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Can someone fill me in on who is banned and why?
Bring back dozer
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 15:45, archived)

pogrom
two hats for pointing out something obvious
Grrrssy for slut shaming
and everyone racism
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:47, archived)

Are we being oppressed so Rob can monetise B3ta?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 15:48, archived)

I can't talk about here
there are too many eyes
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:49, archived)

Two Hats is apparently banned,
and Grrry is banned, both because rob threw a hissy fit, but let's not bring back dozer, eh?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:47, archived)

Grrr and Boyce got stepped for a week for posting jokes Rob didn't like
TH got permabanned for pointing out that Rob's joke was offensive to the elderly
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:48, archived)

Perma ban? Lol

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 15:50, archived)

Yeah
He sends his love, by the way
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:50, archived)

I miss him
Was Boyce banned for the Juice joke?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 15:52, archived)

Stepped
and yes
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:53, archived)

How are you anyway?
It's been mega busy here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:18, archived)

Yeah, I'm alright
same old
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:30, archived)

That's what I said: hissy fit.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:50, archived)

That's odd isn't it because rob has seemed so jolly lately, like a big old jolly uncle

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:55, archived)

I'm still here somehow, more's the pity, probably on the off-chance that one day I can be arsed to do another animation that gets retweeted by some z-lister

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:55, archived)

you're actually posting in a simulation
you were banned five years ago
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:58, archived)

Have I got this right? The person who founded Sickipedia is now instructing people "No isms"

(_Battered_, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:40, archived)

Yup.
Couldn't possibly upset whoever it is he's trying to sell advertising space to.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:47, archived)

I suspect that Rob is currently crafting a full and frank apology, as we speak
describing how he regrets his heavy handed, not to mention hypocritical, actions, and will reinstate three of the most popular members of this forum, forthwith
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:50, archived)

Manowiff has been quiet, I wonder if he's had a Skype meeting and been told to toe the line

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:52, archived)

He'll turn up tomorrow morning with short hair, wearing a suit and tie
showing us graphs and shit
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:55, archived)

Oh, he's on /board telling them he likes the woo yay gifs.
I think maybe he's depressed pining for the old days when people briefly gave a shit who he was.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:57, archived)

careful
you'll be next
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:58, archived)

It's alright, me and manowhiff are mates

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:02, archived)

so was Two Hats......

so was Two Hats......................
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:10, archived)

They broke up. It was awful

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 17:16, archived)

probably got too sexual

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:21, archived)

It'll all come crashing down once someone photoshops his sponsor pissing on him.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:50, archived)

lol

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:51, archived)

hI gAES
Im still here!
Seems to me that banning the most popular and active posters won;t do this place any favours.

What a fun sponge.

It's a wacky and irreverent comedy website... But stick to the rules, yeah?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:43, archived)

/talk doesn't create content. Board, qftw and even links does to a point.
We're no good to anyone.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:48, archived)

you're good to me

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:50, archived)

DUB

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:27, archived)

/links is just youtube and racism

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:52, archived)

/board is just tired, 10 year old memes and japanese pornography

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:52, archived)

and the less said about QOTW's output, the better

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:53, archived)

Isn't the internet just YouTube, racism and social media.
If he can wrestle back control of /talk as a safe space for the old home sweet home dweebs, he has every aspect of modern internet covered.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 16:53, archived)

fair point

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 16:53, archived)

Can someone let mcbeef know that I've got him a ticket to see Jeff Dunham at Wembley Arena

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:19, archived)

RIP offtopic

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:32, archived)

Anybody know any good Prince jokes?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 17:37, archived)

So.......

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:33, archived)

+ here it is, Merry Christmas...

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:36, archived)

It's christmas in australia soon
fact
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:36, archived)

~~fact~~ crikey
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:23, archived)

NTT
hey grrrmachine, since you're definitely lurking. maybe if you call your new sockpuppet account something other than 'grrrmachine_temp', it might stand less chance of getting instabanned before you can even use it, you dickhead
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:53, archived)

^ Tggi.
Go for something totally unrelated, like bald_monkey.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:55, archived)

lol

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:57, archived)

lol

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 8 May 2018, 15:01, archived)

Woah you can probably get banned for starting new threads now

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:37, archived)

for some reason I can't use the drop down menu to change font in Adobe illustrator
it's stopped working, yet if I type the font in 'hey presto!' What a fucking world we are living in.
A googleling the problem yields fuck all
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:38, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that m8

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:40, archived)

it's a pain in the annus

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:45, archived)

Rob banned it

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:42, archived)

And now grrry again ffs

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:44, archived)

jesus

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:45, archived)

we'll all be gone by the end of the week
if not sooner
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:48, archived)

probably for the best
see you guys in the next world
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:48, archived)

I don't see how killing off talk will help him

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:48, archived)

qotw and board may have about a quarter of the posts that we have
but they produce the Content™
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:11, archived)

Just so we're clear on the accepted standard
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2631610
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:33, archived)

Christ

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:38, archived)

oh

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:45, archived)

this might be a bit racist, not sure tho
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2631605
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:42, archived)

I can't see it

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:46, archived)

haha
it's been deleted
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:47, archived)

did you write it?

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:47, archived)

Nope
gusofnavarone?
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:48, archived)

Bit much just after cinco de mayo

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:46, archived)

There's your answer right there.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:47, archived)

Apparently you can set up a chat forum,
with up to 250,000 page views per month, unlimited threads, unlimited active users and built-in anti-spam protection for under $18 a month. Who'd have thought it, eh?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:49, archived)

My sense of humour hasn't moved on since the playground. I still find "you're gay" jokes funny.

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 13:51, archived)

that's an ism
b&
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:11, archived)

not my words
but the words of [redacted] who was thirty at the time
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:12, archived)

pls can you clarify the RULES OF ENGAGEMENT before I post in this thread?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:09, archived)

get butt naked

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:10, archived)

whip it out

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:17, archived)

then bop it
twist it
pull it
bop it
etc
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:20, archived)

oh COME ON

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:22, archived)

sixty-three hundred dollar suit! C'MON!

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:27, archived)

Just don't say anything critical of the sponsors
or anything that the sponsors might interpret as critical of rob's management of the site. That way, you'll be fine.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:27, archived)

Oh fuck I accidentally "liked" this
see you guys later :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:40, archived)

take care, kid
see you on the other side
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 14:41, archived)

Replying to see if I've been banned

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:02, archived)

you're safe

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:10, archived)

for now

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 15:10, archived)

Good to see that rob is cracking down and purging the site of undesirables.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:42, archived)

see you later then

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:43, archived)

~~later then~~ next tuesday
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

~~undesirables~~ comedy
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:47, archived)

Qotw is no laughing matter.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

Might go travelling
See the world. Maybe pitch a tent on Imgur for a while
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:50, archived)

go travelling
See the world. Maybe pitch a tent on Imgur for a while do a poo
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:51, archived)

no mentions of bodily fluids pls
this is a family forum
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:52, archived)

go gulp my chyle

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

series 5 arrested development soon

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:55, archived)

YES!
And they've 'remixed' season 4, right? That'll be an interesting watch.
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:57, archived)

hated season 4
but ill try and watch this edited version
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:58, archived)

Ah, I liked it
Not as strong as the others, but enjoyable
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:59, archived)

Have you seen 'Transparent'?
If so, what did you think? Full disclosure, I loved it
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:00, archived)

no but i do love jeffrey tambor

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

Well, his alleged sexual harrassment aside
the show is really good.
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:06, archived)

i still rewatch the Larry Sanders show just for his bits

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:09, archived)

lol willy and knackers

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:10, archived)

lol

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:11, archived)

he'

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:51, archived)

these people have been ruining b3ta for too long

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:56, archived)

Bring back Grub Fartgnome.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:58, archived)

At last.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:00, archived)

deplorables, more like

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:03, archived)

wait who got banned?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:04, archived)

it's more of a pogrom

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:10, archived)

hey, you've just made me realise that now would be the perfect time to ban you, as it would look like you just got caught up in all this qotw stuff
fucking brilliant. say goodbye to 2can everyone! i'll do it at some point this week so you have some time to get your affairs in order
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:12, archived)

he's definitely done some isms and possibly non-jokes too

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:18, archived)

As the forums population is getting older I think we need a doctor on standby here

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:22, archived)

Thanks mongy. Nice to see someone appreciates me

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

looks like we're ok on that front
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:24, archived)

We used to have one, but he was a bit shambolic.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:25, archived)

:(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:25, archived)

I don't think we can afford to lose more forum members

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:39, archived)

What's the proper term for discrimination against food poisoning?
Botulism.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:43, archived)

Discrimination against the tenth letter of the alphabet?
Jism.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:58, archived)

Posting these over here is pretty cowardly.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 May 2018, 12:59, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 7:21, archived)

Gooooood morning 50p HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

I had a great weekend

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 8:10, archived)

no you didn't you fucking liar

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:21, archived)

I racked up the best part of 300 miles,
Sorted the whole garden out and got leathered. What more do you want.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 8:58, archived)

the gentle embrace of a twin spirit
and a FAB
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:59, archived)

I had 3 ice lollies

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 10:36, archived)

yo white boy

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:13, archived)

don't impose your ethnic identity on me

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:21, archived)

Hi Grrrmachine
I hope your trip was as pleasant as possible
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:39, archived)

yer, it was alright actually

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:42, archived)

Good
My shed's looking well boss. I've got all the big bits hanging off hooks now. It looks like a shed in a B&Q commercial.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:43, archived)

wait till the spiders move in

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

Man, there were some big fuckers in the old one when I was clearing it out

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

great big wolf spiders?
or the stupid gangly ones that look like daddy long legs?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:00, archived)

big, thick legged buggers
Also, these ones with big, round abdomens. Either way, ugly as fuck. I don't mind the spindly ones. It'd be like being scared of a piece of string.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:03, archived)

^afraid knot

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:10, archived)

(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2018, 9:28, archived)

Astra sri 1ltr turbo, y/n ?

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:40, archived)

y all the way

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:43, archived)

That's what I thought , I'll book a test drive , don't fancy another Ford

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:44, archived)

Legit?
I am Ms.Ella Golan, I am the Executive Vice President Banking Division with FIRST INTERNATIONAL BANK OF ISRAEL LTD (FIBI). I am getting in touch with you regarding an extremely important and urgent matter. If you would oblige me the opportunity, I shall provide you with details upon your response.

Faithfully,
Ms.Ella Golan
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:44, archived)

Jews don't lie

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:45, archived)

yes
Dear Ms. Ella Golan,

Fuck you and the rest of your Zionist friends.

Yours,
Boris Johnson.
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:46, archived)

more bank holiday pls

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:58, archived)

We should be allowed a week off to celebrate Harry's wedding
Anyone who disagrees hates Britain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 8:59, archived)

I can't stand that baked bean headed cunt

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:03, archived)

Actual lol.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:06, archived)

tangled, you mean

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:06, archived)

no

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:25, archived)

how long till the next one?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:00, archived)

28th

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

2 weeks

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

Thursday.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:08, archived)

the next one won't count properly as I have the whole week off

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:14, archived)

dirty harry/anal sex joke

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 9:19, archived)

yeah.
Time for a drink.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 8 May 2018, 9:27, archived)

beer, cider, wine or spirits?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:20, archived)

Morning
Think I'm going to have to get stuck in to some housework today
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

I've been doing laundry since forever, it seems

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:20, archived)

I've got to do a load of towels
Not to mention sorting out the bomb site that is my kitchen
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:39, archived)

ok, so just when you thought QotW couldn't get any worse

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

what about this
*points at annus*
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:14, archived)

yeah, that's pretty good, I guess

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:17, archived)

my little annus mirabilis

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:18, archived)

^brony

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:20, archived)

the UK sub reddits are the worst thing imaginable
twee, bland, super-fucking-shit-wank
I want to rip my cock off reading them
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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:32, archived)

If a baby is lack toast and tall of rent, how it drink tidy milk???

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:33, archived)

that should be on qtfw

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:35, archived)

the correct answer is through a straw

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:37, archived)

correct

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:39, archived)

Casual UK is a cesspit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 May 2018, 10:39, archived)

I logged out and looked , now I feel awful

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:51, archived)

Can confirm, Boyce has been stepped for telling a joke that Rob didn't like

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:04, archived)

Was it a joke about a certain cheeky former German chancellor?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:11, archived)

oh, will you look at that
Not long before I'm stepped, I'm sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:34, archived)

what constitutes a non joke?

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

dunno lol

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

TH has been banned, lol

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:39, archived)

good

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:41, archived)

It's what he deserved

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mongychops, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:42, archived)

it will probably be the thing that drives him back to the catholic church

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:43, archived)

lol

(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

what was the joke you submitted?

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$$ ✅, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:41, archived)

I didn't submit one at all
Just said something that Rob didn't like

i.imgur.com/0Qq5jJK.jpg
(Kid Presentable, Tue 8 May 2018, 11:44, archived)

I hope you're all off out having Bank Holiday adventures

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 11:15, archived)

i'm about to get out of bed

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 May 2018, 11:31, archived)

i just did that, it was awful
got washing in off the line and ended up with wet socks. total fucking disaster, wish i hadn't bothered.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 7 May 2018, 12:05, archived)

those he-man duvet covers are really comfy, aren't they

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 12:12, archived)

Off to a barbecue at 2

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 May 2018, 12:19, archived)

don't forget to bring a bottle

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 13:16, archived)

I will not be drinking

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 May 2018, 13:42, archived)

bullshit

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 14:36, archived)

I may have had one or two

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 May 2018, 19:31, archived)

No. Fuck you

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 May 2018, 12:41, archived)

this is an appalling attitude

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 13:17, archived)

Nope , sorting out boxes and shit

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 15:21, archived)

i just went to the co-op!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 May 2018, 15:52, archived)

I fucking love the coop

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 16:04, archived)

full of sunburnt cunts looking for burger baps today

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 May 2018, 16:07, archived)

cor! baps!

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 May 2018, 16:25, archived)

I'll pick up some whoops on my way home

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 16:43, archived)

Mine are planned for tomorrow AND Thursday, trivia fans.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 May 2018, 18:23, archived)

~~are~~ craft
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 8 May 2018, 10:21, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 7:25, archived)

Huh.
Enjoy your trip to blighty and back?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 May 2018, 7:36, archived)

SO
MANY
FAT
PEOPLE
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 7:42, archived)

but yer, it was alright. Nice having proper pies and pints again.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 7:43, archived)

Hence all the fat people.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:15, archived)

Fatest in europe, according to WHO
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:12, archived)

alright

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:20, archived)

wotcha
that storm last monday was a bit brutal
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:33, archived)

Yeah , think some fellas died down ramsgate, gonna be 27 or saink today

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:36, archived)

3 washed off margate pier too, dunno if they were rescued

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:59, archived)

I'm sure a few idiots will drown today, probably at camber

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:01, archived)

if only they'd stuck to the little railway

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

Didn't get to witness your mate's handiwork, yesterday - didn't fancy sitting on the train in blistering heat, so have postponed our trip.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 May 2018, 8:38, archived)

I wouldn't wait too long it'll probably fall apart

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mongychops, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:00, archived)

Urgh.

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:19, archived)

overdone it a little?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:25, archived)

More than a little
Mystery bruises everywhere
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 May 2018, 9:31, archived)

fuckinell its a new thread
at this time
on a sunday
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 6 May 2018, 22:13, archived)

remember to put your bins out, by the way

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 6 May 2018, 22:14, archived)

Edgy as fuck

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 May 2018, 23:08, archived)

this is a test message
as we were offline for a bit - exciting times huh?

GOOD MORNING!
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rob, Sun 6 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

phew

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:09, archived)

Yeah, I was beside myself

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2018, 14:58, archived)

welcome back, rob

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:15, archived)

two people died

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$$ ✅, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:47, archived)

but three people were born

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:53, archived)

+ to bring us this information

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

RIP Rik Waller

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 May 2018, 13:31, archived)

Ladies, contain your oegamiams
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/27/article-2299861-18F36EB8000005DC-142_634x786.jpg
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$$ ✅, Sun 6 May 2018, 13:41, archived)

i hope nothing important has changed

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2018, 15:16, archived)

something something
changes to spin up site in docker something something
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rob, Sun 6 May 2018, 15:58, archived)

I didn't vote for this

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 May 2018, 16:33, archived)

None of us did , typical fucking mods

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mongychops, Sun 6 May 2018, 18:26, archived)

morning

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 6 May 2018, 16:10, archived)

Morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2018, 8:33, archived)

good morning

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$$ ✅, Sun 6 May 2018, 8:44, archived)

Sunday again!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2018, 8:57, archived)

sunday bloody sunday!

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$$ ✅, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:02, archived)

Got a couple of pretty big mosquito bites this morning
I caught it in the act yesterday. Little bugger wouldn't let go
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:34, archived)

Get some deet on

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mongychops, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:38, archived)

alright missy elliot

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 May 2018, 12:09, archived)

Great for melting plastics as I found out with leaky bottle and mobile. fun times.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 6 May 2018, 14:22, archived)

Yo

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mongychops, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:04, archived)

Word

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:27, archived)

Too much of a good thing, today.
Yesterday was lovely but they're anouncing 30°C for this afternoon. It's madness, I tell you.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 6 May 2018, 10:30, archived)

please could everyone down from london kindly fuck off back there now, cheers.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 5 May 2018, 18:16, archived)

I'm off for a long ride on the bike tomorrow, going to head inland as I imagine every cunt and their cunt kids are at the beach

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 May 2018, 18:23, archived)

Watch out for inanimate fucking objects.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 5 May 2018, 19:15, archived)

what like fleshlights and dildoes?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 5 May 2018, 19:32, archived)

Bonjour wanquers
Je suis une bellend. Et vous?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:27, archived)

Stupid French gay prick

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 14:35, archived)

non, mon amis

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:37, archived)

trois sur quatre, de toute façon

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:47, archived)

THANK YOU
As if I'm French
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:49, archived)

Also, I don't think wanquers is a real French word

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 14:36, archived)

I don't think YOU'RE a real French word

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:37, archived)

French letter, perhaps

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:37, archived)

You're a shit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 14:38, archived)

Oui

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:42, archived)

let's go over to his house and beat him up in his new shed

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:42, archived)

Might shit in the shed

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 14:43, archived)

might wee and poo

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:50, archived)

Is it possible to poo without weeing?
Not sure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:51, archived)

The only time I've managed it has been when I've still been wearing clothes.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:54, archived)

montrez-moi votre glockenspiel s'il vous plaît

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:38, archived)

marimba d'abord, je ne suis pas un laitier

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:43, archived)

le ol

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:44, archived)

à votre santé

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:40, archived)

cincin

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:41, archived)

ou est la bibliotheque?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:43, archived)

who needs to find a library when they're on holiday?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:45, archived)

fuckin' nerds, that's who

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:47, archived)

oh yeah, forgot

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:50, archived)

la bibliothèque est dans son cul

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:50, archived)

christ, imagine the late fees

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:51, archived)

nique ta mère

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:54, archived)

oh viens maintenant, vraiment

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:57, archived)

je ne suis même pas désolé

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:59, archived)

just booked my ticket for the SOLO movie
may 23rd be with me ...

"une bellend"? quite sure bellends are all males but who knows nowadays.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

FAO Rob
A bit of news about former b3tans. Maybe this could be a section in the revived newsletter?

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/04/jonathan-king-denies-sexual-abuse-of-12-teenagers
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:05, archived)

What about us non-francophones?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:28, archived)

Is that pronounced "frank-ophony" like epiphany?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:33, archived)

I thought that when I typed it, but kindly left it for someone else to pick up.
Generous to a fault, me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:41, archived)

omelette du fromage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:44, archived)

cheers

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 4 May 2018, 12:53, archived)

Cheers

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 13:01, archived)

christ I just clicked on /links
they're upset about gyms now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:07, archived)

Jesus, they really are the worst people

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:09, archived)

Christ almighty.
They're awful people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 13:10, archived)

there are a few smug spastics across that board

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:11, archived)

I have a quiet afternoon, I might argue with them a bit.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 13:14, archived)

cba to join in
but i've never been to a gym, i was overweight once and sorted it out by eating less. exercise is free, gyms promote unhealthy ideas, but fucked if i give three shits about it any more.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:14, archived)

I went to a gym, once, didn't enjoy it in the slightest.
I don't approve of jogging, either, but each to their own.

Y'know, I enjoy an online argument as much as the next man, but /links seems too earnest for my tastes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:18, archived)

I think you meant to post that here:
b3ta.com/links/write.php?parent=1486368
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:19, archived)

cheers

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:23, archived)

I only go to the gym if there's a pool
I love swimming
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:11, archived)

where ELSE are we supposed to battle pokemon?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:16, archived)

Join me at the comic shop on Saturday?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:19, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/l2JdZq86HdJr3FEBy/giphy.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:20, archived)

i can't see it, i must have the person / people on ignore but i'm sure it's a thrill ride

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:26, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:35, archived)

might shit in a sporran

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:43, archived)

What's the shortest amount of time you've had a job?
I worked at the Asda's bakery for 6 hours, then quit.

Alt: worst job you've ever had
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:54, archived)

Are you running the b3ta twitter account, now?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:59, archived)

I should, shouldn't I

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:00, archived)

If you promised to shut it down, yes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:07, archived)

I think this shed is bigger than place we stayed at in Paris

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:55, archived)

Is this a "store all of the garden shit" type of shed,
or a comfy sort of shed that you'll intend to use as extra living space but only ever gets used by your kids and their mates when they need somewhere to smoke weed?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:17, archived)

Storage
with an option to extend to a dartboard
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

always stuck with it even if it was shit
I've had temp jobs but never left before the contract finished.
The worst was probably working in a supermarket when I was a student.
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:59, archived)

2 hours
Boss was a bit more "hands on "than I liked
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:59, archived)

did you report it?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:00, archived)

I was 16, there were only the two of us there and it was his shop
Would have been my word against his with no evidence
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:10, archived)

how "hands on" do you like?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:01, archived)

I like it pretty damn hands on

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

Handshake and possibly a hug
Groping definitely a no-no
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:12, archived)

I'm sorry to have to inform you that I am not able to offer the job at this time, Ms Monkey

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:18, archived)

Bugger

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:22, archived)

That'd be very hands on.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:23, archived)

let's just say that chicken dentistry is not as glamorous as it is made out to be

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:02, archived)

I got a job as a postman,
but quit before I'd even started, as I got offered a job with fewer early mornings and more sitting down.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:02, archived)

early start, early finish

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:03, archived)

Had it not been the middle of winter, it might have been a more attractive prospect.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

can you rock the shorts though?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

I have calves to die for.
Well, I did at one time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:22, archived)

nostalgic for your days in the veal slaughterhouse?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:25, archived)

I tried veal, once.
Didn't see what the fuss was about.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:39, archived)

when boy cows are born, most of them are slaughtered anyway, because they can't use them
Not eating them is just being wasteful. There.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:40, archived)

woah
hot take, coming through
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:49, archived)

~~quit before I'd even started, as I got offered a job with fewer early mornings and more sitting down~~ I got the sack on the first day!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:53, archived)

~~postman~~ Mohel
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:02, archived)

Oh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:05, archived)

Yeah, but the income was primarily tips.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:14, archived)

selling home cladding door to door
i managed a whole day of it then quit before the second shift
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:23, archived)

Pebbledashing is the last word in home improvement.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:26, archived)

unless you hyphenate it

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:29, archived)

"Oh my, good sir, your house is positively dashing!"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:32, archived)

I imagine that selling of any kind is utterly horrible
and the few people that seem to enjoy it or are any good at it are the worst kind of wankers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:34, archived)

Imagine being an estate agent

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:46, archived)

Ladypigs brother is an estate agent that used to be a travel agent.
Complete bellend
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 10:58, archived)

I bet
The amount of dishonesty I had to deal with from our estate agents was awful. Wouldn't want to do that again.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:04, archived)

you couldn't handle the truth

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:10, archived)

no thanks

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:07, archived)

what was so bad about asda bakery?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:24, archived)

he didn't quit he was sacked
for sticking yum yums up his arse
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:28, archived)

aha, suddenly this makes a lot more sense

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:29, archived)

^

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:43, archived)

Funnily enough, I bought some Yum Yums recently, for the first time in years
they weren't as good as I remember
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:57, archived)

they're too stodgy for me

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:58, archived)

I just didn't want to work with food, simple as that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:45, archived)

yet you eat it
funny old world
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:00, archived)

Weird innit!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:02, archived)

i quite liked working in the co-op bakery
more so than stacking shelves or working the till anyway. getting up early was the problem
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:10, archived)

I went to watch the rugby world cup opening at lunch and never went back , natwest tower refurb I didn't make it through the site induction

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:45, archived)

Nice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:54, archived)

Joy of having a trade, you can just fuck off and get another job the next day

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:57, archived)

was that after the IRA bombed it?

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:57, archived)

Yeah around that time

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mongychops, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:00, archived)

I did a half day Saturday on a private job.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 10:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8168860
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:07, archived)

Doesn't really work that though

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 11:19, archived)

Nationalise all the knobs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

the knob?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

10 minutes. It was a blowjob!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:23, archived)

2 days as a kp in a shit kitchen staffed by cunts who didn't appreciate being told how shit their food tasted.
pasta isn't supposed to be a liquid. veg isn't supposed to taste of soap.
nobody wants burnt baked fish.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

Morning

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 7:40, archived)

Morno

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 May 2018, 7:54, archived)

Muppsy

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 8:11, archived)

Happy shedmas x

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 7:56, archived)

good sheddings to you and your family

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:01, archived)

A national day of awning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:04, archived)

Thanks mate. Love to you and all the family

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 8:11, archived)

when the shed shed robin goes bob bob bobbing along

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:12, archived)

yo

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:00, archived)

Big up

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 8:12, archived)

RIP UKIP

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:01, archived)

Some of my more naive liberal friends can't seem to understand why the death of UKIP hasn't seen a massive Tory swing.
Failing to grasp that even classic Labour voters of the estates are all racist scum too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 May 2018, 8:12, archived)

I've switched my allegiance to knights templar international

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:50, archived)

I hope you've changed your facebook avatar accordingly

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:50, archived)

thinking of getting one of these cool cloaks:
knightstemplarinternational.com/kti-regalia/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:22, archived)

seems reasonable

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:29, archived)

My LARP group would love those!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:36, archived)

Cornish Nationalist Party for me

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:56, archived)

#KernowLyf

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:00, archived)

also
~~Nationalist~~

r s
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:08, archived)

~~Cornish~~ nipple
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:12, archived)

Where do you get the nipples?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:14, archived)

there's roughly 15 billion of them to choose from

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:20, archived)

Pasty Power.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

the weather here has been as nice as it can be

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:49, archived)

Yeah, because people get banned for doing nothing wrong, all the time
www.portsmouth.co.uk/our-region/waterlooville/waterlooville-mum-banned-from-all-branches-of-rowlands-pharmacy-in-the-uk-1-8486397
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:50, archived)

I ain't dun nuffin

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:58, archived)

The look on her face

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:01, archived)

how angry can you get in a pharmacy, honestly

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

I dunno
My local ran out of toot sweets once, and I fucken kicked off, big time
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:15, archived)

well you're only human
mostly
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:26, archived)

Payday innit

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:50, archived)

hey hi hello

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

+ I'm not alone, it's good to know

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

Might have to show someone how to do my job, today.
I'm an incredibly bad teacher, so this won't go well.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:12, archived)

my a +blow
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 May 2018, 9:36, archived)

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