I feel slightly nauseated
there was a woman at the salad bar at Sainsbury's, piling stuff into her takeaway bowl, then eating out of it with her fork and squidging the food down, then piling more stuff in and packing it in with the tongs before putting them back on the salad bar.
I backed away and got a wrapped sandwich.
What was the last thing that made you disgusted at humanity?
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:45, archived)
there was a woman at the salad bar at Sainsbury's, piling stuff into her takeaway bowl, then eating out of it with her fork and squidging the food down, then piling more stuff in and packing it in with the tongs before putting them back on the salad bar.
I backed away and got a wrapped sandwich.
What was the last thing that made you disgusted at humanity?
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:45, archived)
I think you need to calm down.
I bet the people that work there have done far worse and not washed their hands before handling the food. Sainsburys is a horrible place.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
I bet the people that work there have done far worse and not washed their hands before handling the food. Sainsburys is a horrible place.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
banned users coming back under sockpuppet accounts rather than learn from their crimes
makes me sick to the core
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:53, archived)
makes me sick to the core
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 13:53, archived)
Well, he's removed the top link to /talk, so after everyone pointed out he was being a dick,
Instead of just admitting he didn't want us here, he's hidden us away. Like an embarrassed father putting his disabled son in care and only visiting when the guilt builds up.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:05, archived)
Instead of just admitting he didn't want us here, he's hidden us away. Like an embarrassed father putting his disabled son in care and only visiting when the guilt builds up.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:05, archived)
it's not us being disabled
it's rob maturing from his liberal student attitude of anarchic puerility towards a middle-aged middle-class middle-of-the-road tory-voting blandness, and he's embarrassed of his teen son who still dyes his hair and has NOFX badges on his canvas satchel.
Rob basically wants us to move out so that he's got room for his train set.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:13, archived)
it's rob maturing from his liberal student attitude of anarchic puerility towards a middle-aged middle-class middle-of-the-road tory-voting blandness, and he's embarrassed of his teen son who still dyes his hair and has NOFX badges on his canvas satchel.
Rob basically wants us to move out so that he's got room for his train set.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:13, archived)
If I were a cynic I'd suggest that Rob is desperately trying to get users to resubscribe before GDPR comes in.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
have a wank in public.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:24, archived)
I made a crap joke about Trump
not very funny, but a joke. $$ said "don't do one about Corbyn or you'll get banned" in jest. I came up with one about a Corbyn trouser press and got steped. I thought it was silly, it made me giggle and I have no idea what was so bad about it.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:28, archived)
not very funny, but a joke. $$ said "don't do one about Corbyn or you'll get banned" in jest. I came up with one about a Corbyn trouser press and got steped. I thought it was silly, it made me giggle and I have no idea what was so bad about it.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:28, archived)
the death of talk
lurked for a long time, i thought i'd get a message on the board before it gets removed
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:22, archived)
lurked for a long time, i thought i'd get a message on the board before it gets removed
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:22, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:33, archived)
i can only imagine this will entail a conversation about fishing or watches
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:37, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 14:37, archived)
i thought you retired on the cash in hand pension
admittedly i dont visit this place every day
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 17:02, archived)
admittedly i dont visit this place every day
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 17:02, archived)
what unit do I need to cool two attic rooms with 4m high ceilings?
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 17:26, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 17:26, archived)
probably yeah
one of those big square things with a massive fan on it
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:23, archived)
one of those big square things with a massive fan on it
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:23, archived)
Yeah , don't have to be that big tho, daikin or Mitsubishi I'd fit , easy to fix and maintain
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:32, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:32, archived)
a bottle washed up on the shore near me recently
it said 'i'm ok, living it up on mumsnet. at least they can take a joke. see you never, losers. regards - two hats'
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
it said 'i'm ok, living it up on mumsnet. at least they can take a joke. see you never, losers. regards - two hats'
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
I went into a cubicle in the work bogs yesterday and some dirty cunt had done the biggest shit I've ever seen and not flushed it.
It looked like someone had emptied a sack of charcoal briquettes into the bowl.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 16:27, archived)
It looked like someone had emptied a sack of charcoal briquettes into the bowl.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 16:27, archived)
it's as easy to find humanity disgusting as it is to slip over on ice, isn't it, we're quite yucky really aren't we
yet also quite charming
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:43, archived)
yet also quite charming
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 18:43, archived)
I have been told I have the ability to make people feel physically sick
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
Last lunch thread before Ramadan.
Make the most of it Muslim boarders.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 11:29, archived)
Make the most of it Muslim boarders.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 11:29, archived)
I spatchcocked a chicken, once.
You should have seen the look on its face!
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:10, archived)
You should have seen the look on its face!
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:10, archived)
I'll need to buy some, as I forgot my sandwiches, and my office snack supply has dropped below critical.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
Not quite the version of this poem that I'm familiar with, but close enough:
www.montypython.net/scripts/haggis.php
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
www.montypython.net/scripts/haggis.php
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
döner left-over from when I got home this morning around 3-ish
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
I don't think you've ever been the first to reply to a morning thread
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:39, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:39, archived)
Morning to the half a dozen remaining members of this board.
lol, "members"
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
lol, "members"
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
we'll he's run off to whatever floozy entertains him now, while I've stuck around to take care of you all
you ungrateful little turd.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:48, archived)
you ungrateful little turd.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:48, archived)
oftentopic clung on for ages
like a clagnut dangling in the b3ta pubic topiary
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:57, archived)
like a clagnut dangling in the b3ta pubic topiary
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:57, archived)
Morning everyone.
Hope you all have a great day, remember to stick to newspeak. K thanx.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:54, archived)
Hope you all have a great day, remember to stick to newspeak. K thanx.
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:54, archived)
You know a great way to start your day? A hearty cereal breakfast from your local pop-up cafe!
*this post sponsored by some Camden dickheads
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
*this post sponsored by some Camden dickheads
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
Nah that's what makes it, and dates it nicely before lcds took over
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:02, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:02, archived)
lol, "Schmuck"
I thought you were out of the wrist-mounted chronometer game?
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:36, archived)
I thought you were out of the wrist-mounted chronometer game?
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:36, archived)
I've dropped out of being mugged off by the so called big 3 manipulating the market and on principle I won't pay more than rrp, so no more new stuff
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
I reckon NBC had already secured it from Fox when it was threaten with the axe a year or so ago
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
quite possibly
nbc have a long-standing relationship with the creators too i believe
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 9:52, archived)
nbc have a long-standing relationship with the creators too i believe
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 9:52, archived)
who would have guessed that the cancer killing /talk
was rob all along
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:11, archived)
was rob all along
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:11, archived)
this is the metaphorical cancer, that I am as serious as
I wish no harm to befall any mod on this site
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:27, archived)
I wish no harm to befall any mod on this site
( , Tue 15 May 2018, 10:27, archived)
OK it seems that rob is getting rid of /talk because we don't make him any money. Maybe if we all come up with some great jokes for his upcoming book he'll let us stay.
Particularly if the jokes are about rob, I think he'd love that.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:59, archived)
Particularly if the jokes are about rob, I think he'd love that.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:59, archived)
Might have to bring this forward
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26585
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26585
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
what did one criminal say to another when encouraging him to steal from a man who had hands made of pork and liked to masturbate using a rhizome of the species Zingiber officinale?
'rob the ham-fisted ginger wanker'
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
'rob the ham-fisted ginger wanker'
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
I feel like I'm in a massive cave all alone where no one can hear me :(
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:02, archived)
Particularly if the jokes are about rob, I think he'd love that.
flouncing and taking his ball home with him.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:20, archived)
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:59, archived)
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:59, archived)
knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
knockknockknockknockknockknockknockknockknock
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 23:02, archived)
*brief flashes of bright light illuminating teeth, matted bloodied hair, claws, hooves, terrified human eyes*
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 23:03, archived)
*shot of front door from the inside, something is slumped in the doorway, something dark, misshapen, pours over it, the door squeaks, swings open, the something slithers away, fade*
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 23:06, archived)
I guess what I am trying to say here is that I am a bit upset, online
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 23:07, archived)
but there's an hilarious new qotw and there might even be a newsletter if you stump up enough cash
I mean, yeah a few regular posters had to get banned in order for this to happen, but I think we can all agree it was for the best
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
I mean, yeah a few regular posters had to get banned in order for this to happen, but I think we can all agree it was for the best
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
I might need a series recap, seems that I have missed quite a few episodes
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:04, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:04, archived)
Next week's QOTW is going to be "Write a paragraph for the newsletter."
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:12, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:12, archived)
rob posted a new QOTW with strict rules
A few people flouted those rules and got banned.
A few other people teased rob about it on here, and got banned.
Everyone else moaned about it.
rob laughed at us for being needy spineless pricks, but converted the permabans to naughtysteppings.
Then rob deleted the talk link from the header so that everyone else could forget we existed.
Bans should be gone by wednesday, but this is the awful limbo we inhabit in the meantime.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
A few people flouted those rules and got banned.
A few other people teased rob about it on here, and got banned.
Everyone else moaned about it.
rob laughed at us for being needy spineless pricks, but converted the permabans to naughtysteppings.
Then rob deleted the talk link from the header so that everyone else could forget we existed.
Bans should be gone by wednesday, but this is the awful limbo we inhabit in the meantime.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:18, archived)
I suppose if we don't exist any more we can say what we like on here now.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:22, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:22, archived)
this is so cool it's like the end of the matrix when all the weird characters appear just when you thought it was all over and they are still REAL \o/
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:52, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:52, archived)
lol
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2631881
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:53, archived)
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post2631881
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:53, archived)
Well I certainly can't see any evidence that you did anything to stop this happening.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:05, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:05, archived)
thanks
*pulls up a chair*
*sits*
*the chair is made of pretend matchstick wood, it collapses*
*I fall on the floor*
*general hilarity, pointing, and laughing ensues throughout the bar*
*I set fire to the bar somehow, improbably quickly, with a cigar and some spirits or something*
*outside shot, flames surging into the evening sky, sound of screams and shattering windows, untethered horses running wildly about*
*close-up of my face, I am sat on a nearby hill, I light a cigar and look smug*
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:17, archived)
*pulls up a chair*
*sits*
*the chair is made of pretend matchstick wood, it collapses*
*I fall on the floor*
*general hilarity, pointing, and laughing ensues throughout the bar*
*I set fire to the bar somehow, improbably quickly, with a cigar and some spirits or something*
*outside shot, flames surging into the evening sky, sound of screams and shattering windows, untethered horses running wildly about*
*close-up of my face, I am sat on a nearby hill, I light a cigar and look smug*
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:17, archived)
now that's quality content
it's just a shame that potential buyers will never see it
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
it's just a shame that potential buyers will never see it
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
I'm accepting NOTHING less than 49p for that, and you can call me a grasping, greedy fool as much as you like
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
I'm afraid that trigger was unfortunately fatally shot in one of the earlier scenes, ironic really eh
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:59, archived)
The site is being purged of content that would discourage sponsors/advertisers.
This coincides with an attempt to drive more traffic to the site via social media. The current owner regards these measures as critical preparation for the future profitable sale of the site.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:06, archived)
This coincides with an attempt to drive more traffic to the site via social media. The current owner regards these measures as critical preparation for the future profitable sale of the site.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:06, archived)
in many ways I agree, it's a pity trump didn't happen in the 80s, she would have been a perfectly 80s first lady
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:11, archived)
reddit, OK good idea, I read that thing about the psychic horse that gave LSD to children and fed them to crabs in a parallel universe
are there other things on it too?
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
are there other things on it too?
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
I must have missed that one.
Other than that it's full of boobs and recipes and people arguing about politics and occasionally Grrry talks about cars on it as well.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
Other than that it's full of boobs and recipes and people arguing about politics and occasionally Grrry talks about cars on it as well.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
I get worried that people on here stalk my reddit postings
but then I remember how bore dthey must be to go that far
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 20:36, archived)
but then I remember how bore dthey must be to go that far
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 20:36, archived)
I still love watches but I won't play the game anymore , it's turned into a con
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:47, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:47, archived)
Tempted by this, brand new and cool as fuck
www.chrono24.co.uk/zenith/zenith-defy-quarz---new-old-stock--id3472188.htm
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:52, archived)
www.chrono24.co.uk/zenith/zenith-defy-quarz---new-old-stock--id3472188.htm
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:52, archived)
There was a huge battle
But even after the trolls were banished to the plains of agony, they sent their emissary to attack the now peaceful lands of Hazharrath. Many peasants died before finding the traitor and people no longer trust strangers. We are attempting to rebuild, but without the crystal heart stone, it will be difficult, if not impossible.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:31, archived)
But even after the trolls were banished to the plains of agony, they sent their emissary to attack the now peaceful lands of Hazharrath. Many peasants died before finding the traitor and people no longer trust strangers. We are attempting to rebuild, but without the crystal heart stone, it will be difficult, if not impossible.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 21:31, archived)
OK this clip is an on-point representation of the whole thing, reddington is us, the one he is going to get back is talk, desmond is definitely manolith, the beardy chap is rob, the two who are strung up twitching are the other boards, the big bang at the end is the incoming reality of the monetization of every last damned thing there is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z-9_iZwrg
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 22:40, archived)
pouring out a 40 for our fallen homies
garidead, Two Hats, drimble, grrrmachine (technically), richard mcbeef and the rest.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:35, archived)
garidead, Two Hats, drimble, grrrmachine (technically), richard mcbeef and the rest.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:35, archived)
it's grrr2 I feel sorry for
it was my ex-girlfriend's account that she set up to find normal English people to talk to.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
it was my ex-girlfriend's account that she set up to find normal English people to talk to.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
she was only trying to improve her second language
fortunately she never picked up "arsebadger" or "fuckflaps" or similar.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:47, archived)
fortunately she never picked up "arsebadger" or "fuckflaps" or similar.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 13:47, archived)
been twice today
and I didn't even have to give up the opiates
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 17:14, archived)
and I didn't even have to give up the opiates
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 17:14, archived)
I also had two.
I reckon the fact I eat a madras, 3 chicago town deep dish pizzas (oven cooked, I'm not an animal) and a hench 'share bag' of cheese and onion whilst nursing my hangover on sunday had something to do with it.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
I reckon the fact I eat a madras, 3 chicago town deep dish pizzas (oven cooked, I'm not an animal) and a hench 'share bag' of cheese and onion whilst nursing my hangover on sunday had something to do with it.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
i like this saying
as it implies something that is sophisticated enough to sit at a table, but would still drink out of a saucer
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:07, archived)
as it implies something that is sophisticated enough to sit at a table, but would still drink out of a saucer
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:07, archived)
Coincidently this article explains why I've given up the watch game , it's a long read but it shows how fucked it's become in 4 or 5 year
www.ablogtowatch.com/why-some-watches-rolex-patek-philippe-impossible-retail/
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 17:23, archived)
www.ablogtowatch.com/why-some-watches-rolex-patek-philippe-impossible-retail/
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 17:23, archived)
Reminds me too much of my turn o graph with roulette date wheel
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:18, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 18:18, archived)
He and rob have quit the site, to focus on their passion project:
50p Ham School
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 8:54, archived)
50p Ham School
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 8:54, archived)
What are you all going to do when Rob deletes this place?
Note that the link to /talk has vanished from the top of the page
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:16, archived)
Note that the link to /talk has vanished from the top of the page
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:16, archived)
Can't have potential commercial partners seeing this bit, I guess
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:31, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:31, archived)
a lot of people here have reddit accounts
but it's an awful place to have a conversation
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:50, archived)
but it's an awful place to have a conversation
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:50, archived)
I watched a new Taskmaster
couldn't see you in the audience though, so I'm calling bullshit
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:46, archived)
couldn't see you in the audience though, so I'm calling bullshit
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:46, archived)
well, i'd have been in the audience for the last episode
but we couldn't make it to the recording in the end. maybe next series
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:48, archived)
but we couldn't make it to the recording in the end. maybe next series
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:48, archived)
It's better than anything with Nish Kumar in
that fucking wanker
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 11:36, archived)
that fucking wanker
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 11:36, archived)
he's the first person in a long time that makes me stop whatever I'm watching and turn the TV off
because he's so execrable
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 12:11, archived)
because he's so execrable
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 12:11, archived)
i liked the darts game
but otherwise the first two episodes weren't really anything to write home about
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 11:47, archived)
but otherwise the first two episodes weren't really anything to write home about
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 11:47, archived)
spose so
sun's out, light breeze, no sign of rain, diggers rumbling around at the end of the road.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
sun's out, light breeze, no sign of rain, diggers rumbling around at the end of the road.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
Morning
Just saw a rolex tridor go for ยฃ17k in a proceeds of crime auction
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
Just saw a rolex tridor go for ยฃ17k in a proceeds of crime auction
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 9:56, archived)
Yeah they'd be lucky, if they earn a couple of grand on what they paid I'd be surprised
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 12:21, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 12:21, archived)
or maybe it's the new hidden function just for the really cool people on b3ta
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
Oftentopics never had a direct link and it was full of wankers.
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
( , Mon 14 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
Obvs.
We've been out on a mates houseboat for the weekend. A hen do came past early in the day, everyone one below decks apart from one former or transitioning male. Same boat came past 4 hours later, still the same poor trans person at the tiller all alone.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:35, archived)
We've been out on a mates houseboat for the weekend. A hen do came past early in the day, everyone one below decks apart from one former or transitioning male. Same boat came past 4 hours later, still the same poor trans person at the tiller all alone.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:35, archived)
Oh. Lower the tone.
I was trying to highlight the plight of this poor ladyman
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:40, archived)
I was trying to highlight the plight of this poor ladyman
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:40, archived)
yeah, and i was just suggesting they may be skilled in the ways of the seaman
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:01, archived)
People; why are they cunts?
My weekend's been spectacularly boring as I've spent the whole thing working. I still haven't finished but it's nearly eight on a Sunday so moderate shoeing is in progress.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
My weekend's been spectacularly boring as I've spent the whole thing working. I still haven't finished but it's nearly eight on a Sunday so moderate shoeing is in progress.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:39, archived)
I've spent all weekend mostly pissed with a fair bit of MDMA and 2cb to keep us going.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:41, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:41, archived)
Never done them partic'lar drugs.
Is you like Fear and Boating in Las Vegas or sutin?
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
Is you like Fear and Boating in Las Vegas or sutin?
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
k
my screen name is โข?((ยฏยฐยท._.โข m&n๏ℓi+h โข._.ยทยฐยฏ))؟โข
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
my screen name is โข?((ยฏยฐยท._.โข m&n๏ℓi+h โข._.ยทยฐยฏ))؟โข
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:35, archived)
Even if he hadn't been a paedo he would always have been a massive weirdo.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:33, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 19:33, archived)
He does a bit, but I think there is empathy there , sociopath seems to be thrown around now just because you don't care about everything
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 21:26, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 21:26, archived)
Good morning, last night a woman on Facebook had this to say.
Catching some rays in the field with my bestie ☀️❤😎
There was also a picture of a horse.
And that was the end of Facebook roundup.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
Catching some rays in the field with my bestie ☀️❤😎
There was also a picture of a horse.
And that was the end of Facebook roundup.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
Tomyris and frankie dettori earnt me a fortune yesterday, I love horses, best of all the animals
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 16:53, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 16:53, archived)
Good slathering of raw horse mince with freshly ground salt and black pepper on half a buttered baguette.
You'll not find a finer Sunday breakfast.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 17:09, archived)
You'll not find a finer Sunday breakfast.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 17:09, archived)
Rays aren't found in fields; they live in the ocean.
I reckon that woman was on drugs.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
I reckon that woman was on drugs.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
I just hope that rob is happy with these 'improvements' he's made
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
Good morning. Last night a women on facebook had this to say;
As I arrived at speakers corner with the sun on my shoulders dressed in my long red white and blue summer dress, with determination to show my physical support as a member of FLA as I always had done against the creeping invasion of sharia and the blatant perversion of border control and a government that welcomes returning jihadis and warmly embraces rapist pedophiles from Europe but rejects young working class or conservative people with qualifications and NO criminal records due to a joke or a speech cause it upsetting the Islamic people..I had felt embarrassed to the likes of 2 Girls Lauren and Brittany who had paid to come to Britain my country, to follow there passions but were held in solitude and detained in a cell..deported without reason down to a speech? Against Islam.
but yesterday I saw something special,
I saw that we are many, we are a fine voice, I felt uplifted by the union flag flying proudly..we all could feel it too, a growing army of people who can only be pushed to far, a buzz of warm electricity in the air....rival football teams supporters who have kicked each other heads in over the years stood united and our men of arms veterans all stood united by our determination to defend the secular freedoms of this country I call home...yet nothing reported on the main or nation news? Ask yourself why there's nothing about the 10,000 plus who marched from Spkers corner to Whithall if this long status just encourages u to do ur research as it the only way ur gonna hear it, or know exactly what's going on in your country as the bbc won't report it but will take that TV licence money weekly, then it's worth being called a "racist " if that what the term means when u stand up against the radicalisation and Islamic law they are trying to bring into our country..we have a Muslim mayor for starters and mosques starting to appear in all boroughs...yet I don't see any new churches ?,where do we socialise now as a nation when there shutting down youth clubs pubs free speech, picking a choosing what they wil show on mainstream media.? I emailed all channels some footage of the day even sky...no reply,...and bbc was there they just not going to report on the March as to peaceful although if it had really kicked off I, sure it would have made the news x
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
As I arrived at speakers corner with the sun on my shoulders dressed in my long red white and blue summer dress, with determination to show my physical support as a member of FLA as I always had done against the creeping invasion of sharia and the blatant perversion of border control and a government that welcomes returning jihadis and warmly embraces rapist pedophiles from Europe but rejects young working class or conservative people with qualifications and NO criminal records due to a joke or a speech cause it upsetting the Islamic people..I had felt embarrassed to the likes of 2 Girls Lauren and Brittany who had paid to come to Britain my country, to follow there passions but were held in solitude and detained in a cell..deported without reason down to a speech? Against Islam.
but yesterday I saw something special,
I saw that we are many, we are a fine voice, I felt uplifted by the union flag flying proudly..we all could feel it too, a growing army of people who can only be pushed to far, a buzz of warm electricity in the air....rival football teams supporters who have kicked each other heads in over the years stood united and our men of arms veterans all stood united by our determination to defend the secular freedoms of this country I call home...yet nothing reported on the main or nation news? Ask yourself why there's nothing about the 10,000 plus who marched from Spkers corner to Whithall if this long status just encourages u to do ur research as it the only way ur gonna hear it, or know exactly what's going on in your country as the bbc won't report it but will take that TV licence money weekly, then it's worth being called a "racist " if that what the term means when u stand up against the radicalisation and Islamic law they are trying to bring into our country..we have a Muslim mayor for starters and mosques starting to appear in all boroughs...yet I don't see any new churches ?,where do we socialise now as a nation when there shutting down youth clubs pubs free speech, picking a choosing what they wil show on mainstream media.? I emailed all channels some footage of the day even sky...no reply,...and bbc was there they just not going to report on the March as to peaceful although if it had really kicked off I, sure it would have made the news x
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 7:56, archived)
Christ just shut the fuck up will you no one is reading all that shit you type
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 8:14, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 8:14, archived)
It pissed dahn on my barbecue sausages yesterday.
Luckily they'd had time to cook.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 8:33, archived)
Luckily they'd had time to cook.
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 8:33, archived)
How about a spot of extreme sounding to liven up your evening?
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 19:32, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 19:32, archived)
I'd sooner shit in my hands then clap rather than watch Eurovision.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 19:43, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 19:43, archived)
opiates seem quite pleasant but I haven't had a poo since 6.30am yesterday
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:29, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:29, archived)
Reading this like one of the little journals you found in resident evil.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:42, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:42, archived)
Try having a meal the leaving it a few hours before attempting another dump. HTH.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:50, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 20:50, archived)
well I've had four meals since starting on them and don't even feel like trying so maybe manolith is right
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:05, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:05, archived)
anything other than amoxycillin is beyond 2can's remit isn't it
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:14, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:14, archived)
Are there other picks than tooth and ice? I don't mean like guitar pick, before the noun pls
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:13, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:13, archived)
stick a handful directly up your asshole, just leave the hand right up there until the pills dissolve naturally, you shit-knuckled fuck
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 4:14, archived)
( , Sun 13 May 2018, 4:14, archived)
some cunt is setting off fireworks in Birmingham
is this a eurovision thing or is there some ethnic holiday today?
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:17, archived)
is this a eurovision thing or is there some ethnic holiday today?
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:17, archived)
Is it?
What did it not deliver that you would have liked it to do?
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:50, archived)
What did it not deliver that you would have liked it to do?
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 21:50, archived)
It delivered everything I wanted (some excellent action sequences and a few laugh out loud gags), but ended up as a not terribly interesting film.
Far less than the sum of its parts, as it were.
Also, James Brolin is evil and must be stopped - the combination of his usual phoned-in performance and a CGI character with all the weight of a balloon animal, deprived the film of an interesting villain, leaving the film to pinball around its excessive cast of heroes.
Shame, really.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:01, archived)
Far less than the sum of its parts, as it were.
Also, James Brolin is evil and must be stopped - the combination of his usual phoned-in performance and a CGI character with all the weight of a balloon animal, deprived the film of an interesting villain, leaving the film to pinball around its excessive cast of heroes.
Shame, really.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:01, archived)
Interesting, I thought the exact opposite.
I thought it was satisfying to see a Thanos that actually lived up to the past x years of hype and was a nuanced, complex villain. I know Josh Brolin can be an acquired taste but I can't see anyone else playing Thanos and I enjoyed his traditional gritty gumshoe frontiersman schtick.
None of this is coherent with what I thought of The Last Jedi purely in terms of tone, because both films adopted an atypically dark tone for the franchise and I loved Infinity War but thought The Last Jedi was fucking shit.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
I thought it was satisfying to see a Thanos that actually lived up to the past x years of hype and was a nuanced, complex villain. I know Josh Brolin can be an acquired taste but I can't see anyone else playing Thanos and I enjoyed his traditional gritty gumshoe frontiersman schtick.
None of this is coherent with what I thought of The Last Jedi purely in terms of tone, because both films adopted an atypically dark tone for the franchise and I loved Infinity War but thought The Last Jedi was fucking shit.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:07, archived)
I really enjoyed The Last Jedi,
but it's massively flawed and most of the criticism leveled at it is valid. I found it consistently entertaining throughout, though, whereas Infinity War seemed to coast by on little more than impressive visuals (not counting Thanos, who is sometimes rendered in that odd, weightless CGI that was so popular in the early noughties). Tom Holland is marvellous, though, and the scenes with Vision & Scarlett Witch are rather good.
The 150 minute runtime showed that they were struggling to pack too many characters into a single film, too.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:20, archived)
but it's massively flawed and most of the criticism leveled at it is valid. I found it consistently entertaining throughout, though, whereas Infinity War seemed to coast by on little more than impressive visuals (not counting Thanos, who is sometimes rendered in that odd, weightless CGI that was so popular in the early noughties). Tom Holland is marvellous, though, and the scenes with Vision & Scarlett Witch are rather good.
The 150 minute runtime showed that they were struggling to pack too many characters into a single film, too.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:20, archived)
I'm thoroughly heartened to see we can disagree with such civility in this day and age.
*manly handshake*
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:34, archived)
*manly handshake*
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:34, archived)
I have two teenage children and I still don't watch fucking infinity trek wars gate , grow up , watch films aimed at adults if you must
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:44, archived)
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 22:44, archived)
Fuck that.
They couldn't make these films when I was a kid, so I thoroughly intend to indulge myself until they go back out of fashion.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 23:05, archived)
They couldn't make these films when I was a kid, so I thoroughly intend to indulge myself until they go back out of fashion.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 23:05, archived)
WHAT'S THERE TO BE CALM ABOUT=?!=!!
May 12, 1984
T-800 Tries to Kill Sarah Connor
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 10:39, archived)
May 12, 1984
T-800 Tries to Kill Sarah Connor
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 10:39, archived)
Ahoy.
Day at the comic shop, followed by cinema trip to see Infinity War. #maturity
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 8:15, archived)
Day at the comic shop, followed by cinema trip to see Infinity War. #maturity
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 8:15, archived)
Fingers crossed that knowing how it ends doesn't spoil it for me.
The eldest knows how it goes, and I've had to physically restrain him from blabbing about it to the twins.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
The eldest knows how it goes, and I've had to physically restrain him from blabbing about it to the twins.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
He screams "child abuse" at the slightest provocation,
so I'm probably on borrowed time as it is.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 9:48, archived)
so I'm probably on borrowed time as it is.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 9:48, archived)
Strike through - Time to go and retrieve
Insert - Stay about from
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 9:51, archived)
I like this new inclusive strikey-g
for those unfamiliar with HTML.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 9:58, archived)
for those unfamiliar with HTML.
( , Sat 12 May 2018, 9:58, archived)
I do, but they won't leave me alone
The coffee table has tasted human blood
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:22, archived)
The coffee table has tasted human blood
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:22, archived)
My granddad sung this to me, so just chickens
youtu.be/DGs6TDeXo8E
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 21:36, archived)
youtu.be/DGs6TDeXo8E
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 21:36, archived)
Also used as the theme tune
to an excellent tv series called Chickens.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 23:33, archived)
to an excellent tv series called Chickens.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 23:33, archived)
Only recently discovered that's a euphemism for blowing your own head off with a shotgun
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
I hear it's gone all fascist round here these days
Who's in the gulag?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:54, archived)
Who's in the gulag?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 22:54, archived)
absolutely
it was a good idea to ban/step the three most prolific posters here
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 14:46, archived)
it was a good idea to ban/step the three most prolific posters here
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 14:46, archived)
www.awarenessdays.com/awareness-days-calendar/eat-what-you-want-day-2018/
What's everyone going to eat then? I might try a dishwasher tablet.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 15:29, archived)
I shure hope that every b3tan and b3tette is going crazy as fuck about getting kaned today
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26496
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 15:03, archived)
b3ta.com/calendar/event/26496
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 15:03, archived)
It was in response to
afternoon thread.
Wasn't worth it really, I don't know what I was thinking.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
afternoon thread.
Wasn't worth it really, I don't know what I was thinking.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
You are the fresh blood this purge was for, now give Rob ten quid a month or elsev
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 16:44, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 16:44, archived)
I had a letter today that a hidden speed camera near Edinburgh has caught me doing 86 in a 60.
Serves me right. When were you last a twat & deserved fining?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:51, archived)
Serves me right. When were you last a twat & deserved fining?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:51, archived)
we have a weird system here
where you pay 300 and take 6 points (out of 24), pay 300 and grass someone else up, or pay 400 and say "I dunno who was driving officer".
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:56, archived)
where you pay 300 and take 6 points (out of 24), pay 300 and grass someone else up, or pay 400 and say "I dunno who was driving officer".
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:56, archived)
500 and you can say 'what's a car', 600 and you get to take the policeman's hat home with you
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
This is the stretch I was caught on - too tempting to put your foot down
gb.geoview.info/dolphinton_straight,31704285p
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:04, archived)
gb.geoview.info/dolphinton_straight,31704285p
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:04, archived)
I've had a look online - loads of people are done on that stretch, but this is the biggest idiot I found
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/136889/Biker-jailed-for-hitting-166mph
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:39, archived)
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/136889/Biker-jailed-for-hitting-166mph
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:39, archived)
Nah, fuck 'em
The amount of bikers I've heard bleat about how they're persecuted by traffic cops in one breath and boast about doing double the speed limit the next.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:08, archived)
The amount of bikers I've heard bleat about how they're persecuted by traffic cops in one breath and boast about doing double the speed limit the next.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:08, archived)
well yer, it just means that if you can afford an audi then you can afford to drive at whatever speed you like
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:58, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 11:58, archived)
you must be a speeding ticket
because you've got fine written all over you
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:12, archived)
because you've got fine written all over you
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 12:12, archived)
If you'd got up to 88mph your car would have caught fire and disappeared and gone back in time
and you could have driven more slowly and not got a ticket
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:21, archived)
and you could have driven more slowly and not got a ticket
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:21, archived)
Some of those survey results have finally landed in the chaps inbox and he's going through.
Thank you all very much for your input
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:29, archived)
Thank you all very much for your input
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:29, archived)
Broke a pub table
By falling off the stage due to being naughtily drunk
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:33, archived)
By falling off the stage due to being naughtily drunk
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 13:33, archived)
it's like malicious compliance
I'm trying to establish a dull, repetitive and predictable pattern, just like mainstream humour channels.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 7:30, archived)
I'm trying to establish a dull, repetitive and predictable pattern, just like mainstream humour channels.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 7:30, archived)
That's about the extent of the Polish I learned working in Poznan for a few months.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:40, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:40, archived)
Poznan's a pretty good place
prolly because it was mostly German
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
prolly because it was mostly German
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
I really liked. Going back for a weekend to see mates at the end of June.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:01, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:01, archived)
Just been up the shop for fancy coffee and some croissants to start the holiday weekend right.
How early is too early for some shoe?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
How early is too early for some shoe?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
Sorry, I've written a joke.
What do you get if you cross Rob and the other B3ta mods?
Banned.
Moo ha ha ha!
Please don't ban me.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:44, archived)
What do you get if you cross Rob and the other B3ta mods?
Banned.
Moo ha ha ha!
Please don't ban me.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:44, archived)
"We're removing in-jokes."
"We want to keep it accessable. Just like our dogs' bumholes." says chthonic.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:57, archived)
"We want to keep it accessable. Just like our dogs' bumholes." says chthonic.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:57, archived)
This is definitely mcbeef.
The Polish looking name is him claiming his lebensraum.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
The Polish looking name is him claiming his lebensraum.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
It is?
*Opens another beer*
Well, did Rob stamp out bullying on QOTW by stepping me for a week for shedposting?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
*Opens another beer*
Well, did Rob stamp out bullying on QOTW by stepping me for a week for shedposting?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 9:53, archived)
I hope your account is still working once you've recovered.
Having anything interesting done?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:04, archived)
Having anything interesting done?
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:04, archived)
Good luck.
Looks like they're going to poke you full of holes.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:23, archived)
Looks like they're going to poke you full of holes.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:23, archived)
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TIT AND TUCK JOB!
HOPE TURNING YOUR DICK INTO A CUNT WORKS OUT WELL FOR YOU!
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW BOOBS!
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
HOPE TURNING YOUR DICK INTO A CUNT WORKS OUT WELL FOR YOU!
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW BOOBS!
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
Well, yeah, we all helped crowdfund it, it's only fair that tangles lets us all have a go on them.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:09, archived)
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:09, archived)
anyway
good luck and there will be a signed copy of Russ Abbot's Atmosphere waiting for you when you recover
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
good luck and there will be a signed copy of Russ Abbot's Atmosphere waiting for you when you recover
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
I was at the Amazon AWS nerd summit yesterday. Counted 5 fedoras and 1 bowler hat.
2 were definitely masters of the blade.
I got some promotional socks from Mongo DB.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
2 were definitely masters of the blade.
I got some promotional socks from Mongo DB.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40, archived)
I got a bag of them Red Leicester flavour mini cheddars for breakfast.
They're alright. Might go to Aldis later to get a few more bags of 'em.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:45, archived)
They're alright. Might go to Aldis later to get a few more bags of 'em.
( , Fri 11 May 2018, 10:45, archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »