now why couldn't I have had the foresight to buy a few hundred quid's worth of bitcoin about 7 years ago?
Ethereum's meant to be the one to get into now, except I've also recently bought a house so I don't really have any spare cash. Bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:47, archived)
me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:44, archived)
Same, I remember farming when I first saw it on /b/ , no idea where it all is

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:47, archived)
all on a hard drive in a tip now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)
Pushes the price up I suppose, we did our bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:51, archived)
true
some say we're heroes
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:55, archived)
Yeah, you're better off buying them these days.
Unless you've got a fuck-off gigantic Chinese server farm handy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:30, archived)
Etherium miners are chartering jets to fly gpu's to them.
As it's more profitable than waiting for boats.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:32, archived)
those fucking stupid fucking nerds

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:33, archived)
I know right.
Might buy some 2ci, you know, for a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:34, archived)
I'm not going to bother with crypto currency anymore
too many people doing it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:50, archived)
hipster

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:52, archived)
if i understand trickle down economics properly,
when the people at the top have loads of bitcoins, somehow me, as a cryptopovvo, will get some
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)
Aye, fixing it would be political suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:26, archived)
oh Jeremy Corbyn

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:27, archived)
Sure, what bit don't you understand?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)
how to get a better house

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:19, archived)
basically i'm sick of this shit house,
and i was promised that if you just lived in one for long enough you could eventually get a better one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:23, archived)
i think you've misunderstood

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:27, archived)
you know what
i think definitely, somebody, somewhere, has radically misunderstood the entire concept of a ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:29, archived)
well, you have to climb a ladder, put some work in.
its not a property escalator.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)
As long as you make sure you pull the ladder up behind you, that's the important bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:33, archived)
oh, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:35, archived)
You take the bottom bit and join it onto the top

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:43, archived)
HELTER-SKELTER

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:58, archived)
Surprised that Manson is still alive, you'd have thought someone desperate to be famous would have offed him by now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)
I was thinking they could do a celebrity nonce big brother.
The 'house' is nonce wing and they could 'evict' a contestant each week into gen pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:30, archived)
Excellent idea

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:41, archived)
Well they're hardly the first, I mean in the Half-Life games you can climb ladders and somehow fire a shotgun at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:44, archived)
Dunno who promised you that , must be under 40 and not remember 17% interest and negative equity

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:45, archived)
i blame Thatcher

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:00, archived)
It is regan economics that has caused this , she loved it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
'monetism' innit.
Adam Curtis covered it quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)
Don't be silly, Gordon Brown eliminated "boom & bust" so the housing market can only grow from here on.
Just like our economy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:00, archived)
Still, second best pm this century.
The best being an actual war criminal. Hardly a high bar. It's almost impressive how shit politicians can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:41, archived)
poor John Major :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:47, archived)
Best, or least worst, PM in my lifetime.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:14, archived)
It's almost as if we'd be better off with nobody in charge, nobody around to fuck
things up.

It worked for the Danes.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
Huh? Since when has Denmark had no government?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 23:59, archived)
He means Legoland

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 4:16, archived)
He seems comparatively moderate these days, almost left of new-labour
Mental how he came across as a meek dullard but was setting the security services on people who didn't follow the whips.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:16, archived)
You can. You just have to move to Ireland.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 21:23, archived)
it might be a plan

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
Why do you need a bigger house? Are you, personally, getting bigger?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:42, archived)
Poor spacefish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:52, archived)
:_(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:01, archived)
no we just got more old computers and musical instruments we never play

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:02, archived)
1. Sell all your old shit to raise funds for a move.
2. Realise that you no longer need to move.
3. Buy new shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:04, archived)
hmm not sure we'd raise much, tbh
it's all junk from car boot sales, maybe it could pay for a weekend in Brighton i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:45, archived)
I want a Commodore PET but have no real use for one.
I'm not sure they can do anything entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:05, archived)
I'm expecting to remortgage to pay for my kids to go to uni,
then find myself moved in to a granny annexe when none of them can afford to get a place of their own.
If I'm clever, I'll flog it whilst they're away studying and live out my twilight years on a cruise ship, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 18:58, archived)
that's just polluting even more and fucking up your kids' potential future MHEIDT
but why should you care? you'll just be waiting to die, drunk, sun-tanned and happy. in that case, just throw my corpse overboard when I'm done. feed the fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
You lean it up against the side and put one foot on the first rung, then you just step up one rung higher with the other foot.
Just keep doing that until you reach the required height, then stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:14, archived)
Ian bothams footpenis

(Tha D O Z, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)
Ian_bothams_footpenis_who?
soz, don't know that name. also, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:07, archived)
morning

(Tha D O Z, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 11:09, archived)
Let today be the day you stop being haunted by the ghost of yesterday.
Holding a grudge & harboring anger/resentment is poison to the soul. Get even with people... but not those who have hurt us, forget them, instead get even with those who have helped us.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:26, archived)
Inspiral Quotes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:37, archived)
Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again - this is the brave and happy life.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
It is easy to love the people far away.
It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our own home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:45, archived)
Don't be a cunt m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
Remember to use plenty of water-based lube.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 13:48, archived)
happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
What a wonderful sentiment, more of this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
Fuck that Manling.
FETCH THE BOOK OF GRUDGES!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Nov 2017, 17:43, archived)
Gotrek?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 17:30, archived)
This is so beautiful, I wish there was more of this sort of content here, it's really brightened my day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:16, archived)
i've got a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 13:42, archived)
Me new job has a coffee syndicate.
There's a slack channely for it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:03, archived)
a slack what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
dunno what that is,
we've got a pair of coffee machines in the work kitchen that are usually on the go but i only have one cup of coffee after i get in and then switch to tea for the rest of the day, because too much coffee does me a mischief
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
Slack (and hipchat) are basically fancy IRC clients aimed at developers.
They're more 'IRC like' than say, Skype.

They also appear to support gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
This would be justified if I installed it for fun rather than it being a tool at work.
They use macs here. So basically the last quarter century I learned about computers can be chucked in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:36, archived)

s/than it/than me/
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:20, archived)
but that's not important right now.
what is a "coffee syndicate"? Do you have to get your limbs replaced by percolators?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
Most of us have aeropresseses.
One guy uses a stove-top mocha pot though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
is he a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
Nah, he's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)
i've got a can of Tennent's

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:12, archived)
tennent's super?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
Yeah it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
no
Tennent's lager
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
I'm on newkie brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
I've done downloaded the Quatermass experiments.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)
athlete's cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
Nah I've just not washed it in a couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
use a brillo pad, that'll clean it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:58, archived)
I can fuck like Linford Christie though.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:00, archived)
brown and runny?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:01, archived)
i don't know how he fucks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:10, archived)
Finishes in under 10 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 16:35, archived)
Any good film recommendations? About to watch Assassin's Creed otherwise.
lololol, 'assbender'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:29, archived)
Amores Perros.
That's a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 21:56, archived)
Timecrimes

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:03, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:41, archived)
Subtitled version. I accidentally got the dubbed version and voice actors sounded like the ones in the original Resident Evil.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:24, archived)
Haha!
I never watch anything dubbed if I can avoid it, even if I don't speak a word of the source language.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:50, archived)
Nor me usually, didn't bother reading the torrent description properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 0:15, archived)
Watch "Why Him?"
It's a better movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:13, archived)
anal angst #3

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:24, archived)
Isn't that the one you had a cameo role in?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:31, archived)
Bridge on the river kwai

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 22:32, archived)
Kill List,
if you're on the market for something messed-up.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 23:04, archived)
That's a truly awful film.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)


Wisconsin Death Trip: www.imdb.com/title/tt0210389

Or (not actually a film though)

The Coconut Revolution: www.imdb.com/title/tt0479000/
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 7:11, archived)
Alright landlubbers, chubbers and rub-a-dub-dubbers.
The weekend is soon upon us. Is your house in order?

Alt: how are you planning on spending the next 48 hours of free time allocated to you before having to reshoulder the yoke of labour?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)
Why are you talking/typing like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:06, archived)
Because I am bored out of my Monday-to-Friday mind.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:21, archived)
What?
Pub
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:07, archived)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
writing to my MP about fucking oranges

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:17, archived)
Is your MP Stephen Milligan?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:22, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:41, archived)
^ too small for a melon

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)
Melon skin is either too hard or too coarse

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:27, archived)
Would you like to phone a friend?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)
Nope, I normally only text anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:58, archived)
Games, shit films, games

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)
Weekending like a pro.
I've been looking for that "Thelma" lately but it's too recent a release and I can't find it anywhere yet.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:52, archived)
Going down to that London on Sunday.
Eldest has requested a trip to the Natural History Museum, which is always an enjoyable day out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:43, archived)
Ooh, nostalgia.
Haven't been there in donkey's years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:51, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)
If *you're* not sure,
then who is?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)

.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
Ummm... what?
Salty sea prick.

alt. Bananarama tonight, cocktails tomorrow, Justice League on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
I've been excused having to buy tickets to see Justice League
as my youngest is incensed over the casting of Jason Momoa as Aquaman.

He's got a point, though. John DiMaggio's portrayal of the character in Brave And The Bold is the definitive take.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:34, archived)
A bunch of people in a Facebook group to which I subscribe were raving and frothing at the mouth with enthusiasm at the beginning of the week.
I thought it looked like it was going to be a bit shit but I didn't want to rain on their parade. Now they're all griping about what a massive let-down it was and I am quietly lolling.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Wonder Woman is the only "DC cinematic universe" (or whatever) effort that I've bothered with.
I think Green Lantern set an appropriate tone, so it's a shame they seem to be going for "depressing" rather than "fun". That said, the trailers for JL do make it look like the sort of thing I'd enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:43, archived)
Yeah, I enjoyed that one as well.
I was also pleasantly surprised by 'Doctor Strange'. I gave 'Batman v. Superman' a miss because the whole idea behind it is just dumb. 'Man of Steel' was also much better than a lot of critics seem to think IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)
MoS is on my Netflix (or Amazon, whatever), I just can't bring myself to suffer through it.
And I've watched Quest For Peace of my own volition.
Bad enough when Zak Snyder took a dump on Watchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
With the irony that Joss Whedon is now being accused of taking over Zac Snyder's project
and taking a giant steaming dump on it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)
Green lantern may have been one of the worst films ever made.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)
A great film, no, but fun, like a comic book film should be.
He saves the day by conjuring a giant HotWheels set! What's not to like about that?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:54, archived)
You've clearly not seen Batman V Superman

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
He might have done.
They could both be one of the worst films ever made, since there are a lot of terrible films out there.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:17, archived)
I quite enjoyed
Apart from the whole "Martha" thing.
The extended edition makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:32, archived)
You're raising a racist?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:40, archived)
like father, like son

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
I suppose it is a long tradition.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)
His mum was abducted by Dothraki.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:48, archived)
Why is he against mamoa really?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
Dark haired and moody, he's the antithesis of what Aquaman should be.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
Because comic book characters never change throughout the entirety of their run?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
I understand that, but then I'm not 9 years old.
I doubt my boy will be the last person to complain "They changed it, now it sucks".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
Well, he was blond for a start...
Mind you, they've beefed up wonder woman. She's like something out of GOT... Only with shitter effects
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:45, archived)
If they made a superhero film with a blonde Emilia Clarke and Gal Gadot in it,
I would watch the hell out of it. Rowr!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
Wonder Woman is my boy's superhero benchmark.
Everything we've seen since has been judged "not as good as Wonder Woman".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:00, archived)
I personally thought it was "ok"
Shabby villain and typical Snyder shitty fx aside.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
Yeah, the villain was a bit pants.
The rest of it was fun tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:31, archived)
I was only there for Thewlis' mighty mustache.
Not really, I thought it was great. Very similar in tone to the Captain America film, which was also bang on the money.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
See, I didn't like that one either.
I was more up for the espionage tale of the Winter Soldier
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:33, archived)
Winter Soldier was ace.
I like it when they take things a little bit darker.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
Sheepy is in town tomorrow.
We're supposed to be just going for a nice dinner and a few drinks. Last time I went to see him for a quiet weekend I took more mushrooms than I have ever taken before and went to a heavy horse and steam fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)
I prefer happy horse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:30, archived)
Is that the one where everyone was a sourpuss and disapproved of you having a good time?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:34, archived)
Nah, but that has happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:41, archived)
A heavy horse and steam fair on a heavy dose of shrooms
sounds like a deleted scene from 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
"We were somewhere around Felpersham on the edge of Borsetshire when the shrooms began to take hold..."

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:08, archived)
"can't stop here, this is sheep country"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
#hollowell4lyf

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:44, archived)
my house is a fucking tip
not really, there's just shitloads of wool everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)
Do you also have a machine that catapults you out of bed and into your clothes?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:39, archived)
i wish!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 14:39, archived)
juicer time then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:46, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:49, archived)
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
35 mins to go :(((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 15:56, archived)
15 mins to go :)))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:15, archived)
No juicer at all 2nite :(((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:02, archived)
4/7, RIP The Doveston
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-42017084
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
3 wee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:18, archived)
3, "on the bench".
This quiz is just a big advert to get us to read the BBC News website every day, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:23, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:23, archived)
5/7

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)
3

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:28, archived)
"up yours, dickface" Your score: 3/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:31, archived)
On the bench, 2/7

(Tha D O Z, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
Just ate an orange
it went fucking everywhere. Fuck oranges, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
don't let them get to you, man, that's what they want

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:51, archived)
Reporting all this anti-loyalist hate speech

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
A bad fruitman always blames his fruit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
Stobe the Hobo is dead.
I got introduced to his train-hopping adventures via B3ta. He died in a train accident in Baltimore last week. :-(
(cescpistol, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 4:32, archived)
Stobe the Homo, more like!

(Tha D O Z, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 6:55, archived)
Stroke the oboe.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)
Good sas program on bbc4, I've seen it before, this is part one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:04, archived)
I'm tempted to watch that itv thing about weed, apparently Biggins has a whitey and Fashanu is a complete bellend.
I either got confused or caused confusion and the long and short of it is I ended up with an extra jumbo sausage in the chippy. 2 sausages, chips and a king rib, fat-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:16, archived)
I watched a bit last night, it's well made

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
It's just pushing the marigold hotel thing further, it's a cannabis tour

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 20:39, archived)
juicer time then, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:05, archived)
On it, closes down Sunday at 5pm, so I'll have to walk 200m further ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:14, archived)
Shit. That's rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:16, archived)
It's only for a few weeks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:22, archived)
Nah, I got homecans and Total War Warhammer 2 Mortal Empires to keep me occupied.
I'm playing as dwarfs. It's hard mr H. Why is it so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:39, archived)
Is that any good? I haven't played a Total War game properly since the first Rome one
Also they missed a trick there not calling it Total Warhammer
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:53, archived)
HOMOCANS more like.
What's a homecan?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 18:17, archived)
You're goddamned right.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 18:19, archived)
Not til tomorrow night, Horbs...
I'm good through the week.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 18:27, archived)
Startin' a thread right here, yessir, startin' a big ol' thread.
How's your week going? Looking foward to some epic Chrimbo piggery?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 13:40, archived)
Just picked up a Surface Book 2
So I am feeling light of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)
Noice, probably.
I don't really know anything about Surfaces. What are the specs?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:13, archived)
It has good shit inside it
Apparently, not bad shit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
Ooh yeah, 16Gb of RAM is plenty to play with.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
I just spaffed a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
Clean up team to Major Turd's boxers

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
Lovely design but rather pricey. I just got the 15 inch lenovo 720, bit big and heavy but the most powerful convertible laptop I could find.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
Yeha the other one that caught my eye was the latest HP Spectre range
But after reading the battery drains super quick with the 4K screen, opted for the Book
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
Ooh, just seen it has 8th gen quad core mobile intel chip and discrete gtx 1050
So that's by far the most powerful tablet you can get.
Still out of my budget though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:40, archived)
Been saving for about 2 years for this
And still giving myself grief for spending this much cash on me.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
I got given mine for free at work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:58, archived)
For the third time, that is a laminated placemat
And you fucked up the maze. Again
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:03, archived)
This bloody metal gear solid is a bit mad, but i am enjoying it, can't really complain when it's a big game for only 8 quid.
I googled something for some help and someone said "that's not really available for the first 20 hours or so"
How fucking long is it going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:15, archived)
Haha, just like this week's epic online shitstorm over Battlefront II.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
I missed that.
Edit: I'm an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:21, archived)
Saw yesterday, with the new Star Wars Battlefront 2 game
To unlock all the hidden bits you'd need to play it for 4,528 hours, or you can spend £1,500.

Fuck. That.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:20, archived)
Yeah, I saw a lot of the shouting online about it.
Seems they done fucked up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
Meindepissu desu!
The game costs $60 but to unlock Darth Vader as a playable character you have to pay $80, or (and some guy worked this out) devote every loot crate you earn for over four months towards unlocking him. EA did a very weaselly and patronising AMA on Reddit yesterday about it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:22, archived)
I'm playing Total War Warhammer 2 Pugso.
I think I need help.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:37, archived)
Don't really do anything for Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
Doesn't mean you can't engage in a bit of piggery nonetheless.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:17, archived)
I'll be on the brandy and Bailey's from December 1st

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
Only a fortnight till mince pies for breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:32, archived)
More of a Kwanzaa guy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:26, archived)
Limewire or gtfo.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
Slsk
Or not listen to random shit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
First time I've heard of that one.
Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)
Used it since 2001 to hunt down obscure stuff
Essentially you select folders you want to share, and then you search for stuff you want. Hunted down a hell of a lot of real rare stuff on there, like Bowie studio recordings and such, deffo one for those looking for less mainstream music
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
I might just have to give this one a try.
Is it just music or is there a bit of everything?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
It is good for audio books, web books,and comics
But a bit flaky for video
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
I can't condone stealing content

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:59, archived)
No, no, of course.
We're all upstanding citizens here.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)
yep, no rent to pay next month
so i'm spending it on christmas gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 14:54, archived)
Nicely.
Stump for the luxury tinsel this year, with Bluetooth capability.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)
got shitloads already
i need new tree lights and chocolate baubles, though. i'll be spending a decent chunk of it on presents and food, but i'm sure there'll be some left for new clothes and booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)

baubles salty balls
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)
salted caramel, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
now we're talking

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
i'm starting to get in a christmassy mood now
i get more excited than the kids do, it's ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)
Eh, the world needs more people who get excited about Christmas.
You restore the balance in the Force by counteracting all the cynical old gets.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
i'm cynical the other 11 months of the year
but i'll happily sit in my christmas jumper, eating rum truffles and watching die hard, whilst wrapping presents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:36, archived)
I'm looking forward to my annual toss off from Santa round the back of Greggs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:37, archived)
Cheating on Sammi AGAIN.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:41, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:42, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:43, archived)
I was thinking of that episode only yesterday
because I heard Runaway Train playing somewhere, and it reminded me of that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 16:47, archived)
we're all runaway trains

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:03, archived)
just some of us have piss jars

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 17:05, archived)

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