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Anyone know if Grrrmachine is still dead? I'm planning on buying a BMW X1 XDRIVE20D M Sport but was hoping to ask his advice first so he can tell me it's shit and I'm a prick for wanting one.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:15, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 22:46, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:14, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:15, archived)
You shouldn't bully the departed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 0:26, archived)
He's still on Reddit AFAIK.
Go and see if you can lure him back with your car chat.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:16, archived)
Buy a Lexus RX

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 8:26, archived)
It is a shit car for pricks
Hth
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
if you were restricted to one particular brand of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be
and why?
ALT: guess what's on my sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:23, archived)

Westons - because I like their products

Alt: Haslet and brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)
haven't seen haslet in years
a good friend of mine used to love the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:34, archived)

It's practically all we eat in Lincolnshire - other than stuffed chine, plum loaf and sausages of course.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
of course

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:53, archived)
Purple Moose

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
Not heard of that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:10, archived)
I'd just ban it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:37, archived)
You monster!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:44, archived)
Cava I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 17:57, archived)
on your sandwhich are a multitude of microbacteria that occur naturally
also, your bread is steady on in the process of decay additionally aided by funghi spores that are part of the air

alt:
I could not decide. also, "brand" is a bit exclusive and I could not name a specific French Chateau de Jenesaisquoi whoms't wine I'd put over another. "for ever".
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:43, archived)
!AMAZECUNTS!
a member for 10 years, 9 months and 10 days
has posted 209 messages on the main board
has posted 2009 messages on the talk board

10 + 9 + 10 = 209 or 2009
209
2009

there is clearly some form of b3ta-conspiracy behind this but what does it mean´?ß
(edit) well it was 2009 until i posted this :( now it'll be 2011

anyway, amazecunts, eh? (saidnooneEVER)
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)
What, so not only do I have to choose a drink, I also have to choose a brand?
You can't make me choose between beer and vodka anyway.

Alt: cod liver and sugar sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 18:54, archived)
Flora

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)
Gordon's
It's far and away the best gin. With Britvic tonic.
(Tha D O Z, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 20:59, archived)
St Peter's do a nice drop. Dalwhinnie is good whisky, Bowmore likewise. Dunno really.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:48, archived)
Alt: purple drank, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 23:14, archived)
Sainsburys

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 7:53, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 8:28, archived)
morning mongy

(Tha D O Z, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 8:41, archived)
Alright , nearly pub time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)
Breakfast at 'spoons?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
Nah just pints

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:13, archived)
Ke$ha got fat

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 9:57, archived)
As long as she's happy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:14, archived)
So did Xtina :'(

(Tha D O Z, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
Today is shit and will remain so.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:10, archived)
Oh well everyone, pack it in today's written off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)
Waaaaaay ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:22, archived)
What's all this about a shit start to the weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:39, archived)
Was expecting to be paid today
Seems the run on period is up, so I won't be paid till the 4th. Plenty of human food, but the poor spider is starving, not to mention the gas and lecky are about to run out. I'm annoyed that I'll have to spend my Christmas money on bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:55, archived)
That is crap alright.
There seems to be a lot of dickish behaviour around this Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
i know
fortunately, i've got my parents to help out. others aren't so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)
12am poo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)
morning m

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:55, archived)
Dearest b

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 10:56, archived)
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the widest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me, burning in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now I'm comin' alive
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)
The pills are clean lads, let's all get some

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:33, archived)
Hey, don't I get any?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 13:57, archived)
Thoughts go out to all those affected by the oxford st
4eva in our hrtz
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:33, archived)
London terror attacks?
Lolsome terror attacks more like!!!
(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:33, archived)
Police, fire brigade and Adele are on the scene

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:35, archived)
Anything good on TV?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:36, archived)
An image of John Lewis
on oxford st
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:37, archived)
Ru Paul's Drag Race
A joke there about TVs!!!!
(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:40, archived)
RIP olly murs
twitter.com/ollyofficial/status/934104483537326080
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:41, archived)
I just spat my beer out :D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:45, archived)
He is punching well above his weight, and he's a fat cunt.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:48, archived)
No casualties yet, are there?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:53, archived)
Only Sky News viewers.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 17:56, archived)
Nothing has even happened

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:08, archived)
I thought I'd shot mcbeef,
but then I woke up in the shower and realised it'd all been a beautiful dream.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:07, archived)
+my load up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:14, archived)
It was a wet dream, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
you cum guzzling whore, you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:25, archived)
I shoot it into my own mouth and cycle it straight out again.
Violating the laws of thermodynamics as I go.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:32, archived)
I keep seeing clickbait of ' what Victoria principle looks like is insane' well I feel sorry for her then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:24, archived)
I quite like the clickbait adverts that
this website serves up.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:31, archived)
I'm not falling for that!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:39, archived)
What? My website (cumguzzlingautoeroticwhore.com) is perfectly safe for work.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:44, archived)
I'm IP banned from that site

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:54, archived)
Yeah it's no onion is it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:54, archived)
alright
Shop, weight, or shirt? What sort of lifter are you?
(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
shopping for weighty shirt lifters

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
Cor!

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)
Shut up for fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)
You big ginger spastic!

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)
careful or mrs. pig will give you the finger

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
shoplifters aren't trustworthy
weightlifters are incredibly egotistical and i know plenty of shirtlifters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAH

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:23, archived)
Apropos of nothing
McCartney's vocal from Jet
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
classic dozer!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:28, archived)
stair

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
Stannah massive in the hizzle

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)
dj thora hird in da house

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 16:02, archived)
Weekend thread
Doing anything interesting? Got your Christmas shopping done yet, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:06, archived)
No.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:09, archived)
Alright, anecdote king.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)
Recording on sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:13, archived)
You can't work on the sabbath m8.
You'll incur the wrath of the Almighty.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
anonymous unprotected sex to all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:15, archived)
Right, I'm coming round your place tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
Nothing and nope
Which is great. Think there might be a trip to go see Murder on the Orient Express if the mrs has her way
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:19, archived)
Moidah!
Branagh as Poirot sounds like a larf.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:23, archived)
trip to spitalfields independent label market and honest jon's tomorrow
I'm only buying for me this year
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:20, archived)
followed by a masquerade ball round at $$'s house

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
Got a shopping list?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
it just says: rekkids

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:28, archived)
Invite only opening event at a friend's cafe, tomorrow.
Kids are excited, as the limited menu is ice cream and pick'n'mix only.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:30, archived)
They're going to be bouncing off the walls after that.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)
Yes.
That'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:39, archived)
They opened a Kaspa's here about a year ago, nice that the disgusting chav mums finally have a place dedicated solely to making their kids fat and diabetic

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:44, archived)
The Sharif don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:54, archived)
Took mine somewhere similar, recently.
It was a real treat to order a load of sundaes, see the kids discover that the combination of bubblegum ice-cream and skittles is stomach churning, then watch what was probably £50 melt into a sickly puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:57, archived)
not much
christmas shopping will be done on december 5th, when i have all the monies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:33, archived)

That's the eve of the feast of St. Knickerless Nicholas.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:11, archived)
I'm not buying presents this year, Crisis at Christmas can help a few people out instead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:36, archived)
Because I hate my relatives and identify with smelly drunks, obv

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:37, archived)
I think the only 'present' I'm buying is a train ticket so I can go and see my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
noone's ge'in' nuffin'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:36, archived)
Heating or eating

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:38, archived)
wo'?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
Probably go mug some tourist's around spitalfields

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:43, archived)
better take a shank with you
get them good and proper
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:44, archived)

ha ki
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)
MODS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:47, archived)
Oh man I went there

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:05, archived)
Not another fucking one...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:06, archived)

Alright threads have been a mainstay of slashtalk since before you and I ever signed up.
(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)
Alright dearest b, I've seen a great watch in an auction, but something is putting me off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:07, archived)
sweetest m, what's the prob?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:10, archived)
It looks too good for 1961, I'll stick a cheeky bid in and see
smhttp-ssl-58703.nexcesscdn.net/lot_images/auction/medium/109282-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:16, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 14:08, archived)
alright

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)
3/7 back of the queue

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
Fail away! Fail away! Fail away!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:01, archived)

Fail Tosser, go
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
What ever happened to the shit GP?

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)
Ran off with the black man that lived in his greenhouse.
His roomba was devastated.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)
Now look here, the nastiness and trolling on slashtalk is just about as much as I can take!

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
You can take it sideways, you fuckin bumder

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:13, archived)
haha it's great to have you back!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:47, archived)
Black Knives Clatter
Something about the cricket. Pom hating......fuck the Aussies etc etc
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
You can't just swan in here and start threads Willy nilly

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:36, archived)
I'll do what I like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
You stupid oaf

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:45, archived)
If I am driving at 7pm, how many pints can I have before 2pm? Of Fosters.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:49, archived)
"have none for the road"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:57, archived)
5 and drive

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:58, archived)
I've heard a police officer say that
not in uniform obvs, but in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
So you've got one hour from now?
If you have three pints over the next hour, that works out to 4.8 units, so at a standard elimination rate of 1 unit per hour, you'll be fine by 7.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
I'm more concerned about his decision to drink Fosters.
I mean, no one does that by choice, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
Not unless they have to drive by 7, presumably.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:04, archived)
3 it is!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
who the fuck does he think he is?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:44, archived)
I am your wife's love toy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:45, archived)
bit cold to be playing cricket m8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
Not in 'Stralia, mite!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
STREWTH!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:52, archived)
How ya goin'?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:48, archived)
+ya fackin mangruel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
Bumhoooooooooles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:49, archived)
Cricket is shite.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
shane warne off the bench and scores a hat trick

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
warney!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:03, archived)
Black Wives Natter
When did we get Black Friday? Was it about 5 years ago? I can't 'member.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)
thought you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
We can dream eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
Tangers!!
How's it gannin' leek?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)
life is good, stunnso
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
Fair to middling, pal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
I think it was when Micky Flanagan said he was 'out out'

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
Probably.
Don't pay that much attention to it, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
Dunno
Do people in the UK go as menkle as the Yanks, trampling each other half to death for the sale of a flat-screen TV?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:56, archived)
I think we prefer to wait until the police have shot a black person, before popping out to grab a bargain.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:58, archived)
shit is off the hook in Brazil
youtu.be/73PVkVEyN7Q
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:58, archived)
Haha, reminds me of the clip of Black Friday in Canada
where everyone just files into the shop in an orderly manner and the staff welcome them with polite applause.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:09, archived)
no one does orderly and polite quite like the japs though
youtu.be/-q1y7w9r4BY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:25, archived)
shame they're all queuing to buy schoolgirls' knickers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:26, archived)
Shame they banned the vending machines

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:03, archived)

This, in a country where they employ people solely to shove you onto trains during rush hour.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:31, archived)
I bet the northerners do.
They're a bit slower and more gullible.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:01, archived)
Just got a years subscription to Eurosport for £1.99
So I am pro the online bit, but not the actual going to somewhere bit
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:03, archived)
Enjoy it while you can, you won't be able to watch that after Brexit.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:05, archived)
BritSport
International Pan Fighting from Leeds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:18, archived)
They'll have the Premier League, once all those dirty foreign players have been deported.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)
Got an exclusive look into music channels after Brexit
The horror, the horror
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)
Oh god.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
(Car) Park Life

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:33, archived)
Hahahaha.
The cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:45, archived)
I'm so angry I could shit on someone

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:57, archived)
I'm so angry I want someone to shit on me, this could work out

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:58, archived)
Keep this type of bollocks on FaceShit m8

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:00, archived)
Don't use it, I use ShitteronmyTitter

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:03, archived)
People were fighting over TV's in a Tesco
in some god forsaken Northern Town.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:17, archived)
I'll buy a new TV when the old one breaks,
not when adverts tell me to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:37, archived)
Take that, Consumerism!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
way to stick it to The Man, munchy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
^check out Billy 720p here

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
I do rip all of my blu-rays down to 720p, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
Ha ha pixel pikey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:54, archived)
I won't be truly happy until everything looks like the FMV from Night Trap.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:53, archived)
It was 2009 mate.
But it got big around 2011.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
I don't know why he can't just google these things himself instead of asking here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:03, archived)
Can you sort my internet out for me?
I'm at the end of my contract so am going to a standard tariff, also, my years free sky is up, and I sort of fancy keeping it. Can you find me a decent deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)
I've got your broadband deal, right here. *points*
Get your mitts around this fat pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:08, archived)
It just looks like a standard cat5.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:09, archived)
Don't know what that is. Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:14, archived)
The catch has broken off the connector so it keeps on falling out of the socket, too.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:15, archived)
It has been around longer than the moon and the stars.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:25, archived)
And I swear like the shadow that's by your side

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
2003, it was his 8th studio album and his alleged retirement from the rap game

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:32, archived)
we nicked it from those commercially obsessed Americans...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
It's a load of bollocks.
The Doris has come up with a list of things I might want to consider buying.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 10:53, archived)
colour specific days should not exist in 2017

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:04, archived)
Yer, if I hear Blue Monday once more imma kick off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:09, archived)
What about ruby tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:20, archived)
Yeah I'm game, Taj Mahal?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:23, archived)
you guys enjoy yourself
I'm banned from there
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:24, archived)
Did you shit on someone?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:29, archived)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 11:39, archived)



1719
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:20, archived)
good morning fuckers and fuckettes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:37, archived)
Dolla dolla bills yo

(Tha D O Z, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:40, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:52, archived)
I'm wearing a woolly hat

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:42, archived)
there's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:52, archived)
Black Fridays Matter

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:42, archived)
sure do

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:53, archived)
+Rebecca

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:26, archived)
this is what black friday looks like outside spoons in the C.O.V.
scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23844480_10156880073894942_5803534520634769184_n.jpg?oh=32ce28e50081482038cdb018d1b57fb7&oe=5A8AF776
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:34, archived)
Blimey how cheap is the ruddles today then ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
I only drink craft ales soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:50, archived)
Jesus Christ, there's a thousand pigs!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
see you there, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)
I'm going tooled up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
Get a round in, I'll be over

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
In Spain a few years back,
I went to a very small local history museum about three days before a massive street festival, expecting there to be no-one there but the people who owned/ran it. In the end there were about 300 armed police milling around outside. I thought they'd found a terrorist cell or something but it turned out to be National Police Day.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:55, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:58, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
And a good fucking morning to you.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
Bit gender specific m8
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:19, archived)
fluid morning to you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:25, archived)
Good Morning!

(immadme, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:34, archived)
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:41, archived)
The true value of snatch is timeless.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:47, archived)
hey you motherfuckeroos
get over it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:55, archived)
don't ruin another Evolution Day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:06, archived)
evolution is a myth m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:09, archived)
God made me using spunkem and magic

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:16, archived)

spu je
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
+ make a break, make a move

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
Happy African-American Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:07, archived)
I'm neither of those things.
Got anything more inclusive?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)
word up, b

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:16, archived)
Mickey Flanagan is on the radio
and has just dedicated a David Gray song to his missus.
That may just be the naffest thing I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:12, archived)
is it his going out-out music?
hahahahahahahahahaha... christ
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:16, archived)
Hahahahahaha!
I don't get this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:24, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:28, archived)
it's from one of his routines
he talks about going 'out out'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:31, archived)
Like, from the closet?
Well, good for him. No one should have to live a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:34, archived)
The second naffest being his whole fucking act

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:32, archived)
Radio 4 had a programme about his childhood,
back when he was just becoming famous (so, probably 10 years ago). It was alright, but he seems to have gotten steadily less funny ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:38, archived)
*double thumbs up face*

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:32, archived)
willy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:35, archived)
Alright

(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 21:57, archived)
damn it, I like this! afucking gain!
just wanted to say: "good night"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 23:03, archived)

Well it's heartening to receive some polite interaction on the board, there's so much negativity around here that it just really dampens my spirit.

Thank you, friend, for showing me that beeter is not a cold, dark place after all xx
(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 23:26, archived)
Classic beater
www.b3ta.com/talk/4674837
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 0:00, archived)
Alright, let's get passed the upset and the thread stomping,
And all have a nice afternoon thread.
What's your beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:05, archived)
wellington

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
He was a hero

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
the vegetarian option

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:06, archived)
We're back in the studio to finish a few bits over the weekend.
Want to lend me some bees for a credit on a decent CD?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
you'll have to go to Bagnone to get the same bees

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
also, what's a CD grandad?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:14, archived)
Fuck off cassette hipster.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)
hey!
we started using cassettes after it was cool
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:33, archived)
Do I have to?
Just finished telling Craig David what my flava is
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
Instant beef-flavoured noodles.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:10, archived)
Shabu shabu

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:13, archived)
Bit jap for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
You'd like the no pan version

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
the person i work with doesn't like me singing christmas songs until 1st december
bit rude tbh

in other related news www.xmasclock.com/
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:15, archived)
It was pointed out earlier that it's 32 sleeps.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:18, archived)
i'm not keen on the "sleeps" thing
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
and he's spelt chrimblepops wrong

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
That's a cuntdown if ever I've seen one

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
it's not pleasant but it gets the job done
said the actress to the bishop AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
the man.
my beef is with the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:17, archived)
He's more scared of you than you are of him

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
i don't doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
stick "it" to him i always say

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:24, archived)
Which end?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:27, archived)
his bum end

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:29, archived)
lit?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
I'm not a rapper, so I've never been involved in a "beef".

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:25, archived)
the term beef predates rap

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:28, archived)
Never stop learning stuff on this informative website

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
They should have called it 'prawn'.
Would have been funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
I'm not a farmer or a butcher, either.
I'm not sure what it is Windy wants from me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:43, archived)
+ Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)
Star Trek, eh?
Another opportunity to flood the board with divisive nerd chat!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: You don't give up.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:00, archived)
Each one of us has our own evolution of life, and each one of us goes through different tests which are unique and challenging.
But certain things are common. And we do learn things from each other's experience. On a spiritual journey, we all have the same destination.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:53, archived)
We all end up dead, that's for sure.
Bad news for the transhumanists, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:31, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:04, archived)
+it up your shit chute you commie loving spastic

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:17, archived)
you took the words right outta my mouth
it must have been while you were kissing me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
that wasn't me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:22, archived)
oh....

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
dripping.
No sorry, curtains.

Dripping beef curtains
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:40, archived)
RIP Gazza :'(

(Tha D O Z, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:41, archived)
AIDS related, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:47, archived)
Having one's bollocks squeezed affects every man differently

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:48, archived)
now wiv da raoul moats x x x

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:49, archived)
Fishing, chicken and dressing gowns in Valhalla

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:56, archived)
KFC is heaven

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:59, archived)
Aww, that last thread looked like it will be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
A Member for 9 years??!
That's some hard core trolling...

lol, member
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:02, archived)
So I'm signing up to this new website, better create several accounts all at the same time in case I get banned

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:05, archived)

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