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10am, or there abouts, and time to sit for a coffee.
How are you getting on this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
after three days of all-day workshops
today I have done fuck-all
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
got a semi-promotion though
which was nice

strikey-g promotion
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
I've done pretty much fuck all this week.
I'm on a proper Christmas wind down.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
yer, it's nice when that happens
December can go either way. All work is wrapped up and it's just twiddling thumbs, or it's a mad dash to the christmas eve finishing line.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
More responsibility but no extra money?

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the money negotiation comes later
it's more that I carved a niche for myself, and finally got it recognised by the higherups with a fancy title (the kind that gets me 25% if I ever change employers).
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
Dictator-for-Life of G.R.O.S.S?

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Senior dogsbody

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:39, archived)
it was basically getting the Senior bit, yeah
now I just need to grow a mexican mustache
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:41, archived)
Cannae complain.
Applied for a new job about 15 mins ago; now is the time to find out whether they are professionals or piss-takers.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
Why would they reply that quick?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
Well, they would if they were professionals.
Nah, I'll give them a couple of days, see what they say.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
What are you applying for?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
In-house position as a translator.
The HR woman I got on the phone yesterday said they were looking for someone either as a freelancer, under a framework contract or potentially internally. The third possibility is the only one that interests me, although I'm not quite sure what their understanding of 'framework contract' is at this stage.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
I'm really fucking busy and I need a wee
yet I still found time to post this shite
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
You're one of us and we appreciate it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
I'm not ready enough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:17, archived)
It doesn't matter

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
I hope not, I'd hate to let anybody down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
I still hve to wait 30-ish hours until freedom. luckily, 8 hours of sleep are included to lessen my woes

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
Push some frankincense up your cock, it's 10.30

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
Is this a c&p from the swearing clock?
Rob's really running out of ideas.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
Working from home.
Still in bed however. Might get up in a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:33, archived)
Planning a quick trip into town to an awesome deli to buy small stollen for my co-workers
And a shitload of food for myself
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:33, archived)
Ive gone viral... and not in a good way.
No, not AIDS, silly.

Work will be minimal though
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:41, archived)
just Demonstrating my value before I Engage physically

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:17, archived)
by physical engagement do you mean docking?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:21, archived)
Oh yeah, docking hard and good

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:21, archived)
They don't call you "Blue Danube" for nothing.

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I love Johann Strauss

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:30, archived)
For Two Hats:
i.imgur.com/BnN5uFY.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:21, archived)
I've never watched Seinfeld. Any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:50, archived)
Cold and itchy
Bloody cellulitis is kicking off again so I have to keep my legs cold and elevated. I foresee a very dull day.
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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 7:38, archived)
'NINGLES!

(Tha D O Z, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
is that like a potato-substitute morning in a tube?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:03, archived)
Yes.

(Tha D O Z, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:05, archived)

a tube gonz's portable lavatory
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
racist crisps

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 11:28, archived)
ugh™
feels like I never went to bed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
shhhh, this is a dream

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
Oh thank god, otherwise I'd be really late for work

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
everyone moans about mondays but thursdays can be pretty terrible too.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
I say, wh'appen, don't you know.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
u wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
I'm not entirely sure, really.
To be on the prudent side I'm going to blame it on a combination of insufficient sleep and excessive caffeine early of a morning.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
Yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
^ positive

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:32, archived)
morning

(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
spanno

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:51, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
which tedious banned user are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
©2014 UsVsTh3m

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
good mother fucking morning, bitches

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
awww yiss, dollar dollar bills all up in this bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:54, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
oh boy I LOVE mornings!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
deal

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
urgh gay

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
no deal

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)

youtu.be/7lhEdPbl73s
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:11, archived)
he's no Juan Bastos

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
they think you're a prick m8

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
oh I am

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:36, archived)
I feel like crap.

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You also look like crap

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:21, archived)
if he looks like crap and smells like crap he's probably crap.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:22, archived)
dunno whether the monster munch effect has kicked in
and you actually feel rather fishy
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
I've not been canoodling with mongy.

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he fishes from the shore, not a kayak

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
I'm not really up to date with the latest gay slang.

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Good momo
Hurrah for cricket action in the morning, especially when we are doing alright
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:19, archived)
*generic support*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:39, archived)
It is more of a hurrah we are not shit

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:41, archived)
speak for yourself m8, I'm fucking awful at sports.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:49, archived)
Royal we innit
Us posh people use it, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
who's this "we" bollocks?
are you on the team?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
He's texting from the crease as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:53, archived)
Balls and wood LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
I am half wood and have balls

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:03, archived)
And 32 hours from being free

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 10:03, archived)
Hello me little darlings...
still here i see...
(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:26, archived)
Alright Frank

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:27, archived)
alright windy

(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:28, archived)
You alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:34, archived)
I am grand thanks
not frank though
(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:54, archived)
Course you are.
God let you out of the sandbox, and you're keeping a low profile. I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 23:12, archived)
I promise you i am not frank

(SgtNobbleSocks, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 23:13, archived)
I miss frank

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 23:20, archived)

Me too
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 0:11, archived)
Always.
Watching
and judging.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:35, archived)
Alright Scott,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:44, archived)
Show of hands please... Who is ready?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:28, archived)
I haven't even bought my present yet , I'm not giving myself cash again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:35, archived)
Do you wrap it, also?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)
If I buy myself a present I expect it wrapped , cash I just transfer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:37, archived)
We all know it will be a watch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:36, archived)
No spoilers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:37, archived)
Know anything about sime format boilers? Mine's chucking a red light and not getting hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 20:18, archived)
nvm fixed it.
I think there might have been a power cut (cable box was on) and it needed resetting (which it seems isn't the same as a simple power cyle).
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 21:02, archived)
Hth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 21:23, archived)
Checked me router - uptime 3 hours so it probably got chopped around the time it's programmed to come on.
Would've probably solved it quicker but the previous occupant bust the selector knob and I had to pinch the spindle as me pliers are in aberdeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 21:39, archived)
Yes m8, douched and lubed xx

(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 18:55, archived)
I'm completely ready.
And by 'ready' I mean 'drunk'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 19:31, archived)
When I was a kid doctors had a crystal decanter of booze on their desk , and an ashtray, might come back after brexit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
It's the only way they'll save general practice

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 7:06, archived)
Hold up I'll post a link to the spreadsheet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 20:17, archived)
Christmas radio in the workshop,
Tinsel and Christmas lights are up, Santa hat on the drill press. I think I'm finally ready for christmas guys! ❄☃⛄⛇☃❄⛇🍾🍾
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:12, archived)
I'm pretty sure I've binned my el cheapo felt Santa hat by now.
Is that a Christmas champagne icon you've got there?

I appear to have become a reindeer. Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
Double nice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:32, archived)
what sort of weird green champagne do you drink?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
The bottle's green, you pillock, not the contents.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:43, archived)
I thought you meant a flute.
Shove it up your flute.

It looks nothing like a bottle of champers, dear.
Unless you're about to crack it off someones head...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:02, archived)
There s something wrong with you.
There are champagne emoji in my post.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:04, archived)
Ohhhhhh... (vienna)
I see it now. I thought we were on about the tree icons.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
Champagne bottles are green no?
or are you colour blind as well as deaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)

do you drink are you

ยฉ2014 UsVsTh3m
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:07, archived)
sweet dreams Rob et alia
may you live on through the swear clock and clickbait robot
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:22, archived)
I've just got my son a Swatch body and soul , that's a bit ready for Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
Well done mate. Chrimbo is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
he wanted money

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:34, archived)
He can lump it, I've already had to buy him a mobile phone this month, now my daughter wants a new one too , ponces

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
who'se fault is it that there are two of them?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:42, archived)
I'll stick with blaming the jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:49, archived)
have a festive poo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
Done and done

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:45, archived)
Another person ready for Christmas
Is this lady. Unless she's switched to celebrating Kwanzaa as well.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:41, archived)
no thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:48, archived)
The important question here is has she done any porn

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
BBWWUTBW?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
"And here’s Adam as her new self, something she’s referred to as a “black” woman:"
Savage.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
As a strong independent black woman I find this offensive

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 16:46, archived)
If I went to my GP and said I self-identified as a unicorn could I get a horn surgically implanted on my forehead funded by the NHS?
It's essential for my mental wellbeing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:14, archived)
I'll show you "parity of esteem".

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IBYW

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:20, archived)
Hope there's a light-up effigy of your good self to top the tree.

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alright

(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:01, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:06, archived)
Are you ready for a brand-new beat?
Early-afternoon thread. Air your grievances, trumpet your triumphs and make coffee for your colleagues to show you care.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
Already got my coffee
Tree day today
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The office at the end of the road just coming out of the business park has got its tree up.
#blayzeit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
busy in sainsbury's just now
seems a lot of people are still getting ready for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
They've missed out on the opportunity to run a Sainsbo Chrimbo campaign.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:22, archived)
more's the pity

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
I've fallen victim to the annual office man-flu.
Horrid, diseased bastards.
Beechams on the go...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:49, archived)

-flu

Smack my Beechams up.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:54, archived)
I was ready a little while ago, but didn't want it to seem like I was showing off.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:12, archived)
Sounds like a bit of a humble brag there
You fucking show off
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
wiggle it just a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:20, archived)
Have you gone off the boil since then, dear?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
Smallest bread roll I've ever had
imgur.com/a/q8cgE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:42, archived)
Everybody ready for chrimble-wimble-bimbly-bobs??
*squee*
#12MoreSleeps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
Always

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:31, archived)
Cheers

(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:29, archived)
Alright Jaysu...wait a minute.
Cancelled tonight because there were going to be only five of us and one of the other guys going is a complete knob jockey. No tickets to Star Wars left for tonight though, so I'm going tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:34, archived)
Sure am buddy
I'm so excited I could literally blast excreta out of my anus
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
I'm so excited, I could worship a palestinian jew!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:41, archived)
You know, I think I am... Almost.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
Wait, what?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:38, archived)
This week, I've watched Elf, Jingle All The Way, and The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Only one of which I'd seen before.
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Elf, or the annual reminder that Zooey Deschanel has a weird face

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:50, archived)
Don't think I've seen her in anything else.
She's sort of elfin, I suppose.
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I've never seen her in anything.
Most of her films seem to be chick-flicks, though.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:01, archived)
Was she Trillian in that god awful attempt at making Hitchhikers Guide into a film?

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Apparently she was in it in some capacity
but since I haven't seen that either, I can't really comment.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:08, archived)
It was not good.

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My little bro worked on that
left the film business shortly after, true story
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
Smart move, there's no future in movies.

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Y

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:16, archived)
Ta

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Her sister is good in that show about dead people with the guy who played the vampire in the one with Sarah Michelle Gellar

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
She's also in the animated talky horse thing which I mean to watch

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:41, archived)
Thought this was about Mr Ed, for a moment.

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I watched one of the star wars films that the nerds don't like on Sunday
it was alright, all pew-pew and vrrm-vrrrm lightsabers and that
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:54, archived)
Probably Revenge Of The Sith.
That at least has the saving grace of lots of sword fights.
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Is it one the one with an annoying animal or the one where they just go on about trade pacts

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:07, archived)
Attack of the Clones is the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:24, archived)
No m8

(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:30, archived)
Aside from Ian McDiarmid having an obviously wonderful time, there's precious little to recommend about any of the prequel trilogy.

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Not even Ewan's "comedy" accent?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
Watching a lot of talented performers completely falling at their craft is just sad.
At least McDiarmid seems to know it's crap and hams it up accordingly.
See also: Raoul Julia's performance in Street Fighter.
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He's said it himself.
He talked about how much fun it was to play a character with no depth at all and who was just plain evil.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:23, archived)
What a terrible role to bow out on.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:37, archived)
I'm playing all the reindeer games

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:42, archived)
I liked that film.

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Tom Clancy's less succesful etc. etc.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:49, archived)
fully torqued in my underpants thinking about it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:59, archived)
I'm going to stay awake right through till chrimsy-wimsy-doodles

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:00, archived)
Dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:07, archived)
It's got 3 wizards and star-baby, it's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:10, archived)
Alright soundtrack too
If you like a sing-along
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:17, archived)
No kronney tho is there, nice to see the lovely Libby in the paper
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15725948.See_inside_the_Yacht_pub_in_Bexleyheath_after_its_massive_refurbishment/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:38, archived)
shame

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:41, archived)
I see paki bill managed to get in a picture

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:44, archived)
Deven needs to sort his hair out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:46, archived)
He's brand new , bit of a space cadet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
they've got rocking rudolph on tap though so they look as though they're ready for christmas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:51, archived)
They were ready in august

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:57, archived)
I'll add them to the spreadsheet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:59, archived)
Greene King beer is awful.
Symps xox
(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:59, archived)
I don't drink beer so it doesn't bother me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:03, archived)
A girl called Rocky and a lad who looks like Giant Baby Ed Sheeran?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:21, archived)
Rochelle is her name but she likes rocky, she's alright, so far he's useless

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I bet you've glittered your knoblet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
I've pinned some holly to my fucken foreskin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
RIP Peter Kay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:22, archived)
Garlic dead?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
he's just cancelled his 2018/2019 tour and work projects

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I never liked him and I'm not gonna start now
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:45, archived)
Good morning fellow netizens

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:51, archived)

Good morning, fellow dotcomstituent.
(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:58, archived)
Fuck off mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
fom
mozers? :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:33, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
Mind how you go, stalwart httplebian

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
How do.
Hump day and all that jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:05, archived)
lovely humps

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
Hello m8.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
I forgot to go and sort out someone's fire yesterday and now they're whinging

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:13, archived)
^ twisted fire-not-putter-outer

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:15, archived)
I was supposed to help light their gas fire

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:19, archived)
^ twisted fire-not-starter

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:25, archived)
Come on, Windy, light my fire.

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So, it's fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:08, archived)
pour petrol on it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
Get McBeef to do one of his trademark 'pilot light' guffs.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:19, archived)
torch their house

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
Ok mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
Light the fuckers up like a Christmas tree.

(Tha D O Z, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:20, archived)
couldn't go to a Star Wars premiere for the first time in my life because of my fucking relatives
the ONE day this year I had reserved just for myself. this will NEVER happen again unless im somewhere in the jungles of Sumatra or strolling the Pampas

morning *calms down*

(edit) when I return home on friday night I shall start my regular all star wars movies marathon or next monday, depending on how needy i am. then I shall visit the cinema.
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I can safely say you will make it for the next premiere

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:25, archived)
I'm in two minds now.
It's premiering here tonight but I'm supposed to be seeing some friends for a drink. I'm tempted to sack off because technically only one of the people in the group is actually a friend. Might see if there are any tickets left for the late showing before making any sudden moves.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:27, archived)
Watch them in the right order then - 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, then 7

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:15, archived)
1,2,3, Christmas special, Jar Jar supercut, 3 again.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:21, archived)
He went downhill after PiL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
Why would you take a break after Empire Strikes Back to watch the prequels?
And why have you missed out Rogue One?
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and fellettes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:37, archived)
fellerific!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:39, archived)
It's beginning to look a lot like are you ready for Christmas ? Every post you see

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
I thought I was, but I'm not so sure now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
We need to tempt frank out of his sandbox, who's got some figgy pudding

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:51, archived)
I heard he'd succumbed to psittacosis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ7KQLzVO9o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:24, archived)
hello citizens of the world wide web community

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
*tips fedora*

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:19, archived)
Everybody on the Internet is a nob.

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bit netophobic

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:40, archived)
take your hate offline

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
Everyone offline is a nob, too.

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you are a dicking dick prick, you cockdrip!
courtesy of www.swearify.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:43, archived)
another great internet project

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:44, archived)
fucking Good morning fellow fucking netizens, you bellend!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:51, archived)
Says the man posting on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:43, archived)
in the land of the nobs, monster munch is a nob

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
i think we should perform a netizen arrest

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
A Buddhist policeman tips water up his nose
he is a fool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:05, archived)
You'll never take me alive.

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ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
Good morning fellow nearly christmas fans :) :) :) :)

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:53, archived)
ventilators, more like

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Bent ill gayers, more like

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:56, archived)
I'm standing outside Tescos singing Christmas carols all day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:56, archived)
nude btw

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
I can see your mistletoe.

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Every little helps

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:05, archived)
I'm taking money out of the bucket because I had to see that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:09, archived)
Are you ready for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
Not really
Someone in my local area is selling some linn kans at a reasonable price. Some sticker marks on the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:22, archived)
No, blimey

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:34, archived)
Not really.
Someone in my local area is selling some linn kans at a reasonable price. Some sticker marks on the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:23, archived)
Jokers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:34, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:24, archived)
Ok tell me later

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:35, archived)
Not really
Someone in my local area is selling some linn kans at a reasonable price. Some sticker marks on the wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:27, archived)
What? No

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:35, archived)
Sure am buddy
I'm so excited I could literally shit out my cock
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:29, archived)
Dearest b,
I wish I could be home, for Christmas

M

X
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:36, archived)
I am now that I have a bottle of scotch and an erection

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:39, archived)
Did one cause the other

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:42, archived)
I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:45, archived)
I've never enjoyed a scotch in my life

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:51, archived)
Bourbon drinker, hmm?

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Jack Daniels is a date rape drug to me, nobody take advantage plz , eh .....

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:26, archived)
Bit racist

(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 20:55, archived)
whisky basically falls into two categories
ones that make me go fucking hell that was horrible and ones that don't
Occasionally I enjoy ones from the latter, but I don't go out of my way to find them
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:32, archived)
I've conceded that rum is much nicer than whisky.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:34, archived)
does anyone know where I can get some linn kans for a reasonable price?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:26, archived)
fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:30, archived)
I don't mind if there are sticker marks on the wood

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:33, archived)
DOB

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:38, archived)
Been watching Windy shower.
What was the highlight of your day?
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Harassment, archived.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:31, archived)
I actually haven't had a shower yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:38, archived)
Eww, stinky.

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Leading a meeting outlining the scope of a review of our operationalisation of FCA policy statement 17/3.
(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:51, archived)
Fuck off mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:54, archived)
You fucking chink

(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)
Hahaha, you're well fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:30, archived)
climbing mount improbable

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:55, archived)
Monkeys with tits

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:57, archived)
How are you mate?
I'm home early. Might have a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:43, archived)
make sure you clean your biffins bridge

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:46, archived)
Woah, wait. Is it safe to Google that?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:50, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
going home now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
make sure you clean your taint

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
Always have, always will

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 17:00, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 17:02, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 17:46, archived)
Musn't grumble.
On the way home I had the nagging suspicion I had a rehearsal tonight but it turns out it's next Tuesday, so that's a result. Going to check if my new stylus works with my tablet now, and then a bit of cardio.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:59, archived)
Not bad ,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
mid afternoon thread
What are the best and worst things to happen to you today?
You can't say this thread.
or "shut up Jaysums"

I'm tired. House next door decided to throw an alt 90's party last night.
Hits from Fatboy Slim and New Order...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:53, archived)
This thread

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
This thread

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:58, archived)
Hitler.

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And what is the worst thing to happen to you?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
best thing so far
2 dvds i've been waiting for ave arrived and i'm off out tonight, plus my earache has FINALLY fucked off.
worst thing, housework
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:03, archived)
More cheesy horrors?
Not your ears, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:14, archived)
a new copy of demons
because it's so bad, i fucking love it.
also got super mario bros.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:18, archived)
Super Mario Bros?
Oh dear, that is truly terrible.
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i know!
it's great! utter fucking cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:24, archived)
Didn't Hoskins almost die filming it?
That would have been a shitty end to his life.
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yeah, i think it was during a scene where he's in a bucket/hoist thing
his death would have been infamous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
Oh God... You meant the film...
Only good thing about that is the Roxette song
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:05, archived)
Roxette, Super Furries, the soundtrack to the upcoming /talk b4sh is looking beezer!

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Today's been solidly unexciting so far.
Probably the best thing is that I got my train and plane tickets sorted out so I can see my dad over Chrimbo. The sun's also come out and it's a beautiful day.

On the downside, a combination of central heating and digestion is inexorably making me fall asleep at my desk, just the way it seems to happen every fucking day at the moment. Tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
Best - got an apple Danish to have post lunch
Worst - finding out I've lost 50k to a scammer :(
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
Typical Ian.

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Ian's are the worst

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
apricot danish is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:40, archived)
Best thing: /talk xmas update threads
Worst thing: /talk non-xmas update threads
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
On a scale of 'Krampus' to 'Santa Claus'
How ready are you?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:16, archived)
The best things in life are free,
Now that I've discovered what you mean to me
The best things in life are free,
Now that we've got each other
The best things in life are free
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:18, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:21, archived)
Have you been a naughty boy?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:30, archived)
Accidentally undermining other people for the good of the company will never go down well with said middle manager

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
Oh, well, as long as it was an accident, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:34, archived)
I was absolutely starving and then looked at the back of my drawer and found a cadburys boost!
Also went to hospital scan with my wife and the next baby is fine so that was good too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
you can get babies from next?
no wonder there's so many chavs with prams in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:47, archived)
RIP Aharon Yehuda Leib Shteinman

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:02, archived)
taken 2 soon :'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:20, archived)
104, blimey

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:24, archived)
That name is a dyslexics nemesis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:28, archived)
No that's nesemis

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
You can't have a party without some Super Furry Animals tracks
YOU CAN'T
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:30, archived)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:31, archived)
Check again

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:38, archived)
I can
 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:57, archived)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:34, archived)
Check again

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
Check again

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
Check again

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:39, archived)
check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
i put it to you, good sir, that i can indeed have a party without such tracks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
Thou hath not seeneth the power of Play it Cool to a dancing emporiums floor
It doth fill with rapidity madam
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:50, archived)
verily, by evening's end, come on, eileen produceth similar results
thus, your argument is flawed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:00, archived)
I having a party, right now.
You aren't invited.
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I r baboon big star of cartoon

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:52, archived)
^not weasel

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:05, archived)

party + mid-life crisis
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:52, archived)
I'll be 40 in a month and a half.
I thought middle age was 50, these days?
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Are you going to live to 100?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:41, archived)
Live slow, and die a burden.
That's my motto.
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It's my party and I'll skip the Super Furry Animals if I want to

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:58, archived)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:07, archived)
Here she is...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:17, archived)
RIP Giuseppe Toni Mascolo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:28, archived)
Shame, I liked him in Eastenders

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:37, archived)
omg omg omg
now I'm ready for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:13, archived)
O
M
G
*SQUUEEEE*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:19, archived)
ok who wants some figgy pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:21, archived)

y pudd
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:04, archived)
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:31, archived)
actually the best Christmas song is Stay Another Day

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:35, archived)
It is in my top ten of songs about suicide for sure

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:38, archived)
actually the best christmas song is fucken die hard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:05, archived)
Fairytale of New York
That is all.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)
I like the Spice Girls version of that... Obviously.
I think my fave Christmas song is "A Spaceman Came Travelling", fact fans.
Please update spreadsheets accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:54, archived)
I'm swinging my willy around

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:34, archived)
festively?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:35, archived)
no
nonchalantly
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:37, archived)
like chipolata and a couple of cranberries

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:37, archived)
But who else is ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:50, archived)
hopefully we'll find out over the course of the next 12 days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 11:52, archived)
rob

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:00, archived)
I'm an angel

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always xxx

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:00, archived)
by the way, this is all due to a dm conversation i had with rob
don't let monster munch take any of the credit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:03, archived)
FUCK YEAH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:14, archived)
+ AMERICUH

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:26, archived)
If you fail, never give up because F.A.I.L means "First attempt at learning"
End is not the E.N.D, in fact it means "effort never dies"
If you get No as an answer remember N.O means Next opportunity.
POSITIVE THINKING
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:43, archived)
You becoming a PUA?

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Is this a sex pest thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:46, archived)
but that means Piss Off Stupid Inspirational Thinking Is Very Emetic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
Going for an HIV test? Think positive.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
Maybe it's "First attempt IN learning"?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:52, archived)
You know what, you might be right

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:53, archived)
DEATH is just 'Did Everything Alright, Things Happen'. Next patient please.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:02, archived)

God honors a beautiful blend of gift and grit! He gives the gift, and He expects us to have the grit to practice and learn how to use it effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:04, archived)
Blessed are the grifters.

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RUDOLPH!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
fuck, tree :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:01, archived)
As a doc you should know that that leads to bark in willy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:28, archived)
Free Frank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:08, archived)
God won't go back on his word

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:27, archived)
God is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
true

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
RIP on this day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 13:44, archived)
Me too!
Tree goes up tomorrow and tonight is family Christmas piss-up at spoons
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Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
morning winders
it's currently snaining.
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I'm back in to work.
Bit cold
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:01, archived)
Alright dribble

(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
Fuck off mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:01, archived)
End a gud morning to you.
Went back to the gym last night for the first time in over a month and there's definitely something fecked with my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:04, archived)
Just have it off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:05, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
hey bae

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
Cracking weather gromit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:19, archived)
Top work, Windows.
School's out, again.
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Good stuff.
By not having been in yesterday I got away with not having to clear any snow or do any gritting.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:20, archived)
Google maps shows my drive to work as being at least twice as long as usual, this morning,
so I'm doing my bit by staying off the roads.
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just don't browse for porn while you're on a vpn

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:21, archived)
#lifehacks

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⛄
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
I do hope that's a non gender specific snowperson.

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Well done, girls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
That chap is trying to sue the school.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)

🌨
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:59, archived)

❄☃❄☃❄☃🌊☃❄☃❄☃⛇⛇⛇⛇⛇⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛇⛇⛇⛄⛇⛇⛄⛇⛇⛇⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄⛄☃☃☃☃☃❄❄❄❄
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:59, archived)
morning

(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 7:29, archived)
Who will stomp your morning thread, today?

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On it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Dec 2017, 7:39, archived)
Ragnarok Shirtlifter

(Tha D O Z, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 7:55, archived)
If you buy 4 tins of kronney in the festive box for 3.50 ( prices may vary) you get a free pair of socks , I can't think of anything that can better this in 2017

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:27, archived)
That's my Christmas shopping sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)
So can we tick you off as ready for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:45, archived)
Don't fucking tick anything

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Dec 2017, 21:33, archived)
Yes! £4.60 though ;(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:38, archived)

imgur.com/a/gF0cB
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:44, archived)
4 quid I'd say yeah, the extra 60p is a pisstake

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:47, archived)
You can't drink kronney out of a sock!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 22:35, archived)
Bet you've never even tried

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 22:51, archived)
You spill the beer, you mop it up with a sock, you wring the sock out into a glass, you drink the beer, what's difficult about that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 1:00, archived)

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